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I do not own nor claim ownership of Pokemon, Panty and Stocking, or whatever else I parody. This webcomic should not be taken seriously. I will not be held responsible if this turns you gay. The first two episodes were directed by /vp/. I’m sorry that I don’t respond to every single comment because sometimes I don’t know what to say besides a thank-you or a derp response. Also, I don’t want to answer any questions that would spoil my comic.
This comic is intended for a mature audience. There is strong language, violence, and sexual content.
EVILLLLLLLLLL YOU’RE SO EVIL THAT CLIFFHANGER WAS EVILLLLLLLLL *incoherent spluttering*
OH MY GOD KCALB
YOU DON’T JUST DO THATW EGAJDFLHGF freaked me out
SDJFHKSDJFLDSF I JUMPED IN MY CHAIR
I did the same. Then I cried for joy, yes joy the audino, but mostly joy for Kcalb. He’s mah favorite character.
I am very proud of my…accidental…creation.
noooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODHIHILSNLKKKKKKKKKKKIZLKJNLODNHLHDKIDH NO NO NO NO NO NONONONONONONONONONONONONO
i mean hell yes
I want to see Drayden’s reaction face.
Drayden is unable to express emotions of any kind. His beard eats them. It’s similar to Emmett’s problem.
That actually kind of makes sense.
But he still has eyebrows, remember?
Drayden’s reaction face will be his normal face because it’s Drayden we’re talking about.
Gosh, Kcalb, stop scaring everyone by appearing out of nowhere. XDD
Dat’s his job.
How come all the ‘fancy’ Unova Legendaries get to appear and we non-Unovian Legendaries do not?
Because Unova hasn’t been invaded by invasive species yet.
And because nobody cares about you.
Says the Tiger Genie. Did Charlie Sheen summon you?
A) I’M NOT A FUCKING GENIE YOU BRAINLESS FETUS.
B) I’m a dragon-snake-thing, not a tiger. Landorkus is closer to one, being a panther/jaguar or something.
I am not a Brainless Fetus! Respect your Elders!
I’ll rather you didn’t. I don’t know where either you or yours screws have been.
Now, now, children, play nice… >.>;
Nobody listens to their mother these days.
Mew is WINNING!
actually…Thundhurrus is rigth the non-unovsn legendaries dont show up because they simply arent there i mean we cant expect that every legendary will be on every region IIRC some of them have to be in their specific region
They don’t HAVE to be in a specific region, they just usually respect the personal boundaries of legendaries. Well, most do anyways.
Oh, and welcome back, MM and Kyo-chan.
Wait, who’s kyo-chan?
OH, well I’m barely focused, I just woke up from a several month long power nap, so i’m still a little groggy, well now i can swim around and bring rain to places that may are may not need it.
Okay, but could you please say where you’ve REALLY been instead of giving a cosplayer’s excuse?
CPU has been wrecked.
Well now that I am back,and it is October, anyone else want to have another party?
And BTW, your girlfriend left a while ago.
Well let’s decide what party should it be, any suggestions? Also we will most likely need food, drinks, and such, so let’s get started with that again…………………………………….. wait, girlfriend?
Haha, it’s a callback to a while ago, remember?
ohhh, well that, huh, well that most certainly did not happen, at all, i was simply making an,….. example……….. any how, so the party who else is attending and when will it be?
I`d like it to be on Halloween, on both the Unrelated and the Chatango.
yeah, i was thinking about it being a Halloween party as well, we will need to get a list of people who will be attending, i doubt we will get quite the response we got last time, but still a little planning is needed, also so we can divide up who can bring what supplies.
Shut up before I burn you, Greener. Green things usually don’t do so well with fire.
I have nothing more to say on the matter.
So i guess no one want to have another party? bummer.
All I wanted was a tea party. :(
Well we can have halloween themed tea party, like, pumkin cookies and such we just need enough others to be intrested.
Okay, that insult came out of nowhere, Entei.
