That’s all for this week;;
Okay, so I added Related and Unrelated pages, which you can check out via that bar of links up there. Let’s see how those work out for now. I wonder if this place has a comment limit- guess we’ll find out one day :u
I think I’ll use the poll here more often. Watch out for new questions~
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This comic is intended for a mature audience. There is strong language, violence, and sexual content.
THANK YOU IN ADVANCE.
XYVENTURES
Dunsparce gets first comment this time.
Nobody likes Dunsparce. Nobody uses Dunsparce. Sad Dunsparce.
BUT AJSGFAFLASF ARTI YOU DIRTY GIRL. If Dunsparce could give you breasts, Dunsparce’s world would be happy… <3
But Dunsparce can’t, so nobody continues to care about Dunsparce.
I know someone who used a dunsparce. She named it “The Claw.”
I’ve seen a Dunsparce beat up a party full of legendaries :V
DUNSPARCE, YOU SHOULD BE PROUD OF BEING A DUNSPARCE. ONE DAY, YOUR WISH TO BE LOVED AND FAMOUS WILL BE GRANTED AND YOU WILL EVOLVE INTO A MIGHTY ARCEUS LIKE ME.
I SHOULD KNOW – ARCEUS DOESN’T HATCH FROM AN EGG, DUNSPARCE DOES.
NOBODY WANTS TO BE LIKE YOU. YOU SUCK.
arceus your caps lock button is beggin for mercy
YOU WANT ME TO SUCK, DON’T YOU? YOU WANT ME TO SUCK GOOD AND HARD, LIKE A PROPER MAN.
LIKE YOU.
That statement was so wrong in so many ways.
Umm…? Yeah Arceus. Never. Again.
*Wonders exactly what Arceus has.. learned over the years.* O_O;
Dunsparce loves you, Arceus. <3
I LESSTHANTHREE YOU TOO, DUNSPARCE.
Dad, seriously? It’s a heart emoticon thingy….but you probably don’t know what the Kyurem an emoticon is, you’re so stupid. EVERYONE knows that there is only one immortal Arceus and there never will be another one.
THAT IS ODD, YOU DO NOT LOOK LIKE GIRATINA…
Yeah, this idiot is a fake.
I think Dunsparce are to look somewhat tasty, like a catnip thingie.
Dunsparce, it’s okay. I personally like Dunsparce.
I think Dunsparce is a pretty cool mon.
It beats gods and doesn’t afraid of anything.
YES, IT DOES BEAT SIR THUNDURUS IN LIKE THE WHINY PRICK HE IS. HE IS JUST ANGRY THAT I AM MORE SEXUALLY DESIRABLE THAN HE IS.
ALAS, NEITHER OF US CAN BEAT MEWTWO.
I like Dunsparce. I once used an entire team of one hundred Dunsparces to beat my friend’s ‘legendary’ team. He got so pissed XD
How the Kyurem did you squeeze 100 Dunsparce into the mere 6 slots one is allowed in one’s party? Did you distort space like Big Bro…..Or did you just use an Action Replay?
A technical Double team? Even though it won’t add up perfectly, if you count clones… But can Dunsparce even use Double Team?
I got flooded by massive amounts of Dunsparce in this one cave.
turns out they were all rabid dittos.
dunspace is cool
its not my favorite but it certanly needs more attention
i like you Dunspace,your from Jhoto,like me :3
Oh my god Raikou! Where have you been all this time? I was beginning to think I was the only Johto legendary around here.
I BELIEVE I SAW A CELEBI WHIZZING BY JUST THERE. OR MAYBE IT’S JUST THE BUDWEISER MAKING ME SEE THINGS.
THINGS HAVE BEEN HARD SINCE THE LAST GENERATION, YOU KNOW….:/
Dad, you shouldn’t be drinking Budewieser. You know what it does to your Judgement.
FAKE!
FAAAAAAKE!
You faker!
Thundhurr-chan! We’ve got another imposter!
I CANNOT TELL MY DAUGHTER FROM THE IMPOSTER, BUT I SUPPOSE THIS ONE THAT CALLS ME DAD IS THE FALSE ONE. GIRATINA REFERS TO ME AS “THAT OLD BASTARD” BECAUSE I LOST THE KEY TO HER BEDROOM WHEN I GROUNDED HER AND ONLY FOUND IT AROUND…..2000 YEARS LATER?
