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Thank you!!
Awesome update Artist!Black. :D
thank you for being the first comment (one more update and i’ll die again xD)
Did Black get taller?
Joy fluctuates in height A LOT;;;
Lol, it’s okay, we love you <3
D’awwww, so inconsistent, and we all love you so much nonetheless
*gives chocolates and jawbreakers*
He occasionally wears platform shoes. He can put them on and take them off really fast.
That always happens when I draw comics…
I mess up the heights like all the time
Oh and i’ve like never commented before
because I only heard about this comic like a month back
So I have been wasting all my time trying to catch up
And I finally have :D
Be glad you can draw so well!
Every time I try to draw, the sheer terribleness of my work summons Cthulhu! I can even screw up a stick person! A STICK PERSON!
So, I’m at the museum…
Chillin’ with the Dragonite bones…
…
Yeah, I can live with that. This means I get Black… if we’re following the game storyline.
Nope! You ssssshall ssssstay there and not move. Don’t forget what happened lasssst time you both woke up
Actually, I don’t think Reshiram is in Light Stone form in Black-dono’s storytelling…
No, Reshiram, you are the Dragonite bones.
“And then Thundhurr was an asshole.”
And then Greener was a fuckass.
And then they both imploded.
And then Giratina ate Amoongus.
And no one ate dinner that night.
And Emersld sat and watched, a blank expression on his face.
N will be jealous if you get Black. Actually, I’m kind of jealous right now.
Well good thing about that is you get to make the bossest enterance of all time when you appear for battle.
*cue transformation sequence of pure awesome sauce*
FFFFF– *flips Reshi and Kyu*
WHOAH WAIT DID THE THING AT THE TOP IN THE BANNER FOR BLACK ADVENTURES JUST CHANGE?
IT SAYS “BRINGS PEOPLE CLOSER TO JESUS” NOW
It’s been like that for at least a week now.
I personally liked the ‘Is NOT french pornography’ one…my mum saw it one day while I was reading this, and she made me let ehr look through it to make sure it was nothing bad. XD
Did you show her it from the beginning?
Correctedtion: “Joy brings pepole closer to Jesus”.
Who knew context was also so g-glitchy?
Joy doesn’t bring people closer to Jesus, Joy brings Jesus closer to people.
Oh my god.
That made me awww.
*Is an athiest*
naw cute
When they meen jesus do they meen jesus (dude in heaven) or jesus ( the fluffy thingy o3o) zat is a question that wants answering o-o
Derp.
Which Jesus are you?
Love the new updates and style you used for the conversations
…Okay this is how i feel its gonna happen
The dragons come
Kcalb comes out and screws one of them up, so that one is glitched up like crazy
Kyrum comes and fuses with the glitched pieces
Leads into blackwhite 2
God yes. Battle between Kcalb and Black anyone? With Arti in the audience?
Eh, I’d rather kcalB end up like Nega-Scott or those Nobody things from Kingdom Hearts.
I would prefer that they both make-out. :D
Who is Greener, anyway? Are you supposed to be someone? I don’t get it.
Sora versus Roxas sort of fight? Please, if Black is suppose to be Sora in that fight Kcalb is going down hard.
I’ll get the popcorn!
Why does no one pay attention to me?
For starters, it hasn’t exactly been that long since you posted. Second, the post seems kind of random considering what conversation you posted it to. Further, Kcalb isn’t like those. He’s simply a part of Black that Black recognizes and lives with.
A slight additional thought. Your more recent posts kind of scream, “Look at me! I’m important!” It’s mostly the way your posts are presented. At least, that’s what I think it is. Like I said, just a thought.
Actually, it’s just that nobody cares about Greener, or anything he says/does.
But your explanation sounds fancier.
*punches Thundhurr* No one asked for your demeaning insults, Thundhurr.
Hey, I don’t like being ignored. Is that a bad thing?
To be fair, Greener, you did ask your question to no person in particular.
*Breaks Greener’s arm upon contact*
And nobody asked you to respond to everything with violence. Honestly, I’m supposed to be the uncivil one, not you.
So you get ignored, big whoop. Just pack up and try your luck elsewhere. It’s not very hard.
Thunderp. Stop. Greener. *hugs* Now stop being emo.
…Okay, Gira-tan.
But first,
*sticks healing shiv in Gira-tan’s back*
Would you gentlemons (and Grimer) kindly take this disagreement outside my reply field?
No. It’s already over.
>Battle between Kcalb and Black
That’s all you have to say to make me putty in your hands.
Then dance.
Na. My idea:
Joseph and I become girls to punch black in the face and then bring out kcalb then use the DNA link pin to fuse kclab and Kyurem and zekrom. O_O
N. ( Y )
You like boobs?
Wow it looks like Joseph finds out what jesus’ gender is… In panel three xD
hahaha, dat eyebrow. He and Mary already knew though, so maybe he’s just a little….uncomfortable looking at it? X3
that and he said “pokemon aren’t gay, dumbass!!” when black tried having Joy use attract before Joy said “please forgive me, Mr. Jesus”
Author!Black-dono, when did you get the opportunity to play SMT?
Also, why’d you draw Joseph so Tsurime?
LOL Jesus is adorable in panel three.
Oh man, this whole installment was AMAZING.
omg i caught you on an update for the first time yay!
