Vegetable roll, and dragon roll, in case you’re wondering. I hate fish, but eel tastes delicious.
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Pfft. Ridiculously fanservicey cliff hanger. Will he or won’t he~
N, do what I do; stab the damned thing.
precisely what I used to do until I forced myself to learn (derp to ramen and sushi!)
on another note, N is going to make me love his fanservice-y ways unconditionally at this rate.
Stabbing the chopsticks in the food = big NONO. In Japanese and Chinese culture, it respresents your tombstone.
I thought it represented the incense they burned at your funeral, and that was only for chopsticks sticking straight up in a bowl of rice. Having them sticking out and pointing at someone else is considered a threat, and I’m pretty sure that it doesn’t apply if someone is still holding the chopsticks.
At least, that’s the Japanese view. I’m not a Chinamon, so I don’t know about the view in China, but I’m pretty sure that neither of them have anything on stabbing your food with a chopstick in order to eat it, unless you’re stabbing a bowl of rice. Which is pretty stupid.
Agreed, human that stabs things! Much more fun than learning how to use the Pokey-Sticks! ^w^
Great now I want pockey…IMA FYRIN MY ICE BEAM RAWWWW *ice beam fires* —D8<
Feeeeed hiiiimmmm o3o
Everyone should prepare their camera.
Agreed*pulls out one immideatly
*Upside-down* Oh, It’s on *Pulls a camera out*
I like how you had Alder react when Cheren said his goal. Was that his own, or does he not approve?
Dirk and the Darumaka Dolls. It could be a tounge twister with more words.
Yes Black, you need to feed N.
I’m assuming that since Cheren has the same goal and reasons in the source games and Alder disaproved of the reasons in the source games, that Alder disaproves of the reasons behind Cheren’s goal here too – he just didn’t bother explaining this time since other characters needed development now.
Dirk and the Darumaka Dolls dance dashingly during dinner.
Dirk deliberately delivered Darumaka daruma dolls directly to delightful dining derps during dinner.
“Dirk gave Darumaka. dolls to all the derpy dorks.”
Tongue twister? Close enough.
I can’t say it so it must be one
Dancer Dirk delightedly gave the derpy dorks Darumaka dolls.
Dirk and the Darumaka Dolls delight in deserving dreams.
I kinda thought it was something more simple, like ‘awww how cute, the little girly wants to prove herself!’ I didn’t play the game for this version though so I may have missed something.
Not alone, I love the game and thought the same thing. Personally I find that idea much more amusing.
Ahh it feels like forever since ive been on this site
But yaaay update never have I been more glad I wake up earlier then needed so I have extra time at the end to lay on my bed
This is full of lulz what does Alder call black and N… how do you mess up N… M?
And go feed N Black so I may fangirl<3
Haha~
And you’re still a Raichu
Welcome back
Oh my I am I should change that soon
And thank you ^^
Hello. Well, I think Alder has amnesia and can’t remember their names… but eventually everyone on this blog accepted that. Some more than enough. 8-)
I think Alder’s name for Black is Blair, and N is simply “that man”.
But, but, but, notice how Alder says N is a man. That’s more than we can say for Cheren.
N WHY U NO ENGLISH IN THE FIRST PANEL???
Dat last panel. *steals it and runs away*
HEY ENGLISH IS HARD OKAY
why am I still awake.
Because you’re in college, Black.
College is hard.
It’s hard and no one understands. :(
(Why should I understand? I’m only a freshman!)
OhgodIjustbrokecharacter
Did you just make a Homestuck reference, specifically Eridan, my favorite troll, on this site, Scyther?
Yes. Yes he did.
Scyther, I think I love you.o
Dammit N you just had to try and prove my statement that Bel is the cutest thing wrong didn’t you
Dat “No.” in bold font :’D
Whatever you do, N, hurry, or you won’t have anything left and Samba will blink up at you innocently. … Wait, what am I saying, Samba doesn’t blink. Ever.
He just did! >:3
Goddamn Black come on, White probably already thinks you’re gay. Don’t you dare feed sushi to
to 21 year old man.
Don’t listen to Nondell White already knows it and shes probably fine with it so just do it!
