Zinzolin was pretty gay in the game. Wanting to huddle together with Plasma grunts, suggestive dialogue concerning Ghetsis, plus, he’s the youngest-looking sage. And now he’s French.
‘Til next week~
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XYVENTURES 
Mary just got a whole lot cooler.
SHIT IS GOING TO GOWN DOWN
-anndd my iTunes plays the Pokemon Galactic Battles opening-
OMG MY IPOD DID THE SAME THING.
AND IF WE CUM TOGETHER AS ONE….I mean come.
Oh just Muk it all!
ಥдಥ
MEET ME AT THE MALL! IT’S GOIN DOWN!
This is ridiculously epic and I think I may have formed a large girlcrush on Mary, and subsequently, all the other Maryclones as well. So pretty. asghdbjaksld;
I CANNOT COMPREHEND.
THE TRUE FORM OF MARY’S ABILITY.
1. expecting epic taunting from zinzolin. His being French even makes sense, apparently Zinzolin *is* a French word (not that I ever heard it ヽ0ノ)
2. OH MY GOD WHAT
IS THAT
YES IT IS OGAWD
TOO EPIC TO PROCESS
… also is her pupil a menger sponge? *kill’d*
*scrolls up*
*zooms in*
*stares*
*removes sunglasses*
Sweet mother of Arceus.
I thought for a second that she had a MISSINGNO. eye, but that wouldn’t be all purple, right? Maybe it’s a cyber-eye made by whoever Plasma had powering up Hitler.
Oh shit I thought it was a geass at first.
…ooooohhh.
EVERYTHING MAKES SENSE NOW EXCEPT I’M STILL NOT ENTIRELY SURE HOW THIS HAPPENED
Obivously this means MISSINGNO. and N share some genes.
it’s so obvious, missingno duped her powerlevel to 9999
@ Gravenkal
Then that means….
IT’S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAANDDDD~!!
You people and your theories! XD
Sorry Zinzolin isn’t French, but oh well XD
http://fr.wiktionary.org/wiki/zinzolin
Apparemment si. Pas que je l’aie jamais entendu, mais bon :)
Oh shit. Shit is about to hit the fan. HARDCORE STYLE. Excitement.
JBHJIKSBIKJFBNUI I AM MORE EXCITED ABOUT THERE BEING FRENCH IN THE WEBCOMIC THAN MARY’S EYE
“Y a-t-il une problem?” “Non.”
EXCELLENTE, MONSIEUR NOIR
In other news, I am setting up tents now for next week.
Sometimes there’s an advantage in living in Australia.
I tried that, I live in Europe, but… it turns out timezone differences does not mean we get to see this updated earlier than Americans. THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH THE WORLD.
Curse you, globalisation, curse youuuu!
Holy crap.
holy. CRAP!
… err, Fire Emblem may be taking over, but those are two awesome Rune Swords. Jus’ too good she isn’t a walking skeleton like all those who have it. … Gah.
*settles down in the camp waiting for next week*
HOLY COW !Sacrified for a better cause…
You like FIRE EMBLEM?!HIGH FIVE BRO!
OH yes, Rune Swords are awesome, except that they have a serious low uses…
THEN LET’S CALL THAT THE EARTH SWORD!50 uses and uses nosferatus HAHAHHA
Yeah, Mary turned so badass that I melting with the pure awesome of this scene!*__*
…Who is up to put her in the Memetic Badass/Badass/Hot Chick with a Sword/Lady of War in the Tvtropes?
LOL. IDK Fire Emblem, but this entire comic just needs more mentions on TVTropes in general.
And well, everywhere.
YOU GUYS LIKE FIRE EMBLEM?? I LOVE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW.
Rune swords are kinda wimpy, but they work better if you have a lot of Magic. Maybe she does…?
SWEET MOTHER OF ARCEUS I THOUGHT MY SISTER AND MY WERE THE ONLY ONES
*drops her glasses*
Yes – and since the RNG was nce to me once… gave it to Eirika, killed everything on contact.
(Moar tvtropes, imokaywiththat.jpeg)
I bet Mary does have much magic – glitched magic. DUUUUUUU DUUUUUUUU DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
(Now all I need is her reviving Lyon for me; because the RNG never was nice again and all my units suck and I’m out of money in both finished savegames.)
O_O *sets up camp and stalks website for more!*
*prepares another bonefire*
*Brings the s’mores ingrediants*
Mind=Blown. From the ears helmets to the splat to this. I love you, Black.
Holy shit.
