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XYVENTURES 
Now I want icecream :(
IF THAT IS WHAT YOU WANT FATHER, THEN I SHALL OBTAIN SOME FOR YOU. EVERYONE, CAN YOU PLEASE MENTION WHAT FLAVOURS YOU WANT SO I CAN PURCHASE THEM FOR YE? I AM IN A BELEVOLENTLY NEUTRAL PHASE TODAY.
Die.
Can I has what he has having?
DYE FLAVOUR? THE SCENE-EMO SUBCULTURE HAS IT’S PROS AND CONS, BUT HONESTLY MY GUT SAYS MAYBE ON THE WHOLE SUBJECT.
Hmm.. Sherbert! La~
I has want to change my order. Now want chicken flavor please?
How about you try to look after the Legendaries, ALL of them in one place, so you get the tiniest idea what it was like for me to babysit them all?
HERE ARE YOUR FLAVORS, EVERYONE.
DYE FOR GIRATINA, SHERBERT FOR BLAZIKEN, CHICKEN FOR SKITTY, SEA SALT FOR THE KINGDOM HEARTS HEATHEN AND VANILLITE FOR BOTH MEWS AND ME.
HURRAH TO BLACK ADVENTURES!
*waves* hey.. uhm.. I’m not a legendary but… can I have Rocky Road if you have any to spare?
*le take* Thanks, Arceus! *omnomnom* Good thing I can’t get brain freeze.
ROCKY ROAD IS THE FLAVOR WITH MARSHMALLOWS AND CHOCOLATE, CORRECT? I AM MORE OF A PHISH FOOD PERSON, BUT OH WELL.
*prances off and back in the space of 0.0e seconds*
HERE YOU GO, I MADE SURE IT DIDN’T MELT.
Can I have blue rasberry?
Triple Chocolate chunk
Arceus you are his Father.
You don’t know how many Vanillite are sacrificed for your ice cream needs.
I just want sea-salt flavored ice cream.
Vanillite only look like icecream and were named after icecream, not the other way around
Not true. Vanillites are delicious. So are Cherubi pies and Triopus Fruit….don’t look at me like that, they were there and I was hungry.
Another three forms on my ‘not to transform into near other Legendaries’ list
You also might want to add spoink, deerling, and miltank (bacon, venison, and beef).
*Ahem* Tauros also.
And all small-ish birds
You forgot tepig, the revolutionary bacon that cooks itself!
Hey guys, what are you talking aboudfdjkndnnnnerrnnjxjorncxndmkerrorerrorerrorerror
Comrades, it appears that the Missingno. life form is malfunctioning. Shall I fix him?
u know from tat guys face in last panel…its he WANTS to rape his brother O_O
no, he’s going to strangle his brother so much that his head flies off
My head will reattach itself.
Strangling Thundlor! The fun that reattaches itself so you can do it again and again!
It’s like one of those stress things that you squeeze to relieve stress, except in this case it’s strangling it. Which is sort of the same thing, in a way.
…
^That’s true.
Well, I can’t say I particularly mind Thundhurrus, though he’s definitely a pervert. So long as he keeps it to the females, I don’t really care. Though Landorkus seems ready to flip his shit.
On another note, I wonder what flavour ice cream that is.
I say it’s some kinda sherbert.
Sea Salt of course, what other flavor is there?
Go ask Axel, though I’m not entirely sure your lot have any ice cream other than sea salt.
… I like salt on a lot of things, but ice cream ain’t one of them.
Y salt on Ice cream? Ruins the flavor, doesn’t it..?
Sea salt ice cream is a blue popsicle that is sweet and salty. From what I hear it tastes rather good, actually.
A Casteliacone perhaps? It is Tuesday.
Or maybe sea-salt ice cream.
Win.
VANILLITE’S FLAVOUR IS DELICIOUS, AS UNLIKE REGULAR ICE-CREAM IT PROVIDES PROTEIN ALONG WITH THE SUGARY DAIRY GOODNESS.
OH DEAR LORD WHAT.
