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XYVENTURES 
Damn, he’s huge.
That’s what sh- *shot*
XDDDD
Scary Landorus. o_o
Landorus ability: Sand Force
Shinx ability: Intimidate
pokemon logic.
MY EXCITEMENT FOR THE MISSINGNO CYCLE CANNOT BE CONTAINED.
And then unending sadness. Hopefully I’ll have money to buy at least one of those keychains. :< Was so excited to get one of them.
I think that’s gonna haunt my nightmares. ;3;
BUT HOLY CRAP THIS UPDATE. IT’S JUST SO AWESOME. I CAN’T CONTAIN MY HAPPINESS!~~ X3
Nor can my friend.
Where does something that huge even HIDE?
If Team Plasma could hide a huge CASTLE underneath the pokemon league for years and a menger sponge can transform a man child and his underage friend into drag, ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE.
Damn right, it is.
In the land, obviously. His name is LANDorus. He’s a GROUND-type. He’s master of the EARTH. He was previously shown EMERGING FROM THE ERUPTING GROUND IN THE MOUNTAINS.
Honestly, I’M supposed to be the derpy one.
Or he was just hidden by quantum physics.
Quantum Physics
And Skyla gets Tornadus! I cant wait, this will be epic. Also you should bring back the subway twins soon, the subway goes all over Unova so there isnt really a reason stopping you! *notsosubtlehint*
THE KAMI TRIO COMIN’ AT YA, NON-STOP ONSLAUGHT SET TO KILL-MODE, YO!
PREPARE YOURSELF, ‘CAUSE WE AIN’T GONNA HOLD BACK, YO!
mfw Kyurem shows up to try and kill Brycen, The most forgetten about gym leader in the entire Unova region.
Brycen would be in no real danger.
HE WOULD SEE KYUREM COMING FROM A MILE AWAY. HE WOULD DODGE EVERYTHING LIKE KYUREM WERE ATTACKING IN SUPER-SLOW MOTION. BECAUSE BRYCEN KNOWS WHAT YOU’RE DOING. HE KNOWS WHAT YOUR PLAN IS. HE KNOWS WHERE AND WHEN YOU’LL TARGET HIM.
HE. FUCKING. KNOWS. AND HE DOESN’T EVEN CARE.
And then the next city would have Drayden wrestling with Zekrom AND Reshiram.
Because he’s badass like that. And because it’d probably be a good workout for him.
Brycen who? *Totally forgets who Brycen is*
Your comment rocks. XD
@Murp
You know, the ice Pokemon gym leader. The dude with half of a kimono. And a mask.
Ringing any bells? …no?
Brycen=Dororo
@Praetors: Yay, I’m not alone~
@ Bleargh
Oh yeah! The guy it took me five seconds to beat because I got the Fire starter pokemon!
SmahzzoW! God of War battles Gods of Awesomeness!
Every time I see those “helmets”…
‘Why’re still standing there?’
Did you miss out a word? Or is that deliberate?
I’ve been watching this comic for ages and only this gets me to talk? I’m more of a grammar picker than I thought.
Goddammit.
deliberate :u
Trust me, Clay’s speakin’ is gooder than originally intended.
Clay accidentally the whole grammar.
I think you win at life.
You, sir, have made day.
Oh god, I lol’d so hard.
Pokédex says Landorus is 4’11” and 149 lbs.
… Looks like someone’s been taking their vitamins.
… Dang, I guess my parents were right. :C
Your comment made my day. 8D
I’m thinking that he didn’t like being the dorky one and took a LOT of vitamins. And steriods.
But I don’t think that that’s cured his dorkyness.
BROTHER. STOP POSTING THINGS FROM MY DIARY ON THE INTERNET. I’LL THROW YOU TO HOENN OF YOU DO IT AGAIN.
*IF.
DARN KEYBOARD.
LIKE YOU COULD CATCH ME WITH ALL THAT BULK YOU NOW HAVE. YOU MUST BE ABOUT AS SLOW AS MOLASSES.
