Bayonetta time because I say so :u
WELL IT’S FIVE IN THE MORNING SHIHFU WANTS ME IN BED.
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Ooomg I love the painted picture :DDD
Paint is a good thing.
Give me your panties, Black
They are MINE bro.
N has black’s panties…sorry guys XD
I want N’s panties. I’ll add it to my collection of his hair and tears.
I already have them.
I mean, in time travel, you have to knock out the person that you make them go to a different time to so…
When he was out, I kind of…
So you pokemon were right about how she would react.
WHY IS BLACK WEARING SHAUNTAL’S BROOCH.
Thief
He has 9 PP of it left.
^This.
Tsk, Skyla, stop bitching, you’re scaring poor N.
Princess Bubblegum swore! :o
Well I’m glad she didn’t say “GET ON MY F***ING SWAN!!!”
I approve of Bayonetta Time.
Still need to clear that game…
Clear as in beat, or clear as in 100%?
Skyla scares me ಠnಠ
I LOOOVE the different technique you used for the first 2 panels. I imagine it’s hard to do, though. :/
just really time consuming because I didn’t know what I was doing;;
Author!Black, your post comment XD
ohmygod I absolutlely love this <3
and Skyla stop scaring N!
Bitch, you’re lucky we showed up to help at all.
Seriously, in this sort of situation I would meet their frustration with the fact that they don’t seem very grateful.
AND WHY IS THE TOWER SO IMPORTANT.
It’s obviously going to be revealed later >___>
Good cause I didn’t see a point in game. -nods-
I agree with Saws, here.
Other then the reason of Litwick, why is it there?
For the Nuzlockers like me?
HEY!
The heroes deserved a vacation!
Chill, woman!
The painted picture is so cool :) And looks like Skyla needs a break.
o dat N.
So moe.
How wonderful.
<3
Skyla, if you scare N anymore, I will cut you.
I don’t blame her, a legendary monster stealing everybody’s panties and hurricanes, hurricanes, everywhere
Although it’s pretty much her fault for not being skilled enough to stop Tornadus (braces for Thundurus to troll)
NO ONE IS SKILLED ENOUGH TO STOP THE MIGHTY TORNADEUCE.
…Except maybe Kcalb. Maybe.
-Snorts-
Except you’re simply a Flying type so could easily be incapacitated by an Electric type.
Not very unstoppable, then.
I think I rather freeze to death by an Ice Beam than seeing Kcalb before my eyes. But I would love it to have his autograph on a piece of paper and not my spine.
NO HUMAN FEMALE IS SKILLED ENOUGH TO STOP HIM, UNFORTUNATELY.
NOT EVEN CYNTHIA. HER GARCHOMP IS, THOUGH.
You know, thinking about it, KCalb seems like a decent guy.
-Ponders-
I wonder…
Not a chance, Azelf.
is it just me or would the only logical person who would be immune to tornadeuce’s panty ninja powers be N….
That’s what I said, Elfy.
At least someone is smart enough to agree with me.
An alliance with KCalb could be very beneficial.
-NodNod-
I should have my…ahem…pokemon contact him.
Of course, that would mean…negotating…with Mr. Black but I have no problems with that.
kcalB could be decent but I think he’s to busy being Yandere to try to be decent so it would be scuisidle to think about going into an alliance with him plus Black would die before he let kcalB out but I would be happy to help you and Celebi I can distract N easily so I’ll be willing to help you ^_^ heck I even have a plan to help right now though…. There is something I would want to do first… I think everyone would be pretty happy with it though who was disappointed that N wasn’t fed by Black ^_^*
I think I can help you, Azelf.
We can go into the past, I can distract N before he shoots Kcalb, and you can talk.
But I want to talk to Kcalb too!
Cheseus Crust that’s a brilliant idea but could I come?I would distract N for you so you could talk to Kcalb?Pretty please with pasta on top.
No.
I want those berries on top.
That Ash tried force-feeding me when I died that one time.
I’m still reading Skyla’s voice as PB’s xD
Lump yes, like, me too!!
Sheesh, Skyla. It’s not like they were aware of the problem during the summer. After all, you Mistralton folk decided to not let the news out until today. How are they supposed to protect something that they don’t know needs protecting? Can’t you take care of your own problems? I think you’re just made because you lost your panties and haven’t been able to get them back. Or get over it.
On an unrelated note, Skyla reminds me of Clay.
shes cranky becuase her panties got stolen, whats the betting N and/or Black find out and she kicks their asses
id say theres a 20% chance of that (i dont think my weather reference is noticeble)
No, I got MLP:FiM from that.
Rainbow Dash
I lol’d at N’s reaction. Black should totally feel happy to be hugged and defend N.
Where’s Cynthia!?
