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XYVENTURES 
*Grabs popcorn*
Dis gon’ be good.
Aww hell yea
My reaction exactly.
*Sets up popcorn stall*
I SHALL TAKE ALL YOUR FINEST POPCORN!
and in responce to the update-this shall be interesting….
YOU GUYS MADE POPCORN AND YOU DIDN’T EVEN LET ME POSSESS THE STOVE/MICROWAVE?! That stuff is like 12 times better when you actually have someone who knows what shle’s doing . I have a 100% popped gurantee!
It may be 100% popped, but if someone startles you, you’ll probably just burn the whole bag.
Here’s some popcorn. Now quit your complaining!
*Steals half the popcorn* Someone is going to see that happen right.
*Steals popcorn back and shoves a cork in Lord’s mouth*
Yeah, and it’s gonna be ME!
I mean like White,N,Etc also *kills Greener and takes ALL the pocorn* hahhahahahahahahhhaaaa
*revives Greener and sits between him and Lord, with TONS OF POPCORN FOR EVERYONE, all bought from Roxas*
I concur, gentlemen. This will be fantastic.
Yay for Popcorn *Gives Wondereye eternal love potion* Because you read this you will really need this* Gets idea and sets up eternal love potion between the 3 Black and Cheren yoai stores which will soon be his again*
Sorry Looking at the wrong comment I mean snorlax sorry wondereye
No one’s gonna steal popcorn from me!
*Spacial Rend’d the popcorn and it disappears*
*Uses super Moe powers to appear in maid outfit and give everyone equal shares of popcorn* Enjoy!~
@Lord: Be dead, and STAY dead, Lord.
@Pal-kun: Much obliged, good sir.
*uses Acupressure on Pal-kun until all stats are maxed, then uses Double Team, Focus Energy, Mind Reader, Foresight, Odor Sleuth, Miracle Eye, Magnet Rise, Aqua Ring, Safeguard and Hone Claws then uses Baton Pass with Pal-kun to give him all those stat boosts*
@Umbre-kun: HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG *nosebleed*
*Giggles and gives a hankerchief* Here you go!~ Nipaaah~
*twitch*
No matter how many times you say it Umbre-chan, I cannot imagine you as anything but a girl.
EEEEE!!!!! X3 *slaps self* -_- I am such a Shoen ai fan girl
*faints*
*gobsiekmlyhoibasektlrm so much power*
Thanks, Greener. You’re awesome and will stay awesome.
Lord must be dead because Voldemort is dead.
And now I must do my role.
@Umbreon HNNNNNN DAT OUTFIT~
Awwwwww, I be missing the popcorn party? *sighs* Looks like boring ol’ oxygen and sugar again…. *uses Photosynthesis*
Either N or Alder, since they’re the 2 both heading in that direction to “talk” to one of them :x
Don’t forget to change your hair colors, guys! *swipes handful of Praetors’ popcorn*
Forget popcorn~ Give me lots of candy and I’m set for the entertainment that’s about to happen~
Hey if anyone wants more, here’s some popcorn…did that ryme?*gets out tons of popcorn*
So much popcorn….though I’m not much for carbs *is grilling hotdogs and miltank burgers*
I’d prefer Tauros burgers, but Miltank burgers are just fine.
//eating zero calorie ice cubes.
o_o
What have I done?
You started a new unrelated. You should be proud~
Proud, yes. But legal? No.
Author!Black herself just said and I quote, “Unrelated is no more allowed”
I never asked for this.
To bad your stuck with it XD
This can only end good. In a way we would love it and he will hate it :3
Dat logic
It’s epically wrong. Epically.
That’s why it can only work.
SSSSSCIENCE!
I am excited. EXCITED I SAY!
I await a bodaciously convincing Cherenita. OvO Dat kimono.
hnnngggjhdsgfjh
“Cherenita” sounds adorable
Will you please use it in a future comic, then?
Sign our petition to legalize Heal Pulse?
Yes! Tell your congressman!
It isn’t illegal.
I made sure of that when I took over
Where is this godly petition?!
Heal Pulse is an abomination before Arceus.
We need a petition to turn it into a TM. 5th gen style.
LOL!
Get the cameras ready…we need mics in there! X3
SOON
This is going to result in Alder thinking they’re lesbians, isn’t it.
I second that.
They are lesbians.
