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Updates will probably still be slow, but I can try to be more active online!
People tell me to make a tumblr, but I’m afraid how time-consuming that would be;;
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XYVENTURES 
And now Alder looks like a monster.
Be ashame, Alder. Be ashame.
-wiggles fingers over Adler- Shame…..!
Do you actually have a finger?
I…I feel…BAD…for Cheren.
This is…a new thing for me.
Feeling bad.
It’s…
Odd.
You need to stop by Mespirit, he/she/it can help you with your emotions.
I’d rather not.
My siblings can be…
Well.
Insane bitches?
I think you just have the stomach bug.
Shame, shame, know your name!
but not Cheren’s.
Awww..poor Charle–I mean, Cheren.
that teary face…so cute ;~;
*Cheren’s face in color pannel*
…I want to give him a hug.
Yes.
All the hugs must be given to him.
NOBODY IS ALLOWED TO HATE HIM ANYMORE HE IS TOO CUTE FOR THAT.
I agree with this! *hugs cheren*
I din’t like him all that much when i first started playing white, but now……
No,no
I always loved Cheren.
Same here.
Cheren was always this cute. <3
I didn’t at first cause he sort of came off at being stuck up and rude.
Yay Cheren fans! ^^
☻
Awww poor guy D:
*Charlene
*laughs* And thisssss issssss why I ssssssay Hot Sssspringsssss are bad! Ssssssee what they make people do?
I’m not allowed in hot springs anymore, I kept electrocuting people.
cold hearted but warm blooded for me, loooooove the cold :3
Same here. I get weird looks when I take a cold bath in winter.
What’s a bath?
-eye twitch and uses hydro pump on Darkrai-
What the distortion world was that for? But thank you for the shower.
I’m extremely heat sensitive, but I like both hot and cold water. Especially one after the other.
I prefer a hot bath if any tub can fit me.
MASTER GIRATINA KNOWS BEST *D*
Do you have any other examples of these kinds of things happening at hot springs? *Tilts head curiously*
*hands ‘DA LIST’* Sssssee for yoursssself
I have an extension to ‘DA LIST’.
//hands over a thick stack of papers.
*Skims through it* Wow. Hey Kyu-chan, what happens if you go into a hot spring?
…. ….. …… *silence* <.<;;; ….
Kyurem can’t comment on that at the moment as he’s under investigation for the little children by the hot spring’s disappearance… and Black’s towel.
Did we not essssstablissssh that I. AM. FEMALE…
If thunder troll can’t get me to remember his name, how do you expect me to remember your gender?
Because both Kyu-chan and I act like males but are actually female.
Giratina. I finally caught you confessing your gender.
Disappearing children…? *Reads through more of da list* Oh here it is!
You are NOT female, Giri-kun.
If so, then LOL Kyu X Giri Yuri FTW!!!!
THOSSSSSSE KIDSSSSS ARE NOT ME! THEY RUN AWAY AND HIDE HERE AND THE PARENTSSSSSS BLAME ME! I HATE KIDSSSSS
*plops group of human children down next to Kyu-chan* Hey Kyu-chan, I found these kids wandering around my forest, and they weren’t cute enough soooooo….. Here ya go~ *Runs away*
*Giggles softly and just dangles feet in the water*
I’ll get the forged evidence ready!!
Of course, I might decide NOT to frame Kyu-chan if she made out with Giri-kun~
>.< …..*No longer at Giant Chasm, She's taken over Pinwheel Forest* Nice try Viri-chan.
*pops up in front of Kyu-chan in Pinwheel Forest*
Nope.avi
*teleports Kyu-chan back to Giant Chasm*
*put kids on Kyu-chan back* There!
*glues some kids to Kyu-chan’s face*
Now you either make out with Giri-kun, or get framed for child eating.
…. *eats* Happy? Yuck… Bidoof tassste better than thisssss garbage
Bidoofs actually taste really good when fried with pecha berrie juice and sprinkled with a vanilluxe’s body. (The body has to be shredded first.)
I’m not much for Bidoof myself. They’re all hair and teeth. And Greener, SHUT THE FUCK UP. I may be female, but I’m not into yaoi or yuri. Let’s get this straight: I have no sexuality. That’s not the same thing as Bi, it means I literally DO NOT FUCKING HAVE THE CAPACITY TO FALL IN LOVE.
Keep saying that as often as you like, Giri, because everyone knows that no matter how much you boast, you’re still a human behind that keyboard.
Also, I like it better imagining everyone as anime-form cosplayers. As in, you’re all cosplayers that look like you’re animated anime style in my imagination.
(God, I hope people understand that…)
Because being assexual =/= not human.
Grennie, give it up. The battle has been lost. Also, I see eveymon as anime people too.
Greenie, I hate to burst your bubble, but there ARE people out there who don’t have a sexuality. I’ve never felt more than a slight fondness for someone. I’ve never had a childhood crush or gone on a date. And I honestly can’t wrap my mind around those moronic teen romance novels. When I look around me at my school and see boys and girls flirting, it all seems so stupid. I’d much prefer punching someone in the face than kissing them.
(Off topic, I tend to imagine people as their Pokemon icons, and if they’re not pokemon, I just think of what comes to mind. For instance, Greener is some sort of sentinent plant)
It looks like you need another hug them!
*glomps Giri-kun*
And I don’t care if you’re a girl, but you’re always gonna be Giri-kun in my book~
And thank GOD Viri-tan understood me.
People are always cuter in anime form, aren’t they? *looks at Umbre-kun*
*Squirms out of the hug* Get away! I have people problems! *Wild Giratina has fled!*
Thissssss isssss ridiculoussssss….
