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Ugh. Should’ve seen that there was another page. Hngh.
But lol, Missingno just appears out of part of his arm.
Ikr I lol’d so hard XD
I want to live in black (like Missingno not a that’s what she said moment[??? Shouldn’t it be that’s what he said{NO SHUT UP I SAY ITS FINE}jeez fine] I should probably mention I have multiple personality disorder) |…|
… Context is very important. The lines of this comic shall not be taken out of context. Noooooo, never.
*deep sigh*
Okay now that I’m done flailing and hyperventilating over this update: dear Black, thank you, we love you even when you make us want to kill you, wish you luck for your finals and make sure to get a lot of sleep, it’s important. <3 (You totally can't hear my psycho inner voice screaming that our getting updates is soooo much more important than you getting sleep, anyway. <3)
*like*
Seconded.
^ Accurate.
We <3 you, Black!
Even when you’re overworked your updates still come out amazing. Overwhelming respect. <3 And yeah ahahaha my laughter can't be contained. And this means Kcalb will be back asfkhbljkgfdg Makes me wonder how far ahead you have things planned.
When push comes to shove: sleep first or join us in the realm of insomniacs. Don't worry about updates if you really need the sleep. C:
lol intrestingto know MISSINGNO!
Black has big nipples.
Its like pepperoni…….
ovo derrrrrrrrrrrrp.
THANK YOU FOR UPDATING. >8D
I’ll be waiting for more~ >w<
Fff– I love you, Missingno.
He gets the BEST lines. “Black, your body is so comfortable”
I would suggest that “Your body feels comfortable,” was a sexual line, but giving the context and who is saying it makes it somehow less…. dirty.
Now he really only has Joy as his one and only pokemon – I don’t think they let you battle with pokemon that are intrinsic to your flesh.
BUT BAAAWWWW EVERYTHING IS BEAUTIFUL AND NOTHING HURTS EXCEPT FOR THE PART WHERE BLACK DOESN’T CARE ABOUT N ;___;
*cries* MISSINGNO IS STILL HERE- You had me worried for a bit. If he didn’t come back.. Dx
If he didn’t come back then he’d be missing, non?
Ha!
I enjoyed the chuckle you just gave me.
I… I…
*brb, dying – “INSIDE HIS BODY OMG WHAT OH WAT”*
Lol I always picture Missingno sounding like Jake from Adventure Time.
I pictured him just to have some sort of wierd scratchy deep voice xD
For some reason in this incarnation I imagine it with a suave voice.
Usually I imagine it sounding like electrical static or something like that.
Agreed.
I picture him as white noise that everyone just understands.
What about Joy, and Jesus, and Roberta? I reread Ep 04 to see if there was any explanation for why Pokémon talk/why everybody understands them, but I could find nothing.
NOOOOO N ISN’T ~*SPECIAL*~ IN THIS UNIVERSE
(but he is specially fabulous, so it’s okay.)
They’re pokemon, Missingno. isn’t.
Missingno. gets to be white noise that everyone understands, pokemon get to speak like humans.
I always thought of it as a really really deep voice. But now that you mention Jake, I can totally see it.
Eh sporadic updates are okay :) that means when you finish with your finals you’ll be free for the summer, right? Free to work a summer job or draw lovely arts :D at your own pleasure until fall rolls around?
@DieLife
I’ll be free to work on commissions and merchandise for AX hdgkhjcgfsjghs
AX? WILL YOU BE ATTENDING? CAN I MEET YOU?
/creep
“Black, your body is so comfortable~”
“I think I’m inside you.”
“Yeah, I’m inside you.”
OHGOD XD
So much win 8’3
ILOVEYOU.
Black’s body does look comfortable, mmm~ This actually reminds me of this story my best friend’s little sister wrote about a little girl who got her hand replaced with a tiny alien. At least MISSINGNO. seems able to hide.
It’s good to hear you’re trying to be a responsible srs student, Black. Now go do that, and we’ll all have lots time to
annoy youplay together later. :)Don’t worry Black, we’ll wait for you.
Yes. I can believe that Black’s body is very comfortable.
HEY I KNOW YOU
(I want to know JUST HOW COMFORTABLE that body is)
…Did Black’s ass shrink? D:
“Yeah, I’m inside you.” and “Black, your body is so comfortable.” Hahaha, fantastic!
OH, BLACK JUST FAINTED. :’D
But lol at MISSINGNO in his arm and N and Joy in the nurse outfits. asjdhdfs
Now that N is happy, we’re all happy.
