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You lying, scheming SOB, Ghetsis…
WHERE ARE YOU, THUNDHURR?!?!?! THAT’S 6 FIRSTS NOW!!!
DO YOU NOT FUCKING UNDERSTAND THAT I CANNOT ALWAYS FUCKING BE HERE YOU INFANTILE PIECE OF FECAL MATTER!?
DO YOU HONESTLY EXPECT ME TO FUCKING BE HERE 24/7 JUST SO THAT I CAN FUCKING POST BEFORE ANY-FUCKING-BODY ELSE!? I HAVE THINGS THAT NEED DOING, YOU KNOW.
SO SHUT YOUR FUCKING WHORECUNT MOUTH YOU PIECE OF SHIT.
I was just curious, since you usually comment by the time that lurker stole the last first.
Concurred.
Fukken screencapped and saved.
You’re definitely my favorite commenter now. Seriously, that was a glorious rant.
….. *bows to the almighty*
Is being first that important? …Imma go hide in a corner now.
I respect your ranting power, Mr. Thundhurrus.
It is almost as indestructible as my body after centuries under the ground.
You are making this comic not fun for the other readers due to your stupid comments/posts on the comic page. That’s fine to do on the unrelated, but this is getting really effing old. If you don’t have an intelligent comment, think it instead of posting it.
Yes, but it’s Thundhurrus and Greener. Exceptions can be made.
Greener can’t make intelligent comments or think, though.
He’s incapable of both intelligence and thought.
Although the comments are fun to read, I usually just read the comic itself. And neither do the other readers. Comments and immature posters shouldn’t really make the comic not fun for others.
I think they’re arguments are funny… But maybe there should be a thing about curse words, like you can set up your page to choose to be able to view them or not or something…? Cuz there might be kids reading this comic, too… Assuming I’m not the oldest person reading it…
*their
Also, any kid that would read this comic probably already knows their share of curses.
It just occurred to me White might get Zekrom, because obviously she wears the pants in this comic, and Black will get Reshiram for his ideals of still wishing inside that White wasn’t his sister and that he was friend zoned!
Reshiram is truth not ideals
And even if Reshiram were ideals it wouldn’t pick a hero over pathetic ideals like that. (Plus Black would find better ideals to fight for in the first place.)
Good point but what is this Black’s biggest ideal dream then?
So it is, I never did bother to remember which is which so my bad on that part! ^^”
Allow me change then that White shows a fire of fiery the shows her true strength while Black and N possess a zeal that helps them strive to their ideal goals no matter the fashion. Having the ability to know what true fashion is in the world could be important to Zekrom, he just didn’t want to admit openly.
It occurred to me a while back that maybe Dirk gets Zekrom and maybe White gets Reshiram. Just to totally mess with our heads, cause that would be the least thing we would expect to happen. But if you think about it, Dirk= essence of manliness.
I think I remember reading a comment about that a while back actually! Dirk is truly a the ideal man but we can’t forget that he has many qualities that are ideal as well!
And he’s black, so it works out.
Exactly Jay, I’m glad you understand that is a big factor in this all too!
Black gets Reshiram, White gets Kyurem, and Dirk gets Zekrom (not being racist here, Zekrom wants a manly-man for his hero, and Dirk wants to prove he is manly to his family.) They then fight over her. Or Pod gets Reshiram and burns New York to the ground.
Problem is Dirk doesn’t need to prove how manly he is, he appeared as the most manly person there after all!
At the part when everyone is telling their dreams, Dirk outright says he wants to prove to his family that he’s a real man.
Well we could always be optimistic that Dirk did that before the E4 battles or stopped trying to impress his father (even though that seems unlikely due to the latest update).
And N, while adorable, continues to completely disregard science and why separating the species would be a bad idea.
I mean, I love N, but science. It keeps Pokémon Leagues in tact.