LOL You two are exactly the same in personality~
It’s just so freaking cuuuuuuuuuuute~
I actually feel the same way that Giri-tan does. Like guys and girls flirting, teen romance novels, etc. I find it completely stupid. I only read the twilight books on a bet and won $75 from it. Not that I don’t believe in love, trust me i hope there is someone special for me. I’ve never really found it important to get a boy/girlfriend in highschool, waste of my time honestly. I’m not like most people that I went to school with. They made it their mission to get a boy/girlfriend, I never saw any point.
*And blushes at what Nii-tan said*
AWWWWWWWWWWWWW
LOL If it wasn’t for me, you’d probably be Viri-tan’s BF~
On this topic I HATE love it’ a discusting,vile and MOST OF ALL MORONIC
…ugh…just the thought of two people… l o v i n g each other makes me just wanna PUKE…but I am the Anti-Deity of anything to do with LOVE!
Hey Darky, I thought you liked someone before…
Nope Lance is just my adopted son and personally he’s a pain in the ass aaaallllllwwwwaaayyss complaining “Team Rockets doing this team blah blah blah BLAH” sometimes I wanna Stick a shadow spear right THOUGH his head.*They had an arguement.*
Darky, can you handle being friends?
*Blushes even deeper at Nii-tan* W..wait what…?
LOL You know I’m probably right, Umbre-kun~
Speaking of which, where is Viri-tan?
*Blushes even more* W..well how can you be sure? And I have no idea where Nee-chan is
*pops out of celing hole* Here I am~ (((o(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)o)))
What does that face mean, Viri-tan?
*Adorable surprised scream, fainting on the floor*
I’d invite you to my Lake, but…no.
Oh, but Darkrai, I do believe you live rather close to me?
Perhaps you can take a dip and experience what a ‘Bath’ is.
…WELL, depending on how large you are.
I can only fit so much Pokemon in there before my Magikarp start to feel…violated.
*pokes head out of hidey/stalking hole* I would like to come to your lake, Azelf. It sounds like a good time.~ ^3^
Mr./Ms. Azelf I mean.
Excuse my bad mannors.~
*returns to hidey/stalking hole*
So eevee…. Kidnaped or eaten?
-licks lips- Eevee ala flambe..
Oh god Eevee RUN!
OH MY ARCEUS IT’S STARING AGAIN.
~*Wild Eevee fled by using DIGFORYOURLIFE.*~
Thus is the curse of the Eevee. You can’t escape people wanting to eat you. I suppose I could go all Nee-san and protect you, but honestly, I’m having conflicted emotions about wanting to eat you too.
*Yanks Eevee out of hole and puts in a dress* UMBRE-KUN! COME MEET YOUR NEW BABY SISTER~
Hey, Viri-tan, we can’t tell yet if they’re related…or if Eevee’s female~
Also, where’s Scy-chan?
*Eye twitch, about to go Moe Moe Reina Ryuugu*
Yeah sure thanks! Now where’s lake Valor?*looking at a map of what still is the most awesome countries ever Prussia which Darkrai seems to think is a map of Sinnoh*
I kinda feel bad for Alder. Not that I disagree with Cheren, but still.
Bad Alder! You made Cheren cry! D:
I actually feel bad for Cheren though.
New fan •3• I started reading yesterday and I just finished today xD I love all your twists on the story~
Lol I finished reading in a day too.
thank you~
Alder is an idiot …. He doesn’t even look like a gi- Ohh wait Cheren does!
Poor Cheren!!! >~<
Cheren doesn’t look like a girl, he looks like a lesbian.
Really? I always thought he was a Tranny.
He lacks the Transylvania-ness that Trannies have.
did you seriously just use that word????
Do you have a problem with sweet transvestites from transsexual Transylvania?
^ gotta love Rocky Horror.
i thought he was a lesbian tranny :D
He can be both.
Problem solved, Cheren is a lesbian tranny, everyone go home.
which means i automatically win :3 HORRAY FOR MY CREATIVE 14 YEAR OLD GAY MIND
remember the one-boob lesbian from the summer XD
Alder is the best. <3
… Is it odd that the second to last panel turned me on?
Not at all.
…I hope.
Not for BA
Not at all.
Nope nope I’m on the same page on your on in this page.
“Nope I’m on the same page with you on this one”
Ah forgive me. I’m very very tired.
That was the funniest grammar fuck I’ve ever seen.
Peter Piper picked pickled peppers.
@Gira
YOU SEEN NOTHING! What I type when I’m tired never exsisted.
Thanks for sharing.
Brother, I didn’t know you supported Pokephilia. ;D
1. I am FEMALE. Remeber it or else. 2. We already have a Cobalion, so change your name please.
I would feel your pain, Ms. Virizion, but wonderfully my siblings seemed to have disappeared.
I do hope they were seal- erm.
I mean!
Respective Lakes in completely different parts of Sinnoh…
Easy to lose touch.
Ahehe…eh.
jesus christ calm the fuck down, it’s only comments on a webcomic
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Huh???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
*IS NOW CONFUSED.*
Groudon hurt itself in its confusion.
Not on my watch.
*choke holds faker*
WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, TAKING THE FLRM OF MY GIRLFRIEND?!?!
SAY SOMETHING, YOU RAKE
HEDGEHOGMUSKETEER!!!Sonic reference? VIRIZION IS NOTHING LIKE SONIC AT ALL.
Oh dear, a mean spirited ditto?
WHO! ARE! YOU!
Also, I was just saving the SA2 reference for any old time LOL
Me? I am… GROUDON.
*Groudon snapped out of confusion.*
SA2 ref? Greener, I love you.