So, N is in an outfit, Missingno. is okay, Black feels uncomfortable… everything is okay, I think you can leave us for a while and care about your exams :)
Oh, please tell me that N is going to jump inside the shower still wearing the nurse outfit xD
Gah, I’ve become a nasty screaming N’s fangirl xD For some reason, I love it xD
A bikini would be smarter.
Monokini. If N turns out to have boobs, there will tables getting flipped.
Lol, Thunderus always demands that entertainment, eh? and Rofl at Azalee, because the fans gonna go hard in da paint.
Is this what you’re visualizing, Thundhurrus? http://fuckyeahpokeboys.tumblr.com/post/5360406256
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/M.Bisonhat
THIS. IS. DELICIOUS!
YES! YES!
^
^
okay alright a bikini is fine too
*nosebleeding to death*
@ N-Harmonic
O///////////O
*nosebleed*
@N-Harmonic
FFFFF-nosebleeds-
Can I please hire you to search for more pics like that? 030
-shot-
@ Nina-Nyan
THAT IS MY DREAM JOB.
@N-Harmonic
GOOD ♥u♥
I will love you forever *u*
I demand to be shown the results of your searching.
@Thundhurrus
Hurrdurr~
I was searching for a rather pervy picture, when I came across this:
http://www.zerochan.net/512965
I died laughing XD
(One of the reasons is probably because I keep telling my friend: “Mia Mia! …I’m L!” – BUT HIS EYES.)
Anyway, HERE 8D
http://www.zerochan.net/334592
http://www.zerochan.net/309969
I’ve seen the “I’m N” one before.
Oshawatt’s eyes FTW.
The other two need more miniskirts.
Now we just need a picture with Black laughing hysterically, then admitting that he is Kira.
@ Nina-Nyan
THOSE THREE THERE. Three of the most-viewed of my Pokemon pictures folder <///< Having been away from Internets the past two days, I will proceed to contribute moar after my Dream World time is up~
YES~♥
-is drawing Kcalb saying he’s Kira-
°u°
@N-Harmonic
Aaaand his is what happens when I remember the picture “I’m N” at 3 in the morning.
Yes.
All according to Keikaku.
(Note: Keikaku means plan)
I wanna take those pictures and EAT THEM.
@ Azalee
Have an apple instead. I stole them from R- No wait, who’d be Ryuk? O.O’
…Missingno.?
Black is Mr. imagaY , Kclab(yes, that’s how I pronounce it) is his alter-ego Kira, so Missingno. would be Ryuk.
So N is Misa-Misa.
…
Dunno about you guys but I’m pretty sure I’m okay with this.
…But N is L…
Wouldn’t Bianca be Misa-Misa because the haircolor and brainlessness?
And as we all know, her relationship with Black imagaY would be nothing more than a cover-up for both their being Kiras, and imagaY’s love for N.
And Cheren can be Mikami.
But N wears distractingly revealing stuff!
But yeah, if we have the Nuvema kids as the Kiras, White can be Takada. Bel bitchslapping her would be hilarious.
Bel is Misa, Missingno is Ryuk, White is Takada, Cheren is Mikami… -writes it all down-
Alright, got stuff to draw at school 8D (finally!)
…Aaaaaaaannnnnnnd, Iris and Drayden can be Blackira’s little sister and father, respectively. Iris because she’s young enough, and Drayden because beard. BECAUSE BEARD.
Looker is automatically Watari because of the trenchcoat and disguise.
Grimsley is Matsuda because…uh…I don’t even know.
Ghetsis absolutely MUST be that supervillainy guy from that company who spoke his plans to absolutely nobody and threw in som maniacal laughter.
Shauntal can be the theif the investigation team hires to spy on said company.
And all the random police officers can be the shadow “triad”.
This is actually quite fun.
BECAUSE BEARD is a perfectly sound argument. It even makes sense, considering how Iris turned into a Cloyster from MISSINGNO.-spit allergy, that’s totally a suitable parallel to being kidnapped by mafia and traumatized for life.
Do you mean Ghetsis is Kira-3/Higuchi, or Namikawa, that cool guy that figured it out? (I vote Higuchi.) Gotta disagree for Dark Trinity though. They’re Mello’s lovechildren with Lady Gaga. It’s accepted fanon, deal with it.