MY SIZE MAKES UP FOR THAT.
BUT IT’S WORKING AGAINST YOU SINCE I MAKE LAPS AROUND ISSHUNOVA EVERY DAY, JUST FOR THE HELL OF IT. MY TOP SPEED IS THE SPEED OF LIGHTNING.
YOU ARE TOO SLOW TO EVEN HOPE TO CATCH ME. IT DOESN’T MATTER HOW BIG YOU ARE, I CAN MOVE AT THE SAME SPEED AS A BOLT OF GODDAMN LIGHTNING.
GODDAMN IT. I’M UNFRIENDING YOU ON FACEBOOK FOR THIS.
((lol not really. I don’t even really know you.))
JOKE’S ON YOU, I DON’T EVEN HAVE A FACEBOOK.
OH WAIT, THAT’S TORNADO BUTT. DAMN SIMILAR NAMES. WHAT DO I CARE. I’M GOING TO REPLACE YOUR PANTIES WITH MORE PANTIES. WAIT. THAT MAKES NO SENSE. SHIT.
WHAT ARE YOU I DON’T EVEN-
I AM A MONSTER
…COACH.
WHAT DO!?
WHAT DOOOO!?!?!?
TRY HARD.
FOR GREAT JUSTIIIIIIIIIIICE!!!!!!!!!
FOR NARNIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FOR PONY!
LIKE TOTALLY.
Sorry to interrupt the feud…
So where IS Tornado Butt?
Mwaha…(s)he must be sneaking around here somewhere…
SCROLL DOWN AND BE AMAZED.
Or extreme overdosing on the Rare Candies.
Rare Candies are made from bunching steroids together and covering them in candy.
@Thundhurrus: Well, that explains Episode 416 of the anime(Caterpie’s Big Dilemma).
Overdosing on Rare Candies, Steroids and probably some training with Arnold Schwarzenegger. I mean, that thing looks like it just ate the whole Großglockner (the hichest mountain of Austria)! And the rest of the Hohe Tauern as well too…
mfw I’m a foot taller than Landorus .___.
NOT ANYMORE.
I am so excited for these keychains.
How does something like that go unnoticed until it attacks a city, you’d think they would’ve done something about him before.
THE LAND. UNDER IT. HE WAS HIDING.
AM I, THE DERPY ONE, THE ONLY ONE ACTUALLY NOTICING THIS!?
I noticed it… >.> I mean we DID see him coming out of the ground.
APPARENTLY THAT’S TWO PEOPLE WHO NOTICED. ONE OF WHICH IS THE DERPY GUY.
Make that three. =3=
THREE.
ONE OF WHICH IS STILL EMPHASIZING HIS DERPYNESS.
Shall we continue? Four. Me included.
THREE PLUS THE DERPY GUY, THEN.
I AM SEVERE DISAPPOINT.
Make that four. Plus the derpy one.
FOUR PLUS THE DERPMAN.
Five, plus Lord Derp. My sister just read this. =3=
DERPY ME AND FIVE OTHERS.
Thunderp’ and six others ! *easily amused*
SIX AND THE DERP.
SIX, PLUS THE LEGENDARY BROTHERS. ONE OF WHICH IS DERPY AND THE OTHER OF WHICH ACTUALLY CAME OUT OF THE GROUND, SO IT WOULD BE STUPID IF I DIDN’T NOTICE.
Now that it has come to this, I hearby acknowledge the two of you, Thundhurrus and Landorkus, to being the pokemon versions of Solid and Liquid Snake, respectively.
WHICH ONE IS WHICH? I DON’T THINK EITHER OF THEM ARE VERY DORKY. THAT’S MORE LIKE OTACON.
AND DOES THAT MEAN THAT TORNADO BUTT IS BE SOLIDUS?
Either Solidus or Big Boss. I’ll figure that out when the time comes. Unless I forget. D:
You, Thundhurrus, are Solid. Landorkus sounds more like Liquid to me in his speech.