Sonic Adventure 2 Battle is the far most epic Sonic game they ever created. Therefore, you Greener became the most epic person for the rest of the weekend.
LOL I love you too, Viri-tan~ *snuggles*
YAYYYYYY!!! I’M MORE AWESOME THAN RAYQY AND ZEKY COMBINED! MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Nearly everything turns you on isn’t that’s why your called ViriziON.
That is a blatent lie /denial
Hey, I’m fine with it if you are, Viri-tan~
I wonder if it also applies to GroudON.
This wins all the awards.
Or CobaliON and TerrakiON. They’re an threesome, so it applies to them more than me.
Also EspeON and UmbreON.
Don’t forget FlareON. I saw one way back ago. And a JolteON.
And CrONcoaw.
A) WTF is a CrONcoaw? Did you mean CrocONaw?
B) Add VaporeON, LeafeON, GlaceON, and MagnetON to the list.
What about CryogONal?
*glues a plastic bag to Landorkus’ mouth*
Ha-ha. What a LoPUNny.
I believe this applys with any pokemON with ON in their name!
…I am now completed.
What is this feeling, is this…Pity-for Cheren?
Is this a new occurence for you as well?
Actually FEELING pity, not…
UH.
I agree!
What a minute isn’t Mesprit the being of emotion with Mespirt happygolucky attitude yet inside Mesprit is forever alone,you’re the being of willpower yet inside you’re a homosideal,heartless,evil and plots to kill anyone that gets in your way pychopath… And Uxie the being of knowledge who looks in the mirror every morning and forgets who he is.
No. Mesprit is a fucking bloodthirsty insane bitch, and Azelf is slowly but surely becoming nicer and more attuned to human emotions.
Uh… Hey! Don’t be mean to, uh… Mesprit(?)!
I… Uh…
What was I saying?
I see your point about Uxie though.
I want that colored panel to be a picture on its own. Please?
looks like someone on tumblr already did it [link]
When Alder actually calls him by his name, I’l cry, and I don’t even ship this ;A;.
Stop making me love Cheren more than normal…
Aw poor Cheren…wait I know someone else who easily gets there gender messed up all the time and his name rhymes with kilver
Botch? I mean Bithch- I MEAN Butch?? it is Butch right? probably Berta…
No its Silver, er Kamon, er OH WHATEVER THE RIVAL OF HGSSS AND GSC GEEZ. Anyway how do you get Butch out of Kilver? I mean seriously it’s obviously Silver
I meant HGSS
Butch rhymes with everything. No exceptions.
In what messed up universe dose Butch rhyme with everything!?
Does.
-PatPats-
Does.
This one.
The same messed up universe that I’m in. DHURR.
You’d be suprised.
Butch is like a universal word, it means anything and everything and automatically rhymes with anything, like ditto :D, or tranny :3, or lesbian ^_^, or lesbian-tranny :), or cheren -3- which is actually all five ._.
i can’t decide whether to give Cheren a hug or give alder a tidal wave for making Charlene cry.
Either way you would crush someone.
How did you manage to actually make me feel bad for Cheren?
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/JerkassWoobie
YOU FOOL! LAST TIME I WENT TO THAT SITE, I BARELY ESCAPED!
*trollface*
YOU GOT RID OF ME FOR AN HOUR!
really? That wasn’t so terrible.
I know, right? I was on the site for about 30 seconds, tops.
I’m guessing the both of you have already spent the required 24+ hours there beforehand.
That’s because it’s super effective on tropers. :U
What required 24 hours?
Yes. I did spend 24+ hours on there beforehand.
(Play along, Suicune. I’m in the belief that they will maul us after knowing that we do not care for Tropes. Run at my signal.)
I managed to tear away after about 10 minutes.
I always spend too much time there.
And no, it’s not for erotic purposes, so if anyone thinks that, they get a special trip with Kyurem and Thundhurrus to the volcano.
……….. *takes a step back*
Your punishments scares me the most.
I try.
Haela you jerk, I just wasted my whole weekend thanks to you.
Welcome back.
Poor Cheren (Sharon, Charlene, etc.)!!
Bleeding, crying, full-color Cheren made me ‘Awwwwww!’ ^^ This totally makes up for all those times he acted like a complete dick. =D
Oh God what am I becoming that colour panel of Cheren, all I could think of is how perfect that would look in some ero-game… I feel dirty >.>
Annnnyways, I feel extremely bad for Cheren on so many levels, maybe this is karma?
*worships you for the perfection* *this is everything I wanted from those two and even more that I didn’t know I wanted* *i mean gender misattribution and hot springs* *seriously*
Also, on the topic of Bel: dat flashing ass + SHE HAS HORNS
LEGIT FUCKING HORNS
DEMON LORD BEL IS ANGRY.
SHE HAS AWOKEN
SHE NEVER WENT TO SLEEP.
THE RAGE HAS. BUT NOW IT RETURNS.
You can start betting on the wish she made to get these horns now.
… And you can start betting on why on Earth QB chose *her*.
But then again, it obviously wasn’t going to ask Cheren Charlene, and N can’t evolve that early~
She’s a Demon Lord, not a Magical Girl.
Finally someone notices dat Bel ass ;o;
DO NOT BRING ATTENTION TO IT! SHE WILL HEAR YOU, AND THEN SHE WILL DESTROY YOU!
We are all going to die horrible horrible deaths! sobs*
RUN! She heard!
*Examines the chaos and smiles evilly* Great, the demon has awaken. We needed some entertainment.
FLEE FLEE!!!!
NOT TODAY *goes all homestuck on Bel,Bel goes all Kenpachi on Darkrai,who is now in critical condishion in the poke center.*
etertainment it is master giratina, would that be female, F/trans, M/trans, or male entertainment? if you act now you can order a special cosplay entertainment for FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE :3
Alder is now Jiraya in my eyes.