Except Alder’s going to think they’re both crossdressing. Way to go, Charlen~
The Alder and N combo will be priceless.
I feel out of place amongst all the fangirls…. Any bros in the audience tonight?
Deal with it, “bro.”
That makes me want to crey *den she run into the street w/0 lookin both ways and get hit by an bus. then her bf come and crey on her ded body and wisper “i wanned to say dat i love you 5eva’ (that means he luvs her more than 4evva(* Lik if you crey ever tim!
I (a “bro” as you call it) am STILL EXCITED.
>What if we switch clothes
What if someone walks in at the wrong time *COUGH*COUGH*
MY EXACT THOUGHTS.
If Cheren’s all Heal Pulsed up maybe it means he’ll actually enjoy being called pretty and having his hair stroked. Maybe Bel figured out that they were getting high and was actually trying to do him a favor. Or she’s just airheaded enough to forget her best friend’s gender, either way.
Cannot wait to see where this is going. Thanks for the hilarious update.
Look back in the comic where Bel suggested that, and look at her face in that panel. It doesn’t matter, Heal pulse or not, she just wanted revenge.
ASDSADS they are adorable <3
And then N walks into them
And sees them in bed.
OH GOD YES BUT NO
I’m not sure his mind is capable of going there.
*covers face* This is going to be terrible *chokes on laughter**tears of mirth, everywhere*
My face kind of hurts now.
I need a bootylicious Cheren in a kimono.
NOW.
Hmm… I am going to enjoy this.
Hopefully I’ll be here if you do another DW adventure…
And WHY aren’t they kissing yet!?
Also, the DERPFACE returns!!!!!!!!!
I wish I could get in the comic and push them together. :U -shot-
This can only end well. For me. They’re screwed
Hey Viri-tan, do you think making a derpface calls POD over?
It should.
I second that.
I thirded(?) that.
….I don’t think so he would have to be an idiot to fall for that
…..
Oh wait he is one…….
I don’t understand anything and I love it so much.
Nuuuuuu. I haven’t finissshed taking picturesssss of Black in the Kimono! He cannot change now! D:
*Sets up Black and Cheren Yoai store* I am so going to be rich.
*Sets up Black and Cheren SUPER Yaoi store, twice as big and twice as flashy as Lord’s*
I am so gonna be REALLY rich.
*Sues for store now owns both* I am gonna be super duper rich.
*countersues for stores, now owns both along with copyrights, merchandising and a 10-yard restraining order from you*
I know I am, but what are you?
*Opens NxBlackxCheren store* Bitch please.
Dang, she’s got all the bases covered.
So I’M BUYING COPYRIGHT FOR THAT AND SHARING IT WITH HER!!! MUAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!
*does so, then gets a copy of the restraining order to keep Lord away from Viri-tan~*
*Gets the most of the gods to aggre to give the stores to him* hahahahahahahahhahahahahahah
* + those 2 dead*
*Spacial Rends Lord*
Now you are permitted to proceed, Greener and Virizion.
Much obliged, Pal-kun~
*traps Lord inside a troll-proof cage*
One god can not over rule the majority.Also I am not a troll.
*Adds a huge Moe section to the stores* =3
(Uwaaah! I messed up my last post and gave myself the wrong icon! *Typed gmail instead of hotmail ><)
*Opens moe section in the stores for Nee-chan and Nii-tan* (Does that little nickname work if it was meant for the both of you?)
Who wants the love potions which was included in my deal with the gods not to be token from me.
@Umbre-kun: Actually, that name would befit YOU much more. The only time either me or Viri-tan were moe was when we first kissed.
@Lord: Yes, you are a troll. A magnificent failtroll at that. (Damn that reminds me of SF)
Also, *takes love potions and uses them on Lord while he looks at a poison dart frog*
I am not a troll. Also I have no fellings so it does not work.
*is not amused*
*eats popcorn*
YAYYYYYYYYY VIRI-TAN’S HERE!!! <33333333333333
*blinks then slowly chews*
Nii-tan, you know Nee-chan doesn’t like it when you argue with people. *Is wearing one of Sakura’s (from cardcaptors) many outfits* Just ignore Lord okay?
Oh and the nickname I was gonna call you two if I was adressing both of you at the same time would be Nee-Nii. ^^
Shhhh, sweetheart. This is getting good.
*stops bleeding, then looks at Sakura!Umbre-kun and nosebleeds more*
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG~~~
*hits Greener* YOU CREEP.