POKEMON ARE FRIENDS, NOT FOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Silly human youth, There is nothing wrong with pokemon eating pokemon. What did you think we survived on, sunshine and happiness? Why just the other day I ate a Ratata that belonged to some joey boy, it’s flavor was in the top percentile.
Not in the show.
In the show, everyone is an herbivore…
… Even Grass types.
… Which would make them cannibals…
…?
And in the show, the main character has been 10 for at least 2 years.
Your point?
I believe you’re a decade or so, my perverse floating friend.
When did I ever say there was one?
The show makes little sense.
CAN YOU NOT SEE? AS I LICK THE VANILLITE DOWN TO IT’S DOOM, IT REMAINS BLISSFULLY UNAWARE AND BELIEVES THAT I AM JUST BEING FRIENDLY.
CRUEL, BUT THEN AGAIN, I AM SURE THAT THEY CAN REGENERATE THEMSELVES AFTER MILLIONS OF YEARS OF EVOLUTION.
Hmmm. So the creatures of this world must derive sustenance from each other?
*grows a hideous toothy maw*
Perhaps I should attempt to live off of other life forms. I shall start with a Vanillite, as previously suggested.
Omg this comic. xD I love it! And I love you. :D
Just a few more inches, Landorkus. You’re so cloooose. inches, man.. *anticipation*
DO IT AND FINALLY BE HAPPY!!!
Do it! Not like he’ll die though… …Father knows that I tried with Time Lord Dialgaga…
I do not approve.
More like Dilaga. BUT IT’S K, DIALGA’S COOL XD
I DID NOT KNOW, PALKIA.
PLEASE, TELL ME MORE.
FENNEL = TOO OLD
-derp face-
Age is irrelevant, it’s all about looks.
As a wise person once said.. Age before Beauty. .o.
That person was probably just a cake eater.
Oh my. *Has so much weird advice from over the treacherous years* XD
Fennel be sexy in that bikini there. But still derpy.
DoitLandorkusDOIT.
I like Landorus in this.
Juniper, that is clearly a munna-patterned pool.
Hah, Thundhurrus you pervert. I must admit though, Fennel and Juniper look quite nice in those swimsuits.
*facepalm* Honessssstly. Thundhurrussssss and Landorukussssss. You’re worssssssse than my ssssssissssstersssss when they get a new hero that actually is quite attractive to look at.
*whistles innocently*
Don’t you whisssstle young lady. You’re worsssssse than Zeky
>p
I thought I raised you better than that, Reshiram
I SUPPOSE N AND BLACK ARE NOT UP TO THEIR STANDARD PAR. A SHAME, READING THROUGH THEIR ADVENTURES HAS CAUSED ME TO DEVELOP A SORT OF FONDNESS FOR THEM.
Black, yes. N, not so much.
*puts hand on Kyurem’s shoulder after giggling* It’ll be ok. Besides, you know he’s pretty attractive! XD
I’ll just consider consider that a compliment. Thanks Kyurem!
at least, new pages of the comic, and thundurrus, you are such a huge perv
You’re JUST NOW realizing this?
How chainsawing stupid are you?
Ah.. maybe he came in a little bit late. *thumbs up at Genosect* Better late than never! XD
Aren’t you suppose to have a German accent, Main Fuhrer?
*it’s “mein Führer”
Sorry. I guess you could say I’m a bit of a… grammer Nazi ;D
*plays drum riff* XD
That one was actually pretty good, wasn’t it?
It was legit enough for a high-5. *high-5* XD
Dooeeeeett Landorkus, your consious commands you!
No derp forum :( a real forum please!
What is sexy? :3c
Duke Devlin?
THIS
SECONDED (YGOTAS ROCKS!)
I AM MORE OF A JOEY PERSON, AND IN THE NEAR FUTURE I WOULD LIKE TO SEE HIM DRESS UP AS A STOUTLAND.
WHO’S THAT MOKEMON?
Baby don’t tease me (dont tease me) no more.
*Insert music and repeated head-tilting here*
Johnny Depp?
I am, obviously.
Ha. Thundachin and Landy-cakes make me giggle.
Thundurus is my spirit animal.
What’s a “aminal”?