IT WAS ACTUALLY IN MY POCKET.
…….and THAT doesn’t tell you to lay off the Budweiser?
dunsparce can only leave holes and craters
Dunsparce, I like you too. Don’t worry, you’re chill with me. XD
You are my boyfriend’s favorite Pokemon, tied with Cubone.
You got a cool design, but a bad move set. :/
But it has PARAFLIIIINCH
After reading all of the responses, Dumsparce now looks like Derpsparce.
Just saying.
Derpsparce > Dumsparce > Magikarp > Arceus
Dunsparce is evolving!
DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUN DUN
DAH DAH DAH, DADADAH DADADAH DAAAAAAAAH
Congratulations! Dunsparce evolved into DERPSPARCE. ROAAAAAAAAAAR.
EVERYTHING > Arceus.
It’s hard not to be > Arceus.
Arcus > Bush /shot
Even Bush is > Arceus.
That’s how easy it is.
I THINK SIR THUNDURUS IS MELANCHOLIOUS THAT I WAS NOT BORN FEMALE.
I COULDN’T CARE LESS ABOUT YOUR PHYSICAL BEING.
YOUR NON-PHYSICAL BEING IS SOMETHING THAT SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO EXIST.
IIRC YOU DO CARE, WHY ELSE WOULD YOU DESPISE ALL MY EXISTENCES SO MUCH. GO GET LAID FOR ONCE, GENIE.
I remeber whe the dunsparcesaurus rex used to walk the earth, I killed some, then came the meteorite, the first impact, and nopw dunsparce is a small little thing
That suddenly made sense.
It’s okay, Dunsarce. I like you, but every time I try to make you my friend, you either get catured or killed and then they see me, and I have to run away.
So I just stay away from you.
LOOK EVERYONE, THERE’S CELEBI.
SEE? I’M NOT MAD NOR INSANE.
No. You’re still insane.
…..
YOU’RE GROUNDED FOR ANOTHER WEEK, GIRATINA. NO CHILD OF MINE CALLS ME INSANE AND GETS AWAY WITH IT.
YOU ARE NO FATHER OF MINE. YOU CANNOT GROUND ME, AS I AM NO LONGER A CHILD.
RAISING YOUR VOICE? IS THAT YOUR WAY OF SAYING THAT YOU ARE AN ADULT NOW?
YOU WILL NOT SEE ME GETTING UP TO THAT BULLSHIT.
Bitch, please.
Dunsparce is actually in my SS team.
actually i have to find one for a photographer in rangers and still didn’t find one yet
I want a Dunsparce.
*Has been searching 50% of Pokemon Game-play*
I want one soooooo badly. Like badly enough to stab a table. And I appreciate tables. *Couldn’t hurt another living thing*
Objecting to a girls’ night out because it’s nighttime, not cuz’ Arti’s a guy.
How wonderfully fabulous. :3
Oh drunken models, why must you have such a distorted sense of time. >:T
Oh Arti and your girls night out
wait… arti isn’t a girl?
Nope. He’s not British either, he’s just gay.
But he used to love Elesa! O3O He must be bi; no other explanation.
HE IS PANSEXUAL. VICTINY SAID SO, SO IT HAS TO BE CORRECT.
Arceus, you’re an idiot.
What, no one got that joke? I was making a reference to Yami Bakura on YGOTAS!
I got the joke, but when Arceus says it…
It just makes it retarded.
I just read that! xD
ONLY UNFUNNY PEOPLE WHO CANNOT COME UP WITH THEIR OWN JOKES WATCH YGOTAS. I SHOULD KNOW, I WATCH THE SERIES WITH A PASSION.
WRONG AS ALWAYS, ARCEUS. YGOTAS IS FOR PEOPLE WHO HATE 4KIDS TV.
…..
Okay, what the fuck is wrong with you. 4Kids mightn’t have been the sharpest dubbing studio in the drawer, but when I watched their dubs without knowing of the original versions I didn’t feel as if I was getting a raw deal, nor did I feel as if they were a load of bollocks. Get the fuck over yourself and stop jumping on the bandwagon like everyone else, 4Kids did a good dub with Pokemon and introduced many people to the Pokemon itself, helping to seal the Game Boy’s international popularity and….you get what I mean.
