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XYVENTURES 
4th panel has one of Black’s best expressions I’ve seen
It’s my face when my family reads my comic.
I can only imagine…
That must be slightly akward.
Also, If the 4th panel is your face when they read this, is the 5th panel their face?
I believe slightly is an understatement
Comments like this are the reason why I shouldn’t read this at two in the morning.
I snort. Loudly. When amused. c:
I know. What’s even better:
They’re both in bed. Together.
and one isn’t wearing pants :3
Kcalb always means happiness.
Right?
At least it does for the fans. Because nothing says HNNNNNNG like pain and torture.
True dat.
Yesh.
DAMN. BLACK IS KCALB AGAIN. DO YOU:
1.DIE DEMON,DIE!!!*Slaps with keychain with Pod on both sides*
2.Relax.It’s just Jack the Ripper trying to pull your guts out. No biggie!
3.*Runs to Mommy*
4.Tell MissingNo to get the hell out of his body.
5.OH YEAH. WELL TIME.*throws down well*
6.Do 1) and then proceed with 5)
OH YEAH. IMMA CHOICE MASTEH.
Where’s the smex option? D:
Fine. Smex option.
7.Force N to have smex with him. OH YESH.
Would one even need to force him?
One would have to explain the concept to him first.
Because we’re all masochists here.
Scratch that. We’re all SADISTS.
Yes, yes we are.
Nah. We’re all Kcalbs. Kcalbs are BOTH.
just remember kids Masochists say: “hurt me hurt me!”
and the Sadists say: “no…..”
Weird comment: I really, REALLY love how you drew Kcalb’s hands. Especially the pinching one.
Predictable comment: I like it when their bodies touch. ashgdjvkbaslkd; And Black’s face. Always Black’s face.
best comment ever
I second this. Predictable comment is always true
Me and my friend both agreed. Every time Kcalb said something we thought Black was gonna get raped. XD We just had to throw that out there but other than that… KCALB!!!~ X3
Kcalb is pretty good in turning every single sentence into a threat.
And I had to re-write Kcalb at least five times. That’s the impact he(?) has.
Even me, being a very “innocently” minded person, was absolutely positive that there was going to be some kind of rape motion. O_O
please, be naked N-leg in the last panel
Well he wasn’t wearing any underwear when they fought Landorkus, I doubt he put any on since then.
It may have been a short and sweet update, but at least it ends with a lot of emphasis on sweet. :3 D’awww.
Is…Is that N’s naked leg?
Look closely at panels 3 and 4.
Compare with 5.
BE AMAZE.
Duuude, you’re right.
You mean 6?
AND HOLY ACREUS YOUR RIGHT.
No panties either, I expect.
MY INNOCENCE. NOOOOOO.
GUYS GUYS. N’S PANTS ARE WHITE 8I
ADORABLE MOOD WHIPLASH.
I can’t wait to see why N is suddenly so clingy. Was Black screaming out loud?
(ah…of course not, stupid, he would’ve woken N up. gj, 3 AM mind.)
I’m thinking Black hadn’t woken up after fainting in the last episode, so Clay let them stay in his house in a spare bedroom or N got a room in a PokeCenter or something, and N was worried and didn’t wanna leave Black’s side, so he stayed in bed with Black and eventually fell asleep. So he’s clingy because he’s relieved that Black finally woke up.
If that’s the case, then who changed Black into his pajamas (okay we all know it was probably N), and why is N not wearing any pants, and is he wearing underwear?
Well Black was wearing a jacket when he passed out, so they probably just took the jacket off and he had a shirt on underneath.
As far as N and why he isn’t wearing pants…. I don’t know, nor am I sure I wanna know. XP I would *hope* he’s at least wearing underwear though. ._.
N can’t go to sleep with a weapon clinging to him, he must go to sleep clinging to Black…Underwear are weapons!
Underwear are weapons… XD that’s genius.
Black’s just surrounded by men, isn’t he? Wouldn’t be surprised if Ghetsis wanted to join his harem.