CANNOT UNSEEEEEEE!
I kinda had that idea once I saw him in a hot spring. XD I mean, usually if you see the Jiraya stuff and then this, you’re bound to think of it.
AH RESHI
Now everytime I see him thats all I’m going to see of him as.
Oh my Arceus… I can’t stop laughing! Poor Cheren.
So hateful and teary and shredded… Cheren is just too cute when he’s upset.
Poor Cheren… He’s been emasculated at least five times in this update.
…Am i the only one wondering just how Bel did that to him? It’s like she’s peeled of strips of his skin off!
*shivers, generators sputtering a bit* Ugh..
Anyway. Go and apologize, Alder. *coughs* kiss and make up as it were.
I think she was scratching him.
This is why you don’t anger a Demon Lord.
Thundhurr, what happens if you REALLY piss Bel The Demon Lord off? Like, more than Cheren did?
Well I may not be Thundhurr so you weren’t asking me but I think she might go on a rampage and kill everything in a two hundred thousand meter radius.
It isn’t pretty. First, she skins you alive, slowly, making sure you survive it. Then she messes with your nerves so that they’re super sensitive to pain. THEN she throws you into the flames of hell, where you burn until you die from your brain overloading from all the pain you’re in, which usually takes a few weeks.
And that’s just the basic template. Sometimes she adds other horrible things to the mix.
B-bad….. b-bad…. things ……Umbreon…. very…. bad things….the….stuff….that.. Thundhurrus… Decirbrled ..happened to me.
*Patpats Darkrai and gives a huuuuug* Awwwww
Ch….Cheren….. Is…. Crying?….. Man part of me actually feel bad for him….. But another part of me want to see every minute more! *gets a video camera*
Black the character, you really should have stopped Alder earlier. But at least you are concerned enough to get up and go check on Cheren. You are a true friend.
Dirk, N, and Samba aren’t concerned at all. Granted, they aren’t required to be, least of all N, but still.
I really do feel bad for Cheren. You have my emotional support.
Wow.
Chereze has ISSUES. How can she be so mad at Aldie-poo?
I want to give Cheren a hug.
Also What people want you to create a Tumbir for I’m curious?
It would be fun to see a Ask The Black Adventures series.
some RL friends, and I get comments/notes about it on deviantart from time to time
I think if I do make one, asking BA characters would just be part of my main tumblr
Hahahahahaha I just love Alder xD He’s so funny xD
i still don’t feel bad for cheren, see how mutch of a bitch i am :3
Aww, poor Cheren. But character!Black really should’ve done something to prevent this. I know Cheren can be an ass sometimes, but he didn’t deserve Bel’s wrath…at least not then.
Granted, I do really like that shot of Cheren’s face. It was really sad, but cute~
Anyway, I really like N’s hair up. It looks nice on him.
when i saw the color panel of catie… er… I mean… chere (teah, that’s right) the first thing in my mind was *BRUSHIE BRUSHIE*
…so tempted to do this
DO IT!!!!
Do what?
I believe they implying on this
And I will love everyminute of this on Cheren.
What.
Poor Cheren!
O_O Oh ma gawd. Cheren’s face in the color panel. So…. HNNNNNNNNGGGG!!!
Also, Samba….a Fire-type in water…..Um is that ok?
Some fire types aren’t hurt by being in water, you know.
Actually, all fire-types that aren’t the legendary incarnation of truth are weak to water. Reshiram is the only exception. Samba should, in fact, be dying.
Then how do they survive? The fleshy ones need moisture to prevent themselves from drying up and turning to dust.
Actually, it’s only the ones with “flames of life” on their physical body that can’t go near water. Like charmander’s tail. If the flame dies, so do they.
Oh my goodness! Poor babbu Cheren :< I'm laughing and crying
I think all that Cheren needs right now is some champagne adler.
I was hoping for fanservice…
There needs to be a 4 panel spinoff called “Cheren with Bel”
This is getting pretty confusing…. can’t wait for new updates haha!
Charlene’s a woobie, me wants huggie him.
…How is Samsa completely fine with being in the water? HE’S A FIRE TYPE :O
N’aww, poor Cheren XDD Alder, you senile old man!
Samba;;
Do you know of the Sandshrew minigame in Pokemon Stadium? A lot of people asked how the water wasn’t hurting them, and Nintendo Power once offered the answer that since the water isn’t being used forcefully against them, it doesn’t hurt them like a water attack.
But I just assume that pokemon weak to water can still bathe as long as there isn’t a part of them that’d get destroyed. The Charmander line would have trouble because of their flame, but I don’t see why a Darumaka would be getting hurt. /pokemon logic
Its funny cause Remember that classic episode where Ash brock and Misty got lost in that island of gaint pokemon? Ash had charmander with him and they they all (and Team Rocket I believe) fell in the water WITH charmander still perfectly fine.
In the game it said if charmander’s tail get lit out it dies. I always pondered this.
Hey Author!Black.
What do you think we should call Cheren? There’s at least 6 names that Alder’s given him.
Also, the name must make him sound lesbian.
Ellen DeGeneres.
Angela Campion
(my teacher)
Author!Black hasssss been answering to a lot of possssstssss. Ssssurprisssssing.
I have some time between classes!
Oh man, the faces I’m making in public
reading some of these comments
What kind of faces?
Yes for some reason I too am wondering what kind of faces. *No clue why though*
It’s been confirmed by Author!Black:
ELLEN DEGENERES IS NOW CHEREN’S NAME!!!
Also, he is now a lesbian.