Sorry about that, Greener. I tend to have a few emotion spikes here and there. It doesn’t exactly help when you were crushed by a falling tower and then revived by a giant rainbow bird.
I hope the hurricane isn’t affecting anyone.
Kyogre bby where have you beeeen~
Owww, my head, what day is it?
You appeared in the dream world at the start with psyduck.
You showed up in Episode 1, remember! Then Black turned you into a rice ball and ate you.
But Mew, you did appear. But then you transformed into a rice ball and Black ate you.
Well that explains why Mew hasn’t showed up again ever since, doesn’t it.
Mew be my new parrot!
He is with Deoxys now.
HOLY JESUS ON A CRACKER MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I NEED MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well this can’t end well, for someone. And it’s funny to see the trio acting normal again, well as far as their collective “normal” goes.
Poor Grimey. Not a legendary, so he gets ignored.
Oh, hi Kcalb. Black went on a trip.
I hope they meet Celebi again in the dreamworld! He was cool!
Oh yeah, the Celebi. Wait… what about that completely random Deoxys?
It mutated into a Farfignugletron which then died, or so Black hoped…
Also Missingno. hasn’t used Water Gun since episode 2, has it? It should logically be able to transform into a fire hose, and a great flaming Moltres. I guess flaming Moltres is redundant but anyway to continue with Missingno. being like the games, zero defense, so never a shield.
Actually on that note MIssingno. had horrible speed so it should be a really terrible motorbike but BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH GHOST SKELETON MISSINGNO.
That was surprising. Long time no see, Kcalb. Welcome back.
*plays Gutsman’s Ass riff*
Also, you are a celebrity, Meoletta, don’t you remember? LOL
FSCK THAT ENDING x’D
cliffhanger! oh god i want more!
In the last bonus panel it looks like drayden is wearing a shmexy helmet
OH GOD KCALB ASKFHDSKJHFKDJSFHDSKJ
Also, every time they said “Munny”, all I could think was the currency in the kingdom hearts games. :V
omfg!! +1 about the munny thing.
Meh, not me.
And FTLOG, I just became a hardcore KH fanboy 2 months ago, and I’m in the middle of playing KH2.
Welp. At least he’s only sad that he can’t find Black, and not raging.
I didn’t notice the checkered background until now. Haha…
Love that cliffhanger.
The building dramatic tension in this chapter is delicious. I will eagerly await the next update.
Shit just hit the MOTHERCHAINSAWING FAN! (Cue action)
THIS JUST MADE MY DAY, MUST…READ..MOAR MOAR BROS DXXX sexykcalbontheway and I wonder what will happen in the dreamworld, I wonder if kcalb will freak out cause Black is missing, oh mai it will be amazing if kcalb went asleep too and he meet black in the dreamworld *-* too bad that cant happen XD MUST READ MOAR BRO ;-;
Holy shit! HOORAY!
OH GOD KCALB SCARED ME! XD
Anyway, I don’t think the legendaries have changed much…. lol
Betting twenty bucks that when Black wakes up, he’ll be covered in blood, surrounded by corpses, and hugging himself.
This image is now in my head.
I lost it when Kcalb showed up.
KKKKKKCCCCAAAAALLLLBBBB!!! finally it was about time!
…if kcalb is in a bad mood everyone should run wont he try to kill N or something?
Drayden will beat the shit out of him if he tries.
Sure, Drayden has plenty of power, but it won’t be easy.
You’re forgetting that he’s Drayden.
It’ll be easy as shit.
Me *When Kcalb showed up*: “Oh SHIT!”
And Kcalb, no. Why are you adroable with you asking “where did Black go?” No, why. /shot
*cleans up body then leaves*
Bel fucked up Cherise again… BEL, GIVE CHAMPAIGN HER GLASSES BACK!!!!
Oh hello Kcalb. Welcome back. Haven’t ssssseen you in a while. XD
Holy crap, I am so looking forward to the next update.