But he’s adorable, Viri-tan~!
/////>_</////
*stops hnng'ing and starts looking for more dresses to stuff Umbre~chan in*
A nosebleed mean your turned on.
Hey, it’s freaking MOE. You can’t blame me for it LOL~
Looks like whom was gay for whom was actually Greener XD Jk
*silent horror*
I was just kidding Viri-tan XD but it was hillarious while it lasted XD
*Confused smiles* Nipaaah?
….Umbre-chan stop being so dang adorable, it’s driving Greener to point were we all question weather he’s gay or not -////- also now I want to glomp you, which Scy-chan would kill me if I do
DUDE. All people named “Lord” was killed by MY SPACIAL REND.
Oh yeah… and I was never a moe.
*twitch twitch twitch*
Oh yeah and your torturing Viri-tan by being a moe and stealing her boyfriend (JK) XD
*kicks Purple-chan into space*
*tosses Umbre-kun at Purple-chan, then puts a brick wall in between my view of them. Nosebleed stops*
I’m better now. Sorry I confused you, Viri~tan, but I’m completely straight.
It’s just that Moes have a tendency to cause Stupid Sexy Flanders Syndrome.
(Backtracks to Viri-tan’s comment about opening a BlackxNxCheren store)
Viri-tan, with your permission, may I open an extension to your store called BlackxArti? please?
@ Grennie: Good. My boyfriend lusting after my baby would be beond creepy.
@Ghastly: Sure~
Yay!~ *opens store, makes millions, and shares money with Viri-tan since it’s an extension to her store*
*snuggles* You, are just too cute
*catches Umbre-chan but throws him to Scy-chan* there
*catches in gijinka mode* Thank you Purple. :3
@Viri-tan Wait…me? Or Umbre-chan?
Umbre-kun? You happy now?
*makes Umbreon and Scyther disappear to somewhere more private~* -shot-
*am dead*
Okay, I should stop replying to myself.
@ Ghastly: Both~
No prob Scy-chan ^_^
*heals Pal-kun*
Hey everyone, I’m back again!
You’re back again!
@Viri-tan- O.o
You ARE cute, Gastly. Don’t act too shocked.
Look at my profile picture. Is that cute to you? (Also, my name is spelled Ghastly, with an h. Sorry, when I was alive, I was a stickler with spelling. I guess I still am. :P)
You’re still cute, no matter what. <3
…OK
(Just a tidbit of information for no reason- I am a girl.)
@Viri-tan- NEW IDEA!!!, can I also add a CherenxAlder section? Right next to all the other sections, it will be super moe!
NO.
aaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwww… :(
Viri-tan don’t be harsh on the kid, he dosnt know any better that it would make Alder a pedo (not being sarcastic)
Again… I am a girl.
Oh!? Sorry, SHE dosnt know that it make Alder a pedo and alders like 27!!!!
I thought Alder was like at least in his mid-40s…
Also,
*cuddles Viri~tan*
Don’t be upset, Viri~tan…everything will be fine~
@Ghastly. Exactly. <3
Wait, so Pal-kun likes Ghastly?
And I’m forever alone on this site….I deserve it
Oh yeah… what if we make alder and Cheren babbies?
sorry… cute babbies that are the same age
Ewwww… D:
Agreeing with Viri-tan
Better idea: we all call Cheren names.
Not Cheren. Chandra.
Dont you mean Cherry? XD
fine… how about SkylaxElisa? I mean, they’re both lesbians… oh wait… scratch that… gross… hmmmm… *goes and invades Eevee’s hidey-hole to sit/hover alone and think.*
Where is Eevee, anyways?
He turned into Umbre-kun~
Oh, really? Then his hidey-hole is free for use?
If you can avoid the influence of Moe, then sure~
I am a ghost. Of course I can avoid the moe. *Throws in a bunch of Garbador for safety*
Nah…how bout a paring that is not relevent whatsoever:PreciousMetalShipping *is shot* X3
JesusxJoy. Blam.
Uh, can anyone find me somewhere to read Special for Gen V?
Purple approves
http://jb2448.info/Magazine_Scans there ya go
Sorry… can’t take credit for that idea, because someone already made a fanfic about it. Go check in the Fiction section, I think it’s called “Joy to the World”.