Dunno why but more than Grimsley, I see Arty as Matsuda. :o And we also need a Near… (Dark Trinity as Mello, Near and Matt? :|)
Hal Lidner’s gotta be Cynthia, totally not at all solely for the sexy blonde factor.
The only reason Drayden ever needs is “because beard”. He could walk into a bank and tell them to give him all their money “because beard”, and they would do it.
Because beard.
I disagree with Cynthia for Hal.
Ghosts make the best thieves, you know? That, and Cynthia doesn’t strike me as the type to get involved with the underworld past taking it off the streets.
Matsuda ends up spazzing out and shooting Kira a bunch of times, though. Grimsley looks like he’d be funnier if he spazzed.
Way funnier. Arty doesn’t even seem like he’d spazz out EVER.
Ghetsis is whichever one did the maniacal laughter.
If the trinity are “M ‘N M”, then the only difference between them will be one is always playing toys, one is often holding chocolate and mysteriously managing to eat it through a cloth mask, and one is either playing a videogame or smoking through a cloth mask.
Which actually sounds pretty funny.
Iris is gonna grow up so pissed that she’ll never be able to imitate him.
If Arty spazzed out, it’d be fabulous and sparkly and stuff (Handstand on a balcony !) I guess Grimsley would look more serious and badass while freaking out and shooting though. DO WE WANT SERIOUS OR SPARKLES ?
Hal’s one of the good ones! You were thinking of Wedy-whatever for Shauntal (and I approve of that casting). (and damn it’s ridiculous how much I still remember of Death Note)
Though I don’t remember which guy did the insane laughing. … Probably Higuchi.
Yus, that vision of DT as MNM sounds pretty good to me. (But fanon says Matt is always playing Pokémon… so what will Dark Trinity Number 3 be playing??! :o)
Ah, I see.
We definitely NEED SERIOUS for the shooting moment. Arty can have a chance to shine some other time.
Yes, I think it was Higuchi too.
Dark Mattrinity will play the classic megaman games.
Me like this conversation. :D
GOOD.
XD
AH, MORE D;
but good luck on your finals!
and LOL, MissingNo XD
I’m just waiting for N’s reaction to “missingno is inside of me”
I’d expect him to take that the wrong way, but of course, this is innocent little N we’re talking about
XD SHOWER SCENE! Love it.
Missingno: I think i’m inside you black. Yes i’m inside you.
Wouldn’t Missingno already know? XD Oh yes Missingno, I bet Black’s body is very comfortable.
“I’m inside of you Black.”
That’s what she said. :D -gets shot-
Aww, he’s got my skin!
U FU FU FU FU FU. Job well done.
Something tells me this is going to be like that manga Parasyte.
Yes, thought of that exactly. xP
Pfff… Oh Missingno.
The title page was goddamn adorable.
N and Joy in Nurse outfits sent my inner waves into a heated frenzy (nurse outfit fetish, YES) at school you bastard. Thanks. :T
Yaay Black’s okaaay though! Though, Missingno inside him, not so sure if that’s good or not but it’s deffinitely weird and either convenient or unconvenient. Either way, it’s funny. :D
MISSINGNO! I WAS WORRIED THAT YOU WERE KILLED OFF D:
ILOVEYOUMISSINGNO. HE’S TEH BESTEST<3333
I just read this entire thing in one day…I really wanna read more now. This is so super special awesome to the MAX! Can not wait for more~!!
I love that he’s just out of his arm. I want MOAR! (comic that is)
They remind me of Gallade
Black’s reactions are great
“Um… I think I’m inside you…
Yeah I’m inside you.”
dear jegus my love
LOL OH MISSINGNO. ILU SO HARD.
Hnggg thank you for updating! N is so sweet and ugh and I wish Black would just fall passionately in love with him and get it over with!
But N wanted to be the first one inside him…
N doesn’t even know what he wants. :(
MISSINGNO IS SAFE. REJOICE!
mmmmmm I wanna be inside black too
*wink wink*
That last panel. brb dying
Black looks live Silver right hurr. :V
Glad I’m not the only person who thought so ;)
“Your body is comfortable” Oh God! That’s the funniest thing I’ve heard in a while, Thank you for that.
DAT NIPPLE SHOT
Just when you think this comic can’t get any shippier…
suddenly Black x MISSINGNO.
No way, gotta be MISSINGNO x Black. No man or beast is seme enough to top MISSINGNO. Well…maybe Roberta.
I object to your premise, sir madam or neuter. Roberta is tied with her trainer for ultimate seme. Neither is more of a top than the other.
