Next time is back with the main story, and they’ll be reaching Dragonspiral Tower, so a lot’s gonna happen;; More Virgin Trio, and meeting one of the dragons, and spaghetti falling out of everyone’s pockets kfdsjhfdjhfd
I can take the two of ’em. They’re actually pushovers once you know how to deal with ’em.
Ice and Dragon type moves? >3
You’re thinking in theory. I’m talking in practice.
Hey, don’t discredit me! I’ve been playing since 1998! 19.98.
Theory is different than practice.
Also, you tell pokemon to do things, while I’m a pokemon that just does things.
…..I also have an Action Replay.
x900 Masterballs/Rare Candies
Catch Trainer Pokemon….
You’re talking in the games, I’m talking in reality.
I could crush a Master Ball in mid-air before it could get anywhere near me
Then teleport you to a desert somewhere.
Missingno. discredited reality.
also mew you’re a jerk in emerald
I could create a thousand microscopic jumpgates to break the Masterball down into particles that would be separated across the dimensions. Or I could simply dodge the fucking thing, eat the trainer and their pokemon, and fly away.
You guys are severely doubting my world hacking prowess.
Pfft!!! I can just use Sludge Bomb to destroy the Master Ball. I’m the Overlord for a reason!
I can turn your ability to hack reality off. Permanently.
Exactly what am I underestimating?
We seem to be forgetting one MASTAH GHOST HAXXOR who once decided to make Ponygon-Z after the earlier models were deemed obsoleet.
If you think you can dodge a master ball, try to evade the psychic-made balls that Mewtwo made in the first movie. Those things chase you in swarms, and can even catch you if you’re already in a pokeball.
Solution: black hole the shit out of those balls.
I’ll slice up your little Master Ball and turn you into strips of kitty bacon.
Bitch, you’re a Scyther. I got tired of catching your ass in Park Balls.
i would just eat the master ball, wait would it catch whatever is in my stomach?
Yes. I on the other hand would just make a water clone of myself to take my place inside the ball. And then proceed to slice the trainer to bits with Rena Ryugu’s cleaver. :3
By Arceus, just let the poor human be….
All ya’ll common mons are bitches. True, the legends have their stats and IRL awesome, but really, if Ash Ketchum can catch you guys, then you don’t stand a chance against me.
I could stife and that little bitch of a master ball would go and commit suicide. it’s logic. believe me. I’m just that awesome.
I could just use my aura to knock the Master Ball aside. I could then chuck it at the trainer and see what happens.
If captured – Use as a human sacrifice for the great Artist!Black.
If Master Ball does nothing – Block the trainer’s aura and add my own to it, causing the poor sap to combust and/or explode.
So could I, if they were in Kanto or Johto. Since they are in Unova, however, I’m happy to let them fight it out until they end their cycle.
Besides, I already bet on Zekrom to win.
You only get to say that because they’re your distant indirect descendants. Just like every other Pokemon and human.
Except that stupid idiot of a “God”.
That abomination is neither Pokemon nor human.
Calling it either would insult both.
True. I could of been ruler of this whole world, had the Legendaries worshipped properly! But no, the Idiot didn’t want that. Now a bad attempt at a clone is more famous than me!
Mew, I could beat you to a bloody pulp without breaking a sweat. The only thing stopping me is that I don’t want to and I hold no animosity towards you. The point is, you’re weak compared to some of the Legendaries and especially me. Frankly, ruling the world will get you nowhere fast. I just go with the flow and eat whatever disrupts that flow.
Giratina, Mew is the base from which every Pokemon ever evolved from, or, in the case of your trio and artificial Pokemon, were created from.
Arceus, being the unimaginative idjit he was, just made Mews and mutated them by exposing them to raw time, space, and antimatter.
Yeah, the thing about that is no. Asseus created me and my siblings from the raw esscence of the dimensions, space, and time. We are the embodiment of those things. We were not branched off from Mew at all.
Or so you think. I got to probe around his mind once (do not ask), which was an absolutely horrible experience, and I saw how he created you three. He used what is best described as a prototype Mew as your bases.
A prototype is not the same as the final thing. The three of Us were here long before the first true Mew came into being. We are superior to Mew.
Um what? My head hurts now?
I put my money on Reshiram, only for the fact that electricity is not the strongest against him. I’m putting types into play here.
I have a speedy Thunder Wave, Toxic, and Nasty Plot, and numerous powerful alternatives to simple thunderspam. Like Hidden Power, Psychic, Focus Blast, Dark Pulse, and Sludge Bomb/Wave. And that’s just in the games.
In actuality I’ve got the additional powers of being the fastest thing ever and being able to harness the power of D.E.R.P.
What exactly does D.E.R.P. stand for?
I’ve been over this once before, but I guess you didn’t get to see it before the board got reset. “D.E.R.P.” stands for “Destructive Existence Retardation Particles”. You get three guesses as to what they do. The first two don’t count.
I’d just eat a taco and some Ex-Lax.
I doubt it Magikarp.
*uses Pimp Splash*
It’s super effective, biy-atch!
*snaps fingers and runs away*
I look forward to it patiently. :3
Since next place is the tower…. Reshiram is my guess.
And then it was a Druddigon…
Anything but a Druddigon, ugh. I hate those things.
1. Virgin trio? are you referring to the musketeers or whatever they’re called?
B. Reshiram. Calling it. Reshiram’s gonna be first.
Gamma: Spaghetti sounds delicious. I’d like some please. Preferably with Alfredo sauce.
The Virgin Trio is Mary, Jesus, and Joseph.
For a second I thought Author!Black was still referring to the kamis.
:3 I really love these Dream World shenanigans. The different art styles make it more interesting, and Ghost Trick is an amazing game.