*she
Meh, me, she, uke, Chuck Testa, it’s all hilarious to me LOL
Speaking of Sandshrew, wasn’t there an episode in the first series where this guy trained his Sandshrew in water by making some sort of machine for it to wear or something?
That was a result of massive grinding. And they were ATTACKS. Also that was 13 seasons ago.
It’s warm water.
/failproof logic
Completely Legit
It’s boiling, since he’s there.
But Scald exists…
Not hot enough.
It’s thousands of degrees too cold. Fire types are all like,
“AHHHH! THIS IS FREEZING!”
And then they get freezer-burn. That’s how Scald works on them.
This has been a lesson in Science brought to you by Cave Johnson, sponsored by the lemons.
Cheren is in despair.
This update left me in tears laughing. And I regret nothing.
Bel uses Slash.
It’s super effective!
Alder wins!
BREAKURHEARTALITY!
Still, I hope Charl- I mean Cheren, will be okay. I mean, he has yet to be shown as a nice guy, I know he will.
CHEREN: BAKA!!!
Aho is more appropriate.
For a second there I could of sworn that you said “Cheren BANKAI!!!
It would look like this
http://media.animegalleries.net/albums/userpics/137052/UryuIshidaandHisBow.jpg?=123
I know right they look so alike.
That picture’s so exquistive.
Cheren isn’t the strongest, though…
poor Charlene can’t catch a break ;~;
This made me laugh so hard.
Oof, Cheren, that was really rough…aw man now I’m hurting inside.
Y U MAKE READERS FEEL PAIN, AUTHOR!BLACK?
*meanwhile on new moon island*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DEMON LORD BEL IS BACK!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Darkrai’s having a panic attack*
*Smashes a boulder over Darkrai’s head to make it pass out* Calm yourself. *Max Revives*
*Gives a Casteliacone to Darkrai to help calm it, and also has a huge one for Giri-tan*
You are all so kind,I don’t know what I’d do without such kind people/pokemon.*comit senppuku*
*Seppuku, dam mispelling*
Seppuku? Too lazy to check Google Translate.
Seppuku, also known as Harakiri, is the “honorable” way of killing oneself, and there’s no real translation for it. Closest translation is “Stomach-cutting”.
It’s done by stabbing one’s belly with a knife and then dragging it across the belly, from left to right. A very formal Seppuku will have someone behead them once they finish the belly-cut.
Anyone else notice that my first reaction to any problem is violence?
Violence solves everything. Anyone who disagrees is not using enough violence to solve their problem.
My favorite saying is, “If you can’t solve a problem with violence, you’re not using enough of it”
I know Cheren’s a cutie, but SERIOUSLY. Did anyone notice N’s ponytail? It looks like White’s.
Yeah, for a while, I actually thought he was White.
Yay I’m not the only one who noticed his pony tail ^w^
No, it looks like Peach.
Only he can pull the look off better.
With hair gel, obviously.
Hey, N has no need of gel to be beautiful! How DARE you undermine N like that!
Dat ponytail can only be forged by god like passion.
Also anyone else want to see N have this hair next time him & Black do the next transformation?
I want.
It reminds me of the Birth of N.
Ha-haha.
*manical laughter turns to coughing*
Ohmygosh that Samba playing in the water hnnnng.
This update made me feel better than a different update I saw not to long ago. //Absconds and cry’s into a corner//
uH,,, iT’S OKAY
dON’T, cRY
Cheren is crying, my God, Cheren is crying. Give me Cheren, Cheren needs love. I’ll give you a hug.
…Why exactly was Alder a role model to, well…. ANYONE?1?! He isn’t a charismatic trainer, and his methods are routinely shown to be mediocre at best. I would’ve expected Cheren to look up to Grimsley or some other E4 member. At least they seem to care enough to keep trying to win after being defeated by a bishounen and his dragon…
Alder’s just some hippie dude.
But I think for Cheren it is Champion=Awesome.
Mr. Grimsley seems rather skeevy, and I do believe Mr. Cheren wouldn’t be impressed with him in the slightest.
Are you talking game canon or Black Adventures canon?
In game canon I guess it was because Alder helped Cheren find the reason for his strength or whatever. For Black Adventures canon… I don’t know. ”XD
If Cheren was gonna look up to a random E4 member, I think it would be either Marshal (since they’re apparently similar) or Shauntal (since she writes, and Cheren has a million books in his room.)
> Shauntal spends all of her not-battling time writing. I’m guessing literature of the erotic variety.
> Grimsley is a Casanova that does what one assumes to be little outside of E4 duties and being a Casanova.
> Caitlin sleeps all day.
> Marshal is Alder’s pupil, and seems a little too brawny for Cheren’s tastes.
Gee, I wonder why.
I bet he’s also a fan of Shauntal’s works.
Makes him forgetful, interesting.
I thought Shauntal was Velma? Which means she spends all her time being smart and catching people disguised as monsters and being blind as a bat when she loses her glasses.
Maybe Alder really HAD glasses but hid them?
I accidentally read “Alder’s pupil” as “Alder’s puppy.” Not that it makes a difference or anything, though.
Woof.
Ahhhh I just want to give Cheren a hug </3
I wanna eat Cheren…. . 3 .
Hurr…. Come into my belly! :D
*snicker*
normally I dont feel bad for cheren, but now it must be a special case D:
I was planning to wait to read this comic until April to celebrate a whole year going by since I first read this, but I do not regret breaking that plan at all! This update-! I <3 so much!
Alder reminds me of my grandpa. He couldn’t even write my correct age on the birthday card he sent when he was looking at a calendar. Poor Cheren. He can’t help how femenine he is. Even without boobs.
What?
Cheren is evolving!