WHAT. I HAVE NOT CEASED TO LIVE YET, MISTY.
The key word is “yet.”
>____>
SHUT UP.
HE WOULDN’T DIE EVEN IF YOU KILLED HIM.
FINALLY, YOU’RE BEING A SUPPORTIVE BROTHER.
This is irrelevant to your current family feud, but another has noticed.
IT’S A NEW UPDATE. AND IT’S BEAUTIFUL. TT~TT
The only reason I regret finding out about this comic now rather than later is I have to wait for updates and not just keep on going T___T It’s like finding a really good manga or book and then zooming through it, reaching the end, and then sobbing “what’s going to happen next omg I don’t like waiting for updates but but but I know quality takes time so ;__________; ”
That said, singing N is beautiful and nothing hurts.
You can join us all camping. You know, have some nice camaraderie, fraternity, LIBERTY! and the like.
Don’t forget the yaoi doushinji. XD
And the fanservice.
Super excited to see Landorus’ personality.
Okay I burst out laughing at the last panel and the arrow pointing to our ant-sized heroes.
Also much love for N’s skirt billowing while riding the MISSINGNO.-cycle <3 (YAY FOR KEEPING IT EVEN AFTER THE END OF THAT PARTICULAR CROSSOVER)
I DIDN’T EVEN NOTICE THE ARROW HOW DID I MISS THAT
i always feel bad at the amount of excitement this comic produces in me taking into account i’m a guy
haha, same here man.
I STILL LOVE THOSE KITTY EARS–I MEAN HELMET.
But damn, Landorkus is huge.
YES I AM. IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE.
That’s lovely.
YOU KNOW YOU WANT ME~
Now how they are going to menage defeating something THAT huge…
I wonder if that motorbike is attached to Black’s body ;D
Well, Missingo is somewhat fused with Black body
I can think of a very…”good” place for that.
And method.
Well, he did came out of his crotch last time…
There we go! That’s the author!Black I know and love! Okay, I don’t really know you, but I still love you~ ♥
And WHAT IS THAT SUPER HUGE EPIC LANDORUS. HOMAIGAWD.
Can’t wait for more~
“SUPER HUGE EPIC…”
That’swhatshesai- *eaten by Landerpus*
It’s LANDORKUS, you idjit.
@ Thundhuurp – Does that mean your other brother is Tornerdus?
@N-Harmonic: That’s more fitting than my idea(Tornaderp).
THAT IS CORRECT MISTER HARMONIC.
BUT I LIKE TO CALL HIM TORNADO BUTT AS WELL, BECAUSE HE MAKES powerful wind.
YES. THE WINDS HE MAKES ARE QUITE POWERFUL. THEY ALSO SMELL LIKE BURRITOS.
BURRITOS AND OLD CHEESE.
AND ROCKET FUEL.
AND LIQUID NITROGEN.
AND BOMBS.
AND PURPLE.
AND UNICORNS.
AND RAINBOW BARF.
AND CHAINSAWS.
AND KRYPTONITE.
AND PANTIES.
AND STOCKINGS.
AND GARTERBELT. OH WAIT. DAMN.
AND CORSETS. THAT’S ONE HELL OF A FART.
LUCKILY FOR NOSES EVERYWHERE THEY’RE EXTREMELY FLAMMABLE.
BECAUSE HE DRINKS LIGHTER FLUID AND ALSO EATS 15-YEAR-OLD SLUTTY DEMON OWNERS. DON’T WORRY ABOUT BLACK, HE’S A 16-YEAR-OLD SLUTTY DEMON/GLITCH OWNER.
NO I DON’T. WHATEVER YOU JUST SAID IS A CAKE.
YOU’RE COMMENTING ON SOMETHING THAT HAS TO DO WITH YOU. THE CAKE IS A LIE, BUT YOU CONFIRMED EVERYTHING UP TO GARTERBELTS AND I HAVE WITNESSED YOU DO SUCH THINGS. SERIOUSLY, WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU EAT THE TRANCY SLUT?