Why did you have to go there, WHY?
Ghetsis has his own harem.
You know all the sages are gay for him.
Especially Zinzolin.
Zinzolin is French for Ghetsis.
now i wont be able to sleep do to the hnnnng fanboism overload
Those are some huge pillows. Where do they sleep?
Well, EVERYTHING is bigger ind Driftveil!
All of the inspiration for fanfics.
All of it.
<3
That is all.
Kcalb VS N! FIGHT!! (for Black~<3)
Dude, if that happened, …well, N=Lillipup
Its terrible and its true
I CAN HAZ LOVE TRIANGLE? /shotbyBlack
Nice. You jammed enough homoerotic scenes in for the girls so that they don’t complain about there being only three new pages.
Very tactical, Black. You are learning well. NOW GIMME MOAR. ♥
Very true. I saw only three alerts in my mailbox and was about to be sad, instead I screamed in happiness.
Kcalb still scares the living crap outta me.
That’s the smart reaction. The other reaction is “OMG YAOI!!!” or whatever.
That’s good, actually. When Kcalb appears, you will survive, as opposed to the screaming fangirls.
I like life. o.o
And now you know a small fraction of what I feel.
What you feel doesn’t concern me in the slightest, Derpy.
Oh goodness, love triangle between Kcalb, Black and N. Definite want.
+10
Ah, everything is beautiful and nothing hurts in that update <3333
N bottomless – someone has to draw it.
Agreed xD Seeing N bottomless in the next update would be priceless~! xD
I’m sure Black would question it for us.
…hnnggg cute sleeping clinging N.
okay i
i have no words
for this ~*PERFECTION*~
You spoil us fangirls rotten, Author-Black.
*wibbles over… every single panel, really*
Is that a kissu~<3 I see in the near future?
Kissu kissu~
I’ve heard of mind-rape, but this is ridiculous!
I’ve only heard of getting skull f#cked. *cough* dbz abridged *cough*
I could have sworn that’s what tea-bagging was.
do want x///x
*cough*totallydidntsaythat*cough*
MY FACE = :D!!!!!
HNNNNNNNNNN BLACK Y U SO A+ /too early for intelligent comments
I just love Black’s face.
Aah, Black. Loved by everyone **Coughincludingapsychoticbackwardsandverysuggestiveversionofhimselfcough**
I love how everyone’s too happy to question where they are or how they got there. XD
*REALITY*, why?
*REALITY* because
a *REALITY* in which bottomless N is snuggling Black’s fine by me.
/waits patiently for Shadow Triad
:v
-thumbs up-
So……….Kcalb is yandere for Black? :D
Yes. And it is fantastic~
You managed to give me goosebumps throughout Kcalb’s appearance. Well done.
Meh.
OH GOD. Kcalb looks and acts a LOT like something that lives in my head. *shivers* I know how you feel Black, I know how you feel… But that doesn’t make it any less enjoyable to watch it happen to you~ *O* *drools*
You mean to tell me that you have a psycotic murderer and possibly (?) rapist in your head? Nice.
Doesn’t everyone?
Point taken. I mean, considering how I talk to myself when I think no one’s watching.
If you’re worried about people questioning your sanity, just buy a cat. Or a potted plant – that’ll get more reaction.
My friend talks to her cat and gets angry when it doesn’t respond.
Oh and
cannot wait for Shadow Triad FFFF
N, are you not wearing pants?
Probably not.
Why would he start now?
Well, I’m not complaining. <3
Black woke up :D
N used pantsless glomp
…N IS NOT WEARING PANTS O_____O…sweet
Kcalb be jellin’ over N’s skinshipping.
…
*giggle*
Kcalb, the Shadow Triad, and possiblypantless N…
This is getting interesting in terms of plot (and…fanservice i guess <3)
Oh my God. I just. Oh God. |D
i died a little….
nein… you were just born 0_0 has your mind exploded yet?!