MINE IS EVERYTHING, BECAUSE THEY ALL HAVE THEIR OWN MERITS.
Mine is Rayquaza.
Yeah.
My spirit animal is Jack Rakan. It’s exclusive to me because I’m so derpy.
Yeah.
Very awesome spirit animal.
It’s the reason why I’m a game-breaker.
(Un)fortunately, the programmers toned me down for the games.
My animal spirit Tyler Durden!!!
My spirit Human is Jane Lynch.
Humans are still animals.
I say tomato, you say tom-ato. I say Thundurus, you say ThundHURRus.
I say human, you say animal.
Your point?
Just making sure we all know that humans are animals.
Worry no more. I was well aware of it, but I prefer to call them by their species name.
It’s just like saying…. “My spirit monkey is Koko the Gorilla” same difference… there’s a wide variety of one species and I snagged one. Don’t hate just because Koko is the best damn sign language gorrilla you will ever see.
My spirit animal is.. MY trainer.. *dark shade envelopes face* …so yeah. Fun stuff! XD
What the what?
didja like your trainer or not?! All those ambiguous replies. ARG.
My spirit human is my human forme.
I don’t feel very interesting. >:(
*the dark shade still remains* I did love her. But, I must focus on the main objective.. *shakes head* TO HAVE FUN! XD Don’t worry, Rayquaza. You’re interesting. XD
Hmm… I was interesting a few years ago when I was awakened to stop Kyogre and Groudon from fighting/ destroying the Hoenn region. Again. Now I’m just there. But I have a feeling that I’ll get my old glory back, someday soon. >:3
I can have any Spirit form, or Human form, since, well, I’m Me.
MEEEEEWW you’re hurting others’ FEEEEEELIIIIINGGGS.
I raised you since you hatched. After all you put me through, I think it’s fair to hurt your feelings now and again especially since I’m normally nice
No one raised me. T_T
So many legendaries on this page. O_O All hypocrites. XD
WE ARE NOT CRITICAL HIPPOS.
*ba-dum-tish*
Reshiram is a master of percussion.
*bows*
*Polite applause*
I don’t know about that. -insert troll face here-
Hippos don’t manage critical hits often unless attacking from above.
Or unless using Earthquake.
Or Heavy Slam.
The Heavy was attacking the Spy who stole his Sandvich
You lost me.
The Heavy was a Spy.
*Medic facepalms and proceeds to call everyone Dummkopfs* XD
I never really was on your side!
i am now mindmelding with thundurus
i’m not sure how to feel about this
Neither am I.
You should be VERY disturbed
Prepare to be mind raped into oblivion…
Isn’t Victinis supposed to are nice? :(((( Why you this way?
You’ve obviously never talked with Apple.
He got eaten. Tasted like oranges, ironically.
I BELIEVE HE COMMITTED ASSISTED SUICIDE BY PROXY OF MISSINGNO DUE TO ME SEVERELY RESTRICTING IT’S PSYCHIC ABILITIES. IT COULD DO NOTHING MORE THAN TROLL AT THAT POINT.
ALSO, IN MY OPINION IT TASTED MORE LIKE MACAROONS THAN AN ACTUAL APPLE OR AN ORANGE.
No, I deep fried him and ate him.
And saved none for me?
Thundachin, you make me sad.
You disappeared, and deep fried Apple is only good fresh.
His brother will kill him X”D
He can kill me, but I won’t die from it.
I love the derp faces! xD
I love this comic! Gets better and better every time! I love how Landorkus is really pervy! It made my day full of smiles!
How is Landorkus being pervy?
Are you sure you didn’t confuse him with me?
Ingo and Emmet have appeared in the anime! If they’re not totally German, I will be disappoint.
Agree. The anime is in much need of their Bruderliebe.
Then again, most anime would much improve with a bit of Bruderliebe…
BEST WISHES IS A DELIGHTFUL SERIES WITH LITTLE TO NO FILLER, AND THE FILLER THAT HAS BEEN SEEN IS CHOCK FULL OF CHARACTER INTERACTIONS AND ENJOYABLY WHOLESOME ENTERTAINMENT. IF I WAS NOT HIDEOUSLY GENDEST/IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH MELOETTA I WOULD MAKE MISS BIANCA MY GODDESS.
