ahh the reason it took so long, aside from other things going on, is that I’ve been looking forward to the latter half of the next ep for a long time, so I started planning out the panels for that already ahahah
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XYVENTURES 
TAKE ALL THE TIME YOU WANT MAN
AS LONG AS YOU KEEP UPDATING I WILL BE ABLE TO CONTINUE LIVING WITH A PURPOSE
BUT OH MY MY MY HERE WE GO SOME EPIC FIGHTING TIME YEAH
And epic dross dressing
And epic cross dressing…
Whoa deja-vu.
GAH, I am really looking forward to whatever happens next.
good to meGlitching good to menow so it’s less good to mebuggy later? Sounds good to me!
*excited, excited!*
This update series seemed to me to be hilarious-hilarious-hilarious-hilarious-INTENSELY SERIOUS. But it was excellent.
Black Adventures Comic Episode 28 Part 31 (or something else in the 30s, maybe): The Return of Hitlersect.
YEP YEP I WAS WONDERING WHAT HAPPENED TO IT
FUCK
AHHHH FUCK
Oh man. Planning ahead too much. I know how that is.
I like that last panel–N gets determined and Black gives a smile.
I know that feeling, but it’s nice to see this one getting underway.
…Hitler? Is that you?
COME ON WE MUST SAVE THE POKEMON YOU DID A HORRIBLE JOB LAST TIME D:<
HERE COMES THE FUHRER.
*hier haha
(also Führer)
HITLER.
Wooo! I just found out I have good classes this year and now this? The day just keeps on getting better!
I was just thinking that it was Hitlersect. But wasn’t there a part where Ghetsis was holding Hitler’s disembodied head? That kind of leads me to believe that he just killed the Nazi outright instead of transferring his consciousness into a Pokemon’s body
Nah, they modded Hitler. When he was holding the head, they had intention of improving him.
That was random artwork Author!Black made, and it was mostly a Hamlet reference.
Aww N is holding his hand!
Hitlersect. He’s coming. And probably huge this time, considering the quakes…
OH SHIT
SIE SIND DAS HITLER UND WIR SIND DIE JAEGER EVERYONE
oh no! the titan!
Finally more Genosect Hitler Screen times. I haven’t seen that thing in EPISODES.
FUQ U WORDPRESS
Also is no one gonna mention the pose in panel three
We did notice and we all loved it.
All the love for this comic ALL OF IT <3
Wow, White Yagami VS G-Matr-cis VS Stupid Jetpack Hitler.
Dis gon’ be gooooood.
White Yagami? Now there’s a good pun.
Thanks…….
Uh, what exactly am I supposed to call you? Ma’am? Landy? Dorkus?
Landy, please.
Wait I forgot, where did Black’s hat go?
I think it got lost at some point around the time where he encountered the two goddesses.
-EXCITED-
AT LEAST, I’M FREE!!!!
RETURN OF HITLERSECT AND SEXY SEXY OUTFITS YESSS
Oh, hi, Tornadeuce. Nice to see you around these parts.
Let’s be honest, Regirock, it’s never nice to see him.
It’s better to see him than to see Thundhurrus. This guy at least isn’t a pulsing mound of pure stupidity. I’d rather be around this guy in an elevator for 5 hours than Thundhurrus.
Yes, but that doesn’t make seeing Tornadeuce, by any means, nice.
Also, whether or not he’s a “pulsing mound of pure stupidity” is up for debate.
Given genetic evidence, Thundhurrus is closer, species-wise, to Sunkern than to Tornadeuce. And if there was a gun that did damage based on how terrible a person the target is, Thundhurrus would be reduced to soot, with Tornadeuce just being fried like chicken. I think. The calculations for such events are rough and fairly difficult to do.
And statements like that are why I am very suspicious of you being Registeel.
I mean, I know the boss is a no-good nigh-unlikable fuckfaced shitstormer of a dickhole, but he Tornadeuce are basically the same genetically, with the only core difference being the E-leq gene that gives the boss his Electric-typing.
Also, Tornadeuce would at least be extremely burned. You’re forgetting that he’s Tornadeuce. While he’s not as bad as the boss, and looks pretty good by comparison, he’s still very damn bad in his own right.