Oh god, this is amazing XDDD
And oh, forgot to add that the Darumaka dolls are so adorable ;u;
That no was so lovingly automatic. Feeding someone is indeed proven to draw two people together. Explain breastfeeding. :v
Seriously, am I the only one who ignored the food talk and focused on that cute little bastard Darumaka stealing a sushi from N?
Nope. I saw it too. My inner fangirl/boy is squeeing.
So is mine execept it is Definetly a girl
I’m not the only one?
Oh, N…
Dangit Black, make my fangirl heart happy and teach him how to use the chopsticks properly! x3
Also, I LOVE the bits with the daruma doll goal setting, they are so A+. <3
OHMIGOSH! The Darumaka actually closed his eyes for once!
It’s adorable. *Restrains from eating Umbreon*
You can’t have my babies Giri-tan! *clutches basket of Umbreons, including this one*
-gnaws on Virizion- Fine you’ll make do. Dang it I’ve got the munchies from that double battle where a charmander used ember on a paras… the smoke makes me loopy
*Joins Sawsbuck(winter)*
HELL HOW CAN I BE HERE? IS IT WINTER?
*beats the shit out both of them then eats them both*
Viri keeps on kidnapping meeeee! >//////< Do I project that much cute?
-gets healed by random Audino and goes back to gnawing on the excess grass on Virizion’s horns-
You are SUPER moe, and seeing that Umbreons are already adorable, you are just iresitable~
LOL It’s true, especially when it comes from someone as Moe as you, Viri-chan.
Speaking of your babies, would you be fine if I had yours?
Y-you had… mine….? 0////0?
No, no, IF I had yours. I never said I HAD yours. Grammar fails me sometimes…
Have….mine….. ?
*Thinks of Keiichi Maebara* W..would I really look cute it one…? >.>
Well…I’m running away as fast as possible to avoid brain damage.
*runs into a wall just two steps in front of him*
OOF!!!
(my reply went in the wrong spot)
@Greener
*helps up* Can Moe cause brain damage?
If you’re the Moe, no. If you’re in close proximity and freaked out by it, yes. But I, on the contrary, love Viri-chan even more for it.
are you guys eating virizion? you really shouldn’t do that, unless he sauteed himself and jumped in a frying pan, but even then your first goal should be to use a revive on him, now if you don’t mind i’m going to eat some sauteed poffins a human friend of mine made me.
GIRI-TAN DON’T YOU BE EATIN MY FELLOW EEVEE LUTIONS!!!! D88(
@Giratina
Am I the only one you haven’t eaten yet?
@Virizion
Uhh…>////< I never though of myself as Moe, but you are not putting me in a maid outfit!
Aw…..
1: I wasn’t eaten yet.
2: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (etc)
-puts Umbreon in a maid outfit with a bright yellow bow tying its ears together- You said Virizion couldn’t… never said I couldn’t. -grins-
@Umbreon: I don’t eat EVERY evee/eveelution I come across. Just most of them. You’re not alone, the others are just afraid for their lives to come near here.
Such as Espeon?
Yum. Espeons taste like cotton candy.
Why does this remind me of Infinite Stratos? With Charlotte?
I DON”T KNOW
o_o
…
Anyone else notice how disturbingly close Black’s dragon roll looks like a Horsea?
Well … what else would it be?
Do they have, like, “normal” not-pokemon-fish? Is that a thing?
._.
Well, Horsea is classified as a “dragon pokemon” throughout the games.
Maybe the Pokemon world has cloned meat? *hopes so*
So do i
Spoiler: They(we) don’t.
So, lemme get this straight… they can teleport with warp panels, travel through time, and put living creatures in computers… but they can’t even do something that scientists already have hope of doing someday in our world, that would enable the humans to get their required protein without sacrificing the lives of the creatures that the world likes to call its “partners” and “friends”?
It’s a conspiracy, man.
We have ways of doing that. The problem lies in how awful the taste and aftertaste is. It’s like licking a Garbodor, only worse, and it lasts for weeks.
Science has yet to make edible cloned meat. And if we can’t eat it, it doesn’t count.
If you’re cloning the meat but the clone somehow tastes different than the original… you’re doing it wrong.
Science has yet to explain why rocks are alive and why there are rodents with the ability to shoot lightning.
Of course we’re doing it wrong.
Horseas are good eating.
As long as I don’t see food shaped like Magikarp, then I’m fine.
It’s a good thing my friends are considered too tough to eat.
