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XYVENTURES 
sooo many words…
Oh my gosh… are these being posted as I am typing?
Quantum Physics explains everything!
I-is this really reply number three? * v *
On that note…Panel number three. Oh, my Arceus.
It’s actually number four.
Fuck my life.
The one number I’m phobic of.
MTE, PROFESSOR. I like the way this is going.
Am I the only one that enjoys reading panels with a lot of text? >_> IDK, they’re my favorites.
Man-made Pokemon /fuck/
Well it has happened before with Porygon, Mewtwo and Castform.
Oh Juniper you so Slowpoke~
Castform?
Oh yes, It’s mentioned in R/S/E that the Weather Institute created a Pokemon that can control the weather.
I’m curious what this might mean for Foongus…es. Unlike Voltorbs they look like they actually developed through evolution an actual camouflage defensive method (except it actually makes trainers accidentally go after them but whatev).
I want to know what this means for the Magne-mons.
I mean, Magnezone looks like a freaking UFO.
Maybe it’s what Clefairies and Elgyem came down to Earth/Pokéworld in?
Landerpus doesn’t care about manufactured Pokemon.
He just doesn’t care.
FOR CHAINSAWING CHAINSAW’S SAKE, HIS NAME IS LANDORKUS.
ALL YOU MOTHERCHAINSAWERS KEEP GETTING BOTH HIS AND TORNERDEUCE’S CHAINSAWING NAMES WRONG DESPITE THE FACT THAT THE COMMENTS ON MANY A PAGE ARE FILLED WITH THEIR CHAINSAWING NAMES.
*Backs out of room slowly*
FOR ONCE I AGREE WITH YOUR CHAINSAWING STATEMENT.
*Pulls out tranq gun* Calm down Thundhurrus. Remember what happened last time you went on a rampage. You don’t want another pwning by Kcalb, do you?
SHUT THE CHAINSAW UP, LAST TIME I WAS UNPREPARED FOR THAT MOTHERCHAINSAWER. THIS TIME I’M PREPARED, SO THAT CHAINSAWER BETER BE READY TO GET HIS ASS WHOOPED.
ALSO, YOUR TRANQUILIZERS ARE USELESS BECAUSE I HAVE FREE CONTROL OVER EVERYTHING IN MY BODY BECAUSE OF MY CHAINSAWING AWESOME ELECTRICITY POWERS. I CAN PRETTY MUCH OVERRIDE THE CHAINSAWING TRANQUILIZER WITH A CHAINSAWLOAD OF ADRENALINE.
*Replaces tranq gun and pulls out water gun* Water shorts out electricity. Now CALM THE CHAINSAW DOWN YOU CHAINSAWING DERPFEST!
YOU’RE IN MORE DANGER THAN ME.
WATER CONDUCTS ELECTRICITY. MY ELECTRICITY WILL GO STRAIGHT INTO YOUR WATERGUN.
ALSO, MY ELECTRICITY IS ALSO ON FIRE WITH FLAMES SO HOT THAT WATER WILL EVAPORATE BEFORE IT EVEN TOUCHES ME.
ALSO ALSO, I’M VERY FAST. THE LIKELINESS OF YOU ACTUALLY HITTING ME IS LOW.
*Murp summons Arceus*
You aren’t god. You are merely a Legendary Pokemon. No matter how strong you are, Arceus can still destroy you.
I DO NOT BELIEVE IN ARCEUS’ EXISTENCE. I ALSO DO NOT BELIEVE ARCEUS WOULD BE SUMMONED BY THE LIKES OF YOU IF IT REALLY DID EXIST, WHICH IT DOESN’T.
ALSO, BEING DESTROYED MEANS NOTHING TO ME. IF YOU WERE TO HAVE ARCEUS WRITE ME OUT OF EXISTENCE I WOULD WILL MYSELF STRAIGHT BACK JUST SO I COULD BEAT THE TWO OF YOU SENSELESS.
Okay, this is ridiculous. I’m done reasoning with you. Here’s a tray of cookies and some milk, so please calm down.
How can you be done..?
You never tried Chuck Norris .-. or his pet goldfish…
N’s face.
That is all.
Lol N, never heard of Porygon, huh?
Then again, Pokedex articles have been said to have been written by 10-year-olds…
Written by 10-year- olds? That explains SO much.
N’s back to his usual PETA self. <3
PETA kills quite a lot of animals, actually…
I’m not saying PETA is a good thing…
Perhaps, but it’s not always intentionally.
… It makes so much sense. Black, I’m amazed at what you do with plot points from the BW games, elements from the entire Pokémon universe, your own at-first-glance-completely-and-delightfully-random plot, and tie it all together and make it make so much sense. I’m FLOORED, actually *_______* This is the other reason I adore this comic (the other being how everyone is just so azedfhgjklsqm cute)
How does this make so much sense?!
LOL N’s PETA face is delightful
Hmmm… New man-made Pokemon species going out of control by making too many? Sounds familiar… ** Remembers sister’s rant on Gamefreak’s new pokemon**
…. That does sound dangerous. =3=
Is this a kind-of high-up comment? Woohoo!
I never knew there was a Chargestone Cave in Kentucky/New York…
MAGGIE! TAKE ME WITH YOU TO NEW YORK!
Landorkus looks like he’s got something to say…
You learn something new everyday. -nods head in agreement-
And N is in denial. -_- He witnessed Genecest being made in the game apparently…
Just. N’s face. In panel 3.
One does not simply make a new pokemon.
Their whole bodies are filled with more than just impossibilities. There is logic there that does not work.
Pokémon are made with impossibilities. It’s impossible to make Pokémon. That means the impossibility of making a Pokémon makes it possible to make an impossible Pokémon!
(… I AM MISTRESS OF SOPHISTRY, DO NOT QUESTION THE POWER OF MY ~LOGIC~ BECAUSE
~THE MELODY OF LOGIC WILL ALWAYS PLAY OUT THE TRUTH~)
In other words, quantum physics.
And magnets.
One does not simply quantum physics into winning an argument.
One totally should be able to.
One does not simply understand what I am speaking in.
Everything is Quantum Physics and nothing hurts.
YOU FIXED A CANON PLOT HOLE YOU WONDERFUL PERSON!
FUCKIN MAGNETS HOW DO THEY WORK.
Meanwhile, at Gamefreak…
this dialoug makes me think of porygon for its man-made