DAT EYE OvO
Oh and- Are those eyes on her swords? °3°
And in that purple mist-thing? 8D
-though of Kishin Asura-
=3=
I thought that last frame reminded me of–
Oh hey–
FELLOW SOUL EATER FAN LETS CAMP TOGETHER. C:
@ WolfOfTheOcean
YES, LET’S DO THAT 8D
I’LL BRING CANDY!
[[And Soul plushies! -SHOT-]]
Did Missingno accidentally transfer some of his powers to her eye?
It glitched her eye. A benefical glitch.
she has 999 eyes?
LOL.
But srsly, isn’t it 99, not 999?
Boys, I would run. Mary’s not playing games.
And, for some reason, I’m getting a very Xatu-vibe from her. Not sure why. Probably the eyes coming from the sword.
I liked N in the last panel of the previous page. He’s like, “Eh. Just go with it.”
Vanillite looks so derpy.
Will Mary be featured in the upcoming Black Rock Shooter game?
I was beginning to think I was the only person who thought of that!
BRS was the first thing I thought of when I saw Mary.
So glad I wasn’t the only one thinking of BRS.
I thought Black Rock Shooter too!
So did I!! She reminds me of STR somehow. Maybe it’s the purple?
YOUR ART SHIFTS
THEY JUST GET MORE
AND MORE
BEAUTIFUL
I LOVE YOU
YES. YES. YES. YE GODS I WAS HOPING SOMETHING LIKE THIS WAS GONNA HAPPEN TO HER.
Mary’s amazing now. XD
So beautiful, awesome, epic, awesome!
MARY HAS EVOLVED!!!
Her eye’s design is awesome as well
Missingno what have you done?
WHAT HAS MISSINGNO. DONE!?
glitched up Yellow,Red and Blue? xD
oh god her eye.
GLOWING DOESN’T MAKE ANYTHING BETTER, IT JUST MAKES IT MORE CREEPY.
Also, because it needed to be done..
Mary has leveled up! Now level 35!
What’s this?!
MARY HAS EVOLVED INTO BLACK ROCK MARY.
Your options?:
1. ‘OH SHIT, SCREAM LIKE HELL’ (Decreases opponents accuracy, but decreases your avoidability and speed)
2. ‘RUN’ (60% chance of failure, 15% chance of something exploding, 25% chance of success)
3. ‘USE MISSINGNO’ (UNKNOWN EFFECTS, POSSIBLE DEATH OF SOMETHING.)
4. ‘sit down and take it like a man’ (Increases opponents chance of critical hits. Decreases your defense and avoidability.)
:U
[BTW, Your update. It made my day :D)
5. Obi-wan Kenobi
*bricked*
ps: I love you, awesome person.
Black Rock Slicer is more like it.
Or maybe Black Rock Stabber, if she does more stabbing than slicing.
^ This comment.
Oh my gosh. This update made my day <3
The badass Clay, the derp Pokemon that all the grunts (except Mary and Joseph) have, and the epic sword-holding Mary.
Also your artshifts are getting better.
Regular art has also changed a little… crisper lines, more angular faces, slightly smaller eyes I think… Black’s WHUT face is so expressive in that first panel! What artistry *worships*
I SEE A WOOBAT.
I AM PLEASED.
WOOBATS = LOVE
BECAUSE THEY LOOK LIKE SOMETHING A THREE YEAR OLD DREW
AND BECAUSE I HAVE A LEVEL 55 ONE ON MY TEAM NAMED MEATBALL
WHO WILL NEVER EVOLVE DUE TO SOME INSIDE JOKES.
ANYWAY.
I’M LOVING THIS HNNNNNNNG
Now she has eye-swords with little eyes floating all around her…? Well, damn. I wonder if MISSINGNO. will have as easy a time dealing with her as before. Whatever goes down, if I were Black, I’d be sending out my healer right now.
Thank you for another AWESOME update, artist!Black.
New update= I am happy!
More! What happens next!? TELL ME!!!
Mary have just transformed into Bloody Mary!!! <333
What's next??
OOOOH SNAP. Mary got glitched. I didn’t see that comin’.
Also, about that sage…. I KNOW RIGHT. I was playing Black Version on a bus reading the dialogue out loud to my friends and then suddenly, “Ghetsis gave me the sensation of being truly alive.” We’re all like “Whoa. Exaclty what went down between those sages??”
And if he hates the cold so much, why does he keep hiding in a refridgerator? XD
Mary, since when were you related to Black Rock Shooter? |DDD
Mary is my favourite bitch in this comic! You go, girl!!!
You gotta do what you gotta do, Black. I’m waiting…
BLACK ROCK MARY
RUN AWAY BLACK RUN AWAY!!!!
