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lol sharon.
…D’AWWWWHHH
“I’ll be old enough real soon”
dying of laughter so hard
too much shipping
NOT ENOUGH SHIPPING!!!
I didn’t get that joke until you explained it. Now my father is looking at me like I’ve lost my marbles due to my hysterical laughter.
…”I’ll be old enough real soon”…
…I’m sorry I read that with an inappropriate thought in my head…
You’re not the only one….
I get the feeling you were supposed to be thinking along those lines
I didn’t even notice.
KJDhoasncfowhdf,xvc/.
Even I thought that.
Damn it.
I wonder what the age of consent is in Unova/Isshu/New York…
I think it’s sixteen in New York…
Wait no it’s seventeen.
No for once I did not get that. -feels serperior- Yes I had to throw that one in.
Um… why are you feeling me?
Also, I missed that context, too. Can’t get it out of my head now, though.
It was a pun. Hsjskwjefkwkwksfjf Clever one, too! So jabirus there’s no need to be Krabby!
*observes Serperior appearing*
Well that was Onix-pected…..
*shoots everyone who humored this crap*
Oh greener why you got to be hating. Why don’t you grab a snorlax belly and chill out.
Wynaut just relax and have some nice cookies? I’m sure they’ll Pichu in a better mood.
Raichu are Landorkus.
I take a Pikachu guys, and THIS is what I find?
We were doing servine here.
Ha, Ha, so phucking punny.
(lol, srsly though. Mebbe I should make a new nickname for you?)
*Roars like an Elite then Energy Swords everyone*
zapdos, please. You know you would totally use that as well if you had the chance. No need to be snivy…
I must still have some innocense left, cause I thought he meant old enough to start Pokémon training. (What with the whole babby-thing :V )
At least I’m not alone.
I also find it of the best situation to remind everyone of this wonderful depiction of our delightful Cheren and Alder:
http://black-and-friends.deviantart.com/art/for-sarajayechan-268174241
>Black says Alder will probably show up next month
>One month ago
Woah, just barely made it.
‘Sharon.’
Well played Black. I also can’t wait for N to crumple under the sob story.
Also CherenxAlder fff yes.
Also ‘Miss Skyla Sir.’ The extra ‘sir’ makes the phrase.
DAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW Cheren has such a cute smile! XD
This interaction with Alder is both cute, hilarious, and slightly sexual… I like.
XD
Why are the protags so small? >:T
I do not understand this parody and I am sad. :c
there is no parody this time :c
but who know, this could be similar to something I’m not familiar with
Parody of moe?
that’s not a parody, it’s a lifestyle. I mean…artstyle? it’s an “adorable”
Everything can be parodied. No exceptions.
I will forever ship AlderxCherin now…thank you black for single handedly being a badass
Because the Psychic Pokemon and the Shiny is messing with their heads. :V
Suddenly Cheren is being MORE respectful than he was in the games… what? XD
This update was cuuuuteeee.
Alder is like Santa Claus in the eyes of Cheren. XD
Let’s not forget the pedophilia here as well. ):D
Oh god Alder says “pleasure to meet you” how did I not notice that?
^ THIS
“I’ll be old enough soon.”
ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL.
Oh, Cheren.
..*kinda hoping shiny!litwick joins the team*
*same here*
The feeling is mutual.
Your just Jealous
Of what?
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
my heart
Huh. They all sound like squeaky chipmunks in my mind. It’s actually quite adorable.
Has that already been said? Ugh, hope not.
oh dear, now I can’t read it w/out hearing that DX
I thought of them as adorable children before (adorable being the sweet ones with soft voices)
I just love Black’s T-Shirt, I want one like that too ^w^
And well I think Mr/Mrs (<— dunno your gender yet, sorry) Black wants to show how childish N and Cheren act like. Though I might be wrong of course xD
And then the OldSoulShipper in me giggled like a maniac <3
AHAHAHA Sharon…..
