Kcalb is so uguu.
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XYVENTURES 
I do believe I am coming.
Yup. I came.
Please tell me that it was to this city…
To play card games…?
On motorcycles?
Dear god, I love you so much right now!
And the beautiful people who commented below!
And I had an orgasm
ALL THE HOMO!
Haxorus, there’s a time and place for references. Yours was inappropriately timed. A proper response would have been either “eww” or “nice.”
Misty, please, what’s wrong with your hair??
Who are you people?
oh dear gods XDDD
how can this be anything but straight?
straight as john egbert say he is.
You can be my wingman anytime, Haxorus.
Uh, no homo. :I
You are all beautiful people. I mean duelists. I mean trainers.
CARD GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES!!!
Card games on Mooses!
Why of course, Reuniclus, you’re welcome; You have earned my magic from my magically tail tips of magicalness.
…F*CK, I can’t remember which one of these nine things kills people D<
hit him with all of them!
I do believe there’s only one way to find out… try them all! *stand by observing* =D
No Ninetails, you can be mine!
Ohhhhhh! -:O
Oh dear. I appear to be bleeding profusely from my nose.
Whoa, I’ve never caught mid update before!! You got lots of pages done this week *happy dance*
XD *snerk*
I like this Climax… xD
FINISH HIM!
Ignore Black Kcalb! Kill him! -snorts and stamps in anticipation-
*gigglesnort* I’m so immature XD
-starts button smashing- Get him, get him!
Take down those perverted Arceus believing legendaries!
RIP Tornadus
Kclab brings much joy into my life.
Kcalb is Santa Claus.
*Pets the Marshtomp* >u<
Kcalb is Happiness.
I am very happy that he got a mother fucking scythe, because when I cosplay him, I am now allowed to run around with a scythe.
You have no idea.
oh my…
i just had a BRILLIANT idea
Dam! I’m not allowed near weapons.
Painting your whole body black?
Oh dear god. I can’t imagine the HORROR of any of you running around with a scythe.
I can’t imagine the horror of any legendary running around with a scythe. They’re over powered so to speak… -coughs except manaphy and his freakish offspring-.
Kcalb makes me happy c:
I came. <3
THANKSGIVING BREAK
Oh Arceus the innuendo!!!
Is it weird that I want to be in Tornadus’s position right now? o/////o
If it is then that makes both of us weird >///<;
I will gladly switch places with you.
I will gladly use Psychic to hold you there until enough blood is drawn.
i wouldn’t mind seeing that
I’m with you two on that.
I can got back into the past so you can repeat it a billion times, if you want, Mr. Landorkus.
-gets the camera- Ready for your close up?
Did anyone else hit shift 6 for triangle and o for circle? XD
> Knows this is Bayonetta
> Sees Climax
> Sees Buttons
GOD YES CLIMAX MODE.
GOD YES KCLAB INITIATING CLIMAX MODE.
THIS WILL BE THE BEST EVERRRR.
When me and my friend saw this
We screamed in sheer joy and spazzingness… Like little pansy girls.
And it was worth it.
Oh boy the Triangle-Circle combo. *enjoying*
Bayonetta innuendo <3.
Kcalb took my virginity.
*presses /\ + o* What happens now? |D
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Blood! Gore! NON-STOP INFINITE CLIMAX!!! SHOW THAT POKE-PERV YOU DONT F@#& WITH A WIT-I mean Kcalb.
Kcalb has both gotten a little less intimidating through slight derpness, and x 1000 more creepy.
I just think he’s adorable in his bloody-crazy (Normal?) state.
But I also love it when my favorite characters are bloody and beaten and dyeing and if they are little it’s every better to read/watch.
So yeah. I just love blood and gore and Kcalb is just too cute.
…Did I just hear that coming out of a flying onion’s mouth?
Putting my money on a Galvantula shaped Phantasmaraneae!
OH GOD WHAT’S GONNA HAPPEN
ALSO WHY DOES EVERYTHING RELATED TO KCALB SEEM TO BE INNUENDO
YES! KILL HIM KCALB! KILL HIM DEAD! *evil laughter*
…
Be right back, taking over Unova to gain Kcalb as a citizen under my rule
Speaking of him… Mew! Ditto’s going to try to transform into N or White to steal Black! I can’t transform, could you stop it plz?
I heard my name. (◔ – ◔ )
Yea Ditto I’m getting Mew like I said!
I’ll help. I can go back in time and kill Assues, if needed.
I can take you back with me, and since you know every move out there, I think we’ll be good.