BLACK ROCK SHOOTER.
BLACK ROCK. SHOOTER.
BLACK. ROCK. SHOOTER.
BLACK IS PART OF THIS, HOW ACCURATE.
And Shooter is the name of motorbike horse in Durarara!!.
I won’t say anything about rocks though, no I won’t…
DAY MADE.
Uh, uh, ummmm… I don’t think I’m correct, but…
OHMIGOD, Mary is Shieru/Sheil/Ciel/WHATEVER and MISSINGNO. is Sebastian!!!!
As Dent would say~ “It’s Keiyaku Tiiiime~”
BTW, this update made my week. I had to sneak upstairs to read it because I’m recovering from ear surgery, but it’s totally worth it! :D
Good, I wasn’t the only one thinking of Kuroshitsuji!!! I can totally imagine Missingno saying “Yes, my lord,” as well!! =D
Mary…just became Lelouch?
Loving the Vanilite hat one of those Mary’s has.
MARY NOW EQUALS LOVE.
IN SOVIET RUSSIA, LOVE NOW EQUALS MARRY.
… IN SOVIET LOVE, RUSSIA NOW MARRIES YOU? *not an APH fan, I swear*
I totally believe you. *rolls eyes in disbelief*
MISSINGNO glitched her. This is gonna be AWESOME.
Vanillite is SO cute! XD
Oh if you’re making this sage French, make the other sages American, British, Canadian, Chinese and Russian. Why? Because that’s all the Allied Nations. LOL
O HON HON HON HON HON
I think he’s French because his name is French, though? If that’s what Black is doing, then Giallo is Italian, Ryoku is Japanese, Rood is Dutch, and, er…*search time* Gorm is Irish and Bronius (Mr. Pringles!) is Lithuanian.
Together, their colorful names make a beautiful sage rainbow~
Gorm.Irish for blue. Also,black people are referred to as ‘daoine gorma’ which literally means blue people.
So prouud. We’re in Pokemon!~
DOUBLE RAINBOW ALL THE WAY! ACROSS THE SKY!
I’m calling it now. Bronius is gonna channel the broforce while he eats pringles.
And perhaps Gorm will be GARm instead.
This comment.
I love how there are so many anime’s that we can relate Mary to. :D
Exactly! I thought it was clearly B★RS but… Geass and Ciel also kinda make sense.
… She made a pact with a demon to gain the power to control people with two big friggin swords and her name is now Ma★ry?
inb4 kcalb? ;)
Please.
I just thought about Code Geass xD
BTW
Panel 5
Startin’ to ship it.
Joseph x Zinzolin? Joseph’s speaking French is totally hiking up his sexy factor… but that would we breaking up Jesus’ parents, too cruel!!
(well, mom and adoptive dad… i guess)
Oh, I still ship Mary and Joseph all right. I just like collecting ships–AH MY KEBAB
*blows on an inadvertently torched shish kebab* I need to get away from the campfire for a bit…I keep making stupid things happen.
Laughed a lung out right thar.
FFFFFFF-
IS THAT A COMPANION CUBE EYE?!
DOES IT ALSO WORK ON QUANTUM PHYSICS?
hnnnnngggg, mary’s group just gets cooler and cooler every time i see them <3
(died laughing at the c: faces the clones all made…and N's shrug)
I can't wait to see where things go from here
OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING? *ahem* Please excuse my outburst.
it appears that everything in this comic is run on tea and Quantum Physics. I am pleased with this development.
HAY YOU WOULDN’T HAPPEN TO BE THIS GUY? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zL1Ji10Ml0
Laughed my ass off, thanks :y
Mary let me just hnnnng for a bit.
Mary’s about to go hard. .-.
Her eye makes me think of Black Rock Shooter~
Strike a pose cause SHIT JUST GOT REAL!
Is….IS MARY BEING TAKEN OVER BY A CHANDELURE??
WHERE DOING THIS, COME ON JOHN.
I MEAN MARY.
I love your MSPA reference.
:3
OH SHIT MARY’S BLACK ROCK SHOOTER
Haha I just started reading this recently, it’s amazing.
WOOBAT
I THOUGHT OF YOU <3
THANK YA KINDLY
I was thinking~
If Mary was glitched by MissingNo., that probably makes her have super powers. And if Mary has super powers, while Black has MissingNo. sword & shield, we’ll have an epic battle [[IF they battle °v°]]
But that makes me wonder.