N’s sleepy face in panel 4!!! <3 Sooo cuuuute.
Kcalb is simultaneously creepy as heck and adorable. o_o
Aaand now mancuddles. On fluffy pillows.This update has now caused me to go into fangirl fodder overload. Good thing it was only three pages or else my inner fangirl would explode.
WORDS
CANNOT
DESCRIBE
HOW
MUCH
I
LOVE
YOU
SHOULD HAVE
SENT
A POET
BLACK YOU ARE THE SEX
VVVV I SEE WHAT YOU DID THAR BRO
COME JOIN THE ORGY
First Black meant author-Black
of sweet Black(character)-lovin’, that is.
ROSES ARE RED
VIOLETS ARE BLUE
THIS COMIC IS FABULOUS
I LOVE YOU
THIS COMIC IS GREAT
SO MUCH THAT WORDS CAN’T DESCRIBE
HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU.
I THOUGHT I SUMMED IT UP PRETTY FABULOUSLY BRO
YOU DID VERY WELL
I JUST FELT THAT A HAIKU
WAS NECESSARY
KCALB VERSION:
ROSES ARE RED
VIOLETS ARE BLUE
I’M GOING TO KILL YOU
ROSES ARE RED
VIOLETS ARE BLUE
STAY AWAY FROM KCALB
OR HE WILL RAPE YOU
kcalB, you creepy sod, you. \
I will be severely disappointed if Black’s first sentence in the next update isn’t ‘Get off me, creepy man-friend’.
I think I am going to be disappointed.
Kcalb really creeps me out. Seriously!!!! HE IS STALKING MY NIGHTMARES!!!! T^T
Wait, why did Black shove N even if he knew he would squeeze him even harder? XD
Maybe he was too sleepy to realize that…
Deep down Black knew it was pointless, but it was worth a shot at least.
Pantless N suddenly equals Fakir cosplaying as Mytho.
….
….
Really hope somebody gets that….
*brofist* Glad I wasn’t alone to think that. 8D
ohmygosh.
Ii didn’t think it, but Princess Tutu FTW!!
Black’s face when he wakes up shows he clearly isn’t a morning person.
Duh, winning.
OMG Black! A bit of the comic is in Pokememes now! UR FAMOUS! :D
I noticed :y
my site stats went all crazy that day;;
Ha. That’s how I found this site. Guess I wasn’t the only one :)
Cool, I just discovered Memebase, and squee’d when I saw that.
HNNNNNNG once more.
I’m in love with Black’s *REALITY* face.
…..will there be vizards now?
Vizards? That vould be avesome.
Vizards?
…Must see.
Nao.
These three parts = best two wake ups EVER!!!
Aaah aaaah I sense much terrible foreshadowing ;o;
Shadow Triad and Ghetsis are gonna take N/N will go with them after he does something “heroic” and Plasma pretends to love him and Black’s gonna be in trouble and he’s gonna call for Kcalb and they’re gonna split up and angst.
/reads too much into things
/also wants N to get his Zorua already please
How do you pronounce Kcalb? Kuh-kahlb?
I think it’s either ‘kuh-KALB’ or just ‘Kalb.’
I personally pronounce it the latter.
Also, haven’t we had this conversation before?
Yup, we have, and I thought the issue was resolved when someone said “I just turn around so I’m facing away from the computer and say ‘Black’.” That was clearly the best answer.
Personally, I say “Kay-Calb.”
I pronounce it “Kay-Lab”
just to make it simple.
I say it the way Kittycara says it, but shouldn’t it be K-salb? Because sometimes c sounds like s.
Kcalb is definatly creepy and awesome. He’s like how N actually is in the game.
lol, yeah. I’m not sure how we got the N-personality we all know and love, today. over-fangirlism…though, I admit, I’m one of those fangirls.
Along with any girl who has ever played that game.
Also does anybody feel a connection like Chrona and Ragnarock from Soul Eater with Black and Kcalb/missingNo?