Congratulations, your Cheren has evolved into a(n) SOBBINGUKE!
So fitting.
I have to have it. What are you willing to trade for it?
I’m willing to trade it for ALL the Pokemon in the universe.
What’s Cheren’s third evolution? Haruhi Suzumiya?
That’s an BIG difference from sobbinguke.
Maybe Len?
*dude looks like a lady with his hair down*
Hey, remember that Cheren gets over the angst after the plot’s over.
But maybe Haruhi is too great a difference anyways…
Len is when Cheren’s hair is aroused.
Nah, someone more serious….no, not in a million years no *shoots self for even thinking it* X_X
PLEASE MAKE A TUMBLR AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I KNEW HE HAD FEELINGS.
Dawww. I wanna hug the girlyboy.
<3
What’s everyone’s Gen V Friend Codes?
God, I hate being restricted to Fridays for Wi-Fi…
My white’s nt work at the momment, but my japanese black is. Her name is Alice and friend code is 5028 4469 0257, pokemon around lvl 45- 50 though…
Wait, so your name is Alice? Pretty cool name, Viri-tan~
And my team is in the 60s, so it sucks, too LOL.
My code is 1291-8096-4109
name is Rose heart symbol heart symbol heart symbol
My main team consist of 4 lv 100 and I use the other 2 slots for training pokemon.
Oh and my Black name is Black (LOL) and FR is 4642-3615-8204.
Viri-chan, I typed in your Friend Code and your name Alice and I’m waiting in the Wi-fi union room for you RIGHT NOW.
NOW?!!? I can’t till tomorrow, wifi down//// So so so sorry////
So sorry….. *tears of remorse*
It’s okay, Viri-tan…
Unfortunately, I only have internet on Wednesday evenings…
*river of tears*
No sadness you two! *Hugs both!*
*tight hug*
D’awwww…thanks for the hug, Umbre-kun…
Also, what’s your Friend Code? Because you’re kinda like a cute little brother or cousin to me.
I said “like”. LOL I call you a younger brother to me as well as Viri-tan, that’d be pretty figurative incest if that was true…
*Blushes a bit thinking* I’m Nee-chan’s Moe Moe Baby…and if I’m your little brother…O_O*faints*
(oh and I have to reinstall the wi-fi stuff for mah computer before i start with the friend codes and stuff)
…So apparently, Umbre-kun is, according to my logic, my kid.
WHAT.
*is out cold at Nii-chan’s feet*
Oh, come on, Umbre-kun. That wasn’t even serious!
*uses Wake-Up Slap with Normalize ability*
Well, you could use Mommy and Daddy, dear~
Wait, WHAT? 0_0
Ahh what a cute little framly
*speaking like when a person sees something KAWII NO DESU!*
LOL Obviously, Darky-kun. Anyone would be Kawaii with these things.
Additionally,
*faints*
G-Greener! *uses max revive*
*Wakes up*
That’s better.
But why did I faint again?
I’m not really sure…. Maybe it was the mommy and daddy comment?
///0_0///
Oh yeah…now I remember…
*faints again*
WHY DO YOU KEEP FAINTING? *uses max revive*
*wakes up again*
Oh, I don’t know, maybe because of the fact that IT’S DISTURBING?
THATS WHY I TOLD UMBRE-KUN TO USE NEE-CHAN AND NII-TAN!
It’s K, just need to stop setting myself up for brain damage…
*Is snoozing in a ball on the floor*
Ah! My baby! *uses max revive*
Viri-tan, he was sleeping .
All you needed was an Awakening or a Chesto Berry.
Or a Wake-Up Slap LOL.
*Wakes up and snuggles both still tired*
D’awwwwwwww
I’ve been working so much lately. *Yaaawwwwns* Sleepy Umbreon. I hate falling asleep in the middle of the day, makes my glasses messy cuz I forget to take em off.
*snuggles back* You’re so cute~
LOL He’s always cute~ *snuggles Umbre-kun with Viri-tan*
And when did Umbre-kun get glasses, anyways? He never told us this before~
I’ve had em for a couple years now. *Smiles a bit* Just never really thought to mention it.
Oh and I just saw the new games. Black and White 2 on http://www.serebii.net
(I think my comment failed so this is a test)
(Yup I was right)
*Smiles a bit* Yeah I’ve had em for a couple years now.
Also I’m super excited for Black and White 2! Just found it on serebii.net
*Smiles a bit at both* I’ve had em for a couple years now, just never thought to mention them.
Also I’m super excited for Black and White 2! I found out about it on serebii
Just came back and saw tht the replies that failed before actually made it on. so yeah Reply fail. ><
LOL Poor Umbre-kun.
So you think it’s gonna be some kind of Rotom thing, those alt Kyurems?
I heard they’re gonna have Ice-type attacks that can either burn or paralyze, depending on the form.
Only time will tell Nii-tan. It would be weird. Maybe Kyurem will get a certain item to have him change into those forms? Like Giratina does in Platinum when you enter the Distorted World or whatever.
Or maybe it’s a reaction with an object like with Deoxys and Rotom, or maybe an item use like Shaymin…
Maybe, probably gonna be like Gold and Sliver, you know. Catch one at Lv.40 or so then the other with be at Lv.70 and vice versa for the opposite game
Or maybe they’ll be at around level 50 like Giratina was at level 47…
Also, have I told you you’re cute yet? Because if not, I am an idiot.
I’m thinking there’ll be items like for me. Except now that I’m free, I absorbed the Grisceus orb and can now transform at will, as well as return the god-like power that was taken when I was sealed away. *obligatory glowing red eyes*
D: Well I’m playing White. But I can’t play battles… my mic’s broken.