▲O
Hahahahaha, I think Kclab just stole my heart
His face in the last panel…ahahah what.
I CAME WHEN I HEARD THAT HE BEAT THE FINAL MEMBER OF THE KAMI TRIO.
Question, why did you make the Kami trio if you didn’t like them…
…THIS is why I am a Kcalb fanboy! *flames intensify from arousal*
-Twitches-
Is it normal to feel so…ADORING…towards someone?
Because…
This is just…
I can’t…
I DON’T…
embrace it
-Clings to Mr/Ms. Celebi-
B-b-but…I CAN’T TALK TO HIM NOW
There are…FEELINGS…I need to work out.
Oh god…
THE FEELINGS.
But but but…
But it’s JUST…
I don’t…
THIS ISN’T NATURAL!
-Smacks Self-
-uses aromatherapy- That should cure the status aliment of fan… it?(someone correct me if I’m wrong here.)ism. You should see a properly licensed Audino if it persists.
-Twitch-
You really should go talk to him now, if you wanted to take over the world.
Then we can go get one from a different time line and use that one to take ove-
You know what I mean, right Azelf?
-Sobs-
The FEELINGS are making my brain malfunction!
-decides to use faint attack until azelf’s out cold to basically reboot him- Bah, brother summer deerling borrowed my comp… I’ll get him later.
*Stares at Celebish* I totally called that. You small, cute legendaries are all evil. It looks like Azelf is finally learning what it means to love/adore/fangirl-over. You should go see Mesprit to work it out.
ffffffffffffffffff Oh the innuendo.
HEY KCALB WHAT’S UP HOW YOU DOIN’.
Thanks for updatinnggg. :D
After looking back on previous chapters and the pokedex, Tornadus is twice as horny as Thundurus in more than just the number of horns on their heads.
Kcalb is ruthless towards perverts. Granted, those are the only type of pokemon that Black has summoned Kcalb from, but my point stands. The poor perverts never stood a chance.
Black is so getting lectured after all of this.
Which is exactly why KCalb and I are business partners.
I just need to sort out these…
These…
Sudden FEELINGS…
I can’t…
-Twitch-
Someone Been Playing To Much Bayonetta Lately
I wish it was me. -cries- MY 360 ate mine and now I can’t find one in my town.Before you even ask, I have special things to use to make my hooves no longer a handicap to play.
I Already Did! >:(
ah, fuck, look at Kcalb’s face in that last panel. I’m not supposed to find badass dubiously-human psychopaths like him cute. ;A;
H-He’s not cute.
WHY DID YOU SAY HE WAS CUTE?
IT…HAVING SOMEONE ELSE SAY IT MAKES IT RE-
I mean…
I…
Help me.
(Darkrai transformed)
Iarkrad:JuSt LeT iT aLl OuT aZeLf MuWaHaHa
(transformed back)
Darkrai:For some reason I taste purple.why?
Purple is the colour of magic/glitches?
I have a purple glitch pokemon on Yellow. It’s apparently called X-x . It’s quite an awesome glitch.
X – x at level 3 has higher stats in all but speed than Pikachu at level 6.
You can see it on this site:
http://lparchive.org/Pokemon-Blue/Update%2011/
Makes all the writing below it purple, when you send it out. It’s quite nice. =3
;_; Ergh, cruddy day is made so much better with Kcalb. INNUENDOS CURE EVERYTHING.
Innuendos. That is all.
*Spams the Triangle and Square button* Yes Kcalb! Climax. >:)
i wonder if landorus will come to save his little bastard brother :)
Hahahaha-No.
I wouldn’t unless he was…
…actually I wouldn’t at all.
he’ll probably get it on video.
Someone will.
Exactly!
…and upload it on the internet.
While laughing at how stupid he was for falling for that trap
No known words can describe my enjoyment of this, so I shall make one up. Inpachilous?Bendrangrent? Enblimbed?
Enlimbed?
I personally like enblimbed.
I like enBLIMPed.
Yes, this page makes me completly enblimbed: feeling giddy over a children’s show turned adorably creepy.
Kabladarific. (Reference time!)
is it wrong if I find Kcalb sexy?
Here? Not even slightly. Elsewhere? Yes.
Yes.
It’s very wrong.
It’s…
IT’S NOT NORMAL!
Dear Father, please…
Send Mr. Thundhurrus here to insult me with low-expectation cheapshots and make the Pokeworld a normal place without…
FEELINGS.
-Sobs-
Azelf even being neutral and unfeeling is a feeling.
Nope.
I just love Kcalb too much to be safe.