And I was wondering how come Black, Bianca and White became friends with Cheren since they say hes a jerk, I think I know why, Cheren was cute XD
They were the only kids in the whole town, maybe? That and Cheren was a polite little kid back then, just like how Black still seems to sort of be.
What. The. Firetruck.
WHY HELLO THERE SHARON. HOW ARE YOU.
Did Black ever get any pokeballs? I’d really like to see him catch the shiny Litwick. I want a shiny Litwick.
Black has balls? Who knew? LOL.
@Author!Black: Does Alder see them as 5-year olds or as teens?
Yes, Artist of Life (that’s your new Homestuckian name. Deal with it.). Your answer will make this funnier or make more sense.
I don’t get what you mean by “Homestuckian”.
Let me tell you about Homestuck…
/shotdead for overused meme
The adjective for djsjkdfb “Homestuck” is “Homestuck”.
You know, if Hussie, author!Black, and Himaruya met, the world would die of awesome.
(^Good idea, best OT3)
I WANT A STRAIGHT ANSWER.
http://mspaintadventures.com/
Yes, Knight of Glitches, it would. That is you. That is you getting the tiger. You got the tiger. ALL OF IT.
“Sharon” XD
Sharon.
That explains his nice ass.
OH CHAINSAW I’M TURNING INTO MY BROTHERS.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAYEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS
JOOOOOOOIIIIIINNNNNN UUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSS
NO.
YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS, YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCK NO.
DO NOT RESIST, IT WILL ONLY MAKE THE REALIZATION ALL THE MORE DEVASTATING!
…Wait, on second thought you should resist even more.
OKAY FINE YOU GOT ME.
Fucking asshole…
DON’T EXPECT MORE.
Good Arceus what did I miss?
Snap out of it, Landorkus. You’re one of the only sane pokemon in this godforsaken comic.
I know.
I’ll get over it.
I’ll slap you if that’ll help.
Your idea of sanity is pretty loose.
the way you like your women and men?
I only like my women that way, thank you very much.
And your idea of sanity is not sanity at all.
We’re all mad here, but a select few of us are half sane. Of course, that depends on your definition of sane.
YAAAAAJFJDJSAAAAAY
Another Pokemon should try and force Black to let it join him.
Cheren looks a LOT like Conan (of Detective Conan/Case Closed) here. Especially with the whole “teenager turned into a little kid” thing! So adorable!
N is so adorable! Almost makes you forget about his terrible childhood…
…
Oh, I just made myself sad…
fffffff author!Black WHY DO YOU MAKE ME ENJOY ALL THESE NAUGHTY SHIPS AAAAAAGH *rips hair out*
Wait wait wait. Does Alder see them as children? YESSSS~~
I bet Alder thinks Cheren’s a little girl. And then when they finally age up again he’s gonna be surprised… Actually no, he’s not. We already know Cheren’s a lesbian. Now we’re finding out that he’s bi.
Just realized, if those pokeballs around Alder’s neck formed a necklace, they would look like Buddhist prayer beads, giving Alder the semblance of a Buddhist monk. *Completely ignoring the mega-shipping going on right now*
Didnt that Guy In Colosseum Do that The one who had the Entei?
Forgot His Name But He Had Hair Just Like Alder Those huh
Connection?
His name was Cipher Admin Dakim.
And yes, he did have a necklace made of Poke-Balls. It was pretty cool, actually.
Reminds me of the goddess Kali when reading my mythology books.
Except Kali’s necklace was made of HUMAN SKULLS instead of chainsawing POKEBALLS. Btw, I learned about Kali by reading Kuroshitsuji. See? Manga DOES teach you stuff!
I learned about her when I read up on vindictive goddesses and other female beings. Bear-woman scares me. And who says that the pokeballs aren’t 4kids seeping into the games?
Pokemon taught me the country that a swaying tower created by an American architect is located in.
An English teacher of mine asked the class if they knew where a tower with a large pendulum swinging in the center was located. I thought, “Wow, that sounds a lot like the Sprout Tower.”