WHEN THE FUCK DID THIS SHIT HAPPEN?
………… HOW ABOUT WE JUST GET ALONG FOR ONCE? I DON’T WANT ANOTHER ARGUMENT.
@THUNDHURRUS: IT HAPPENED IN VEGAS.
@TORNERDUS: HOW ABOUT NO?
WE’VE ALWAYS NOT GOTTEN ALONG AND ARGUED WITH EACHOTHER, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK WE’RE GONNA STOP NOW?
I ACTUALLY AGREE WITH THIS LIGHTNING BASTARD FOR ONCE.
You guys are both asses. (Someone else wanted to do Tornerdus, so I let her.I am now Cobalidiot >:{D)
WHAT THE FUCK, YOU MEAN YOU AREN’T THE REAL FUCKING TORNERDUS?
SON OF A FUCK, WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU FUCKING PRETEND TO BE THAT FUCK-FUCKER?
STEALING SOMEONE’S IDENTITY AIN’T COOL, YO. NEITHER IS PRETENDING TO BE SOMEONE ELSE.
What if I told you that was a Ditto.
Er………I forgot to type ‘Cobalidiot’. Landorkus typed here last. *wishes there was a delete button*
What just happened? The post I posted isn’t there any more.
GET ON THE HYDRA’S BACK!
… Wait, wrong game reference.
this made my day. thank you for making me love you <3
Pffft. Landorkus is here! …ButwaitthatmeansthatoneWMGontvtropeswasright.
And clay makes me laugh so much. The only way this could possibly be better was if he actually used that gun from the titlepage to shoot something.
Akjaldskfdsndsklfjdsfl
what can I say that hasn’t been said
except
I can’t wait neither can littlest bro
eeeeeee
I feel like Missingno should’ve become a horse, but cycles are fine. Can’t wait the action!
If you go by the Durarara!! crossover in a previous chapter(the one with Thundhurrus), then it technically is, due to Celty’s motorbike being a horse.
*shot*
+1 :D
Keychains delight me, though I probably won’t be able to explain to my dad why I want one. ;n;
Excited for Landorus, though.
BLACK YOU LEAVE ME WITH EMPTYNESS FOR A WHOLE WEEK HNNG D|
I think it’s hilarious that N’s outfit isn’t suited for battle because he’s “not feeling his best.”
!!!!!! these updates….. XD Can’t wait! N and Black are getting close to each other :3 <3
Holy balls! That thing is huge! I wonder how stupid Clay must feel for not knowing such a monstrosity was RIGHT THERE.
I WAS HIDING UNDER THE GROUND.
WHY DIDN’T MISSINGNO TURN INTO A HORSE?!
Because motorbikes are faster. =3=
THERE ARE NO HORSES IN POKEMON ONLY POKEMON AND NONE OF THE HORSE POKEMON ARE BIG ENOUGH TO BE RIDDEN.
PONYTA AND RAPIDASH WOULD LIKE TO HAVE A WORD WITH YOU.
…Your name. TsunTsunDere. That was my username on Subeta.
WHO ARE YOU?! D:<
*GALLOPS DESPITE LACKING LEGS* HAPPY NOW? GOOD.
HAVE YOU EVER READ A POKEDEX PONYTA AND RAPIDASH ARE NOT BIG ENOUGH TO RIDE NOT EVEN FOR SHORT TRAINERS THE ANIME LIED TO YOU LIED I SAY LIED
… MAYBE IT’S THE WITHERS HEIGHT, LIKE HOW WE MEASURE HORSES IRL? I GOT NOTHING BETTER BUT, WHAT WOULD BE THE POINT OF HORSE POKEMON 1,7 METER HIGH? é_è
THERE WAS AN EPISODE WHERE ASH HAD TO RIDE A RAPIDASH IN PLACE OF ITS OWNER.
EXPLAIN THAT.
THAT’S RIGHT, I WANT YOU TO EXPLAIN THE LIE.