They’re shit now, but 4Kids wasn’t all bad, and the only bad part about it really is all the unnecessary edits that cost a load. I just don’t see why so many people think they’re all bad when without it, we wouldn’t have series like YGOTAS and other studios might not have known where to stop when it came to slight edits with the dubbing.
Oooohhh, now you’ve done it Giratina…you made Arceus get rid of the caplock….that’s how you know shit just got real. :I
I got 2 words for everyone. JELLY. DOUGHNUT.
DON’T YOU THINK THAT I MADE A REASONABLY INTELLIGENT RESPONSE?
*clicks on ads*
DO I GET SOMETHING?
Hm. Is it wrong to say that I would go for Emmet?
Girls’ night out? Hell yes.
I WOULD RIDE EMMET, AND EAT HIM FRESH.
ISN’T THAT HOW THE COOL KIDS SPEAK THEIR INNUENDOS THESE DAYS, GIRATINA?
Totally. I agree. The part about how I’d go with Emmet, that is. I’ve not been hanging out with the so-called “Cool Kids” lately, so I wouldn’t know how they speak their innuendos. Why did you type in all caps, my lord?
WHOAH!
WHO THE CHAINSAW ARE YOU, AND WHY DOTH THOU TAKETH THE FORM OF GIRATINA!?
Also, you’re quite the opposite of the REAL Giratina. Both personality and funky-box-avatar-picture-thing wise.
THERE IS A REASON WHY GIRATINA IS PART GHOST TYPE, SIR THUNDURUS.
I SPEAK IN “CAPS LOCK” BECAUSE SPEAKING IN LOWERCASE IS….UNPLEASANT ON THE EARS, TO SAY THE LEAST.
IMPOSTER!!!
ANY REAL COMMENTER WOULD KNOW THAT I WOULD NEVER CALL ARCEUS “MY LORD” *shudders*
Arceus wants to be god, but fails with his derpiness.
Arceus just plain fails. Period.
POLITICALLY NEUTRAL.
SEXUALLY NEUTRAL.
UNFAILINGLY NEUTRAL.
THAT IS ME, AND YOU ARE YOU.
Yup. I got a new icon. And I called him MAH LORD because I temporarily forgot he was my dad, Imposterpants.
YOU’RE THE FAKE, AND ARCEUS IS NOT MY FATHER! I HAVE NO FATHER!
Hey dere. Dis town aint big enough for the both of us, IMPOSTERPANTS!!!!
WHO IS TRUE.
WHO IS FALSE.
WHO IS FAKE.
WHO IS REAL.
FIND OUT TONIGHT, ON ARCEUS ADVENTURES – THE ONLY SHOW MADE OF MORE FAIL THAN LIL’ BUSH.
I WAS HERE LONG BEFORE YOU! GTFO!!!
I side with the black and white Giratina. I’ve been here for quite some time as well. That green one has not.
This makes no sense.
Obviously, EVERYONE knows that the real Giratina is the one with the Black and White Icon.
I THINK WE ARE ALL BEHAVING IRRATIONALY. I AM A SMART, WELL EDUCATED AND GENERALLY NEUTRAL PERSON, SO WHAT IF THIS “IMPOSTER” IS ACTUALLY BIZARRO GIRATINA, CHILD OF BIZARRO ARCEUS? SUCH A SWEET CHILD COULD NOT HAVE BEEN BORN OF ME.
Girls’ night out? APPROVED.
I DO NOT COMPREHEND, WHAT IS THE WHOLE METHOD OF THIS “GIRLS’ NIGHT OUT?”
You’ll get it eventually, Arceus.
Go clubbing, Arceus. When you see all those girls in a corner in the not-really-cothes-but-still-clothes, you’ll know.
THE ONES THAT DO NOT DRESS AS ELOQUENTLY AS MELOETTA? CRESSELIA HAS NEVER RECOVERED FROM THAT DAY WHEN I ACCIDENTALY CREATED HER WITH A SET GENDER, BUT WITH NO MEANS TO UTILIZE HER FEMININE CHARM.