@ perceptiveumbrella
Indeed, I was mistaken. Please forgive me for my unintentional neglect of White’s semehood in favor of her Samurott; top seme tier truly belongs to the both of them.
That said, I now wish there was such thing as pervy White/MISSINGNO/Roberta art.
O HAI MISSINGNO.
INSIDE BLACK?
BLACK’S BODY WAS READY.
BRB. NIPPLEPORN.
Ah, I forgot about MISSINGNO, as impossible as that is. I was sort of close though. ha ha I love how comfortable Black is in his own skin, no freaking out at all whenhe sees MISSINGNO come out of him body. Oh black, much love in the air~
I died laughing.
That’s amazing.
Oh god, it hurts to laugh.
nipples.
Very comfortable indeed…..mmyes.
-dying- xD MISSINGNO is so epic..
Just randomly coming out of Black’s arm xDDD wellllll one less Pokeball he has to carry I guess..? Hahahahah
Does that mean Black’s gonna be in Pokemon ReBURST and burst into Missingno?
wilgkhdsycxjb,Yx
He already did that, silly – … I can’t even explain kcalb any better. xD
Lawl. I guess so. xD
I will never unsee ReBurst. Never. Just when I thought I had seen it all…
Mental image taim!
kcalb and someone from that manga as pairing.
LOL Missingno.
Black, you bastard, why don’t you care about N D:
LOL.
MissingNo is pervy.
Why does Black look a lot like silver FFF.
Hnnng
Those nipples
i just read this whole comic in 2 hours. i love it. and MissingNo is my favourite character. i want a MissingNo in my arm. can i have a MissingNo in my arm?
Awww, I was thinking MissingNo. was going to be the soap… but hey, great line. Hee hee~! xD
Black’s hair, when wet, looks like Silver’s in the Heat Gold Soul Silver games ._.
Just thought I’d drop a comment <3
I think you should be VERY worried about having a glitch in your body Black, very, very worried.
does this make pokeballs outdated? That weird old man would be sad
… oh my gosh, Missingno. you always make the best entrances and have the best lines. But hmm… I wonder if he’ll be able to get out? Joy is strong and all, but they’ll need Missingno.’s transforming and ‘turn-any-Pokemon-it-touches-into-a-puddle-of-gore’ powers at some point. |D
Enter…GIYGHURRUS!
Black Black Black Black Black Black Black Black Black Black Black Black Black Black Black Black Black Black Black Black Black Black Black Black Black Black Black Black Black Black Black Black Black Black Black…
YOU CANNOT GRASP THE TRUE FORM OF GIYGHURRUS’ ATTACK!
○” Black ”
○” go b a… c k ”
○” It hurts.. it hurts ”
○”…I’m h… a. p. p. y ”
○”Black, Black, Black, Black, Black,
Black, Black, Black, Black, Black, Black
, Black, Black, Black, Black, Black,
Black, Black, Black, Black, Black, Black
, Black, Black, Black, Black, Black ”
○ “I feel g o o d. “
-sings Eight Melodies-
-assumes a form similar to Giygas-
O_o…whoa…
http://ninja-freak13.deviantart.com/#/d3g8gzq
it’s all your fault….^ ^ *hugs*
aaaaaw his hair black <3 <3 <3
oh, neato! Black is now a Glitch Trainer! looks like it’s only a matter of time before Joy becomes part of the darkness.
…. i just noticed Missingno is progressively sliding back into Black with each panel. *IS SLOW*
*is laughing so hard*
Somehw I knew that was going to happen. I can’t help but wonder at how this’ll complicate, uh… *Blushes furiously* all the scenes with N and Black bonding at a more personal level. Or Black’s wardrobe in their next gym battle. XD
Some kind of crazy porn?
Ahh, you’re always so awesome when it comes to making these! Not saying that you aren’t already awesome. I finally noticed that you put up some new updates after attempting that silly thread. xD
But that last line really killed me. Oh, definitely. c:
I hope Black realizes whatever his feelings may be for N.
Cover up the words in the second panel and add “… W-w-wait a second…”
Black looks a lot like Silver :u
His hair is so DISTURBING.
That’s what hats do to people, especially those who wear them 24 hours a day.
XD I… I think I love you.
I just stumbled across this comic this morning and have got to say wtf. And I mean that in the most complementary way possible.