ARCEUS, YOU COWARD! ARE YOU NOT PREPARED TO BE WIPED OFF OF THE FABRIC OF THIS REALITY? IF THAT’S THE CASE, PREPARE YOURSELF! THE STAIN THAT IS YOU SHALL BE CLEANSED BY THE CLEANER THAT IS ME!
I think there’s a queue for that…
Thund, that was either the best drunk quote or the worst poem. You should be proud.
DO YOU THINK THAT A MERE LECHEROUS DRUNKEN GENIE LIKE YOU WILL OVERPOWER AND DESTROY ME? THAT HONOUR HAS BEEN RELEGATED TO GIRATINA, SHOULD S/HE STOP ACTING LIKE A WHINY BITCH OVER ME FORGETTING TO UNLOCK HIR BEDROOM DOOR WHEN I GROUNDED HIR. THEN AGAIN, WEREN’T THERE WINDOWS IN HIR ROOM? IS S/HE THAT UNINTELLIGENT?
MEW, WHY DO YOU MISTREAT ME SO? ALL YOU HAVE EVER GIVEN ME UP TO THIS POINT IS LOVE AND KINDNESS, AND IN RETURN I AM ETERNALLY GRATEFUL. YOU EVEN LET ME CALL YOU MOTHER AND NEVER LEFT MY SIDE FOR THE FIRST FEW THOUSAND YEARS SINCE MY BIRTH, SO WHY ABANDON ME NOW?
….ARE YOU EVEN MOTHER MEW?
ONE, I’M NOT DRUNK. TWO, I’M NOT A FUCKING GENIE. THREE, I WILL DESTROY YOU BECAUSE YOU EXIST, AND AS LONG AS YOU HAVE AN EXISTENCE IN THIS REALITY, I WILL DESTROY IT.
NOW EAT THIS!
THUNDAAAA…
DORRIRRRRRRRUUUUU…
BUREEEEEEEEEEKKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*GIANTDRILLOFELECTRICITYZOMGWTFBBQ*
*Traps Thundhurrus and his drill in an invincibubble* Thundurus, you need to have a time out.
*sigh* Sorry, Arceus, guess all those years of stress are starting to take their toll
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
YOU THINK AN INVINCIBUBBLE CAN HOLD ME? BREAKING OUT OF INVINCIBUBBLES IS CHILDSPLAY FOR ME!
*Drill pierces the invincibuble and destroys it*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*creates another one* And?
*Breaks through it again effortlessly*
AND THAT. HOWEVER, SINCE THIS WILL KEEP REPEATING ITSELF ENDLESSLY, I THINK I’LL HAVE TO STEP UP MY GAME SO I CAN REACH MY TARGET.
*Creates a ring of Black Holes around Mew*
HAVE FUN PREVENTING YOURSELF FROM BEING TORN TO PIECES BY THOSE BLACK HOLES, EVEN YOUR INVINCIBUBBLE WILL HAVE TROUBLE HANDLING THAT!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*sighs* Really, Thundathighs? *stirs up massive storms around the black holes, dwarfing them* Everyone knows I’m the more desirable of the Unova electric type legendaries. “Ultimate cheat code or not”.
You should let mother Mew be.
ZEKROM, YOU DARE CONTEST WITH ME!?
I WILL DESTROY YOU! YOU ARE NOT DERPY ENOUGH TO HARM ME! TAKE THIS, MY MOTHERFUCKING STORM OF DERPITY!
*derp storm of DOOOOOOOOOOOM*
BESIDES, MEW STEPPED IN TO DEFEND AGAINST ARCEUS, WHOM I’M PRETTY SURE PRACTICALLY EVERY LEGENDARY, MINUS MEW, MEWTWO, AND GENOSECT, WANT GONE.
SERIOUSLY, WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU STOPPING ME? I KNOW THAT DEEP DOWN SOMEWHERE INSIDE, YOU WANT HIM GONE ALMOST HALF AS MUCH AS ME.