Kcalb’s face tho…
Kcalb: -havoc everywhere-
Black: WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Kcalb: I THOUGHT YOU NEVER COMING BACK EVER
SO I PANICKED
OH SHIT! Kcalb is awake! I wonder how many bodies will be walking around.
The won’t be walking though.
AS SOON AS BLACK SAID SORRY IF THIS IS GONNA BE BORING
AS SOON AS HE SAID THAT
I KNEW SOMETHING WOULD GO WRONG
I CHOKED ON MY GRAPE JUICE.
It serves you right for drinking grape juice…ha ha just kidding,grape juice is amazing.
An important thing to take notice of is that Kcalb is wearing clothes. Weird.
>Episode 25 Part 25
>2 + 5 = 7
>Episode 7 Part 7
>Black molested by Mall Santa
>Kills the Mall Santa
>7 – 1 – 6
>2 + 1 = 3
>power is maximum
N was the Mall Santa and was killed by Black. Black went into a coma from the shock.
This is all a dream.
I am on a horse.
(BOOM) Your horse is ash.
now, look at your men, now back at me, I’m on a boat
I sink your boat.
Look in your hands. It’s a mouse. Now back again, it’s a live grenade.
Me boat… Sank… Me just got it detailed last week!
BLOW THE MAN DOWN! ME’LL GIVE YE NO QUARTER, YE FREAKY MUSHROOM THING! ME’LL HIT YE WITH THE ROPE’S END AND SCUPPER YER CORPSE!
YE CALL YERSELF A PIRATE WHILE SPEAKIN’ LIKE THAT? YE NOT BE KNOWIN’ THA FARRRST THING T’ SPEAKIN’ LIKE A REAL PIRATE, YA YELLOW-BELLIED SEA BASS!
NO SELF RESPECTIN’ ΠRAT WOULD USE “ME” WHEN REFERRIN’ TA HIMSELF. “ME” IS ONLY USED WHEN REFERRIN’ TER SUMTHIN’ ‘E OWNS, OR SUMTHIN’ HE USED TA OWN.
Chuck Norris plays card games while riding a motorcycle.
Your argument is invalid.
Bruce Lee plays cardgames while standing on a satellite being launched into orbit.
Your argument is invalid.
Genosect!Hitler is eating a WHOPPER!!!! NO ONIONS ONE SHAKE!!!!
Your argument is invalid.
A simple explosion cannot harm me.
Also, both of your arguments are invalid pieces of opera singing shit.
Well then… If that is how you feel…
When it comes to card games, I tend to be better than most people.
In any case, BRING IT ON!
I am Thundhurrus.
All other arguments are henceforth invalid.
You are you. And I am me. Thundhurrus, what you just said means nothing. We already know who you are. AND I DON’T CARE.
I don’t think you quite understand what being me entails.
I am pretty certain that none of us know exactly what being you entail you to.
@Kyogre: Correct. Most of the time, the best person that would know yourself is you. Because only you can hear what you are thinking, or who you are really like.
He is Thundhurrus.
His will be done.
There is naught you can do against it.
That is the most epileptic tree I have seen.
Can I marry Kcalb??? Preeezzzzuuuu???? ; w ;
He gives me the feels….
I wonder if Artist!Black is going to do dreamworlds for all of the legendaries that N and Black run into.
And then Joy, Drayden, and Kcalb had tea.
That could very well happen.
I nearly jumped out my seat from surprise/shock/happiness/something when I saw Kcalb suddenly pop out like that, and it’s made me realise just how heavily invested I became in this comic. Author!Black, you’re doing a great job here, and I wonder: is there any hope for a print version in the future, or maybe an option to download chapters? I just can’t get enough, and I want it with me at all times!
I’ve been saving the pages since the beginning. Don’t be lazy :U
You should consider not doing the updates in batches, and just do them more often (1 a day would work with what you currently post?).
If nothing else would drive up your revenue from ads with people checking here more often :P.