You shouldn’t have roared into it. -flys off on a crowed of ledyba-
Name: Yaqirah
Version: White
Code: 4341-5856-8763
Help? I’m no good with this strange 21st century stuff. Where do I find these codes of which you speak?
If you have a Gen V game, look in your pal pad for it.
*Squees for a full ten minutes* ALL OF THE COLOR PAGES!!!
Ah, I love the color. :’D
Okay that…
that was actually kind of heartwrenching ;_;
LESBIANS ARE NOT ALLOWED HEART-WRENCHING MOMENTS.
WHY NOT?
Well, lesbians are allowed, but Cheren is not. In this world, it’s called “comeuppance”.
HOLD IT!
Cheraline have shown us feelings that shed lots of man tears. She proved lesbian enough to make this an exception.
Ok, but I say Ellen deserves it.
THEY BE DELICI0US. >:3
Don’t…Don’t cry…… Why can’t I hug you?
Does Cheren have Transitions lenses? You know, the glasses that turn into sunglasses in the sunlight?
Because sunglasses are cool.
Mmm…cry some more Cheren, your distress makes me pleasure smile~
Cheren looks like a shorter hair Sasuke with glasses :3
Only without the duck’s ass. And also more feminine.
Poor Cheren. He’s giving away so many moments that Black can hold against him for a long time.
Who actually has a tumblr here? I’d love to follow you! (I’m thatchickwiththefoxtail)
I imagine N in a big pink dress will look like Peach’s clone.
Only with green hair and the ability to show it off better~
COMMENT 301!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Well… At least Cheren didn’t have 50,000 wounds this time around… That’s good, right?
This time, the estimated number is about three times that number. Cheren got off lucky for dealing with the Demon Lord.
Those times it was just bumps & Bruises.
This time is the devil’s claws in your skin. Try fixing that with water or lemons.
50,000 small bruises < 5,000 bits of torn-off skin and claw marks.
I’m a fairly new reader, but I wanted to let you know how much I enjoyed reading the archives. When I checked back and saw updates, I was quite pleased!
HAH. Oh Alder you so silly. By the way, THEHELL HAPPENED TO UNRELATED. MY TREES. MY BEAUTIFUL TREES. OHGOD ALL THAT SYRUP.
We hit the Derp Singularity, and it disappeared up Thundhurrus’ um, yeah…
Don’t worry there will be newer trees here. I’m just to lazy to plant them. Lets get a Shaymin to do it or something.
D.E.R.P. Singularity was not reached, dumkopf.
Ve need more D.E.R.P. for zat.
All we need is for someone to Morph together the Vagineer and Painis Cupcake Soldier.. then we shall reach it… If we ever turn into tf2 characters, I want to be a stickyjumping demoman, because scout moves too slow.
Nein! Ze Vagineer und ze Painis Cupcake equal ze Odd Scout.
Oh and for anyone who remembers, I finished my Dual Stunfisk/Brofisk & Audino/Joy run. Brofisk swept N by himself and Joy swept Ghetsis by himself…
I’ve seen someone beat the Kanto elite four with a Magikarp. And a looooooot of X items.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
DARN. Now I’m all caught up ;o;
Alder is getting so freakin annoying. But it’s all in revenge you foolish -Cindy- I MEAN CHEREN for being a dick
Poor Cherey! Ithink he needs a hug! AndANewIdol…
I nominate myself. Who wouldn’t want to worship the very air I float trough? Wait, is Cheren asthmatic? Actually, never mind, I have better things to to.
I wonder what Pokemon Black and White 2 are gonna be like….
Allow me to elaborate and what most likely it will be about. as you can see from the covers the two main legendaries are back but with features of Kyurem, as you can remember the two were once one. it is most likely that those 2 legendaries are two forms of Kyurem if he holds the Light Stone or the Dark Stone. But you must remember, it is 2, so, it’s a sequel. So it is most likely a disgraced member of team Galactic who doesn’t care for freeing pokemon, but he just wants to blow shit up so he will obtain the black stone in black 2/ vice versa for white. you combat him. fight ReshiKyurem with your ZekKyurem, although it is a sequel so you must keep in mind the story will be a tad bit darker and might involve Genesect perhaps and a Cameo by N. or perhaps it’s just a shitty remix except with a slightly different origin story saying how N wishes to combine the two dragons ReshiKyurem/ZekKyurem, to skip the whole “LETS SEE WHICH OF THE TWO HEROES IS BETTER, IDEALS/TRUTH.” and go for “NAH SON. BOTH. I CONTROL THIS SHIT.” ahem.. pardon my tyrade.
I think it’s gonna be closer to Kyuurem merging with Reshiram or Zekrom, making either Kyuuram or Kyuurom, depending on your version.
And Kyuurem itself will probably represent the third option that isn’t ideals or truth. Or maybe both ideals.
It’s most likely that when Reshiram and Zekrom split, Kyurem formed from the leftovers. and the mauled gnarly looking things are Kyurems 2 different forms which’d.. to be honest no idea what the- OHGOD IT MAKES SENSE BECAUSE KYUREM HAS SHITTY STAB MOVES THAT DEAL WITH ELECTRICITY AND FIRE. OHGODOHGODOHGOD MY MIIIND. Also that Kyurems stats aren’t quiiiite uber worthy but with two different forms that’d HOPEFULLY let him abuse his crappy electric/fire related stabs better it’d make sense. well anyways. some douche tries to meld them back into the original thing the two heroes rode. Kyurem comes in all “STOOOOOP BETCHES.” and said villain goes “ohnoes waaaai this happen.”
And then Kyuurem eats on of the yin-yang-mons and everyone rejoices.