Yeah I know about it
Wait…this is a TERRIBLE idea, I’ll get shot for it for the uptenth time, but…CherenxN? *is shot*
Hmmm… maybe…. Viri-tan, what do you think?
Oooooooooooh boy… Things are going to happen…
LOL IKR
N’s gonna come and confess his feelings to Black, at the same time that Alder comes to flirt with Sharon, and both of them are high on Heal Pulse.
This can only end LULZY
Purple aprooves XD
*rubs paws together and get s feral grin*
heh..
Heal pulse is a hell of a drug.
hehe Black wants to get in Cheren’s pants.
For real and figurely.
We can only hope so ;)
You are sick
No, you’re sick. Basically when someone says they hope it is so means that he/she knows all of the others also hopes it is so, and sides with them. That makes him/her smart, so Milotic is actually smart and you’re sick for thinking that he/she’s sick.
It was a joke.
…Heal Pulse is a dangerous thing, but also clearly a wonderful thing if this is what it leads to.
Oh god this is all kinds of adorable. Seeing Cheren all happy like that just makes me grin.
Also Black’s face in the first panel is just d’awww worthy. 8′)
Ahhhh, I was so excited to see this updated! And the excitement only grew with each page. XD Oh gosh, N unwittingly seeking actual RELATIONSHIP advice, and Dirk misinterpreting it (even though it’s still so accurate, aha)! And Samba being so creepily cute. (Cupy? Crute?) AND THEN THE GLASSES. They’re the cutest BFFs ever. So much that it makes me reluctant to just shout “GAAAY”, even though it is in the most delightful way. No friendship is complete without token gay moments, anyway.
Right click, save image as…
cynthia is gonna be here isnt she
Black and Cheren in bed…
//squee
… Oh damn.
This will be righteous.
THIS WILL BE AMAZING. ;u; *eats popcorn*
This is just gonna be too good. >w>
Oh man oh man oh man, I can’t wait for this! 83
bracing myself for the incoming shitstorm when N walks in
I feel like I’m watching a slumber party right now. Playing Cyndi Lauper’s “Girls Just Wanna Have Fun” in the background is just the deal sealer.
So Natural is coming to their room, and they’re going to change clothes…
I feel like I’m on to something here…..
Dear JollyPiplups,
Why are you so jolly?
-Ghastly
In response to Ghastly…
I’ve been jolly ever since I could remember…ask Greener. I guess it’s just my personality. I asked my family about it, and they said I was special~
Yes good.
…I think N should see them in each others clothes.
For the second time (I think), we agree on something.
It’s definitely the second time.
I know Cynthia approves
Some serious shit’s gonna go down soon.
I’m ready for this! XD Let me just get Pinkie Pie and then we sit and enjoy the show.
Yes, we need her to throw us the best party ever. WITH STREAMERS. With streamers? WITH STREAMERS.
MMMMMMMMMMMMMBRONIESMMMMMMMMMMM
My this is a bad idea senses are tingling
:creepywonka: I like where this is going.
:iconcreepywonka:
I don’t think we’re allowed to use icon thingies.
Oh, Sharrona, if you do that, Alder will just think you’re a lesbian.
…oh, wait.
I agree sharon would be deemed a lesbo
“Would be”? More like “has been”! LOL~
Dear Greener,
JollyPiplups told me to ask you why they’re so jolly. Do you know the answer?
-Ghastly
Has been, has been. Check your grammar.
AND WHILE THEY’RE STRIPPI- uhh changing clothes, N AND ALDER WALK IN TO THE SIGHT OF THEIR GLORIOUS NAKED BOTTOMS!
DEM ASSES
A person who claims they’re nekkid commenting about nekkid bottoms…
Interesting…
Brainfuckingly interesting…
I hate waitinggg…But it’s worth it. Love you!
aaaaahhhhhhh i want my kcalb. WHER IS MY KCALB!?!?!?!?!?!?
I know right? I’ve been wanting to kill character!Black and Cheren for as long as kcalB has been gone
I don’t think Kcalb will come out for a while, since Character!Black has to will him out now, since he can’t use Helping Hand on a glitching MissingNo… :( :< :'(
Dang -_- I is saddened I can not show that though..cuz I don’t feel like it just this DERP face : >
Yes, do that- It will call Pod over…
:>
:> :> :> :> :> :> :> :> :> :> :> :> :>
Pod is now on his way…
THE DERP WILL ENGULF ALL
:>
: >
I just derped out in the middle of my game with Dialga…
Pod is definitely coming.