And these statements of yours make me suspicious of you being Thundhurrus. And I like my chicken fairly burnt. That’s what I meant. And you clearly don’t understand PokeGenetics; you have to look in what’s usually considered “Junk DNA” but really is the defining point.
I know my Pokegenes, TQVM. They’re pretty much the only non-basic knowledge that I have. I spent half of my three-year life in a lab filled with nothing but Pokegene researchers and their research materials, and little to do to pass the time other than read their research and talk with them.
Luckily, after the whole Mewtwo incident, they don’t clone legendaries without the legandary’s permission, and they make sure not to be total dicks to the clones they make, either.
Around 1.5 years of learning PokeGenetics? Pah, I was with the science when it first began. To get real knowledge you have to spend at least 10 years doing what you did, or, in my case, around 120 years spending various amounts of time each day. I even wrote the most famed textbooks of the science!
I call bullshit. Everyone knows your kind can’t write, no offense.
Having club-like “hands” will do that to someone, though.
Also, your time spans from before science to the present, whereas my time spans the last three years. As an old person, you probably wouldn’t understand it, but I got the benefit of all that time’s worth of research already being done, as well as easy-enough-to-understand explanations as a partial result of said time.
Being older doesn’t mean shit, y’know. Lots of old people are stuck in their stupid old ways and are afraid of change because they can’t break out of their old way of thinking. Hell, even old legendaries, such as yourself, often suffer from temporal values dissonance, given that they spend looooong periods of time away from civilization, thus meaning that they don’t change while civilization does.
Unlike many other legendaries, I was quite with civilization. And I wrote by communicating with a Pokemon that could understand me AND write, an Alakazam. I could have also communicated through a series of short-long patterns of smashes. And, unlike the humans that made you, legendaries don’t normally age, so I have the intelligence that would be expected of such an elder, but the open-mindedness of a young person such as yourself. I revolutionized PokeGenetics; at least one of the books in the science labs was written by me. And you remember Van Gogh’s “The Regi in the Mist”? That is a painting of me; it’s probably in your local museum. It’s not mentioned much because he preferred to stay away from legendaries, but I was too awesome to reject. He also liked Rock-types.
I don’t go to museums. My eyes interpret colors in very weird ways.
It’s like colorblindness, only instead of not seeing certain colors, most colors look like a color other than what they actually are. Greens are the only colors that I universally see as what they are, for whatever reason.
The original Thundhurr had a psychological obsession with Greener so it must have gotten to you physically.
You must certainly have a book of mine, museums excluded.
Eh. Maybe. I have too many books to go looking, though.
I’m also not exactly organized with how I sort my books.
My name is in large emerald letters. Can’t miss it.
I doubt they’re going to be written in large emerald letters on the spine of the book, where the title takes precedence over the author.
And I have several books that fit that vague criteria, a few of which I am absolutely certain don’t have your name on it.
It’s written below the title, which is in Ruby. The front cover is Sapphire. Your library isn’t a proper compendium of PokeGenetics unless it has at least one of my books.
It’s probably buried in one of the many stacks of books I have, then.
Given their precarious placement, I’m not exactly going to go looking to make sure. Sounds familiar, though.
What do you mean by “precarious placement”?
I mean I built a pyramid on top of my fort, which is in a forest of pillars and arches.
I was reading an architecture book and I got bored, okay?
Twilight Sparkle. That is all.
Dawg, man, why don’t you look? Fyi, I’m Regirock’s Golem friend. And Scep, ponies suck. If that offends you, go to Encyclopedia Dramatica’s Offended page and scroll down. Slowly.
Because this shit is a thing of fucking beauty and I’d feel like some sort of heretic if I dismantled it at this point.
I mean, I neglected to mention earlier, but I somehow managed to build the pyramid upside-down. I’m not even sure you’re supposed to be able to do that.
I can see the pyramid through your webcam, dawg. I don’t even know if you HAVE a webcam, but I can see through it. Man, it’s right there, in that small pile nearby the pyramid. I’ve seen an upside-down pyramid made out of my younger siblings before, being supported by 1 Graveler.