Looks like Skyla finally reached her boiling point, but that’s okay because this will be all over soon!~ And then they’ll have a tea party with Skyla apologizing and giving exposition as to why the tower can never be destroyed! :D
And this totally played in my mind when the duo appeared: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EV6E13xODyA
//appears and hugs you for that//
:|
So Endless Summer had consequences beyond tearing swimsuits. That’s good to know.
Oh…. dear. Skyla is pissed.
I’m scared too. o3e
Oh Skyla, chillaz. You’re letting Tornadus get away~ U:
*ehem* *chillax
Darn typing after just waking up!!1! U<
ha. so I was partly right.
Can I have rice ball?
Haha Skyla’s cranky. :D
ALSO AGAIN, AHH BAYONETTA BAYONETTA BAYONETTAAAAA
I love N in the first panel.Skyla is way funny.
By the way, has N had a haircut? Where’s that ponytail. Anyhow. SOOOOO CUTE!! I LOVE YOUR STUFF!!
The ponytail became his clothes.
In other words, he’s in his birthday suit.
Lol. Either that or he’s using his hair as panties, ’cause they were stolen.
Swanna is displeased.
Dear God….
I started watching Panty & Stocking and now I imagine the opening theme whenever Black and N appear..
Strange Same with me with their transformation theme.
Wait…Shouldn’t that theme be used for the beginning of each chapter since that’s basically the opening?
The transformation/appearance theme should be something that fits the reference.
Wrong string, W/E. Now we use this for talking.
This one demands a switch of music to Bayonetta’s theme.
YES! Now this is something I can jam to for this situation.
Thanks but I’ll keep it like it is. Me gusta.
Great I haven’t Touched My Sis’s Bayonetta In Weeks
I’m imagining this as the song right now.
Especially for N.
I approve of this song.
Not the fact that Rin’s taking her panties off, mind you. I mean the fact that it fits N.
How does it fit him?
Riiiight. Whatever you say bro.
I’m above those perverted ways.
…at least, most of them.
>Shihfu wants me in bed
Oops I ship it now
lolwut do we get a special shipping name?
Parody Shipping
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! OMG! When I saw N and Black dressed like Bayonetta and Jeanne I just burst out laughing!!! Awesome, absolutely F@*&$ing AWESOME!!!!
I want that as a wallpaper!!!
LOL OH GOD! Your Icon just made my week! XD
Swanna will stare into your soul
Nina uses Glare!
Black has becomed paralized! …And a little creeped out…
Wait-why does it look as though N is going to shoot Swanna?
Hahaha. Such a Heroes welcome. And I loooooove that Bayonetta reference!
(I come out of nowhere and throw a masterball at tornadus it was a critiacal capture) I caught him masterball’s new 99% + and critacal capture 99%.I saved the day give me money
But would he STAY in the ball? Would he even let the ball touch him?
And more importantly, would he obey anyone.
it would give him place to store the panties.
He already has one of those. No idea where the hell it is, but I KNOW he has one.
Hmm.. do you know many panties do you think he would have stored? Let me guess, somewhere in the millions? XD
He wouldn’t be able to keep that many hidden.
…Why would he keep them hidden?
Because otherwise the authorities and/or other thieves would steal them while he’s out stealing.
And he absolutely HATES that.
N, why so adorable
DAT ARTWORK. Black is getting more and more comfortable with his sexuality.
Skyla you bitch nugget. First you complain about them leaving the whole summer THEN you bitch about how tornadus left cause of them? Shut up and work with them before I fly over there and Punch you with my Foot!
AHA bitch nugget… I’m going to start using that now
Think I know why the tower being safe is so important. That’s the Celestial Tower/Pokemon graveyard. Disturbing the graves of Pokemon is probably v. bad…. Messing with graves and sacred sites is bad in general, who knows what it would do here.
All the bird pokemon would turn into zombies again…
Thisssss isssss why I sssssay Missssstrailton and Ssssskyla do not exisssst. Ssssshe isssss a terrifying creature….
Says the ice dragon who abducts children in the night…
That’s just because Kyurem is lonely,wouldn’t you be lonely if you were stuck in a crater.
There’s lonely, and then there’s child abduction. A slight difference.
I don’t kidnap anyone! They jussssst wander in and then won’t leave….BLAME THE ABSSSSSOL
YES BLAME THE ABSOL…
One stole mah packet of biscuits
and they were JACOBS FIG ROLLS
How do they get the fig in the FIG ROLL.
(if your not in an area where they sell Jacobs Fig Rolls then I pity you)
She also has the children that get lost in Pinwheel Forest.
I DON’T SSSSSTEAL ANYONE! WHY DON’T YOU ALL BELIEVE ME?
Don’t you dare blame me! I was chillin in Victory Road when it happened!