I guessed Japan and was right (at least I didn’t say Jhoto… although that could have been even more right). She asked me how I knew, and I said, “Would you believe me if I said Pokemon?”
Yep. The warrior-monk type look was the original intent of Alder’s character design. Of course, this being Japan, he also received incredible multicolored hair.
That’s a given.
So Cheren -> Sharon
Shooti -> Shootella (?)
Satoshi -> Shotaro
I think Alder just likes having S names slapped onto kids.
I think it was Shooti->Shooter, actually, but still hilarious pattern.
Shotaro = shota?
/shot
Shooti is “Shootaro”, actually (Satoshi gets “Santaro”). So while it’s not exactly “Shōtarō” as in “shotacon”, Adeku’s naming habits still have a suspicious pattern. Oh Adeku you big pedo who can’t remember right the names of all his little preteen fanboys~
what
I feel like I’ve been missing something important since part 14 …
Lol, Sharon. Is this young Cheren, or young girl Cheren?
-Stretches-
Hrrrrrrrrm~
What’d I miss?
I missed you……..so much.
Let’s talk. *Hands over garlic bread* How are you?
Hey Azzy. Welcome back to hell. Want some tea?
CAKE OR DEATH FJJEKEKDNDNCKK?
I thought Azelf came back from hell or is this place worse than hell?
There is no hell, only Zuul.
mr. thundhurrus… what did i miss??? when did azelf go to hell??? please go into full detail… better yet, CAN ANYONE GIVE ME AN ANSWER?!?!?!
@Thundhurrus
None of those will exsist here! Its just a holtel room with a tv that only plays horrible channels and crappy music you hate most.
There are no answers, only Zuul.
There is no hotel room, only Zuul.
I’m unaware of what Zuul is.
-Mumbles-
…Hey Mr. Thundhurrus…I guess.
Ah, sorry about that!
I’ve taken a holiday and have become a more…uh…friendly Pokemon!
Yes
Quite!
Indubid-
Wait…
Do I know a Mr. and/or Ms. Piplup?
Ignore the optimistic one. He’s an idiot. Good to have you back, though. Where have you been?
Well, see, it’s rather a long story.
After my…minor breakdown that resulted in my disillusionment towards KCalb and certain FEELINGS…I decided that perhaps I should take what Humans call a ‘vacation’ and, as luck would have it, they seemed to be celebrating a holiday known as ‘Christmas’ in the town nearby my lake.
It was quite refreshing!
Now I have made it an official holiday around my lake and every one of my Magikarp friends shall receive presents in the form of a strange edible substance known to Trainers as ‘Rare Candy’!
Where I manage to obtain this is…ahem…strictly confidential.
I allways thought in some pages, if this adventure had no words, people would be making even more sexual comments, but with cheren acting like that, there is no need to imagine…
I wanna have that Tympole shirt
Agreed.
*pops out of hide-y hole* …TO CUTE… *scurries back under-ground*
YOU FAIL GRAMMAR! It was “Too cute” not “To cute”! LEARN ENGLISH!!!
TO CUTE, OR NOT TO CUTE
THAT IS THE GRAMMAR QUESTION
(pokes head out of hide-y hole) I LIVE IN ALABAMA, AND I DO NOT LIKE GRAMMAR, IT IS EVIL!… Please don’t eat me…(scurries back under ground)
…I fail at star-thingies…
*magically edits the quotations so that they are now star-thingies* Fixed.~
Bye now.~ *scurries back to safety*
What the Houndoom is Alabama?
Have those so-called ‘Pokemon Professors’ found a fourth evolution for Abra that I was unaware of?
It’s a state. -.-
IT’S A STATE?!
NO!
…Honestly.
There’s no such thing in the Poke-world.
Get with the times.
ha (throws master ball) got you eevee you are worse at grammar than me loserr.
but beats you in spelling.
You forgot a comma and capitalizing your scentance. How does that you any better?
