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I’ll be getting back to the main story~
*looks at poll* JESUS YOU GUYS ARE YOUNG
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Jupiter is not a True Ninja! She made a noise!….Heeeyyy, she’s even visible! She’s not a real ninja!
On a different note, does ‘almost as old as existance’ count as over 30?
hmmm just barely :u
Jupiter? lol four days later
wow… I can’t believe no one noticed that
No, Jupiter is a real ninja. She was hiding on the ceiling. JuNiPer, on the other hand, was not a true ninja.
Don’t you hate it when someone wakes you up from a really good dream?
Yes…
One night i dreamed that i have catch Ho-Oh and fly whit him(Relly i fly WHIT him not ON him!), but my mom call me on my phone and i fall from my bed… TT^TT
I hate that too.
I was having a dream about Harry Potter and Yu-Gu-Yo and Pokemon all mixed into one and I woke up just as Pikachu got abducted by Aliens and Ash tried going after him.
My dreams are that fucked up, yes.
i also hate it, one time, i was dreaming about Lady Gaga singing Judas to me with Judas next to her, then an aquarium appeard, and we were in it, then the water turned into melted chocolate and we all died. as it turns out, my alrm clock rang, which made us die. XD
I WANT YOUR DREAMS >,O,< ALL I DREAM IS BLACK!!!! THE COLOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My trainer has similar dreams, just remove Harry Potter and the aliens and add bakugan.
So….. toast?
I know, right? I had this dream where I wrote the most AMAZING article for my blog, like, the blog entry to end all blog entries… I’d gotten a million reblogs, tons of new followers, international internet fame…
…and then my alarm went off and I realized I’d fallen asleep on top of Tumblr instead of studying for my final… >.>
(and I couldn’t remember what I wrote in my amazing article…)
I dream in languages I don’t speak. Maybe languages that aren’t real. In any case, not in English. So when I wake up I understand nothing.
I just crossed the threshold into the 22-30 voting category three hours ago. :D
Happy birthday!
happy birthday!
congrats on surviving another year
Happy Birthday.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!~
:D
Happy birthday. ^.^
HAPPAY BIRTHMAS!!!!!!
aaa happy belated birthday!
HAPPY NEW YEARS!
Wait *checks calender* Crap that was stupid of me.
Happy Birthday~ :3
Still in the 18-21 Category. I was kinda shocked when i heard my younger sister was reading this too, and she fell out of pokemon a while ago.
Seeing all these young’uns makes one feel old.
*old person voice* Those dang younguns… in my day we had Prof. Oak! Kids today and their Pods and whatnot…. bah…… *is also in the 18-21 category*
it’s ok, gramps, i’ll walk you to your room… you want panpour to heat up the bath?
Well, would it make you feel better if creepy 40-year olds were reading pokemon and gay love?
That’s who Black is aiming at.
Black is such a milf.
yes
I think it will be creepy…… But on the other hand this entertains me. BRING ME THAT 40 YEAR OLD I WANT HIM TO READ THIS!
PFFFFF… Poor Juniper, traumatized for life XD
Loved the nin ja thing, in especial because everyone thinks that the Shadow Trio may be these Gym Leaders ^^
Hum…Now I wonder what would be if we had a crossover with Pokemon Special~
*BEAT*
OHMYGOD *EXPLODES*
Some people think the Shadow Trio are THESE GUYS?! WHY?
I’ve never heard that theory before, but it actually makes sense :O
It would explain why they were missing at the end of the game when the other gym leaders were at the castle.
Because
1.3 brothers 3 traid people
2.they weren’t there in N’s castle but the traid were
3.It would be nice to have some evil gym leaders besides the ones in the manga.
We already have one since the first game, Giovanni.
It is because of this.
The Three Monkey Masks
Fun with explosions :3
o hohohohohoh~ I am so loving this.
:D im guessing that thundurus is next
Wouldn’t it be Melodetta?
I’d suspect Meloetta, since it was second.
And then of course
Bug-type Arceus because how else will there be a dream world with Barghi.