*teleports out of both easily*
1) Not ‘Mother Mew’. I know it has alliteration, but I’m a guy!
2) I knew I shouldn’t have dropped you accidentally on the head so many times. The times on purpose are still worth it though
*SNIFF*
I AM GOING TO FIND MEWTWO, MAYBE HE WILL UNDERSTAND MY SORROW OVER THESE RECENT REVELATIONS.
ALSO, I BELIEVE THAT IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT SIR THUNDURUS IS NOT A VERY NICE LEGENDARY. WHO BIRTHED SUCH A CREATURE?
He’s your illegitimate son from that Hooker Jinx. AND I AM NOT A WHINY BITCH!!! THE ‘WINDOWS’ YOU SPEAK OF WERE LOCKED FROM THE OUTSIDE! *RAGE*
I don’t know why but.. *hugs everyone, even Arceus* Let’s all just relax and watch some slash fics. XDD
WE CAN DO THAT AFTER I KILL ARCEUS.
UNFORTUNATELY, THAT IS NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN.
MY BST = 720.
YOUR BST = 580.
THE DIFFERENCE IS STAGGERING.
ARE YOU GOING BY GAME STATS?
BECAUSE EVERYONE KNOWS THAT THOSE ARE TOTAL BULLSHIT.
YOU ONLY THINK THEY ARE BULLSHIT BECAUSE THEY ARE TRUE.
*throws a Stone Plate at him*
*Breaks stone plate with horn*
THEY ARE BULLSHIT BECAUSE THEY HAD TO TONE DOWN A LOT OF POKEMON’S STATS.
AND ALSO BECAUSE THEY DON’T CALCULATE FOR MY DERPINESS OR ANY OF THE CHAINSAWING AWESOME THINGS I DO.
I… have no words for this page. But I do. I just don’t know how to express them.
Also, WATER FIGHT BETWEEN JUNIPER AND FENNEL. COMMENCE.
So much derp in one day. I will await the glorious derpforum, because derp is good. derp.
MOUNTAIN MEW, ARE YOU MALE TOO?
Maybe.
I think I exploded at all teh stupidity of Thunderprus;; P:
Can’t wait to see more!
IT’S “THUNDHURRUS” YOU BLEEDIN’ IDJIT!
Actually. I quite like Thunderpuss. Or.. just Thunderpus.
*le shrug*
No offense or nothin’~
But it sounds like a cat. Or like pus made of thunder
I AM NOT A CAT! OR PUS!
(S)he’s right. (S)he isn’t a cat or a pus.
(S)he’s a genie.
I AM NOT A GENIE EITHER!
WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH YOU PEOPLE AND CALLING MY TRIO GENIES!? WE DON’T FUCKING GRANT WISHES, WHICH IS PRETTY MUCH THE DEFINING CHARACTERISTIC WITH GENIES!
I MEAN, FUCK! IT’S RIDICULOUS! AND STUPID!
I WILL SAY THIS BEFORE ANY FANART OF SIR THUNDURUS IN I DREAM OF JEANIE SITUATIONS COMES UP; I BELIEVE THAT FANART OF SIR THUNDURUS IN I DREAM OF JEANIE SITUATIONS IS WARRANTED.
Thundurus just forever scares me ; w ; -feels so tempted to release mine for the safety of my Foxy Brown-
Oh my goodness I can’t resist not commenting anymore.(flails and dies)I love you Writer-Black!(tries to huggle)Sorry,but,that’s what I had to say…
Question,how do you make an account anyways(dies again)
So um,KILL YOUR PERVERTED BROTHER,GROUNDUS,KILL HIM!Ahem…this was the Eevee(swishes tail)Who want’s to live…(hides)
Groundus?
That’s just sad.
*facepalm* Eevee.. Landorkus, not Groundus.. x-x;
Oh leave it alone.. it’s new to this. *pulls Eevee out of hiding and pets it (in hooman form(see reshi’s gigjinka art))* When the time comes you should totally choose to transform into a Jolteon~
You wouldn’t be able to pet Eevee anymore if Eevee becomes a Jolteon.