What if he won’t be able to beat Mary like that… Will Joy use Helping Hand again? °u° -HINT HINT-
-sets up tent and sleeping bag and lots of candy and lots of fanfictions and lots of fanart and lots of plushies-
-sits like the rest of them for storytime.-
IT’S GETTING SO GOOODDD!
I just realized Black is back to avoiding calling N by lettername. Afraid of getting shoved in the face?
Prolly. But can you blame Black-kun? N-kun looks pretty dang strong when he’s knocking stuff around.
Freeeeeench speaaaking.
Dude I knew 3 words, darn it. :T
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT MARYYYY
IS THIS A BLACK ROCK SHOOTER PARODY D8
Kishin/Black Rock Shooter/Ciel fused with Mary. So badass that it over-badassed every Pokemon villain in canon.
So I am not the only one who thought of Kishin :’D
I approve of Ciel. Now, would N be Sebastian? That would be scary as fuck.
Oh god! NUUUUUUUUUUU!
But seriously, wouldn’t it be like, the other way round, since N’s technically “King”?
DID I SAY I LOVED YOU
WELL I DO.
OMGGG I LOVE YOU AAHSLHDS;KDLJSDSL;D
Is it just me? or does it look more like N’s Menger thinggy than Missingno.?
The eye I mean =U
I was half-expecting a Geass, but black rock mary is fine too
OH SNAP HOW DID I ALREADY KNOW MARY’S EYE WOULD DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT AFTER SHE GOT SMACKED BY MISSINGNO’S PIMP HAND?!? >:U
Epic update, anyways. I love it.
Especially the story time. o uo *sits happily to wait for more*
When I first saw Mary’s eye, I thought of Ciel Phantomhive!!!! O.o But no! :D
OH SHI-
I feel as though when Mary uncovered her eye, there was a Black Butler reference….just sayin’.
So, MISSINGNO. is one hell of a glitch?
Shit just got real!
Everytime I read the last panel of this part, I’m reminded of Black Rock Shooter.
Am I the only one?
If you’d have bothered to look through the comments, you’d know you aren’t.
… I WHAT THIS IS GREAT.
/wants to know Missingno.’s reaction.
And N’s.
And pretty much everyone’s.
I think I may end up liking this chapter more then Chapter 11. =3
/goes to buy tents, anime, and manga
Shall this fight so epic that the sheer force of awesome shatters my computer screen. Or subvert the fight scene for lols.
The eye made me think Black Rock Shooter, but the aura of eyes made me think of Yukari from Touhou!
This will be glorious. *sets up camp*
Where’s Hatsune Miku when you need her to sing Black Rock Shooter :u XD
Right here 8D
EXCELLENT!
/is now really tempted to draw Mary as BRS XD
DO IT >D
I will :D
Great~!!
ART SHALL HAPPEN V_V
Lemme se when yer done :3
http://superiorlemon.deviantart.com/#/d3kf216
Finally done XD Sorry for lack of bkrd
FFFTTT IT’S JUST LIKE TSUBASA CHRONICLES AND ALL OTHER CLAMP MANGA AND KUROSHITSUJI AND OH GAWDDD;;
Mary is such a mofo beast. And I like Zinzolin. >w<
~Black, I see you're adding depth to your artwork, whoo~ the thicker lines for close-up and thinner for far away. Nice improvement! ^^
like wow 030
its revenge time
because its some serious shit when your eye is purple and flowing purple gas.
POD TURNED INTO A DERP VANILLITE
and french is fabulous, not gay, come on.
ohonhon.
haa I know, it’s just a stereotype
do you guys really laugh like that, though? :U
^ Blame this clip. It is now memetic.
Holy crap! Mary’s eye! O_____________O
Holy crap! Mary’s gonna kill Black! O____O
Holy crap! Mary’s eye! O_____________O
OMG!
That´s like Fire Emblem!
Demonking returns! She is Lyon! xDD
Lol, a French-guy of the Seven Sages? Kinda funny because I´m learning French in school.
Can´t wait to see what happens next!
With “She” I mean Mary.
YES!!!! OMG This is the best development yet!
And finally, half of my name is put to good use.
This is only the most amazing thing ever, aside from… Me? -brick’d-
So excited. ;U
oohhh…. shit just got real. x: *sits with the grunts and awaits story time* :3
Whoa… Mary’s new eye looks like…. like….. Menger contacts! Must…. acquire….
Personally, the purple aura reminds me more of a Chandelure. But she does remind of BRS.
Looking forward to what this has to do with story time. And looking forward to more Jesus.