The anime made them bigger so they could be ridden. And no I don’t mean the height at the withers I mean actual height compared to Lyra it’s only the size of a dog or miniature horse…
http://pokemon.marriland.com/diamond_pearl/pokedex/rapidash&dexmode=sinnohdex even rapidash looks like it wouldn’t be big enough compared to Lucas but ponyta definitely isn’t big enough
http://pokemon.marriland.com/diamond_pearl/pokedex/ponyta/
similarly blitzle and zebstrika are both smaller than rapidash
I don’t know rapidash’s height at the withers so I can’t tell you how many hands it is but I’m pretty sure it’s not over 14.2 hands, so it can’t even be a horse, only a pony
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horse#Ponies
I’m amused at the fact that you haven’t mentioned the fact that there’s probably an issue with sitting on fire.
But I think that Rapidash is probably rideable because it’s a fucking pokemon. I mean, when we have things like Shedinja and Magcargo, whose mere existence are varying levels of questionable, Rapidash is easily rideable. If you can get past the whole “sitting on fire” thing, anyways. Just make yourself streamlined and prepare for a really fast ride.
They might as well ride on my little ponies if it’s all a matter of questionable existence rather than size. Let me give you a better example. Because something really weird like lungfish exist therefor dogs should be rideable even though they are too small just because something completely unrelated exists but is weird, is that your reasoning?
THEY’RE FUCKING POKEMON.
IN CASE YOU HAVEN’T NOTICED, YOU CAN RIDE UP A WATERFALL ON THE POKEMON EQUIVALENT OF A LITTLE 2” 4′ TURTLE. YOU CAN EVEN RIDE ACROSS OCEANS AND RIVERS ON ITS BACK. ALSO, PEOPLE CAN APPARENTLY BREATHE UNDERWATER. RAPIDASH IS BELIEVABLE BY COMPARISON. PONYTA IS DEBATABLY PLAUSIBLE.
But I’m sure with proper breeding (going by biological logic) one could make a Rapidash large enough for even a Machamp to ride.
And there are no horses in pokemon land.
AND YET THERE ARE “HORSE” POKEMON.
MEANING THAT THERE WOULD HAVE TO BE “HORSES” IN ORDER FOR THEM TO BE CLASSIFIED AS SUCH.
They’re probably extremely rare and highly-secluded, though.
There are no horses anymore. Not since Ash went into his coma.
everything is bigger in driftveil, especially the shafts… well it is a mining city!
Landorus seems more of the epic type than a certain Thundhurrus
You’re only saying that because you didn’t get to see me punch flaming bolts of electricity.
please let me see
If 4th panel N put his hands any lower on Black than they already are…
It’s pretty risky of them to ride a motorcyle with no pants, though. The thing can get really hot and burn your leg(s). I still have a scar from when I did that when I was little. Missingo. bike probably doesn’t run hot though, so they’re safe.
Holy shit Landorus is huge o 3o
Never played Shadow of the Colossus but this should be good regardless :’D
Certainly makes you aware of your place in the world. Legendaries are wow.
Back to playing whose that Pokemon…:D
So this Pokemon is known for having the highest defense and special defense in the game. If you give it a berry, it creates berry juice and if the berry juice is hold on for quite sometime, it will turn into a Rare Candy (which is what Landorus is on. -_-) WHOSE THAT POKEMON?! XD
Shuckle! Easy since my bros obsess over that one.
Alright! You next!
Righto! This pokemon owes its very life to another and devotes itself to running across the land, shocking many trainers with its sudden appearance and amazing music. Key word is *shocking*.
Who’s that Pokemon?
Raikou ! (resurrected by Ho-Oh along with the other three, and he’s the most “shocking” of them three :D)
Awright, my turn!
You’d expect this Pokémon to be a trickster, but it actually has no sense of humor. Most of this species could be called spiteful old bitches. Who’s that Pokémon?
Is it Misdreavus? Or possibly its evolution Mismagius?
