I need a real life Audino. They’re frighteningly large, though;;
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LOL oh dear. How will this end?
Black is now being cute and smiling happily. I’m pretty sure my brain just exploded.
I agree with this statement.
he now acts like me when im exited alot!!
Hahaha, everyone should try a Heal Pulse some time I guess. Hmmm… I wonder what would happen if it was used on Cheren?
Hmmm… Audino in the pokedex are 3’07” or 1.1m tall. That isn’t too big is it? Then again, the scale in the anime and officially have always been a bit weird.
yeah, they look TERRIFYING in the animu
Dude, I’m 4’11” in real life.
For me, that would be WAY too big.
I’m almost eye-level with the thing.
Ah, I see. Sorry about that, it’s just that I’m 5′ 8″ in real life, so that wouldn’t be too terribly big compared to me, that’s all. Even so, you are still like a foot taller than an Audino according to the pokedex, so…
Oh my god.
Black
i cant
asdfdagdhg
Is Heal Pulse drugs? If so, can I have some?
I remember those X-eye seeds from Mystery Dungeon – but I think they’re more of the “tripping balls” variety than a Heal Pulse. Either way, I’m up for it!
Yes. Heal Pulse is like the Pokemon version of Meth.
I know, I always get the local Slowpoke or Ralts to give me so healing.
That explains so much, Celebi
There should definitely be some intoxicated makeouts.
Make it so!!!!
Tottaly so.
Ohhhhh…. dear. Poor Joy, I think you just made a new type of happy drug.
Waking up is the worst isn’t it?
for you it is, Mr. Don’t-Get-Up-Till-Three
Why’d you change your username?
I wish I could feel like awesomeness…
Awesomeness is how I feel all the timeeee!!!!! :DDDD
I want to feel like awesomeness too…
Then stop following me around and get a life.
I like your Heal Pulse a whole lot more then the game’s Heal Pulse.
I wonder what Joy’s moveset is..
We know he has Attract and Heal Pulse.
Attract…Helping Hand…Secret Power…Heal Pulse…I think he had Doubleslap before…
Double slap?
Maybe he should learn, “Wake-up Slap.”
I thought Black’s short leg was a book sticking out from his crotch..
Black should totally act like Pod.
Dis. :3
I get the feeling that overuse of Audino’s Heal Pulse will have similar affects as overuse of valerian. Valerian is an herb used to treat insomnia and depression, but frequent use of it actually causes depression. Still, I’d love to have a whole bunch of Audinos right about now…
Black is totally gonna crash later. Though, he already knows the dangers.
also, lol at his realization toward Cheren’s comment.
This seems dangerous.
I was expecting MISSINGNO.-related side effects, but ah well. That’s so convenient :x I need an Audino, too.
This page made me extremely happy. ♥ ♥
N/BLAAAAAAACCCKKKKKKK /shot
don’t care how big they are, I’d love a pet audino
That last panel makes me think of POD. Foreshadowing? Delicious ideas…
And Black is now high off Heal Pulse. Madness will ensue!
Oh this will be hilarious. B)
Oh dear lord. What hath thou wrought upon thyself?
Is that an N expression I see on Black’s face in the second panel?
Pffft.
Black just got high.
XD
He may feel like awesomeness now, BUT WHEN HE COMES DOWN…
“Both…?”
Pfff!
Hahahaha!
So would you consider Heal Pulse weed and Dream Smoke cocaine? or vice versa?
AND POD LOVES THIS <333
I felt really depressed and lonley this morning… I really want an audino now…
Wait…do any of them have pajamas? Are they seriously wearing their swim trunks day in, day out now that it’s summer? o.o”