Also, just thought I’d put it out there that I thought Black was Silver when I first ended up on this page. Coupled with the fact that I knew nothing of what was going on in the comic, it was very amusing!
Carry on! :]
i read this whole series in half a day XD
For anyone else who’s started camping out for the next update, you might like to know that the Pixiv tag for N is all of a sudden full of fanservicey nekkid pictures.
http://www.pixiv.net/tags.php?tag=N%28%E3%83%88%E3%83%AC%E3%83%BC%E3%83%8A%E3%83%BC%29
So go, and be happy. :)
THANKYOOOOOU~~~
That’s because a few days ago was “International naked N day” :DD
Omfg what a wonderful world we live in.
I LOVE THAT THIS WORLD HAS SUCH HOLIDAYS.
I wonder if our Black celebrated. >w>
THIS IS WHAT I FOUND.
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=18948059
MY EYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
My virgin eyes T_T
I KNOWWWWW, I SENT THAT ONE TO ALL MY FRIENDS. <3 Gotta love the green happy trail he's got goin' on there.
@N-Harmonic-
LOL! I said the same thing.
i am totally okay with this
Black doesn’t know how to deal with Missingno
Yeah but that’s cause Missingno’s so awesome :3
NIPPLEZ.
please tell me there`s a black rock shooter cosplay coming up soon.
PLEASE ,ZX,VMV,CNVDS,A.NVN.SAVNMCMZ,X94LDKSFJLSKDFJCVMN
because missingno being inside of him is simply too perfect for the transforming arm.
Black will be Missingno. arm’d?
omg i would love that
-coughsilvercough- Bl…. Too many – HNNNNHG’s – I enjoy this. I want to be in that shower, dressed like white. C:… Happythoughts
when the next chapter will be done, this thing is too awesome… and missingno saying that is pretty… disturbing… sexy and disturbing
I know school is important and all, but I want this to update now ;-;
-totally not checking this on my phone while ‘studying’ chemistry-
Well… >.>’
http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkymalh7TA1qib00zo1_1280.png?AWSAccessKeyId=AKIAJ6IHWSU3BX3X7X3Q&Expires=1305835074&Signature=lphTkMzXBY%2BgtkuOlP3SuUAfaiA%3D
Found this on tumblr *-* Oh, Kcalb you’re so… creepy *-*
I CAN NOT WAIT UNTIL AX. I’M GOING TO FIND YOU, BLACK.
Not in a creepy way of course. Ahahahaha. :’D
So I discovered today that going to blackadventures.com is a bad idea, since it’s apparently a porn site. :I
Well I suppose I won’t make the mistake of not including “comic” on the end of the url again. XD
Wouldn’t you know, I did the exact same thing?
I think I did that too at least once. xD
I think this is my 5th time or so reading this webcomic from beginning to end and I have yet to get tired of it. You are amazing and I love your epic humor. Good luck on your exams and stuff!!…however late his reply may be for that…xD Fight on, Black!
PS: The fact that I drew this is entirely your fault: http://the-blurple-mage.deviantart.com/art/BRUDERLIEBE-209550809
OMG That’s sooo pretty~ <3 I love how you drew them!
I love you. That pic is beautiful *v*
That is so beautiful and magic *____*
Fabulous *w*
WAIT WAS THAT A CENCOROLL REFERENCE WITH MISSINGNO IN HIS ARM AND HIS HAIR ANTENNA?! *A*
@Tora
OH GOD I WATCHED CENCOROLL A WHILE BACK AND I DIDN’T THINK OF THAT HSGKFJHGS
IT’S OKAY, YOU’RE JUST SUBCONSCIOUSLY AWESOME. 8D
….Ew, Black. You have huuuuge nipples. >:C
@Dennis
That’s the areola, son.
Please more~ I want to see how the relationship between Black and N will advance.
Nipples.
Like
Pepperoni.
Nipple. Oh, the tears of laughter.
lol it took me forever to scroll down to comment *easily distracted by links*
FFFFFFFF- oh Missingno you’re too much XDD
I said Kclab reminded me of Crona…. But Missingo INSIDE OF BLACK?! Just like Crona.
All I could think about after reading the first pannel:
“Where are you?”
“…Well, N has a very low shot…”
That right there is a T-shirt quote.
“Black, your body is so comfortable.”
Or a mug. Whatever it needs to be printed on something I can buy :3
You jelly N?
Oh dear goodness reminde of crona and ragnorock from soul eater
“Your body is comfortable”:3
I like dem nipples hnngggg