I doubt they’d make a new Pokemon that wasn’t in BW’s coding.
More likely, they’ll play everything like Emerald: Make it basically White with some aspects of Black.
Regardlessssss, It meanssssss… I get to kick all sssssortssssss of assssss~ =u=
I’m actually glad they going to do this move and for NINTENDO FREAKING DS NOT 3DS. Game Freak is playing it smart to break off Nintendo promotional gadget crap. A sequel is also a grand Idea. Kyurem forms. Super sexy yes I love it.
Beats the hell making a upgraded remix with more features and forms. So I can’t wait for this new storyline comes out I been WONDERING what happened to N after he flew away with Reshiram/Zekrom.
I’ve heard a lot of theories of potentially different starters/starting point and things like that. Though, one thing I will say is I’m pretty sure that they kept it DS because they’re reusing the same engine, and it was likely in development for awhile (Probably while BW1 was in development). Not just that, but it will provide them the best sales. People with 3DSs or NDSs can buy it. If they made it only for 3DS they would have lost the sales of everyone who hasn’t bought a 3DS. If they had rushed a new engine for 3DS, it would have looked pretty wonky anyway, I’d imagine.
I remember when I became important. All that happened was a psychopath by the name of Cyrus tried to capture me. Kyu-chan, it’s not as fun as it sounds.
The only good thing that came out of it was the Distortion World was destroyed and I was free to slaughter the innocent once more.
Eh, they could easily code in a special place for Kyurem to wear the god stone that’d let it change forms. I mean really, the pokemon on the covers are definitely not reshiram nor zekrom. Those two don’t need another form since their base stats are already nice enough, the same can’t be said for Kyurem however so it makes more sense for them to code in an alternate form same as they did for Gira-O
THAT, or just an ripoff like Platinum, but with Kyurem as the legendary main Pokemon, not Reshiram or Zekrom.
But that doesn’t make sense. It’s outright stated that they’re actual full-fledged sequels to Black & White.
If they’re sequels, perhaps we’ll see N again!
N really should be in the anime. If he was, what would he look like?
Probably like he would in the game.
It’s about time, Cheren. I was beginning to think you’d never deviate from canon and you’d always stay a jerk.
New reader here. I just found out about this last night and devoured the whole thing in said night… I feel very fulfilled, and eagerly await more. This has totally pumped me up for Pokemon Black and White 2!
Welcome to the cult.
Do you want your uniform in pink or hot pink?
I thought your name was Kyuuram. Also, how is it that both you and normal Kyuurem can exist at the same time?
Masuda confirmed the names as White Kyurem and Black Kyurem.
I’m a mashup of Reshiram’s and Kyurems’ “inner selves” which in turn forms a new personality and conscience, whether or not I’m currently occupying a body.
Something complicated that works until officially disproved. *shrugs*
I’m basically their unborn love child.
Oh, okay. I’m still gonna call you Kyuram, though. Saves me the extra word.
Fine with me~
Hot pink definitely, with extra frills if possible. I hope there aren’t any conflicts with my other cult, after all being a cultist is serious business.
Welcome to the BA Rangers Frilly the Hot Pink Ranger,you are a chosen one who protects the innocent from the evil,as for I am Captain Shadow Black Ranger,as you are Frilly the Hot Pink and for the other Rangers I barely Achknolage, for we are JUSTICE!
Because it’s the second semester, the workload has tripled, and now I learn that Unrelated has been taken from me too. *Is depressed* I’m not even in the mood for alcohol. I need a hug. *collapses from lethargy*
//uses full revive.
Do not worry, we are slowly infecting the Tournament, comments, and Related area with our derp.
I feel bad for Cheren, never felt bad for the dude.
Me neither. But then Author!Black made him an otaku hater, and now I find him as a jerk.
Also, where’d you find the Wind Waker fanart on your avvy?
Hey everyone, what do you all want the most to happen on these forums?
Not with the webcomic or B&W2, you can make your own subjects for them.
UNRELATED RETURNS FROM THE GRAVE!
For it to actually be a forum. :/
Ok, now what do you want the people ON this forum to do?
People keep talking.
No Bel, he’s not saying you’re fat. He’s saying you’re ASS is fat. A fact of which I’m perfectly fine with. ;)
Crying Cheren is adorable. c:
He needs to do this more often.
Oh dear… Bel the Demon Lord has risen once again… woken up again by Charlene the human girl
I think Bel being Tsundere
If you agree with Bel x Cheren, reply me
i cry for sad hurt cheren then i go look up pics of him doing dirty things with alder on pixiv.
Awww, Cheren, bby… ;D;
OH. MY. GOSH. I JUST FINISHED WATCHING THE NEWEST POKEMON BLACK AND WHITE EPISODE IN AMERICA AND REALIZED THIS: THIS COMIC IS VERY ACCURATE. ALDER IS ACTUALLY AN IDIOT. HE FELL ASLEEP DURING A BATTLE. HE CALLS THE BOY CHARACTERS GIRL NAMES. SO,
1: AUTHOR! BLACK HAS CONNECTIONS TO JAPANESE VERSIONS W/ TRANSLATIONS
AND/OR (MOST LIKELY AND)
2: MAGIC
Awww I feel bad for Alder. He was just trying to help but Cheren’s all like: I HATE YOU! AUUAURAHUHRUAHURHUAH I’ll NEVER LOOK UP TO YOU AGAIN!!!!
I know I SHOULD feel bad for Cheren… but… eh.
Don’t make a tumblog. tumblr. is evil.
I’m surprised Alder even remembers who’s who, what with not even remember their names at all.
Am I the only one in here who noticed Bel’s butt showing? You’re all weird…
Poor Sharron ;(