-Nodnod-
More like too bony. They have no flesh. They’re just scales and bone.
He’s probably eating the Isshu/Unova/New York pokedex’s equivalent to Horsea.
…
Actually, if they do eat pokemon in this world, that’s pretty disturbing considering the pokemon are sentient and can even speak English (I keep forgetting that). I’m sure Author!Black wouldn’t do that to us, eheheh.
Most of the intelligent mons don’t taste good, have better uses than as livestock, or are outright inedible.
I have to disagree, all pokemon are intelligent… the only ones who aren’t are the ones who end up on someone’s plate. -licks lips-
Such as magikarp.
Actually it looked like a kingdra which fits into the dragon roll idea.
Alder is gender-confused about Cheren but can still call N a man.
Somehow, I feel as though this shouldn’t surprise me as much as it does… XD
Ooooh, Samba, you little sneak, you.
He’ll end up feeding him anyway since Black’s becoming easier to push around XD
Ha! Alder acknowledged N’s maleness as well! That means it’s just you, Cheren! It’s just you.
[Snickers] ^_^* oh black
I like your taste Black! Eel is amazing.
I like how Alder recognizes N as a man but not Cheren. And N’s the one with long hair and ladyclothes…
N doesn’t look like a lesbian, though.
N and his chopsticks is pretty much a gpoy for me.
Mmmm, Nnnn’s Oddish roll looks good too- a healthy alternative for those who don’t want to eat Pokem-OH WAIT, the vegetables are also Pokemon!
Unless you can stomach tall grass, there’s no way to avoid eating Pokemon.
-(Not even bread?)
Nope- wheat is probably made of shiny Oddishes.
OBJECTION!
We have berries.
Hold it! We have milk, honey, and roots.
We have plants that AREN’T Pokemon.
TAKE THAT!
mh. yes. Plants that aren’t pokemon
…yet
but someday..
-gets gavel and prepares to use Voltoloser’s head to make the gong gong sound- We also have berry juice, poffins, lava cookies, and the stat shakes.
I thought we were just talking about the base ingredients, not what could be made with those ingredients too.
Why are you arguing about this? Pokemon are food, not friends. No, I don’t have that backwards. *Eats a slice of cherubi pie*
Giri-tan, Giri-tan! Will you be Kyu-chan’s Valentine?
-gnawing on a bulbasaur- I agree with Giratina.
DUDE YOU ONLY HAVE BITTER ROOTS FROM YOUR BARE HEAD
@Viri-chan: ….I’m not even going to respond to that. One thing I know we would agree on is that this whole Valentines day thing is stupid. That and booze is the best mortal invention ever.
Then you and Kyu-chan should get really really drunk on Valentines day together then have beuatiful sexy time~
*dropkicks Virizion* Come on Giratina. Drinksssss on me.
Kyu-chaaaaan… *Charges Spartan Laser*
You shouldn’t hurt Viri-chan…EVER.
*fires Splaser*
*tackles Greenie* SHHHHH…. It’s all going acording to plan….
Viri-chan, 3 things:
1: I doubt Kyu-chan would take any initiative to hook up with Giri-kun without me threatening them with a Hydreigon.
2: You can’t learn Tackle (but who cares LOL), and
3: You’re right on top of me.
Who sssssaid anything about hooking up? I need a drink,.
@ Grennie: >///>
@Kyu-tan: :D
@Viri x Greener: You guys are idiots.
@Kyu-chan: Sure, I could go for a drink. *follows Kyu-chan away from said idiots*
Yes, Black. You have to feed him. There’s nothing else you can do.
*noms all the sushi* Mine…. *swipes Black* Mine too… *swipes…..vanillites* Alssssso mine.
Kyu-chan! Kyu-chan! Will you be Giri-tan’s Valentine?
On a related note, would you be MY Valentine, Viri-chan?
A-Ah… Ok. >/////<
Thanks, Viri-chan.
And you look just as cute as ever blushing.
Why doessssn’t Giratina come her and assssk themssssselvesss?
Because he/she didn’t say yes or no. Ima playin cupid. You two would be cute together.
I’m doing the same thing. I want everyone here with a crush to get hooked up.
I’ve made a bet that if Jolly and Shiny win their matches, they have to be an official couple.
How do you feel, Viri-chan?
About what?