Except Artist!Black’s schedule may not always leave time for 1 a day. S/he may have to skip 3 days, and then have a day with time to make 3 pages, etc. I know you’re just eager to have more updates as soon as possible, but I’d personally prefer an update of 7 pages every week instead of 1 new page every day.
Soo… What will you do after this is over?
I prefer the current sporadic update style.
It’s more interesting.
I’ve thought of that, but yeahhh there’s no way I’ll be able to do that right now;;
Maybe during winter break- it’ll be almost over by then!
what I am suggesting is delaying ones you have ready to keep 1/day up.
Miss meloetta? But Meloetta isn’t female, damn, meloetta isn’t even male.
Man, if Meloetta wants to identify as female she can. She didn’t contradict Bel, so presumably she’s fine with it.
But who fucking cares about what she wants? We’re being scientific.
Fuck science, I’m female.
You shut up.
No. Fuck that.
Then go fuck Off.
Then what the fuck am I?
I WILL COSPLAY KCALB.
Agh, not a cliffhanger </3
Oh I can already tell the next update is gonna bed great! I love how Kclab just appears like that! XD Loved the bonus panel by the way!
bel usues glasses, bel has become the megane type!
*Squeals for no reason*
Am I the only one who pronounces Kcalb’s name like “Caleb”?
Yes, the last panel is awesome BUT CAN WE APPRECIATE THE FIRST WHERE N IS SNUGGLED UP OKAY GOSH
Judging by the comments, I’m not the only one sexually attracted to Kcalb right?
KCALB OUTTA FREAKING NOWHERE.
Don’t worry, Kcalb, he’s just going back into the Dreamworld to locate a bloody Cloyster who is really a young orphan with the creepy and overly possessive man who caught Hitler and is the son of the evilest villain since Giovanni. He’ll be fine; he probably won’t even bring back another freak like Ongnissim! Dammit KcalblacK timmaD !Missingno ekil kaerf rehtona kcab gnirb neve t’now ylbaborp eh ;enif eb ll’eH .innavoiG ecnis nialliv tselive eht fo nos eht si dna reltiH thguac ohw nam evissessop ylrevo dna ypeerc eht htiw nahpro gnuoy a yllaer si ohw retsyolC ydoolb a etacol ot dlrowmaerD eht otni kcab gniog tsuj s’eh ,blacK ,yrrow t’noD
Good job typing backwards!
Ah I forgot for a second that Author!Black is the master of leaving us on cliff-hangers ahaha
Can I just comment randomly and say I feel like this would be N’s theme song?
Tch. That ill-begotten spawn of MissingNo. shoulst return to the vile world from whence he came – too many innocents hath been endangered by his mere presence.
You aren’t the Virizion I remember…
Where is she anyway?
I have no idea where the other one could have gone. As the name was available when I checked, I can only assume that the account was terminated.
Dafuq do you mean “name was available”? Idjittos take up other people’s names all the damn time. It’s quite annoying, too, since they always cause a big shitstorm in which they are revealed for the fakey-fake-fakerton that they are.
How DARE you steal my girlfriend’s name, you stupid fool!!!
Weren’t you the one who got your girlfriend(?) to leave here?
*impales Amoongus’ head with a longsword and then pins you to a wall*
Oh, you better watch out, Amoongus~
He’s awfully touchy about that little fawn.
I don’t hug people, agh…
*squirms and makes little hissing noises*
I have been back for a couple days now, get with the times meng.
Rayqy-chan, where have you been?
Why aren’t you around anymore?
Would it be ghetto if I called Rayquaza,Rayquay-quay?
Want me to use surf to help wash you up off of that glomp chomp rayquaza? Or are you able to handle it yourself?
Oh, you know, studies and all. I’m lucky to get a second of free time during the week. I also have a habit of disappearing without notice.
Sceptile, do whatever you want, you have the blood of
Kyogre, please do.
(pulls sword out of head as it was nothing) The way you reacted…
I hit the nail on the head, didn’t I?
