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Beatings of friendship~
I really like Alder now
How many people’s names has Alder actually gotten right? I feel like he did it at least once.
I think he got Black, although I don’t really remember… Actually, I think that was just his gender;;
All of them. The people he’s talked to just don’t know their actual names.
Exactly
That sounded way to wise for my comfort. I really need to get outside more often. =_=;;
Correct
Yeesh, that’s the latest morning update Author!Black’s ever done.
Did he just get Kyurem’s gender wrong too.
No. Kyurem is a girl.
This is an extablished fact.
Yeah, Author!Black based this Kyurem after the commenting Kyurem, so it’s a girl.
Sssssuch an impact I have made….=u=
You are even mentioned in the comic’s TVtropes, kudos kyushu!!
And that’s just these games. You’re the focal point of the sequels! =D
I’m so jelly, Kyubee!
I am so proud of you, Kyubey– Kyurem. I have to stop doing that, I’m turning into Alder.
／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼ Contract?
oh Alder, who knew you’d be the one to cheer him up, Cheren is so cute i swear.
And then, suddenly, character development!
i still want to beat you one day. WITH A STICK. oh my gosh alder why
Cheren’s hair is happy again
holy magikarp I just noticed that it was doing that, like elf ears XD. Nice touch artist!Black
Cheer’em, Alder!
Kyuurei, Kyushu… is Kyuubei next?
PFFFT, he isn’t ever goming to find someone worthy of making a contract.
Kyuubei was already used.
I actually named my W2 Kyurem Kyuubei because of Alder’s shenanigans. But I don’t have any idea where it’s from….. Explanation?
Puella Magi Madoka Magica. Kyuubey/Kyuubei/QB is a little white cat thing that forms contracts with girls and turns them into magical girls!
Perfectly innocent amirite?
Until you find out that Kyubey is basically Alien Satan.
*Launches self at Gira-chan!* Gira-chan! Please come back, or if not that, please contact me on DeviantArt! I wanna talk to yoooou!
Ya better prepare yourself alder cuz’ shanniqua will beat ya up with a stick and take yo tittle!
Aaaa~ so heartwarming. <3 even if it's still full of Adler's silliness.
I thought of “with a stick” after reading that too.
Well, maybe more like a club.
Regardless, maybe Cheren will feel better if White also defeats all the Elite Four without breaking a sweat. “okay, so everyone saw how weak I am, but apparently I’m as weak as the Elite Four to White”
i want them to kiss is that bad
I hope not, cuz I want them to kiss, too ;_;
KYUBEE-CHAN~!
That was deep, Alder.
Your Pokemon ssssstill gave me indigessssstion for weekssss Alder..=w=
Of course it would, you ate a Larvesta, after all.
Or so you claim…
There’s a party in Kyu’s stomach and everyone’s invited.
I heard it’s really killer!
well let’s hope the party poppers don’t arrive
^*Poopers.
I just hope nobody brought acid.
Landorkus, of course there’s acid, we’re in Kyurem’s stomach.
I would imagine. You have to quick pigging out on fast food.
Okay, I’m not going to cry, not going to cry…
*weeps*
Sorry its not on the proper page, but I only got to see it now anyway – artist!Black, you draw Shauntal so adorably <3
Wow, that was sad that Alder lost his pokemon to Kyurem but it was nice for him to teach and cheer up Cheren, despite his clueless. Also, Kyurem is a girl?! I think that makes the original dragon a girl too. I bet that Zekrom is the odd on out of the Tao Trio for being the only male.
None of the trio actually have a biological gender, they simply prefer being called one over the other.
It waaz a waykwazaa. bweeve mee. ITS TRUE. BELIEVE IT!
Whenever I’m reading through the updates, I laugh harder at the comments than the comic.
Is there a problem with that?
All these updates, so close to my birthday…
I never made the “Beat you with a stick” connection. Derp.
When will Alder get genders right?
Ah adler a wise yet senile old man
I wonder if he will ever find outthat cheren is a boy
Outthat cheren is a male lesbian*
Fix’d
Much better.
Good crazy. *pats PZ’s head*
You know I didn’t expect such nice and encouraging words to come from Alder all of a sudden.
I do wonder now which pokemon he lost that day though.
Shiny Lv 100 Rayquaza. Alder is just Nobunaga in disguise
You clearly don’t know Alder.
One day Cheren will beat him, yus.
Alder I think you are in need of a pair of glasses. Cheren is the rare breed of MALE lesbian. Your eyes need to be checked you old geezer. =A=
And ABSOLUTELY no one commented on the identity of Alder’s friend.
Wow… Really? Come on people, it’s obvious.
And, pray, tell us who this “friend” is?
His old Larvesta/Volcarona.
Will you ever do the Pokemon World Tournament? Just asking because I would love to see Red and Gold own everything and have a rematch in the finals of the Tournament.
This and some Cheren/Green bonding
Also, am I the only one who ships Red/White?
PWT wasn’t in BW. If A!Black does BW2 then it’ll probably hapen.
For the first panel, Kyuurei? And yes Cherry, do beat him with a stick.
Updaaate! I require more!
Wait the fuck patiently.
Little harsh man. You have a bad day?
He’s Thundhurrus,he literally has had storm clouds over him all day. It’s not your fault.
Technically, the storm clouds are attached to my waist, so they’re under me.
Also, people who ask for more of a time-consuming and exhausting thing that is being provided for free, like a webcomic, should shut the fuck up and learn to wait goddamn patiently.
Sorry Mr Thundhurrus sir. I’ll quit whining.
Moar please?
Can i come out of the rice ball? it’s kind of cramped in here. please Artist!Black?
I. I. I don’t know what to do now. I’m finally caught up and, just, *keysmash*
Now you have to wait and then have a fangasm when A!black updates like the rest of us >:D
I know that feel…
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Why do ya want blood for? Go home hitler, you’re drunk!
So go fuck yourself and wait goddamn patiently, you worthless piece of shit.
1M 0LD3R TH4N Y0U!!!! R35P3CT ME!!!!
Hitler isn older than thundhurr, that’s a simple fact and thundhurr himself can/will explain better
Good luck trying to win the argument though!
purplezoroark, since I’m not in my own time/space continuity, I exist and don’t exist at the same time, which makes me in fact have the same time that the time itself… nuff said
You’re forgetting that my age makes me several times older than time itself.
Also, you spent a good number of your years dead/fossilized/whateverthefuck.
Dude. I already got pulped over that. don’t follow my mistakes.
I like to think that the reason why an update may take a while is because Author!Black is preparing a big update. It helps me remain patient.
god damn it i want more D:
….
what the hell is wrong with you people?!
Seriously, just read the comments above and stop whining!!
A!black will update whenever she feels like it and we will be grateful and happy, until then, realize how foolish it is too whine about how a person you don’t know is doing work FOR FREE for people like you
……. Ok maybe I was a bit harsh, but seriously this is the third time and its pissing me off
Shut your fucking mouth and wait the fuck patiently.
I know it is polite and common courtesy to wait patiently, but why does impatience bother you so much?
Just like to say alder/cheren is still one of my favorite ships because of this comic.
He wants to beat Alder. With a club.