Lots and lots of spikes.
Umbreon stinks, so no to that.
Flareon are fluffy, but useless in battle.
I say Glaceon. At least they’re cute with their little hats.
> v<
Yeah, but the fur only gets spikey when they’re in battle because of all the static electricity… which doesn’t bug me so much for obvious reasons. It’ll relax when it’s not battling. *pets more*
What about Leafeons, Vaporeons, and Espeons? I personally have a distaste for Ice tyes…
Well, Leafeon do smell quite pleasant, like fresh cut grass. You’re not allergic to that, are you?
Espeon will probably have an overload from trying to read our minds. I don’t want Espeon’s brain to go “boom.”
I think you know my personal beef with Vaporeon, though.
Ah… i see.
but– on second thought… this little eevee might make a fine Vaporeon! What is your nature little eevee?
Bah. Figures.
You’re always out to get me!
IT’S ALWAYS THE FUCKING SAME!
First, you try to steal my hero, now you’re out to evolve an Eevee against me.
ALWAYS. THE. FUCKING. SAME!
Always. *curls up next to black* hey, i’m the same color as your name~ be my hero <3
But hey~ that's what little sisters are for right? Sibling rivalry and all that. Reshiram you're too nice~ (ooc: Zeki sided with the younger of the two brother right..? Or is Bulbapedia being tricksy?)
*solving this the easy way. takes both Black and the eevee and walks away*
Aw.. Kyurem! not fair. I was just gonna tell it to evolve into a Jolteon >;c and I was only teasing big sister reshi. Can I have them back now?? It wouldn’t make a good vaproeon if is isn’t bold anyway.. ;-;
Kyurem cheated, good job. XD Not supposed to just take them! XDD
Nope. Mine now. All Umbreonssssss bitchessss
*glares then begins lobbing thunder stones at the eevee* IF YOU EAT THAT LITTLE THING, KYUREM, I SWEAR– I’LL FIND ANOTHER ONE AND MAKE IT INTO A FLAREON JUST FOR YOU.
*pokes at Reshi* Don’t be mad, sis. Zeky was only kidding.
*eats it in spite*
D8<
AW HELL NAW.
o Ao
… YOU MONSTER!
Oh hell yessssss. Everytime you fight over ssssssomething. I will take it and mosssssst likely EAT IT. UNDERSSSSSTAND? That goessss for you too Ressssshy
Reshi? Do you think you could melt his ass? I can back you up if necessary.
(wait… I accidentally used my brother’s email >>; ignore that please. this computer hates me.)
*looks at Kyurem with a death glare* My twin is an Eevee, and she wouldn’t approve of such nonsence. (DON’T ASK. THINGS HAPPENED.) I’ll burn him for you, Zekrom. Prepare for the void, Kyurem.. *uses Fire Blast*
*answering machine* We’re sorry but the Kyurem you are trying to reach is not available, please try again later *Foe Kyurem has fled*
*evil grin* I should’ve figured. I didn’t think a legendary would run from a starter, but.. I guess it happened. *sits down, then takes out a sheet of paper* Looks like an auto-win!~
GAH! Curse you, Voice message!!
…watching Kyurem eat that Eevee made me hungry. Someone get me a Spoink, I want some bacon.
*Gives BACON STRIPS* *Gives BACON STRIPS* *Gives BACON STRIPS*
*Gives BACON STRIPS* *Gives BACON STRIPS* *Gives BACON STRIPS*
*Gives BACON STRIPS* *Gives BACON STRIPS* *Gives BACON STRIPS*
*Gives BACON STRIPS* *Gives BACON STRIPS* *Gives BACON STRIPS*
*Gives BACON STRIPS* *Gives BACON STRIPS* *Gives BACON STRIPS*
OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM. I loves me some bacon. Thank you Thundhurrus!
…I don’t know how to respond to that without destroying something.