I do! In fact, i spotted that and wanted to keep it to myself for noticing that until someone else said it.
Yayz… Somebody gets this. I mean they are both swords, clearly demonic in powers, have a good-intentioned host with very bad-intentioned spirit thing in them, connected together, and equally as mind rapey.
People are also seeing a Bleach ref. Really, lots of manganimes have a MEETING INTO THE SOUL/OMINOUS DREAM/SCHIZOPHRENIA kinda scene :U
Yeah, it’s what the public wants. Amirite?
U r rite. Let’s see how many manga/animes have that kind of scene. Ready? Go.
Greed/Ling from Fullmetal Alchemist
Ichigo/Hollow Ichigo from Bleach
ADORABLEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! N hug him <3 <3 <3 ;O;! SO FUCK*NG CUTE! <3 ~
I’m not sure who’s being more creepily clingy…Kcalb or N.
Kcalb is creepy clingy. N is squee clingy.
Is N not wearing pants?
YAY NEW PAGES!
Black’s face. Just yes.
Also, someone used a panel of your comic in a Pokememe: http://chzpokememes.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/pokmon-the-internet-is-in-there.jpg Just thought I should let you know OvO They link back to the source though, so it’s all good.
This comic has made me slightly like yaoi. Kcalb= So much want~ lol
wow… i read the entire series after seeing a post about joy being in the pokeball on pokememebase.com and now im so into this its almost painful. i read every chapter in about an hour and a half :) want. more. now.
So… if Black would be winning, and Kcalb would be winning… I guess that makes them… bi-winni- (shot)
Win here, win there, win win everywhere 83
They’ll make Mary and Joseph look like droopy-eyed arm-less children ;P
POINT BLANK LYING GLOMP!
Obvious answer: They’re not in a Pokemon center or one of Clay’s spares or anything.
They’re at…
A LOVE MOTEL.
Totally also explains the Kcalb kinkyness.
WITH DA MIRROR ON DA CEILING?
That would explain N nakedness.
oh my o///o
NEITHER OF THEM ARE OLD ZJCJCKCKSMDMFM ENOUGH TO DRINK DE PINK CHAPAGNE ON ICE YET THOUGH
I don’t like commenting in general: it’s difficult to find something to say exspecially when the internet confronts you with a ton of good quality work. BUT
Sometimes, very rarely, extremely rarely, I happen to find something that outshines it all, that leaves me speechless, or fills me with emotions, or kracks me up until I forget all of my problems.
This comic belongs to that pantheon of creations.
The way you weave the “orignal” story with your own, the way you build such solid charachters, exploring people and personalities never explored before or never in such a way, the way you incorporate “citations” in unforseen and marvellous ways (I’ll never forget the first panty-and-stocking trasformation, and the word “bruderliebe” became my favourite b-word), the mere density of jokes-per-panel, may they be subtly suggested or blatantly yelled… all of these things made me fall in love with your work. (and when I say “all of these things” I mean: “for every word I just wrote I could write another thousand!”)
Since I still don’t like commenting that much I don’t think I’ll go write my opinion about each and every strip and/or page, (or maybe I will in the near-to-distant future, when I’m done studiyng for my nanotech exam), but I feel that at least I should let you know that I really appreciate your work and find it to be shining, in its very own way, in that vast ocean that is the internet.
By The way, on an unrelated note, i read the FAQs and…. Are you a Boy or a Girl?
(I would guess boy, but that’s just a baseless and istinctive assumption, as it is)
Anyway, do keep up the good work, please ^^
I appreciate the comment :y
Glad you think so well of my comic!
If you really try looking for the answer, you’ll figure it out~
(there’s been pictures of me floating around the internet for a while now ahemahem)
^^
Fun thing is, what I wrote I meant. That’s not so common when I surf the Interwebs.
I cannot exactly point out what it is, but I feel like your comic has got that something that makes it Litrerature. So, again, me wuw it.