I just had to youtube this Climax thing.
…Oh my.
My nose is bleeding in anticipation~
HEY WHATS THIS “CLIMAX” THING? i only understand it as the hightest point of a story ;o;
Climax is where Bayonetta in the game would summon demons to tear apart the angels. Here, same theory applies.
While her outfit magically becomes more revealing.
MR. THUNDHURRUS!
-Clings-
Thank ARCEUS!
Please, insult me with your mediocre insults!
IT’S A MATTER OF NORMALCY!
-Shakes-
Oh Azelf no one is really ever normal…
It is a game reference, as Sawsbuck-W mentioned.
No offence, Mr. Black, but I don’t find Ckalb uguu at all. DX
He’s creepy and… is that a video game refference?? 8D
for climax: please press the triangle and circle together
sexually speaking: GET THE POINTY THING WITH THE HOLE!!!!!!!
even sexier: i will let tornadus still any of my underwear anytime, just because he has a bondage fetish-NEIN!!! A HARDCORE MASOCHISM FETISH!!!!!
That last picture of Kcalb would look really cute if that middle tooth didn’t look like a bucktooth.
they’re not teeth :uuuuu
ahh I tried looking for an example, but failed
basically, he has some extra holes on his face
At first i couldn’t unsee it, then i couldn’t unsee this:
except with closed eyes instead of open ones. But that’s the best image I could find
What are those in his mouth if they aren’t teeth? :U
It’s like goop. When he opens his mouth, the goop separates, but leaves behind little strands.
YAY SEXUAL PUNS
MY FAVORITE FROM YOU, ARTIST!BLACK
YES. MORE. I DEMAND EET. (Please? :D)
UNCALLED FOR YOU SAY? REALLLLLY? BECAUSE STEALING PANTIES, IS SOOOOO NOT UNCALLED FOR!
Better start planing his funeral now, I expected more from him Tsk Tsk.
What power gone to such waste Tornadus of the Kami trio.
At least more can be expected of the Musketeer Trio.
I’m sorry, have we met? <3
HA HA HA! Isssss all I can sssssay. Ssssstupid Kami trio isssss worthlessssss assssss alwaysssss. Let usssss hear it for the Tao Trio~
the Tao trio? I was always a fan of the cat/dog trio from Johto.
Says the thing living in a cavern hidden behind a chasm because it’s so poor.
And let’s not forget that the rest of your trio spent X amount of years as tiny little rock/ball things.
At least we have gender.
There not worthless it’s just he didn’t use his full power and I like the kami trio better than that dam tao trio because
I LOVE THEIR MOUSTACHES
HELL YEAH.
All of the Kami has been neutralized.
SADFDSGF NUUUU, TORNADUS. NOT MY FAVORITE UNOVA LEGEND.
At the same time, I bet this will involve white sticky fluids. Moomoo Milk! Yes, that’s what I mean.
Climax ? Dirty kcalb, dirty.
I’m dying my hair blue like Kcalb’s . ;)
N. COME HERE BOY. YOU MUST BE LYING ABOUT WEARING FABULOUS PANTIES.
WHY TAKE N’S PANTIES, WHEN I CAN MAKE THEM.
JOIN ME.
Why did you stop at the climax?!? D:<
Don’t be hating on the Climax denial…
Lol, the innuendos… and somehow, i feel like N’s going to end up interfering before the ‘climax’ can be ‘initiated’ like he did with Thunderus’ thrashing… only question is whether he’s going to try to shoot kcalb in the head again (and if kcalb’s expecting it) or try something more creative…
THIS IS BLOODY EPIC~~~~
Why am I so silly as to not have joined in commenting on this beautiful comic.
<3
SO. MUCH. HNNNNNNGGGGGGGG
*Wields needles and awaits climax*
I do not understand your climax reference… However I still wish to see it come to frutation.
I feel so odd…. Like a civilized human. Screw that! bring on the madness!! owo b
Climax! Climax! Climax! *chants*
..wait.. That sounds so wrong… and yet… so right.
I’m confused. Is it right or is it wrong?! D=
It’s so right!
CLIMAX! CLIMAX! CLIMAX!
Press triangle and circle to climax. XD
And press x for JASON!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A climax? Does that mean he’s gonna strip and use his clothing to summon some beast or something to ravage the guy?
I do hope so owo
PPPPPPPFFFFFFTTTTTTTT *nosebleed*
I believe was my reaction.
Disturbing.
Ohoho Kclab, you dirty boy you~
This is making me want to play the game again, lulz xD