I’m finally caught up! Fabulous.
literally spaghetti falling from peoples’ pockets? that would be interesting visually. sadly i couldn’t get a key chain from you at ax.
Landorus is quite simply adorable <3 Even/…Especially when s/he/it/they/insert-right-pronoun-here flips their shit and starts looking murderous.
Also I can't believe you seem about to make the SotC runes plot-relevant. Or explained by the plot. I can't stop grinning everytime you run with something completely cracky and tie it with the plot (for instance, I'm still not over the whole Hitler thing).
Thank you, and I prefer the female pronouns.
Yeah I agree, Miss Landorus is on of the nicest legendaries I know and she can sometimes be scary but she allways has a good reason.
How sweet of you to say that.
You know what should happen? All of these pokemons that have been posting here should come inside the comic and help stop the battle of the two dragons :D and the people that aren’t pokemons should be trainers :D that would be cool? eh? anybody?
That’d be a ridiculous number of people at this point.
Besides a far more [il]logical plan is to have them all appear in Missingno.’s dream adventure. That’s a thing that’ll happen, right?
I doubt how how effectivee a motercycle would be as a trainer of pocketmonsters, however that is all up the the author of exclaiming black.
Is it me?
Gosh, I hope it’s me. I mean, I’m obviously the better choice. Who doesn’t want to see me?
People playing pokemon white because N owns you in that parallel universe.
I don’t want to see you.
I’m putting my money on the chance of you winning.
But it’ll probably end in a tie with the world hurt and fucking ruined, and I’ll have to regrow my forests AGAIN.
O3o I found this dream world kewl
I though it would be a nice place to put a tree of dreams in
Ya becuase its landorus
No becuase I think it goes with the nature themed thingamagiur
I WANT TEH WHACKNESS!!!!! I LIKED THE FIRST TWO BECAUSE I COULD RELATE! I’M SERIOUS! I’M THAT WHACK!! THIS MORNING, I WAS ON ANCESTRY.COM AND LISTENING TO RANDOM MUSIC FROM MOTHER 3 AND STARTED RANDOMLY PUNCHING A MCDONALD’S AXEW!
The 4 musketeers need love too Author!Black :(
I second this motion and Cobalidiot thirds it.
Also, if Cobalidiot does appear, he/she should appear as a complete derp. Like, derpier than POD.
DAMN RIGHT I’M NOT HELPING! TOO EASSSSSY OTHERWISSSSE!
What would you do if Author!Black drew you in helping them out?
Deny previous statement and blame a Ditto
When all all along it was a Smergle.
omg Virgin Trio and dragons appearing~~~~~~
I’ve been waiting for this.
i hope the dragons have crazy\pervy personalities like most of the legendaries on here do. i can imagine reshiram being gay and zekrom be one of those people on jerseyshore. x3 anywho, i must have landorus and juniphers kimono.
I made a bad start on this site due to bad internet. Anyway, am I really allowed to represent White in the comments?
If you think you can do it, then sure. Why the hell not.
I might struggle a little perfecting the character, but I will work hard to be a good representative! *Fist pump*
So far, so good.
Try and capture any of us though, and guess who’s suddenly in 1200 Kanto?
Oh what have we here, a White~ How interesting.
Well yeah, welcome to the site, White
Black’s”older male FRIEND”?.. Get your facts right juniper
Ohh..it seems we have to do introduccions now..in that case can I claim this name? Ill take all the hate/”love?” That this name have!
You aren’t Zekrom, you’re just an imitator trying to replace it because it disappeared. Plus you’re too dumb to be it.
there was another zekrom? sorry then my bad
next its my dream world apparance
No, next is the dreamworld of Tornadeuce/Tornadus, someone who actually speaks (grammatically correct[ish]) English.
Would there happen to be an Entei? For I would like to be a badass Entei.
I highly doubt your badass credentials.
I think he has potential.
Okay, maybe not so much the badassyness.
I’ve seen enough Entei to know where this is going.
Entei flees, the end.
I wonder which dragon will be on Dragonspiral Tower?
I must say these comics are quite delightful my dear
I AM THE ALL MIGHTY MAGIKARP FEAR ME OR I WILL BE SPLASHING IN YOUR BLOOD !!!!!
When you evolve, please kill all who ever dared to laugh in your presence.
Next time, on Dragonball Z!
Hooray for dragons and virgins!!!
I wonder what would Reshiram and Zekrom look like in the Dream World?
Dreamworld Adventure without the ”adventure”
Yay dragons and chaos! I’m bettin we gonna see Zek. (only assuming this is the black game) Also off topic can anyone explain this spaghetti metaphor for me? I’ve seen it a bazillion times and never understood it :(
._. There sure are alot of Lengendaries here…
I’m betting there will be both dragons at the tower because Black isn’t being the typical pokemon game main character in this comic (that’d be White), therefore things will be different than in the games.
Also, as for which dragon each will get, here’s my guess: Zekrom, being for ideals, will side with N, who is all ideals. And therefore Reshiram will go with Black, who is much more grounded in reality than N.
Excuse me, I just read author!Black’s comment, and I sit corrected. If the artist says there’ll be only one dragon, only one dragon there’ll be.
in fact, the moral purpose behind the actions of N could fit with any of the dragons. he could apply the truth of that pokemon and humans are different and therefore should be separate. You could also say that N is trying to achieve the ideals, those ideals being that since pokemon and humans are different beings should not be together
she looks like a lilligent
…I’m ashamed for only noticing that now.
HOLY CRAP WHEN DD THIS UPDATE?!?!?!!?!!? D’XXX
It was posted on July 9.
Pika pika pika chu chu. Pika!
I can take Them both out easy
I’m betting this guy can do it.
20 poké on Magikarp
I doubt it.
Whoever dislikes this series means “dis i like”