You don’t fuck around with Mary. :V
I actually thought Ciel Phantomhive when she first took off the eyepatch, then I thought BRS. :P
*Begins setting up camp*
Hey people, might want to start camping again now. :D -gets camping equipment- While we camp, let’s play a game of whose that Pokemon. XD I go first.
1. What is the purple Pokemon that is made up of gas and was shown in the second episode of the Original series. Hint. It’s not Pikachu.
IT’S NOT A PIKACHU? AARRGHHH
THEN… PICHU?
Koffing?
Correct! XD
You choose the next one.
Alright then.
This water type Pokemon is said to be the reincarnation of the north wind and can instantly purify even the filthiest water.
Uh…this is difficult. Can you give us a hint. XD
Suicuuuuuune. <3
A ghost Pokémon that used to be human; it holds a memento of its past life and will cry while staring at it.
@ Azalee~
Is it Yamask? °u°
Yes x) You’re next!
B-B-But D:
Alright, I’ll give it a try… >_>;
This Pokémon’s spirit can leave it’s body without dying. It slumbers at the bottom of the lake. Its spirit can return to the Pokémon’s body at will.
It is said that it can drain one’s emotions by simply touching it.
You people make this difficult. DX It’s Mesprit…..right?
Yeah :3
ALRIGHT! NEXT ONE!
This Pokemon is known for being extremely ugly and known for sounding like it’s farting when it comes out of the Pokeball as well as having a DERP FACE.
Hint: Cilan has recently caught this Pokemon.
Stunfisk, AKA Trollface, AKA WTF IS THIS SHIT, AKA the game makers must have been smoking. T_T
Since we’re talking about trollfaces, this white alien vaguely resembling a cat is known for making a face like this : ／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼ and trapping emotional teens into becoming magical gir—
o wait wrong fandom. *cough*
For serious: Each member of this Pokémon species has a different pattern on its fur. Hint: it’s a Normal type.
Spinda
This Bug-type Pokemon flies without moving its wings. It does not move or breathe, but somehow is alive.
Chaoboo/Pignite, right? (Don’t remember if Cilan has one. XD)
@ Necros – That would be Shedinja. Don’t look at its back, ooooooo~
*This* pokemon spends most of its waking time running around like crazy, and its poop is very useful in April, August, and December…
That would be Darumaka. I don’t think any other pokemon has useful poop(fertilizer notwithstanding).
And I saw what you did there. Clever.
Here’s a tricky one: This pokemon feeds off of electrical charges. It will vomit uncontrollably if frightened.
We’re going to need a huge hint on this one. Move your question over to the next updated post. -_-
Gastly is a gas gas gas~
And about Zinzolin:
Ghetsis gave me the sensation of being truly alive…
Ghetsis. Solving all problems with intercourses. No matter if that is convincing some young men (stressing on ‘young’) joining your dark side or bringing up children. Intercourse~
Forgive me.
Derp, I certainly don’t know how to italic text properly here.
You scared the crap out of me, I thought the bit about intercourses was also official game text. @_@
Let’s not get us started with the Shadow Triad either who are rather young men…O_O
I believe you meant “Strapping young lads”.
That sounds better. XD
asdjhajsdhjkahdsjhkashd
WHAT THE GAYCHEESE JUST HAPPENED?!
sorry but it reminds me of BLACK ROCK SHOOTAH~
That was legitimately super badass.
ohyes i love this comic :3
:OOOOO
Super powers? Called it.
I’m the only one of my friends who realized that MAry has the Menguer Sponge in her eye ._.
I’m up to date!
All it took was most of the night and some of \the afternoon!
But now I must wait :(
This gets more and more epic the further I read
*camps out on page*
Pfft. Just noticed that the Vanillite looks just like Pod; face and “hair” including.
Now I want a Vanillite named Pod. Pfft.
And now he’s French.
CAN. NOT. UNSEE.
Those eyes. The madness. SHE’S A KISHIN.
INDEED, LAMBO-SAN.
Do you think a grenade would work on her? O_o’
Or Hibari’s Tonfas???
If nothing works, Shigure Souen will.
Or Tsuna’s XX-Burner.
I think Mukuro could finish this easily.
Indeed v_v
What about Reborn? °3°
If not, the annoying voice of Kyoko could work. LOL
Or Bianchi’s food °3°
Mary in da house.
Over the past episodes *12 – up to now* I almost fantasized about raeping N. ALMOST. >:D You shall nevar turn me into some sick bast@rd, no matter how tempting.
church camp will make me miss the next installment, it’s funny that i go to church, have certain beliefs that are unholy, and LLLLLLLLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUVVVVVVVVVVVVV pokemon and especially this comic