@Landorkus: Nope ! As always, take special note of the wording~
Hmm… it must be some sort of Ghost Type… Banette?
Sounds like a Ninetales to me. You know, instead of tricky vixen, we get vengeful long-lived angry fox?
Houndoom
Ninetales it is! Gale, you’re next!
Ready to go!
This little Pokemon is stronger than it appears. Too bad for your health that it’s quite playful. Who’s that Pokemon?
I’m guessing Skitty.
Oh! Trollaya is online! O_O
Happini/Happiny/however the fuck her name is spelled.
Noooope. And for the second one, I’m pretty sure Brock’s Happiny is the only one like that (lifting up an entire frozen pond, whut).
Phanpy. It’s kinda obvious…
Diglett or Jigglypuff?
Izaya is correct! Next!
OBJECTION!
Tengu had the answer in before Trollzaya.
No, really, he did. Scroll down a little further.
Compare the times. See the 5 hour 54 minute difference?
I rest my case.
… I did not know Schuckles did that *w*
Only in Gen II. It kind of stinks that they couldn’t have left a good thing be, but I suppose it did make things just a /little/ bit unfair.
If I’m not mistaken, the correct answer to the latest question would be Phanpy.
Damn…. I was kinda hoping it wouldn’t be Landorus, but whatever. Shadow of Colossus is another game I need to play.
Somehow that reminds me of the YGO movie, with the motorcycle thing and a brunet with a hairstyle slight similar to Black that is shipped to pretty much everything that is male.
…Landorkus reminds me of Zorc
…And Black with his bone-skirt thing makes him looks like a shijinka of Barujiina/Mandibuzz :D
CARDGAMES ON MOTORCYCL—*bricked*
Card games in SPACE.
CARDGAMES IN CARDGAMES.
CARDGAMES IN POKEMON
CARDGAME SWORDFIGHTS ON MECHA HORSES THAT GALLOP ACROSS THE EMPTY VOID OF SPACE IN TRADING CARDS.
CARDGAMES IN SPACE… ON MOTORCYCLES.
CARDGAMES IN SPACE ON ROCKET-POWERED MOTORCYCLES.
*is new*
I found this comic on Gaia in your siggy. I love it so far!!
Holy ass.
That’s a big’un.
This had made my Day/Night… THANK YOU BLACK ;u; (big Shadow of the colossus fan here~)
I see a pattern here of the pokemon attacking here…
JUST TAKE A LOOK AT THE GYM TYPES.
COMPARE WITH THE TYPING OF THE LEGENDARIES.
BE AMAZED.
Don’t these people read TVTropes? :|
True, but that still doesn’t explain Striaton Gym being attacked by Garbodor.
No pokemon has three types. And the justice trio/quartet will probably be used later on, like for the Elite Four or something.
Also, it was necessary for the PSG transformation sequence.
I was under the assumption that they might be the Shadow Triad hence they got a rather weak Pokemon in comparison.
YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO-ERM, I MEAN THAT IS ALSO A POSSIBILITY.
YES. THAT IS TOTALLY WHAT I MEANT TO SAY, NOT ANYTHING ELSE. DISREGARD THOSE FIRST FOUR WORDS.
Hopefully, I’m not the only one whose Kclab senses are tingling. Considering that Kclab made his first appearance during the fight against the first of the Kami trio, it only makes sense that he will appear to fight against the other two. (Don’t mind me, I’m just overly logical when I’m tired.)
i think that would be too predicable and boring
Landnerdus would be beaten pretty easily like Thundurhurrus if Black turned into Kclab
HIS NAME IS LANDORKUS YOU MOTHERFUCKER.
I’ll just leave this hurr
Twas removed qnq
WILD LANDERPUS APPEARS.
DO YOU:
1) Ride a Missingnocycle up a mountain to confront LANDERPUS
or
2) Bawl about your abandonment issues then proceed to 1)
or
3) Tell N to cheer the hell up and put on some armor, then proceed to 1)
I’M TELLING YOU THAT ITS NAME IS LANDOKRUS YOU BLEEDIN’ IDJIT.