You don’t kidnap them. They just where pawned off on you because you’re the only one who can stand children. <3
Call it what you will, if I see kids being held against their will by a giant ice dragon, I tend to assume things.
It’sssss not me!!!! THEY SSSSHOW UP! BECAUSSSSE ABSSSSOL IS FLUFFY!. THAT’SSSSS WHY! HAPPY? *sobs* Make them leave……
I will
shoo shoo
//appears//
Bayonetta?
Fuck yes.
Skyla’s such a sexy bitch.
…Does anyone else notice how N slowly hugs/hides behind Black?
Yup
Totally.
That Swanna is staring Black DOWN.
the top two panel though…. O.O -u- *very happy*
Thats cause that Swanna is secretly the reincarnation of Weegee. Stares Down at your soul until you do it’s bidding.
Swanna’s using Mean Look so Black can’t get away.
Woah. RAGE!Skyla. Poor N. But the faces are hilarious!
And I see N hugging Black… :D
And they keep their Black Adventures color schemes. Yes~
YES!!! BAYONETTA!!! MAGICS AND SEXINESS ALL WRAPPED IN ONE DEMONICLY HEROIC BODY!!! ADDING POKEMON TO IT- UNTHINKABLE!!! THANK YOU MADAM/SIR BLACK, THANK YOU!!! AND IN MALE FORM AT THOSE OTHER REASONS WHY THIS IS PERFECT!!! IT’S ORGASMIC!!!
Skyla be trippin’… o_O
HAA, love the boy’s arrival!
…oh my. ANGRY SKYLA IS TERRIFYING!
They were late, but they were FASHIONABLY late! xD Skyla screaming. INEVITABLE. I love how Nina is looking like she’s totally agreeing as well. I’m scared too. ;-; I would NEVER want to cross her..
Y’know I came to realize I feel so bad for N and Black. Here they go trying to stop these attacks and Yet the Gym Leaders always kicking shit at them :c
I know, right? How selfish.
Late is always better than never. Skyla’s taking them for granted.
It looks more like she blowing them off. If it wasn’t for the badge, I bet black would have left with her dealing with Tornadus. If he ever did that I laugh.
Damn Skyla, you so scary
I just relized, N is safe from Tornie.
YES YES
N AS BAYONETTA
BLACK AS JEANNE
WOMAN JUST TAKE MY MONEY
ALL OF IT
/calms down
I’m going to be such a happy Sigilyph if they summon a giant Galvantula dressed as Phantasmaranae,or a Scolipede as Scorlopendra,or even a fucking Machamp’s (Graveler’s?) hands as Hekatoncher(nah,a Haxorus as Gomorrah doesn’t sound that cool).Seriously,it needs to happen :U
Oh goodness I don’t even know Bayonetta or whatever but those two first panels just hnnnnnnng that is so goddamn cool!
Also N pulling Black closer. Adorable babby.
SKYLA NEEDS TO TAKE A MIDOL OR SOMETHING. GOSH. Though I’d be a little pissed too.
Aw balls, I’m being rude. Thanks so much for updating again! Sorry for forgetting earlier. :’D
well if she needs midol right now, i wouldn’t blame her for wanting her panties back. ew
I was wondering if anyone would comment on that particular subject being that she has no panties…
Why does Shifu want you in bed? Sleep is lame, unless it’s not sleeping, then it’s awesome. Is it the not sleeping? :D
It was not sleeping. IT WAS NAPPING.
Oh my fucking hellsinger lord Black and N are SEXY as FUCK ITSELF.
Your artwork is improving astoundingly, artist!Black. *claps*
thanks for thinking so;;;
I think it’s just because I put a lot more time in those panels though;;
Dat dress!! N you look so pretty!!
Lump yes! I WOULD SO ASK HIM TO PROMCOMING, IF HE WASN’T SO SMOOTH.
SHIHFU ISN’T THE ONLY ONE WHO WANTS YOU IN BED. My bed plz?
SHIHFU WOULD FIND HER WAY BETWEEN US.
Epic Bayonetta outfit.
Skyla made N cry! My opinion of her changed! DX
See she’s a whore
Whore to nice for her. I like to see her as a filthy smut.
I was trying to be polite.
Darkrai polite? seems like a first
What? N-no Mini skirts? :-<
These outfits are sexier. The proffessional pervert says so.
Mmmmmm…. You make a valid argument. Still, miss the mini-skirts, though…
They’ll be back.
Skyla YOU JERK, you made N scared ;__;
you know what you should do?