Palia… it’s okay, beacause Dialga derped out, too
*Palkia…. Dammit
DERP : >
Btw, Giratina videotaped that, did you know?
Can’t stop laughing!!! XD
Yes. : >
Now Diagla’s mad at me for ruining our game but I DON’T CARE : >
Oh my fuck they’re switching clothes;;
You are seeing this in the wrong way, they are about to get naked and Alder and N are about to get to the room
this is gonna be epic
ooooookay those two are going to switch clothes now that is cruel
LOL im finally up to date, ive read the whole thing (from ep 1 part 1) over 4 evenings XD loving it all!!
Pfft. I read it all in one hilarious night.
yeah, well having an annoying sister interupting every five mins, and an assessment to write i didnt really want to speed read and miss the good parts.
I have an annoying dad always pestering me to play my drums, I have to write an essay pretty much every other day, and I didn’t speed read either.
lol. does it really matter how long it took us to read it? sheesh :)
I like where this is going~ :3
Oooh I get it now! Poor N.
This can only end badly. Still, I wanna see Charon in a kimono.
STRIP FOR ME, BOYS.
Why? So you can steal their panties? Oh yeah… and you spelled “homosexuals” wrong.
No.
And Y U NO come when I ask for you!??!?!
Oh yeah, Tornadeuce… is your human form named Deuce, by any chance?
Hey, I’m looking for some feedback on my PKMN-Crossing App, so could ya take a look at it.
*facepalm* http://fav.me/d4tpqhz
I did. It looks good.
So, Virizion, are you a Virizion or a Bannette?
I’m a Virizion, but my RPing charcter will (hopefully) be Eifah.
madam-sir black, you let out another shippage-slippage
Good idea! Alder will see Cheren in Black’s kimono, which has flowers on it…
…..
Oh wait…
Sorry… that last comment was made by Ghastly
The funny part is, it probably won’t work.
Also, CALLING N WALKING IN ON THEM TRADING CLOTHES.
I call N walking in on them while they’re wrestling each other’s clothes off.
… I approve.
As do i
Oh no, I REACHED THE MOST RECENT UPDATE!!! BUT I WANT MOAR!!!!!
…I guess I’ll have to… *gasp*
WAIT.
NUUUUUUUU!!!!!! I hate waiting NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm…. I taste derp……
dammit……. I thought I could fool you guys… but my wordpress didn’t change the image…
OK… now my previous comment just deleted itself…
BHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
THAT IS THE WORKS OF MISSINGNO.
Wait… if missingno caused that, and missingno is inside Character!Black, then that must mean……
AUTHOR!BLACK MUST BE WORKING ON THE NEW UPDATE
AUTHOR!BLACK! AUTHOR!BLACK IS THE NEW MISSINGNO.
Yes.
Hey, has anyone relized how long this episode has gone on without MissingNo….
Uh, guys? We may just have a problem…
http://animeaves.deviantart.com/art/i-Pod-BA-Fanart-255400293?qo=0&catpath=&order=9&offset=0
@Greener I saw that before LOL.
XD *cant stop laughing*
This is a problem?
Yes, because he was supposed to get here earlier!
Approval rating is OVER 9000!
OMIGOSH ARE YOU A FELLOW MEME MASTER
XD I haven’t used a meme in a LONG time….IMA FYRIN MY LAZER XD—
*FIRIN
oh wait… it’s like this
IMA FIRIN MAH LAZER
Lol sorry ^_^’ spell FAIL!
Am I the only one who noticed that MissingNo is well….Missing? LOL I had to XD no but seriously am I?
Yyyyyyyep.
Though he WAS in part 7 or so, wasn’t he?
I don’t think he was
part 8, but all he said was “Ha.”
Yeah but other than that we haven’t seen him
I was going to reccommend this to my friend, but this would be the first page that popped up and I didn’t want to give her the wrong idea about this comic.
Wait.
the weird thing is that they are going to get off clothing when N is coming in .I bet a if he’s gonna be upset. its gonna be awsome
AWKWARD
X D “What if we switch clothes?” Blacks first good idea that isn’t totally insane. He should be proud.
I like how Cheren’s sticky-uppy hair (I know it’s called an ahoge but that sounds dumb so sticky-uppy hair it is) is all curvy when he’s high. lol
You could also call it Idiot Hair~