Me or lord? -head tilt- Stupid username… lord…
…Ehh…
Hey Absol. You spelled “sentence” wrong.
– the Knight of Space, Palkia
,,,,,,Okay. That issssss it! I AM TAKING THEM AND NO ONE WILL SSSSSSEE THEM AGAIN. I CANNOT HANDLE THE CUTE!
BUT THEY’RE THE MAIN CHARACTERS WITHOUT THEM IT’LL JUST BE NAKED POD JUST STANDING THERE ANS SMILING AND- you know what go ahead and take them.
Indeed,,, Deed isssss done. They are mine.
Now who will santa claus visit?! I’m out of a job! -gets a jump kick ready-
Santa can wait its January! Also he should start thinking of us pokemon. I been wanting NeverMeltingIce for a decade so i can stop fixing my house every summer.
I’m with the human santa claus delivery service. If you wish to get in contact with the pokemon one, call zapdos. it’s in charge of the delivery services.
But who’s in charge of public relations? AND WHAT HAPPENED TO DELIBIRD AND ALL THE JYNX?
^ This.
Hello noobs good to see you’s again and a present for being gone for so long (takes out a very tiny box press’s a button and a table apperars with food and drink) tea party ftw.
p.s. Stop parodying charile brown or something like it Black.
Who are you, and why don’t you remember that adults don’t show up in Charlie Brown? They only make trombone noises.
Nooo! I like Black pardying stuff. :3
hazy how long have you been reading this and no one is mature enough in this to be adults
Not even Clay or Juniper? Though, I would expect everyone to be the same age as each other (roughly one year apart), even if time has to warp itself around the characters. Not to mention that the children have to be as mature or moreso than the adults (who don’t seem to show up) when it comes to philosophical beliefs. Or music. And then we need Hilbert to be a war veteran. Ah, but Joy already has the scarf…. He just needs the goggles and the plane.
I thought it might have been a parody of AnoHana because of the ghosts and whatnot but I guess I’m wrong. it doesn’t help that babby!Cheren sort of looks like babby!Chiriko. And while I’m on the subject babby!Cheren has Yukiatsu’s personality as well.
black… did you use how i call you madam sir black for skyla’s miss skyla sir??? if you did i will love you forever… times cosmos, because i already love you forever… JUST TELL ME IF YOU DID OR NOT!!!!! unless you thought of it yourself… then i’ll still love you forever… times cosmos…
I thought it was because somebody said “yes, miss skyla, sir” or something to Skyla in the previous part and they just didn’t compute that it wasn’t a name?
What!Say it using simple sentences yuo noob
well at least i got some answers ^_^
i understand why they’re babies, that beheeyem *gurgling, derpy noises like on the show* used his reality bending powers to make them see what they want, like sharon saw alder like he wanted, they’ll most likely evade death ^_^
This must be posted here.
http://pokememes.memebase.com/2012/01/05/pokmon-ffinally-a-good-use-for-stunfisk/
This makes me feel better when I’m upset.
“For those of you going, you’ll get to see me and shihfu in matching maid outfits.”
Your gender… I have ascertained it. >B)
It took you this long? LOL JK
but that menas nothing about getting a gender right, they may, or may not be, crossdressing for all we know, what we do now, is that they are quite fond of it.
And DAMN, i wish i was North-American, you get all those cool conventions, i’m so shellos!
tell me, where is this meeting takingplace, and what does the acronym stand for (ALA)
I believe it stands for Anime Los Angeles.
It takes place in Los Angeles.
“I’ll be old enough real soon” was sooooooo funny
Old enough? Old enough for what exactly….. *suggestive eyebrow wiggle*
i agree
Looking for my rant on how i was right about beheeyem’s *derpy gurgling noises* powers bending reality? look up -3- no, farther… faaaaaaaaaaaaarther… TOO FAR!! okay there
You had me at “Sharon”.
…have they even realized they’re in the bodies of children yet? o-o