I don’t have anything that could even remotely be used as a webcam except for my eyes. And they’re looking at the screen, not the pyramid.
Also, I checked, and it’s not there.
It’s been quite a while, hasn’t it? Nice to see you. Now where are the pretty girls and my idiot brothers?
Your brother got banned, dude.
But, relax, it’s for the good of the rest of the planet.
Oh hi Torna.
Hello, Landy. I see my reappearance has caused quite a stir.
Hello! How long are you sticking around?
I never stick around long, but I’ll wait for updates with the rest of you. Has anyone else taken my place in my long absence?
Yeah.
I have named my Genesect Hitler.
>mfw nobody cares
>mfw I have no face
I named mine Chuck Norris. Your argument is invalid.
How amusing. I named my Heatran Bruce Lee.
I named my Empoleon Napoleon Bonaparte.
Okay, I know for a fact that that’s too long to fit in the name box.
But I named my Magnezone Tezura.
Who cares if it’s too long to fit in the namebox? He’s Napoleon Bonaparte! And I named my two Magnezone Thundor and Voltron, respectively. They’re stronger than anything you can muster.
Tezura is a rough wapanese pronunciation of Tesla. As in, Nikolai Tesla.
You know, the guy who had plans for a death-ray and who built an earthquake machine that seems to have actually worked?
Also, I named my Hydreigon Ghidorah.
Death ray? Earthquake machine? Child’s play.
For you? I guess. For a human who lived before digital computers? Pretty fucking amazing.
I suppose, but I met a man well back before Tesla who built a cathode ray before anybody knew about atoms. He’s lost to history as he was destroyed by the resulting explosion, as he was before his time.
Jeez, there’s just no pleasing you, is there?
I’ve seen things that are better.
And that’s exactly my point. Because you’ve seen better, you see anything less than that as nothing special, regardless of how much of a feat it is.
I just named my Palkia ‘PINGAS,’ my Dialga ‘VAGOO,” and my Giratina ‘JAMITIN.’
I named mine Genosect.
You monster.
You disgust me.
What?
Black Adventuressss Update? Check.
Copy of Amala Midnight Arrived? Check Check.
My week hasssss been made.
Um… Nothing good happened for me so um
DEY SEE MEH ROLLIN
Wh4t is 4mala Midnight?
OH man can’t wait to see this smack down, and it is always a pleasant day to see an update, I’m so happy i think i will make some tea and cookies, if you wish to join me go right ahead, I’m making a good 20 batches of them. But please don’t drunkenly barge on to my party island, I’m still trying to get the bottles, vomit, structural damage and esthetic look cleaned up from last time that happened.
Can I come? I have popcorn.
Lots and lots of popcorn.
I’m coming because Hoenn.
Hey, it’s me, Regirock again. My Golem bro is typing again, I got back from my important business. I’d love to visit, I’ll just take the tunnel dug by an Excadrill.
Oh hey, Kyo-chan is back.
I’ll join if i can bring human-shaped cookies with red frosting inside. We can eat like the Titans.
I’m still having trouble with which tea flavors to decide brew, but yes if you wish to come please do, it would be polite to bring a small food, drink, entertainment item along so that there is enough fun and enjoyment for everyone.
I’m bringing barbecued troll with a side of butthurt, and the drink I’m bringing is epic win.
Oh dang, Hitler’s coming out. If Artie doesn’t somehow come into this things could run smoothly… in comparison to how smooth it’s been the whole comic.
WOOO! I’M SO EXCITED! I started reading this over the summer(I even did a project on it XD, got a B- :D) I can’t wait to see what’s next!
OMG! Black and n should go to the other regions too!
I still love the story. I’m not really a fan of Adventure Time art but I know it adds to the story, and I can’t wail to see the next portion.
0.0 Adolf Genesectler is coming back, isn’t he?
Can’t wait!
PLOT TWIST: Black falls in love with the Hitlersect, they make a shit ton of Hitlersect babbies together, then N falls into a pit of lava.
I really love how casually we can just talk about hitler here
I think Hitler is a pretty cool guy. Eh’s a giant cyborg bug and doesn’t afraid of anything.
Have you notice “that” in panel 3 and 4? … DAT POSITION~! <3 <3