Vocaloid
:3
Hahaha oh my glob, someone’s like, been taking tips from PB! Lumpin’ awesome! Man, these sandwiches are really lumpin’ awesome too…
ARGH! MOM! DAD! OH MY GLOB!!!!!! LIKE WHAT THE LUMP?! I LUMPIN’ TOLD YOU TO GO AWAY ALREADY! STOP READING THIS ALREADY AND JUST LUMP OFF! LUMP OFF! LUMP YOU! I SAID, LUMP OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LIKE, WHAT IS LUMPIN’ WRONG WITH YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!! UGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You know, I’ve always hated LSP. You’re just annoying.
You’re not the only one, Giratina.
Third that statement. I never liked advenure time though.
I’ve never watched it.
(only ever seen the ads)
I like Adventure Time, and I can tolerate LSP. However, this is slightly irritating.
I…I can’t stop staring at the two top panels. ;-; so gorgeous.
Go to bed! Get some sleep!
…While N being scared of Skyla, Black’s having a staring contest with nina…
…poor Natural…
…sweet dreams, Author!Black….
Is it safe to see that Nina is using Mean Look?
Thank you for updating. I know how difficult it can be to find time to do things like this in college… Thanks for thinking of us when you’re so busy <3
iudsygtkuhkjgfdjfr <333
Aw damn poor N. Skylar is just annoyed ‘cos she got her panties stolen and now Thunderus is wearing them on his head for all too see. Embarrassment takes strange forms.
YOU IDJIT, THAT’S TORNERDEUCE.
DID YOU NOT FUCKING READ HIS NAME A FEW PAGES AGO? AND HOW STUPID ARE YOU, ASSOCIATING THE ONE WHO CONTROLS WIND WITH THUNDER INSTEAD OF TORNADO.
-Snorts-
SOMEONE was obviously least favourite poke-child.
SHUT UP AZELF. NOBODY LIKES BODYHOPPING FREAKS.
STOP FIGHTING!
I’m try to get some SLEEP over here I can hear you from my ISLAND!
-Waves Off-
No worries, Mr. Darkrai, I simply hit a nerve is all.
Well, TWO nerves considering I do believe Mr. Thundhurrus might be a little…envious.
Me and my friend cosplayed N and Black at a convention because of this comic. I consider it a job well done
Summer chapter was so long… i wonder how many panties has Tornadus stolen? XD
mmmm I think that Black will have to do something really big for Skyla give him/her the badge XD
I would like to see them with Madoka costumes XDDD
THE PAINTED PICTURE.
HNNNNNNNNNNNNGH.
Bayonetta… I freaking love you Author!Black
Awwww yeah your painting style is getting better
Did you register for classes yet? Did you and Steph get that one Artist’s Books class?
uguu lady you’re still waaay superior to me khsgkfhg
Right now, my schedule looks pretty bad. I’ll hopefully get in Digital Illustration, and if I can move my special studies class to another day, I can try for the bookmaking class with Steph (she’s petitioning). Whatever happens, looks like I’m gonna be really busy again;;; I’ve decided that I MUST work on the comic like crazy during break so I don’t fall tremendously behind kdsjihgfkjfdshgfdh
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Ah :c Hope you get your classes. It looks like I’ll be petitioning for most of my classes as well. Oh well. I still need lower division prereqs but all them babbies are filling the spots fast so wahh
>>mfw people are shipping you with shihfu hahahahahaha
I always read “Shihfu” as “Waifu” when you type it, Artist-Black.
Is Shihfu your waifu, AB? :<
Does a waifu hafta be a girl? If yes…. Black, is it true that you’re…how should I put this…in a Yuri pairing of sorts?
“Waifu” is pretty much female-exclusive term.
Unless it’s a trap.
Woo, Bayonetta! This was released on my birthday too :D
Late=No badge for beating tornaldus
It’s not their fault that Mistralton didn’t try to get word out on the situation at all during the summer. I blame Skyla and the news reporters. From Black and N’s point of view, they probably just made it, considering that no news came out until very recently.
If so then I must do in my power to go over to Skyla and punch her with my foot.
Just realized Black
1. still has a bit of a tan
2. doesn’t seem to be in a dress. HOW CAN IT BE
That painted pic is on my bedroom wall next to some others of yours. the pic of n in panty’s angel outfit,this bayonetta one,and i dont know what you call it but that one were theyre in the city and they have rollerblades on ^^”
Why am i expecting a climax attack from theese two now???
BEST. OUTFITS. EVER.
ZOMGSKYLA’SSOAWESOMEZOMGZOMGZOMG!!!!1111
*pant pant* Seriously though, I’m liking her already. Thanks for not destroying my favorite gym leader! =D
Why does Black insist on holding Missingno right there…………….
bad bad thoughts >_>
I love how they refer to Skyla as Sir XD
That is all.
So god damn brilliant, seriously. I’ve been reading this since the other night and laughed so much, wonder how many pages are left before I end up hitting the last.