IT’S LANDORKUS, DAMMIT. DIDN’T YOU READ ANYTHING THUNDHURRUS TYPED?!
YES. BUT I. DON’T. CARE.
BECAUSE LANDORUS IS MORE DERPY THAT DORKY IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT, AND WE ALL KNOW THAT DERPMON ARE BETTER THAT DORKMON. IT JUST SOUNDS SO MUCH BETTER.
WE DON’T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT DERPYMON AND DORKYMON, HE’D LANDORKUS.
NO ARGUMENTS. WE’RE TWO PARTS OF A MOTHERFUCKING TRIO, AND WE’RE THE SCARIER TWO. DON’T FUCK WITH THE GIANT MASTER OF THE LAND WHO COULD CRUSH A SMALL TOWN BY PUNCHING IT, AND THE (LITERALLY) LIGHTNING-FAST MASTER OF THUNDER WHO PUNCHES FLAMING BOLTS OF ELECTRICITY FOR THE SAKE OF PUNCHING FLAMING BOLTS OF ELECTRICITY.
I was kinda expecting MissingNo. to be a horse. A horse with wheels and missles.
Hey N, are you feeling drafty at all?
LOL! He did seem to have a bit of a problem when he transformed!
His gun is his panties… So either way he’s going to be bare down there at some point… Actually have we ever gotten an N pantyshot? Or has it always been Black?
I thought the menger sponge was his gun.
It’s N’s equivalent to MissingNo.
But he was clearly taking off his panties in that one panel back when they first transformed… So if it wasn’t his gun then why was he taking them off then? Unless the sponge is his panties and most of the time he’s not wearing them…?
Black was wearing MissingNo. stockings. Your argument is invalid due to quantum physics.
Menger Sponge panties…HMMMMMM…
IT”S GO TIME BABY! :U
Oh Black, I found out something very hilarious.
In Pokemon Adventures (Special), Black challenges Elesa at the gym, and he wins, but THUNDURRUS appears there too.
I think Kusaka is reading your webcomic, man. oAo
I C WAT U DID THAR.
THUNDHURRUS + THUNDURUS = THUNDURRUS.
i wish he were always so huge
*Long overdrawn whistle* Someone’s been eating his veggies.
*writes on paper*
MissingNo. is always copying my bike. Wonder if the glitch can neigh
You don’t need to write on paper if you’re replying to a message ONLINE. You should know that by now, Celty. Didn’t the doctor teach you that?
He didn’t.
…IsweaIdon’tstalkyouguys.
Iza-chan, we know that. We know you pay other people to stalk them for you.
Do I know you? Because I don’t believe I do…
Doesn’t Orihara Izaya know everybody? :O I’m shocked!
It’s just a saying… besides, it’s impossible for one man to know /everybody/.
IIIZAAAAYAAA~
Oh, hello, Shizu-chaaaaan~ I didn’t expect you to be here~
Damn flea! You’re everywhere!
Oh! A yaoi moment between Iza-chan and Shizu-chan! Where’s Erika?! I need to tell her this!
((If that’s alright with Iza-chan… ;3))
What the fuck’s Yaoi? Has Izaya been spreadin’ shit ’bout me again?
Yes. Yes he has. He’s right there. *points right there*
IIIIZZZZAAAAYAAAA-KUUUUUUNNNNN~
-grins and grabs virtual vending machine, throwing it at Izaya-
*SQUEAL*
*jumps out of the way* Now, now, Shizu-chan~ There are better ways to solve this than with petty violence~
Oh snap!
So I think i see a pattern. Thunderus was at the Nimbasa Gym and he is an electric type. Nimbasa Gym is an electric type gym. If Landorus appeared at Driftveil city home of the Unova ground gym (which, by the way Landorus is also a ground type), then does that mean Tornadus will appear at the Mistralton City Gym?
You’re JUST NOW noticing the pattern?