Yus, I want to go on a girl night out with Arti and Elesa <3 :D
IMPOSTER DIALGA!!!
Impostors. IMPOSTORS EVERYWHERE.
IMPOSTERS IN THE IMPOSTERS!
IMPOSTERCEPTION!!!
AT LEAST THERE ARE NO IMPOSTERS OF ME. THE IMPOSTERS KNOW BETTER THAN TO DISGUISE THEMSELVES AS I.
No, it’s just that no one wants to be you. You suck.
IT IS SAD THAT YOU CANNOT ATTACK AND ATTEMPT TO KILL ME IRL, TINA. YOU CAN ONLY RESORT TO EMOTIONALLY AND VERBALLY BULLYING ME ONLINE WITH SIR THUNDURUS BECAUSE OF ONE LITTLE MISTAKE I MADE.
WHAT IS THERE TO GAIN FROM THIS, TINA? THUNDURUS’ HEART?
I love everything about this.
They should take a vacation to Hoenn, and enjoy the right-angled beaches.
‘Cause damn, they’re cool.
Hey ditto! Stop copying my appearance!
III AAAM NOOOOOT DITTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
DITTO, PUNT THIS IMPOSTER WITH YOUR PUNTING BOOT.
Both of you are real.
Latis breed with eachother and make babies. That’s how they’ve survived so long.
And they lack the long lifespan other legendaries have.
*Transforms into punting boot* Aye capn’!
It’s a Zoroark. c:
GEN III WAS THE ONLY GENERATION WHOSE BEACHES WERE DONE RIGHT. MANY A DAY DID I FROLICK ON THE BEACHES OF FARAWAY ISLAND WITH MOTHER MEW, AND A NICE PROFESSOR NAMED FUJI CAME AND MADE MEMORIES WITH US.
Yay for Right-Angled beaches! XD Easy to please, with 90 degrees.
I HOPE MERRILY FOR THESE REMAKES, MADAM BLAZIKEN. WHAT ARE THE CHANCES OF N MAKING A RETURN IN THESE GAMES AFTER HIS FAILED SUICIDE ATTEMPT IN BLACK AND WHITE?
Hehe, you’ll get the remakes one day, hopefully. The chances of N coming back? Pretty high. I mean, he has to come back sometime.. unless pokemon’s pulling that “Leaving another great character behind” stunt.
Girl’s Night~ Girl’s Night~
Jesus, I still can’t tell one from other, that’s the problem with indentical twins, but yeah, in the official artwork Emmet does look like he would kill in your sleep but here he’s soo adorable :D
Ahaha, let’s all “ride the subway.”
Love the double entendres is this new update, haha
Elesa is being quite adorable in these last two pages.
And Elsa is a light weight…I can use this…
>_>
<_<
SHALL WE EXPECT A NUDIE POD IN THE NEXT BATCH OF STRIPS?
I WOULD LIKE HIM TO SERVE ME, A FAN.
Get in line it’s over 9000 miles long,
Just cuz your my dad doesn’t mean you get any special treatment… I APPROVE OF NUDE POD!!!!*fap*
HEY, TAKE THAT TO YOUR ROOM. O_o
Or at least let us film it!
No one want to see that, “Apple.”
I DIDN’T CREATE YOU, YOUNG ONE. IF I RECALL CORRECTLY, SIRE LANDORUS ATE OUT AN APPLE ONCE AND ATTEMPTED TO USE IT TO MAKE HIS LONELY NIGHTS SEEM LESS….LONELY. HE BREATHED LIFE INTO IT AND CREATED VICTINI, BUT ALAS, THIS ONE WAS A FAILED EXPERIMENT AND TALKED LIKE MASTER CHIEF FROM THE POPULAR WEB SERIES “ARBY N THE CHIEF.”
THIS ONE BECAME APPLE, WHILE LANDORKUS TRIED AGAIN AND CREATED A VICTORIOUS LITTLE ANGEL LIKE YOU.
I SHOULD KNOW, I’M A NOTORIOUS FACEBOOK STALKER. MOTHER MEW STILL HASN’T FRIENDED ME YET, THOUGH. :/
ALAS, I DID NOT CREATE YOU, VICTINI THE NICE ONE.