… I wish my dreams were that awesome.
I had a Pokemon/Yu-Gi-Yo/Harry Potter cross over dream once.
Yugi sent out a card and it was Harry but Harry didn’t have a wand he had Pikachu and he sent out Pikachu. Pikachu was then abducted by aliens and Harry turned into Ash and caught Pikachu in his arms. He was lifted with Pikachu into the UFO and then I woke up.
I am that messed up, yes.
I had a dream that I was Gold and I was with Silver in the ocean. Then this wailmer tried to mate with us and the scene changed. I had to play Duel Monsters to save Silver from the evil Spongebob clams.
Then I turned into Spongebob and crawled into a hole with the clams to hear them sing.
Check.
She doesn’t look ready to do it again XD
MY GOD. I’M SO YOUNG!
i didnt think i was that young…. I AINT ONE OF THE TEN-YEAR OLDS AT LEAST XD
damn, wveryone is too young, I am in the 22 – 30 area
That Munna Smile is too cute for syndication.
I’m 25!
be proud!
I’ve been 19 for about 50 years now. Do I still count as young?
*rofls*
In the 13-17 range. MAJORITY YEAHHH
YES *high five*
FUCK YEAH MAJORITY!
What half of the majority are you in?
13-15 or 15 1/2-17?
13-15 ^^;
To be exact, I’m 13.
I’ll be 16 in one month
13-15.
I am 15 and will be 16 in febuary :3 Just in time for pokemon park 2 to come out C:
Yep! Majority, baby!
16 in like 3 weeks. Holy smokes, 10 year olds reading this. * feels old man*
explosions and “that was great! ready to do it again?”
I C WUT U DID THARR… you did that on purpose -v-
*MIND BLOWEN*
I just love how AMAZINGLY FRABTABULISTIC this comic is.
That was one great explosion. ^_^
I’m eleven!!!
oh, yessed. I am enjoying this too much.
Oh, and I am in the 13-17 category. I feel so young~
Ahahahaha that was awesome. The look on her face when she woke up. ‘xD
(This comic has corrupted so many young ones. Hahaha.)
Stop attracting little kids Black! Don’t make us call Chris Hanson.
But I have no control over who I attract!
Phoenix…got owned. XD
I wish I had dreams like that. All of my dreams involve people chasing me and trying to catch/kill me. I need to ask Darkrai about that.
You called.
Why the hell are all of my dreams about people trying to kill me? Nightmares are your thing, right? What did I ever do to you?
Nothing
Actully checking my dream chart that’s your average dream.I have never really tampered with your dreams at all, I only did when I was either high or really bored.
Dude, if those are my normal dreams, than I have a messed up mind.
Don’t. Even. Go. There.
Once I dreamed I was a monster, with sharp claws and teeth and wings.
I would hide under a child’s bed and wait for them to fall into a deep slumber.
When they did, I would go onto their bed and whisper in their ears, “Justice,” with my long tongue.
Then I would devour them.
Yes you both have very fucked up minds.
…Celebish, remember that movie where you turned evil after being captured by that Dark Ball? I’m pretty sure all that pokeball did was bring out what was already there to begin with.
If that’s true, I hope no one else on this site gets caught by one.
WE’RE NOT YOUNG BLACK
YOU’RE JUST ANCIENT
man you should have put DAH DAH DAH DAAAAAAAAH at the bottom of the 2nd panel but thats ok it’s still awesome anyway :D
JOLTIK INVAASSIOOOON
Well, I imagine there are a lot of 13-17 year olds who found the comic through dA. Your older audience is also of a respectable size.
Wow. At least now I don’t have to feel old when I’m schooling my sister on the original pokemon happenings…
“You don’t know the horrors I’ve seen, Fennel…half-naked men…a lawyer with a temper…and croutons, so many croutons…”
Well, that sure was fun. Are we going to do another, or is it back to our regularly programmed schedule?
there’ll be others, but I’ll be going back to the main comic now
*pops out of hidy hole again* 11 is not to young to start reading a comic of this degree.~
12 is not to young to be making this comment.~
Logic. -3-
I’m twelve, too :3
Lol Eevee. LOGIC!!!