Sooo.. now I have to choose between becoming some sort of stalker, hellbent on finding info about you, or keeping you as an idealized and genderless figure in my imagination….
… that’s not as easy a decision as I just made it sound… (wow! writing This sentence was Hard! If I made any mistakes or just wrote gibberish please forgive me, English isn’t my native language)
4th panel- the bed of reality!
why thank you, Black, now I’ve got a whole list of new fetishes and kinks =w=
Still not as gay as twilight
Amen to that.
Anyone else sick of the black/n-ness? I am for sure…
Nope, it’s just you 83
totally just you. black/n is about 1/3 of the reason to read this
(along with 1/6 kcalb and 1/2 amazing jokes/references)
Just you, man. Soooooryyyyy
GASP!
HOW COULD YOU EVEN TYPE THAT D:
LE GASP! Impossible! There will never be too much!
… This. Is. Blasphemy.
This. is. MADNESS!
This is Sparta!…. I think.
It’s just you.
Get out of here. -just a figure of speech to not take seriously-
…I’m not the only one who just immediately had their attention riveted to that little “ah!” noise Black made when Kcalb pinched him, am I? SOMEHOW IT GETS TO ME, AAAAAH.
NO, YOU ARE NOT THE ONLY ONE, HNNGH.
I don’t really get the whole sexual appeal of anything horrific or demonic (Kcalb); it’s a major turn off for me :/
Lol, sounds like something crazy’s gonna happen soon! Aww at N.. and Kcalb, y so scary? .o.
Black cannot resist the N-glompage x3
It looks like he’s trying to resist.
But failing.
That bed is GIGANTIC.
:x
It’s big enough for Pod to join in.
Pod would join in even if it were a twin-sized bed.
OH GOSH FOR THE URL I TYPED IN “blackadventures(dot)com” instead of “blackadventurescomic(dot)com” AND……. JUST… BLEH.
I HAVE DONE THIS BY MISTAKE
it was not my greatest moment…
Unfortunately, I did that as well. While trying to show my kid sister, no less.
Alriiiight, time for the weekly Who’s That Pokemon round! We can start off with last week’s hint, since no one’s gotten it yet. :D
Just hearing this Pokemon’s voice can make the faint of heart whimper and grovel at its feet and even the stronger ones may be made its bitch. Who’s that Pokemon?
Mismagius? Possibly even Cresselia?
It’s Samurott.
MissingNo :D
Nooo to all of you. Except maybe MissingNo. Even if it couldn’t hack its way into being boss. :D
Jigglypuff…Serperior…Dragonite…Gyarados…Ursaring…Tyranitar…colder?
or………………………….(Dialga)
Either Arceus (hur hur, voice of god), or Whismur.
Sob, no. ;-;
All I got was Houndoom but moving Pokemon to the nest isn’t enough. -sigh- Why the hell are these so hard to solve. DX
houndoom if i remember right its howls send other pokemon scurrying to their nests and even the bravest feel fear…my favorite pokemon card
Entei? His growls make volcanoes be born or something…
Out of all the guesses, Houndoom is the closest. I am getting these hints straght out of the dex though (although now I can’t remember if it’s fourth or fifth gen dex I’m using for this one XD)
Mightyena?
Arcanine.
*random interesting note: it appears that heartgold calls it a “legendary chinese pokemon”
Arcanine is cooooorrect! You’re up, misty!
This malignant pokemon requires you to spend the night to grasp its ultimate form. In the day, it’s simply fine clawing away at your health, and possibly your children.
It’s August. This had better update soon.
Do have some patience. It’s only Tuesday or Wednesday, depending on where you are.
Black can take as long as two weeks to update. -sigh- -still remembers the troll update-
“Troll update”?
Love it. can’t wait for updates :3
Last panel: Black kas his mouth on N’s cheek.
A kiss?
Close enough.
Last panel: Black has his mouth on N’s cheek.
A kiss?
Close enough.