*un-mindly eats an item I created,Awesome Revive,comes back to life,crawls out of Kyuren’s mouth,shakes spit off fur*I cheat,and I called it Groundous cause I had a dumb moment and forgot how to spell Landorkus*flails*Oh,and,it’s between Unbreon and Leafeon,I’m so torn…
XD *thumbs up at Eevee* Nice cheats! Glad you aren’t dead. Now if you would kindly point me to where you saw Kyurem last, I can melt- I mean say hello. =D Also, the color green is awesome. .o. Just saying.
I say Jolteon. *picks it up and pets* Glad you’re back >u<
Umbreon.
Do it.
I like Umberon’s design. It’s just too bad that they have a limited movepool. Plus they sweat poison. Do you want to sweat poison, dear little Eevee?
Sweating poison sounds scaring,but this will be decided later…
You could stay an Eevee. Just don’t go Jolteon. Raikou was a Jolteon once, and I don’t need another Raikou running about in case one of the legendaries decides to use their powers to make you became whatever Entei, Suicune and Raikou are.
Hehe, I plan on staying an Eevee anyways, to many decisions.
RIP Thunderus. D:
I’LL NEVER DIE, EVEN IF I AM KILLED!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
The comments page in the comic!?
What is the world coming to!?
Za warudo izzu kamming tu an endo.
The world is coming to the realization that sanity is not quite here anymore. xD
What is this “sanity” you speak of?
I think is a new type of the foods??
No, no…I think it was a book series…
When was it ever here?
LOL! *high-5’s Registeel* You’re right! XD
*Returns Hi-5*
I am pleased with this development between Juniper and Fennel and wish to see it continue.
got dommit Landorkus, don’t interrupt the fun D:
Thundurus is my favorite now.
:D
Ive been thinking. Why are water types weak to electric types? Shouldn’t it be the other way around? I mean.. if you throw some water onto an electrically powered thing it’ll kill that thing. Generally… in Water v. Electric.. water wins, amirite?
Just saying.
Well, it comes from the fact that water is traditionally associated with being a good conductor of electricity. While pure water is actually a rather poor conductor, it still proves to be a hazard nonetheless in lightning storms. If anything, Steel should be weak to Electric due to metals being exceptional conductors in many cases.
Water-types mostly stay in bodies of water.
Electricity hits water.
Everything in body of water is electrocuted.
Being electrocuted cooks your insides.
Living things that get cooked alive tend to die.
…fried fish. *Starts salivating*
Want some Magikarp, Giratina? I know to how to.. cook em’ just right.. XD
Magikarp are just scales and bone.
Even if you CAN cook them “just right”, they’re still gonna break your teeth.
Seriously, didn’t you see episode 29 of Pokemon season 1?
Well, that just means.. you’ve gotta have strong teeth. Teeth that can chew through asphalt. *drinks an entire gallon of milk* YEAH, CALCIUMM!
Sometimes I wonder about you guys. It’s a bit difficult to tell who you really hate and who you’re only at odds with for the moment. Really, first you’re at each others necks, then you’re inviting each other to dinner.
We’re all just one big dysfunctional family really. The one thing we have in common at least is that we all are fans of Author Black and this comic.
Yup! We all love each other somehow! (I would hope.) It’s funny.. Author!Black brought us together. XD
True dat….
would you like a slice of pie? *slices a cherry pie and hands it to registeel*
Why thank you Victini, that was very nice of you!
*Takes the pie graciously*
Is that Cherubi pie?! WANT.
Pfft…I love Tornadus in that last panel. XD
Tornadus hasn’t appeared yet.
He has.
In spirit.
But Pod isn’t there either
SHIT THOSE TWO ARE HILARIOUS.
ENTERTAIN ME, KAMI TRIO.
-N
AWWW JUNIPER AND FENNEL~
Did anyone notice that Fennel has black hair and wore a black bikini, while Juniper has her hair colored in white and wears a white swimsuit? It’s literally Black and White.
GOOD FOR YOU.
do not insult the ladies with your faggotry!
Do it Landorous KILL HIM! KILL HIM ALIVE! ooh look ice cream
Finally… Me Gusta…
Can I have some Ice cream?
Oh god, Landorus’s expressions are perfect.
Landorkus looks like he’s about to brutally butcher Thundhurrus.
Also, that is one tiny Garbordor. D’aww.