HOW FARES POOR APPLE AFTER THAT FAILED ASSISTED SUICIDE ATTEMPT?
We ate him. And saved none for you.
Correction: I ate him. And didn’t share. Or save any.
I had Thundhurrus get rid of him he got rather annoying and well yeah he was just annoying….
Sigh… Not Imposterpants again.
You are the imposter, here.
I enjoy polls, it makes me feel like I have all the answers.
THIS IS AWESOME~~~~ It’s now my headcanon that these three are all BFFs
everytime i see arti i alway mistake him for a girl XD
Maybe because maybe he is secretly could be a girl person?!?!!!?
DUNSPARCE IS A POKEMON?! oh and for the record id choose emmet WOULDNT IT BE WEIRD HAVING INGO FROWN THE WHOLE RIDE?
IT IS WHY THE “JAPANIMATION – GOLGO 13” IS POPULAR WITH THE LADIES.
MY LORD i know not of what you speak
Lenora & Elesa, you guys….. are creeps. *Frenzy Plants both of you*
Don’t dis on Lenora >:y she’s fabulous
I couldn’t agree more Latios. :D
ODD, THE ONLY UNEVOLVED STARTER POKEMON THAT CAN LEARN FRENZY PLANT IS A SPECIAL CHIKORITA IN POKEMON COLLOSSEUM/XD.
ARE YOU JEALOUS OF THAT PARTICULAR ONE, SMUGLEAF? ARE YOU….MAD, AT IT?
Dad, there’s a possibility that the trainer named their Serperior “Smugleaf” when it was still a Snivy and forgot to change its name when it evolved.
NOT REALLY, IT COULD GET ALL SMUG AND UPGRADE ITSELF TO SMUGLORD.
AS TRAINERS OF THE LINE TEND TO ANSWER TO THEM, RATHER THAN SNIVY/SERVINE/SERPERIOR ANSWERING TO THEIR TRAINERS, MANY OF THE GRASS SNAKES TEND TO RELEASE THEMSELVES IF THEY FEEL AS IF THEIR TRAINER IS NOT ON THE SAME LEVEL OF APPRECIATION WHEN IT COMES TO BATTLING AND INTELLIGENT CULTURES.
WHAT. NO. MOAR EMMETT LOVE IS NEEDED.
And just because ilu Black. I’ll go click on those ads. 2000 times. Well maybe not 2000. 100. Is that okay? But I’m not buying anything :L YOU CAN’T MAKE ME.
Ohhhh…gotta love Arti!The things I would do to him…0////w////0
THE THINGS ALL BUGS WOULD DO TO HIM. BUT WAIT, THEY’VE ALREADY DONE THAT.
Arceus help us all, I want to see Ingo and Emmet in their pretty German swimsuits!!! Please?
And will the other Musketeers and I be making an appearance?~
GWARRRRRR!
IN.
POST.
ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
…Gwar?
DUN JUGDE THE MAD
KILL THE IMPOSTER! >:D WITH FIRE XD
YOOOOU SHOULD TAAALK.
Before you jump to conclusions, its not me.
But that can only mean one thing…
I’m the imposter! YEAH!
FREE BEER FOR EVERYBODY!
I don’t drink. I’ll just have some tea.
*chugging beer* WHOOOOOOOOOOO!
Pass the beer!
Zoroark, I salute you!
I feel your pain, Virizion. An imposter of me responded here.
Dude, check out the last couple chapters. I’ve been commenting here for MONTHS. YOU are the imposter.
Black and white sprited Giratina is the real one.
I DRANK BEER ONCE.
NEVER AGAIN, SAYS DIALGA.
DITTO. STOP COPYING US LEGENDS.
Could be one of my kind, or a Zorua/Zoroark.
Or a Leafeon who took too many Rare Candies
Not me, bro.
I just illustion’d to be Latios for a while. See what it’s like… TO HAVE A FAMILY.
This whole inposter thing is probably amusing me more than it ought to be xD
YES, I WOULD ENJOY SEEING THEIR BRUDERLIEBE.
NOW, OFF I GO TO OMEGLE TO TROLL AS EMMET.