There’s always logic.~
Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to hide before that Eevee-eaten Legendary finds me…
Bye.~ *digs back into hidy hole, further down*
Wait! Come back here, food!
Giratina what do Eevees taste like?
Deliciousness. Think of it this way; they go wonderfully with pretty much any flavoring because they have so many different Eveelutions. Evees are so small and tender that they melt in your mouth, and you can cook them so many different ways. They’re the perfect ingredient to any dish! A chef’s dream!
You giratina have inspired me to actually try to attempt to eat my closest friend online that is an Eevee.
…Now I’m thinking of anime!Cilan eating wild Eevee.
This takes Juniper to a whole new level.
NINTENDO + TEAM NINJA PRESENTS
JUNIPER GAIDEN 3!
Perhaps “obtained” would be a better word…
Did anyone else notice Pod on the back of the newspaper in the first panel?
I love this whole thing.
I laabu you…. O.O
In an adoring/stalkerish way. Ahahaha.
Oh and I’m almost 17.5 years old.
EXACTLY :D
i enter the 22-30 range in 2 months :P
my favorite part was watching for Pod in every panel. EVERY PANEL NEEDS A POD <3
a naked one, preferably ~uguuu
I thought that this was directed at teenagers and young adults.
Also, this should be done again. I have an amazing idea.
I am scared.
Should I be?
Yes.
Very very scared.
Go for it I be hinding in that rock over there. Tell me when its over.
Screw being scared, I wanna see how this turns out.
…But I’ll bring a crowbar and some potato chips, just to be safe. You always need those at all times. Always. Forever.
(And ever and ever)
I’m not scared. I should be, but I’m not.
You want to share some of those chips Izzy?
I brought 2 bags. *Gives Dark a bag of chips*
I am not young. Take that back immediately!
I am 13
leave me alonee ;~;
Physically, I may only be 15, but mentally, I am almost 18! (Or at least 16, more mature than my 19 year old sister, anyway)
I like to believe I am of no age. I look older than I am, as well as act, and constantly forget what my actual age is because of this.
Hence, I am of no age. OvO
My dreams… suck. I need a dream like this .-. my best dream was i was in school and we were dumping barrels of toxic waste on everybody…
Wait, that didn’t come out right :x
Umm, anyway. I’m surprised that they’re so much few of us 18-21.
>:U Inorite? Why are there so many youngsters here?!?
*is 21*
Back off all ye chibis! I’ll eat you for breakfast!
anyways… this was amusing, but honestly, i prefer the main storyline, Black.
I love eating chibis for breakfast.
I Shall join you for I am 20. REVOLUTION!
They make a really good cereal. Nice and crunchy and good with milk.
I belong to the 18-21 group. So proud.
Btw, LOVE that last panel!
Pshhhhh THAT’s a dream? That’s nothing…Mine are worse…WAAAY worse…(as in the randomness scale)
Though, somehow that kind of dream DOES suit Professor Juniper… O_o
Why don’t you take a seat over there.
an undead being never tells their age… if they do, they’re only whispering in your ear to steal your soul :)
… psst! i’m in the somethin-or-other-to-hermaphlurbin area… 14… don’t worry, i only look for willow-the-wisps… but you will evaporate if you look into my power source… ;D
It’s Wednesday, when is there going to be a new comic up?
Crap cannot believe I missed such an event :C Anywho glad to be back this was random and epic and its offical I had my awesome fill of pod for the day.
Did little Grimey just explode? The poor little guy….
RIP Grimey, we hardly knew ye.
I Love these comics~ They brighten my day~ <3
Please keep up the great work!
Whew, I finally caught up!
That was awesome by the way.
Black, you should do next a gender poll. I as a 19 yo man with a beard am intrigued by this age distribution…
Ninja’d? XD….oh so that’s what happened to my Soul Silver….=_= dang you ninjas