Lawl »:9
Jesus looks so cute upside down like that lol
And style revert!
<3
So this is a thing.
Holy shit I want that so hard.
hot
Hey ingo,
Yes..
Now I can annoy you EVEN TINIER!!
Ohhh I can’t wait to see what kind of crazy/perverted/stereotyped personallity zekrom is going to have :)
AN UPDATE!!! THANK YOU JESUS!!! (The whimsicott one). Also, I really hope that it is Black who catches Zekrom. And N who catches Reshiram. They just fit better that way.
N belongs with Reshiram. Then again I’m one of those ‘buy the less popular game’ people, so I’ve seen him use Reshiram.
I bought both, but played White first. I liked the idea of White Forest. /shrug.
If they are supposed to represent the Yin-Yang, the angel like one has to be evil and the demon like one has to be a nice Guy.
N with the angel like being that breaths hell fire, looks so badass, and I suppose that Withe will be the one that will end with Zekrom
I really hate it when people assign things either “good” or “evil”.
No one and no thing can be evil, with the sole exceptions of ideas and actions. Even then, it’s subjective.
I apologize for being overly serious business about this. It’s just been bugging me for a while, and a lot moreso recently. (Especially since rewatching Xiaolin Showdown.)
It’s a pretty common theme in video games, though.
It seems like the story rarely explains WHY the bad guy is bad.
Like Ganondorf. He was just evil. No reason, just evil. Ganon, by extension, as well. I sort of know about the history provided in Skyward Sword, but it’s still just using evil as an inherent trait.
Kingdom Hearts has the whole “Light” vs “Darkness” thing, too. But at least there’s a bit of middle-ground. Squeenix isn’t amazing, but it’s usually pretty good about that sort of thing. They put effort into a backstory for their villains and antagonists.
Don’t even get me started on Warriors. fucking cats why are they even i dont
Homestuck is pretty elaborate, and explains a lot about character traits. Calliborn isn’t evil. None of the trolls are evil. Not even the horrorterrors are. Each of them is simply acting according to the nature of their species. That’s why, again, it is subjective. It just comes down to societal standards, and some societies are so completely foreign, that right and wrong, love and hate, violence and compassion have completely different connotations and are seen in a completely different way.
TL;DR: I need to shut the fuck up and stop sweating the small stuff.
(I love Black Adventures for the sheer fact that Artist!Black avoids actually looking at good and evil as black and white, as the saying goes. There is a grey area. I am still completely overjoyed by that line about pokemon being unable to be “good” or “evil”. This is a good comic. Thank.)
Well, in this case, is justified that one of them be bad and the other be good, because they were suppose to be a single pokemon.
Not really. Just because one person split in two doesn’t mean either half will come out inherently good or evil. Such things are defined by what traits of the original they retained, and even then they are subject to various views and stances of what one would define as “evil”.
Well in my opinion, this is something different that I like.
Here we actually have 2 heros with good intentions. Just one of them ( N ), along with Team plasma who also thinks their being the good guys thinking they should free pokemon from humans. Its just run by a leader with evil purposes.
So instead of Good vs Evil its more set on Good vs Good when comes to the final showdown upon N & Black (If this battle ever take place in this series which i love about it. Its so unpredictable.)
So the art shift is over. Well, it was nice while it lasted. c=
Art shift wiplash. Ohgodmybrain.
This was just what I needed today! Considering today was the 1st day of my Senior year of high school.
This update was best update.
This……..is absolutely an amazing comic. I love it…….. this N is very Child-like and cute.All updates are best update; and yeah awesome job.
I really like the new form ArtistBlack, black looks really cool! I wanna know what is under Joseph’s hood :O
He’s probably bald, with nazi tats on his forehead.
That statement deserve an emmy.
Ya never know but hopefully all shall be reviled some day.
Wow. Lots of information for Black. Can’t wait to see what happens next.
That sad moment when you read the last of the updates for the week…. :(
Aw man, Black’s appearance in the last few pages was pretty badass. xD I love your style!
Aaah, finally caught up. <3
Holy butts! This is an awesome series.
I can NEVER draw Zekrom properly, not even in chibi. To be honest I’ve been anticipating for the day to see Zek in your style for quite a few months. :P
https://www.facebook.com/KcalbTheDark a page i made for kcalb >.>
At last! One of the dragons! I like Zekrom but I think Reshiram is hotter (no pun intended).
Thissssss isssss weird. I feel like sssssssshhhhhit.
Maybe you are shit! LOL. ( Y ). My sister boobs!
Who gets which dragon?
We will find out in due time.
G-Glitch gets g-glitch dragon.
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Does that mean we get Black Kyruem and White Kyrueeeem?
Ahh I wanted kcalb to go berserk.Too bad.
Aw no inbetween storyline adventure with Joy & Jesus.:C
Zekrom at the top… Can’t wait~ :D
For some reason, I thought Black looks really cute in here.
Is Thundhurrus ever calm?
No. Any time I bear semblance to calmness is actually my [random emotion] doubling over onto itself.
Something tells me you would make a kick4ss therapist.
Joseph, you perv! Don’t take advantage of Jesus being un-conscious and stare at him like that!
At least turn the poor thing over so some blood gets back to his feet.