HEY! TROLL AS INGO, SACKHEAD! I’M THE ONE WHO TROLLS AS EMMET AROUND HERE!
GET BACK TO YOUR ROOM, GIRATINA. I WASN’T EVEN RAISING MY VOICE OR ANYTHING.
IMPOSTER GIRATINA!! GTFO! FIND SOME OTHER LEGENDARY TO IMPERSONATE!
Oh Elsa, you’re so silly! She reminds me of a friend when he gets tipsy. :)
IS IT WHIMSICOTT? I HEAR HE IS A BIT OF A PRANKSTER.
>_>
DON’T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT, UXIE. LOOK AT ME LIKE I AM SOME SORT OF IDIOT AND I’LL MAKE SURE YOU’LL NEVER THINK INTELLIGENTLY AGAIN. THAT DOOMED APPLE.
But you are an idiot.
CAN YOU EVER FORGIVE ME, TINA?
Lol, Elesa.
Gotta say with the twins though, I’d ride ’em both. I mean, the derpy one is just so adorable…but the scary one is also adorable in the scary way. <3
Speaking of which, I really hope we get to see the Striaton Triplets and the German Twins in bathing suits/nude~
LIKE EBONY AND IVORY, INGO AND EMMET LIVE TOGETHER IN PERFECT HARMONY. SIDE BY SIDE ON MY PIANO KEYBOARD, OH THUNDERUS, WHY CAN’T WE?
I love reading the comments, sometimes more than I enjoy the actual comic. WHAT’S WRONG WITH ME.
Does anyone know a Pokèmon not taken yet? I really want to be one, just, for the lulz. Hmmm. Not sure who thought.
LOL, nothing’s wrong. But try to enjoy the comic more, without the comic, none of us could’ve been together. I haven’t seen a lot of 3rd Gens or 4th Gens yet.. as a matter of fact, not a lot of 2nd Gens either.
If it doesn’t have to be a legendary, you could be a Charizard.
MY POKEMON BRING ALL THE NERDS TO THE YARD
Giratina used Shadow force! [One Turn Later…] It’s Super Effective! Imposterpants fainted!
I’m getting CHAINSAWING TIRED of you impersonating me!!!
WHAT IS WITH ALL THE CHAINSAWS, YOU COULD CUT SOMEONE’S HEAD OFF IN HERE.
LOL, ARCEUS! So I herd chainsaws be dangerous? XD
@Arceus: I HOPE IT’S YOURS.
GIRATINA, DO YOU NOT KNOW THAT I HAVE NINE HEADS, FOUR OF THEM ARSES.
Girls night out? I like this.
WHERE IS SKYLA?! I DEMAND SKYLA! XD
I DEMAND BRYCEN. DELICIOUS BRYCEN IS NECESSARY FOR THUNDURUS’ LIVELIHOOD, ALTHOUGH IT SEEMS AS IF HE IS AFRAID TO ADMIT IT.
BRYCEN DOES NOT APPEAL TO MY INTERESTS.
AT LEAST NOT THE ONES YOU ARE REFERRING TO.
I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW OF THE INTERESTS I AM NOT REFERRING TO, YOU BICURIOUS TRICKSTER.
BRYCEN IS NOT THE KIND OF MAN I WOULD FIND MYSELF PERVING OVER.
CHEREN IS THE KIND OF MAN I WOULD FIND MYSELF PERVING OVER. AND HAVE FOUND MYSELF PERVING OVER.
I PERVERTEDLY LIKE BOTH OF THEM, LIKE A PROPER POLITICALLY NEUTRAL LEGENDARY.
EXACTLY! I NEED MS FANSERVICE! WHEN RULE 34 ISN’T ENOUGH. DX
We need more drunk Elesa.
I want to see Black drunk. Or White drunk.
Or both.
For once, I agree with you, Imposterpants.
WILL THEY HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WHILST DRUNK?
N WON’T LIKE THAT.
They will not have sex whilst drunk. White will start beating someone up, and Black will be much easier to force into girls clothing. Also, I AM NOT THE IMPOSTER HERE!!!
How about we do this. Everyone just ignore the true Giratina Imposter(the one with the green and white icon), until it stops? Because I fear that if this goes on, there’s gonna be a real war on the comments pages.