ABOUT THAT AND NO, I’M NOT MAD. I’M JUST ENERGETIC FROM ALL THE SUMMER RAYS… WINTER, YOU SUCK
=_=…..Thissssss issssss SSSSSSSILLY! >:U
Your point summer, and it had better be valid.
Gimme that vanillite!
The Houndoom is a ‘Valinetine’?
And why would I want to be one?
We don’t have many traditions at the Lake.
WELL, except…eh…nevermind.
-Coughs-
They eating Gloom, Dratini, and Tynamo aren’t they?
It’s too long to be a Tynamo.
Or it could just be regular fish.
There used to be normal fish back in Season 1 of the anime.
WHAT IS THIS?! YOU LIE!
It’s the truth, actually. But they were quickly fished and eaten to extinction, so now they no longer exist.
GO THE HELL AWAYYYYYYYY THUNDHURR!!!
I’m sorry, but the Boss isn’t here right now.
Please stop being a retard, and try your post again.
Thundhurr, I KNOW you own both your own account as well as the Volto account. It’s not funny.
You KNOW, eh? So you KNOW that I don’t live with someone else, then?
So you KNOW that I didn’t introduce that person to this place?
So you KNOW that that person doesn’t tell me anything interesting they find on here or that I don’t look over that person’s shoulder whenever they check up on this place?
So you KNOW, FOR A FACT, that none of those have the SLIGHTEST CHANCE of being true?
YOU, who didn’t even know that the designated troll is judged with a system that is different from the system used to judge everyone else? You, who tried to give people “comeuppance” without looking into whether others thought they needed it? You, who repeatedly shows that intelligent people can actually be dumber than people without any intelligence whatsoever?
Right. You’re totally not wrong, because obviously that’s the only possible conclusion. There’s absolutely no other logical explanation.
Whoa.
Greenie, I’m going to have to go with Thunderpussy for once. Please just apologize…..
Thundhurrus and Voltoloser are two different people
/argument
AND THERE WE HAVE IT! AUTHOR!BLACK HAS SPOKEN AND YOU TROLLS (and Greener) LOOK EVEN MORE STUPID! Thunderpuss, Voltoster, Greener, stop fighting/trolling/bullying and apologize to each other. We’re all social outcasts, so let’s try to tolerate each other.
You realize that you’re asking me to apologize, right?
Personally I don’t see what Mr. Thundhurrus did wrong.
Besides, you know, being Mr. Thundhurrus.
@Thunderpuss: Or at least play nice. No more beating the dead Ponyta. (for all you morons out there, that was an idiom. Look it up)
@Author!Black: By the way, how can you tell that they’re two different people?
I know that’s an idiom, but that is very DISRESPECTFUL to my cousin.
@Giratina
Think it has to do with IP adresses or something.
Thund seriously give it up Unrelated is deleted meaning you can’t Troll anymore without having any relations to the web comic or Pokemon so just give up while your ahead
And you felt the need to come here, to this dead discussion, and bring up that, a topic completely unrelated to this dead discussion’s main topic, which reached a conclusion before you showed up, because…?
Dr. Prof. Sir Resolotlov told you not to feed the trolls, or else they’ll succeed at everything they set out to do. Guess what you’re doing at this very moment.
Godammit, stop trying to make the troll fat.
Blasphemy! There’s no such thing. They’re mutated magikarps.
OR MUTATED BARBOACHES. THEY’RE DAMN SLIPPERY
those are mudfish not bottom feeders you fool!
Magikarp are not ‘bottom feeders’.
Before the…incident…involving certain…feelings…towards….someone, I was training them to become a-
…ehm.
Synchronized…swim team.
Love the update, Alder is just adorable! XD
But yeah, whatever’s up with the theme, it’s a bit annoying. =/
a colored different style drawing of the feeding would be the best thing
I actually like the infinite scrolling… :/ Oh, well.
I wouldn’t be surprised if Black was eating a Horsea. People eat Vanillite all the time. T_T
No they sometimes mistake a Vanillite with a Castila cone but they never actually eat the Pokemon itself
Prof. Oak likes to eat Krabbys, your argument is invalid.
No he dosnt
Yes, he does. He’s discussed it with Ass Ketchup.
Tried to eat his Krabby, too.
O rly? Which episode send me the link if your sooooo confident
N get Steph’s order and Black gets your order.