I noticed it after Meloetta tried to kill Lenora. Then I went to Nimbasa city and floated in the gym for a while. Then the fanservice came.
no, they all will because they’re all flying as well… and they’ll probably pick on tardnatus
IT’S FUCKING TORNERDUS.
DO YOU PEOPLE IGNORE THE NAMES I, THE MOST SOCIAL AND FIRST TO SHOW OF THE KAMI TRIO, GIVE MY BROTHERS!?
I keep thinking Black and N are Kotetsu and Barnaby every time they ride that bike. Even the ears man. Even the ears.
BOKU WA KOTETSU JA NAI.
TAIGA DESU.
pfft hahahahaha! xD
Well… they’re not in hero suits/masks. He’s Kotetsu at the moment.
WATASHI WA HERO DA!
KORE WA TAIGA!
RODO-RORA DA!
WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
SEIGI PANCHU! SEIGI KIKKU!
OMOE WA MO SHINDEIRU.
Great. Thundurrus is a weabo. Should have known.
CAN YOU NOT TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A WEABOO AND SOMEONE IMITATING A WEABOO FOR HUMOROUS PORPOISES?
ORE WO DARE DA TO OMOTTEYAGARUUUU!?
Sorry, I don’t speak weabo, and Naruto isn’t here to translate it into British…
JUST WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE!?
DO YOU NOT KNOW OF ME, THE GREAT KAMINA (paragon of total masculinity, badass leader of team Dai-Gurren, and a man of spirit), AND MY BADASS CATCHPHRASE?
IT’S EVOLVED FAR BEYOND THE MERE WEABOOS! LITTLE BY LITTLE IT GROWS WITH EVERY UTTERANCE!
THAT’S HOW AWESOME WORKS!
THAT’S HOW TEAM DAI-GURREN ROLLS!
ORE WO DARE DA OMOTTEYAGARU!?
(an awesome montage of my awesome catchphrase has been awesomely provided for you by me, the great Kamina, just for you)
But in the end he says he’s just nobody. Yeah.
HE SAYS THAT AFTER DEFEATING SOMETHING WITH POWERS COMPARABLE TO GOD, AFTER THROWING ENTIRE GALAXIES LIKE FRISBEES, AND MAKING THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE LOOK SMALL. AND I SHOULD MENTION AFTER ABSORBING THE ENERGY OF A INFINITY BIG BANG STORM BEAM AFTER A JAR IN A HEAD MATERIALIZED A BODY WITH FLAMING COCK AND HAIR, WALKED ACROSS THE UNIVERSE, CROSSED HIS ARMS AND MATERIALIZED HIS MECH, GOT QUANTUMLY DIVIDED, AND REVERSED THE WHOLE THING WHILE BEING QUANTUMLY DIVIDED BECAUSE HE WAS WAITING TO BE QUANTUMLY DIVIDED TO REVERSE THE WHOLE THING.
AND THAT LAST LINE IS VERY ICONIC BECAUSE HE’S DUG THE PATH FOR EVERYONE ELSE AND HE ISN’T SUITED TO WALK DOWN THAT PATH.
I am having so much fun at reading the comments XD 5 AM, best time to read the weather trio’s fights : D
Bu oh snap, that’s a big Pokemon.
LAND IS NOT WEATHER YOU FOOL.
DID THEY NOT TEACH YOU THAT IN SCHOOL?
WHAT IS SCHOOL?
also unintentional rhyme?
I’m curious. Does an earthquake count as weather? Same question for volcanic eruptions as well.
Probably not. Seeing wheather is like, climate and stuff.
N doesn’t feel bad enough to put Black in a modest outfit though.
He’ll never feel THAT bad.
here I sit camping
waiting for an update
this is a haiku
the last poem was wrong
but I am still sitting here
waiting for updates
Missing No. is Agro. <3 YES.
ffff you should’ve shown his crotch OMG I was all like “NOOOOOOO WHYYYY TT^TT” ermergerd fffff