Comment for the poll coz i dunno where to comment O.O I say YES, but then again it’s awesome as is so if it doesn’t it will be as awesome : D
Arti~<3
Black, you should hold a poll asking all of us that question!
I’d choose Emmet~
Girls night out! I love Arti so much, why couldn’t the games be more like this comic? D:
WHY COULDN’T NEON GENESIS EVANGELION HAVE MORE KAWORU X SHINJI?
So THAT’S what you’ve been doing this whole time…watching anime…….
I am not surprised.
SHINY RAYQUAZA, WOULD YOU LIKE TO PARTICIPATE IN A FLYING RACE TO PASS THE TIME UNTIL THE NEXT SPARRING MATCH? YOU NEVER ANSWERED TO MY REPLY. ;__;
Oh, I hadn’t realized….sorry about not responding then.
I’d gladly take you up on that, though I’ll let you know now that I won’t be taking it seriously…
merely because I’m just not the competitive type.
Are there any legends left? D:
I think Palkia, Dialga, and Entei are open. (Maybe not.)
They are all taken. :/
…
Hehehe~
-Spirit leaves body to spy on drunken trio-
Palkia is most definitely taken.
teeehee i love this comic. very refreshing….especially all these hilarious comments with pokemon legendaries…GREAT now i wanna them being all ridonkulous T_T
wonder if there gonna be skyla… *daydreaming of skyla in swimsuit and wihtout the swimsuit*
Aww,~ *cuddles martini*
Haaa, Arti’s so bro he rolls both ways! (…Omgaaawd, idk wut this comics doin’ 2 meh logic—)
Aaand those ((gusta!)) Black mural-thangs were pure awesome(((sauceXD)))!!!~
Heh, heh…RIDE the subway….~ <3
Lenora is my idol. I want to be her apprentice!
I wanna ride the subway now.
So do I, BUT I CAN’T!!!!!
Well I’m gonna ride the subway. All night long.
I too would like to ride the subway, if only it weren’t so haxxy.
(Oh of COURSE Pinsir, you just HAD to have Earthquake, didn’t you…)
I am Emmet und pleaze not to be dizzing zuh subvay?
(Gotta go oldschool…) “Cuz’ it’s ladies night and the feelin’s right…oh what a night!”
What’s with all the twin legendaries? There’s plenty of Pokemon to go around.
THANK MOTHER MEW THAT THERE ISN’T ANOTHER ARCEUS. UNLESS IT’S BIZARRO ARCEUS, BUT I HOPE I WON’T GET JYNXED WHEN IT COMES TO THAT.
It even if what a female arceus? *eye lash wink*
Dear god , I’m a DERP for grammar sometimes. *even if it was a female arceus?*
SILLY PERSON, I AM NOT MALE, NOR AM I FEMALE.
I’m not a person, I’m clearly a DERP. If you have no gender , then why call you father?
THE SAME REASON WHY I CALL MEW MOTHER MEW, I WANT MY CHILDREN TO GROW UP IN HAPPY, LOVING CONDITIONS.
GAFDSADFGHJKL; LENORA. Oh, how I’ve missed you~ I love these three together, pff.
Vhat? Vhat? Vhy do jou all zhink I vill kill jou?
Because you’re German. And a derp.
I don’t think you would, Emmet. Under all that serious, there is.. happiness. =D
And Bruderlibe.
YOU ARE EMMET AND THAT MAKES ME HAPPY. DO YOU SAY I AM EMMET IN MOST OF YOUR SENTENCES?
I am Emmet and I do zay zhat~!! :D
HURRAH, LET US HAVE A WILD BEACH PARTY IN NIMBASA, WITH YOUNGSTER JOEY AND CHARLES THE HEARTBREAKER, WE WILL STEAL ALL OF THE PEOPLES’ HEARTS AND BREAK THEM LIKE TOP PERCENTAGE CHAPS.
Mmm, okay! I zhink zhat vill be fine~ I vill bring zome sandviches too~
Arceus! Is mew the creator of you or are you the creator of Mew?!
No one knows.