May I suggest recognizing your own flaws and weaknesses, and honestly try to fix them?
Um, no, Amoongus. I did that because I found that offensive to my girlfriend.
Well, I didn’t know. Anyone knows why she left anyway?
Oh my Arceus. I thought we would see Kcalb when Joy finally uses Last Resort (someone theorized that since Kcalb was always the Last Resort, well… ). I guess we’ll see MissigNo. too… I hope.
Are Black and N going to play the stuff we play in the Dreamworld?
Also, the Kami trio, Oh my Arceus…
Your Arceus is a drunken assfuck.
My Arceus is Reshiram… And Arceus.
Leave my Arceus alone or I’ll call Landorus.
Am I supposed to be scared of you calling for help? Because that is not something to be afraid of.
Your Arceus is Charlie Sheen.
Just so you know, Arceus is not invincible. At least, not the only one.
Only beings of DERP are truly invincible.
What happened to all the crap after Sceptile’s comment?
Went down the toilet.
Ba dum tss.
I know, I know. But Arceus sounds cool.
You’ve obviously never met him.
I saw some of his chats in former updates comment sections. My first impression is that he is horrible at his roles as a god and a father(?).
W-well he isn’t here often and I am guessing he may have abandoned us.
Just like him to do…
Good grief, so he’s a coward, or just lazy?
Lazy. A good number of us legendaries were created simply because he wanted someone to look after other legendaries so that he didn’t have to.
Just wait guys,he’s going to make another legendary and claim it his direct son.
Then he will claim it as a sign he still cares.
So the only thing he does is creating Pokemon to give his work to someone else?
That makes me wonder about my species’ “mission”. We’re not even that good at fighting, we rely a bit too much in Own Tempo, Sleep Powder, Quiver Dance, Giga Drain and Petal Dance.
Indeed, what a cliffhanger to end it on! I can’t wait to see what happens next.
Feels like Inception, though I bet that’s just natural given the nature of dream adventures!
Very noble of them to go and save Iris. I know it’s for a badge, but I think they’d do it regardless.
DAMMIT SANDY STOP MAKING THE LIGHTS FLICKER!
The lack of updates is clearly due to Hurricane Sandy impeding events in New York.
It’s the Slash Slinging Slasher!
The sash singing..the trash ringing…mash flinging..the flash bringing…ringing..the crash singing…the-uhhhh…
Yes. The Hash-Slinging Slasher.
False alarm,it’s just Nosferatu.
Dint they know i cant read these pages with out power?
It seems i might be outta power for a while….
I at least found refugee in an outlying food market with wi-fi huhuu
oh my god bless this comic
Hey guys, I’m just commenting to say that I submitted something to Pokememes that I found on Pixiv.
I thought Artist!Black would like it:
So apparantly, Canada has this thing for prostate cancer awareness by calling November “Movember”, and celebrating moustaches for the whole month.
I brought it up so I could see Thundhurr’s (hopefully witty) two cents on this.
This isn’t related but I tried Area 10 of the Black Tower yesterday and was playing for 2 hours up there and lost to Benga because my three still conscious Pokemon had low health. But the good news is I tried again and beat him.
I actually agree with you on the wishing to see Thundhurr’s comment on this…
yes we do. *gets a fake manly moustache*
*places two pennies on the conversation*
There’s my two cents on this.
Dammit, you’re a genius.
Now give me something that isn’t ridiculously literal.
Y U NO UPDATE?!?!
I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR WEEKS TO READ THIS THING! FIRETRUCK!
Y U NO BE PATIENT? IF YOU BEG FOR UPDATE THEN YOU DON’T DESERVE TO CONTINUE.
Oh god,oh god,oh god, oh god,oh god, oh god,oh god, oh god,oh god, oh god,oh god, oh god,oh god, oh god,oh god, oh god,oh god, oh god,oh god, oh god,oh god, oh god,oh god,
Time to have nightmares!
*zooms right on past the cliff hanger* herp.