In the words of Jim Gaffigan: “Chopsticks are fun but I’d rather eat than play Operation…”
I’m too white…
I eat electricity, so I can do both at the same time! haaaa
Hey Black, would you mind if i make a book with your comics?, i want to print em and keep em in my stalker section of books, not for sale or anithing, just to have somthing to say “One of the best novels of our time” in leather cover and gold carved title
haha sure
I’m pretty much okay with people doing anything with my art, as long as you don’t credit it as your own or try to profit from it.
I’d be interested to see how you format it :u
YOU ARE GOING TO BE PROUD MASTER.
FEED N.
WITH MAKEOUTS
That’s be hot. Giri-tan and Kyu-chan should do that.
You are indeed one of the most preverted pokemon I know Virizion along with many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many
others.
Aw, thanks Krai-rai~
In this world, perverts are normal. :3
Poyo!
Oh heck yeah that would HAVE been awesome if the scene was actually drawn that is T_T I want some IsshuShipping
It’s so hard to make a bunch of HXH cosplay,study and keep up with this comic. :^:
I NEED A TIMETABLE!
“Black, your going to have to feed me.”
“Just use your hands -”
“No.”
I laughed more than I should of x.x
SUSHI! MY NATIVE FOOD! OOOOO:
Yes I’m a pure-blood living in America… Ahahaha! I eat Steak with rice, not with potatoes! :D
Technically California rolls aren’t too Japanese… Anything with raw fish (sashimi) is true Japanese Sushi! :D
Gotta love me some Tako rolls and Nattou rolls! Mmm, slimey!
ah I forgot what’s in that roll;;
but only about 2% of imported japanese seafood is being inspected and that’s concerning;;
I honestly just made Black order my favorite (and the US gets their eel from China ahaha that’s not very japanese at all;; )
Eel sushi is the best sushi, hands down!
Finally I finish making my Hisoka cosplay,
now all that’s left is Gon,Killura,Leorio and Kirapika.*why can’t my friends get up off their lazy asses and make there own cosplay?*
Mmm, Dragon/Caterpillar rolls are my favorite too. Especially with that pickled ginger they give you.
Also, that “eel” looks suspiciously like a very small dratini without the nose bit.
Eel’s good and all, but half the reason I go get sushi is the edamame! and the other half is stuffing my face with sushi. And cute Asian waitresses.
Of course they’re eating pokemon, pokemon eat pokemon. Miltank milk, Tauros steak, Bouffelant burger, grilled Goldeen, Kingler, bacon from Tepig. James and Meowth wanted to eat Magikarp but they’re so useless they’re not even good food.
Fire types are the best, they can cook themselves.
Yes, yes, let’s all have some torchicken nuggets and quilava cakes! Lol
…Indeed, we could if we were desperate. Or we could just use our fire power to kill and cook our prey, say, you look tasty Absol….
Something tells be Absol wouldn’t taste good. >^.^’^w^<
I like the clips in N’s hair.
.-. I guess I missed the glitch…
Oh my god, Black! Don’t eat that! Do you know how many nematodes that thing is probably infested with? *Squealing squeamishly*
Aren’t nematodes the fish in Sponge Bob that go “mep mep mep mep etc”.
No, the phylum nematoda are roundworms, but don’t confuse them with tapeworms (phylum Platyhelminthes). Nematodes are everywhere, but you’ll always find them in raw sea food and pigs.
Let me rephrase that last part: raw sea food and live pigs. Washing your fish and cooking your meat should kill all the nematodes in your food, don’t let me distress anyone out there! >.<' I'm sure all sushi restaurantes are very careful to wash their ingredients thoroughly before they prepare their sushi, but if you're making sushi homemade, be sure to wash your ingredients, folks!
Eel isn’t served raw though :u
Oh, ok… Still, I wouldn’t take my chances! >.<' Eels look enough like nematodes as it is.
I just realized that Samsa is stealing a roll.
*sees posts of tongue twisters*
…Sneaky Samsa steals sushi secretly! *shot*
Samba. Not Samsa.
I read the whole thing put up in two days… I am regretting reading it so fast, I want the rest.
No. XD
WANT TO SEE BLACK FEED N. ಠ___ಠ
Anyone noticed Samba stealing N’s sushi?
Awww, now I do.