MOTHER MEW IS THE CREATOR OF ME, THAT IS WHY I AM BETTER THAN ALL THE OTHER LEGENDARIES.
So…..if you’re a god and Mother Mew created you…….what does that make Mew?
WHAT THE CHRIST SUPERSTAR.
I can’t vait zeh next page. ;_;
Bruder! ;w; They like jou more zehn me!!
I LIKE YOU BOTH, AND I WOULD MAKE YOU MY HUMAN WHORES IF THERE WASN’T 58,986,202,411 16 YEAR OLD GIRLS WHO ARE DOING THAT ALREADY.
Mein Gott. -strained smile- …Danke…?
GO ONWARDS INTO THE WORLD, MASTERS INGO AND EMMET, AND DO NOT FORGET TO BRING CONDAMNS.
-salutes- :D
Why an I not in Unova? ;_;
you’re from Hoenn.
Kirlia, 3rd Gen was obviously the best. Unova doesn’t have Right-Angled beaches. D:< Unless you'd rather go to one of the 3 fail lakes there. Because that's all they have in Unova.
I agree. Hoenn is way cooler. Unova doesn’t even have a volcano, does it?
We have a cave with floating electromagnetic rocks.
Fuck everything in every other region, New Isshunorkva wins because of that.
But Isshunokva doesn’t have a Safari Zone like Kanto, does it?
iShhunova doesn’t have gambling, either.
Except those two things actually make it pretty great.
orange islands fornever, pink pokemon ahoy
DON’T YOU MEAN SINNOH? I AM ASHAMED OF MY BIRTH REGION, WHY COULD I HAVE NOT BEEN BORN IN HOENN LIKE ANY OTHER RESPECTABLE LEGENDARY.
…Because you’re not from Unova?
EMMET. EMMET. EMMET.
I love him to death. To be able to stare into dem eyes….
I’d be in heaven~
<3
I HAVE SUB-ALBUMS DEDICATED TO HIM, BUT UNFORTUNATELY THERE IS A LACK OF TASTEFUL SHIRTLESS PICTURES. CAN SOMEONE HELP ME WITH THIS DILEMMA?
… -creeped out smile-
Just ignore him. He’s criminally insane.
YOUR SMILE IS ALWAYS CREEPY, MASTER EMMET. THERE IS NO NEED TO TYPE IN SUCH AN ACTION.
*throws Giratina’s CPU out the window*
-backs away slowly- I am Emmet und you are being zort of… how vould you zay….? Oh, uhm. Jou are being razher ‘superstitious’. :)
Karp karp.
-pokes-
HERACROSS GETS NO LOVE.
I CREATED YOU FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF MURDERING THAT PSYCHOTIC LOON DARKRAI.
YOU FAILED ME.
I think that you should’ve died in pokemon movie that you were in,and there are there more than one legendaries.(has a trainer with 8 PC boxes full of Arceus) :[
YOU ARE INSANE, DARKRAI. BECAUSE OF YOU I ALMOST DIED AND THAT DETESTABLE SKANK DAWN SURVIVED WITH NO INJURIES. YOU SHALLOW TWAT!
HERACROSS TRIED HARD. Then Darkrai asked me to smell his cologne. HERACROSS IS POLITE… it was chloroform. FORGIVE ME FATHER.
I AM A HER YOU ****** ******* ************ ********* ************ ************* .
I STILL LOVE YOU!
I haven’t seen any Scyther love, however.
Why don’t we glitches get any respect?
I RESPECT YOU, UNCLE MISSINGNO.
Nods head
I respect you…
…what relation are we again?
ALWAYS VAGUE ANSWER.
ALWAYS.
I like how Elesa tries to finish her drink.
Don’t you mean start?
IM GOING TO COMMENT HERE INSTEAD DUE TO THE VAST AMONT OF COMMENTS IN UNRELATED MAKE IT HARD TO LOAD
Unrelated is now pointless.
poor emmet dont worry you have fans……well i guess
mmm I wanna ride the subway too
poor little Emmet, why no love for him ;n;
My answer is Emmet.
I think ya’ll know I’m a fangirl but DAMMIT DEM SUBVAY GERMANS~
what better way to ride the subway lol
Ahahahaha, I’d love to be friends with those three so much.