So, technically speaking, Kcalb is MissingNo. and Black’s accidental child, isn’t he?
Incest?
o____0 I would not have seen it that way.
WAY TO MAKE IT EVEN WORSE. ;_; lol.
lol wonderful~ somebody should draw that~ (not the incest, but the child part)
Nah, more like fusing with MissingNo. triggered a power hungry and homicidal alter ego of Black’s. And even if you wanted to view it as a “child” MissingNo. already had a body before he merged with Black, so I don’t see how it could be incest. As far as Black x Kcalb goes, it’s more like Kcalb is just being creepy; as he can’t really do anything to Black (they share the same body, this scene is more a visual representation in Black’s head).
So mind rape from the child to the unwilling parent. Much better! :D
oh god Kcalb ominous much…?
He’s totally going to try to kill Mary or something isnt he? or actually take her glowy eye out, i dunno…
then he’ll swallow it and become a creepy tentacle monster and eat Gaycheese ;___;
adsfghjaknjfkasnfckjajfkaf great update
YES.
No update today? :c
I know. My reaction. D’:
;_;
;n;
;M;
Well, Black has a life.
*shrugs and sets up camp*
Unlike some of us 8D
:’T
*Sets up tent*
I’ve got the marshmellows~
T_T
I’ve got Nutella…
I brought the firewood.
T.T I’ve got Beef jerky.
Anyone want some Abbracci cookies?
*noms cookies* Who want’s to sing a song?
I wanna be the very best…
Like no one ever was~
To catch them is my real test…
To train them is my cause~
*sings something that sounds like “I will traveeeeeeeeel across the land” through a mouthful of marshmallows*
Searching far and wiiideeee~
Catch Pokémon to understand~
The power that’s inside!
POKéMON! Gotta catch ’em all!~
It’s you and me~
I know it’s my destiny!
Oh, you’re my best friend~
In a world we must defend!
POKEMON! GOTTA CATCH THEM ALL!
A HEART SO TRUE!!!!!!!!!
Our courage will pull us through~!
You teach me and I teach you~
PO-Ké-MON!
Gotta catch ’em all, yeah~
…I will travel across the land…
Ugh. *facehoof*
(flips through manga) Each Pokemon to understand…
Second verse anyone? Might be for real die-hards. ;P
Every challenge along the way, with courage I will face~
I WILL BATTLE EVERYDAY!
TO CLAIM MY RIGHTFUL PLACE!
Come with me, the time is right!
There’s no better teeeeeam~
Come with me, the time is right! There’s no better team~
Arm and arm. we’ll win the fight!
It’s always been our dreammm~!!
POKéMON! Gotta catch ’em all!
IT’S YOU AND ME~
Okay, I’m almost out of options here. Ive gone over a total of two hours of miscellaneous video from different people who were at the Arcadia mall tour for Pokemon black and white on February 19th. trying to find a shot of you, a definitive shot of you either drawing on a bright orange sticky note or placing one. and Ive come up with… nothing.
The closest Ive gotten is seeing one of your sticky notes being removed by a security member. and this is all so i can find out the answer to this one burning question…
WHAT IS YOUR GENDER???
FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD IN THE WORLD, WHAT IS YOUR GENDER BLACK???
IM GONNA EXPLODE FROM LACK OF UPDATES.
No updates today? D:
mm..
Well, It’s fine, take your time.
…
;o;
*picks up the song*
I know it’s my DES-TI-NYYYY~~
Pokemon!! ooh your my best friend in a world we must defend~~~ ./”
For some reason I imagine Kcalb sounding a lot like Truth from FMA
“Tell your man friend to get off of you.” That was so funny!
Hoyay. That’s all.
Who the fuck are you supposed to be?
No other words can explain this love- I SHIP IT HARD MUCH LOVE SUCH YANDERE (I support idea of love triangle despite the fact that N might get murdered in his sleep plz dun)
I love reading this while hatching shit loads of Eevees for a shiny Sylvoen.