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TIME IS 39 MINUTES.
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ARIGHT SO THIS IS HOW IT’S GOING DOWN:
Professor Juniper begins her first Dreamworld Adventure in the Striaton Gym kitchen.
Chili appears with only a towel covering his nether-regions.
Juniper wonders what a weird, mostly naked person is doing in the gym.
Chili tells her that he needs her help as a waitress and he’ll pay her with something special.
Chilli reveals that he lost his contact while dancing.
A meteor falls through the ceiling.
Cilan comes out of meteor and hits Juniper
Then Cress comes in and everybody dances.
Naked brothers service.
Pheonix Wright comes in through the window and yells “OBJECTION!”
Then they get transported to a coutroom where Grimey is being acused of crimes against newspapers
The newspapers are produced as evidence and Pod is on the front page.
Pod appears and ASKS IF HE IS LATE AND IF ANYONE WANTS ANY CROUTONS WITH THIER SOUP (?)
EVERYONE WANTS CROUTONS with their soup, except Juniper. Everyone throws croutons at her for it.
Juniper turns into a ninja and kidnaps the newspaper. Cue explosions
XYVENTURES 
Professor Juniper begins her first Dreamworld Adventure in the Striaton Gym kitchen.
Black. a wild kyubey appears and change the professor into a magical girl.
WAVE OF OVER 9000 JOLITKS:DDDD
Love it~ Haha
*has been stalking my email all day*
Black. Chili appears with only a towel covering his nether-regions.
Karmine the Chandelure is our first winner!
Black: Juniper looks out the window, looking for a newspaper stand.
Karmine: Juniper wonders what a weird, mostly naked person is doing in the gym.
LEAFYGUYDS is the second winner
Karmine the Chandelure. Chili tells her that he needs her help as a waitress and he’ll pay her with something special.
Black: Ghetsis appears and captures Grimey.
LEAFYGUYDS. Chilli starts flailing for no reason at all.
LEAFYGUYDS: Chili tells her that he needs her help as a waitress and he’ll pay her with something special.
TK is the third winner
LEAFY: Grimey appears behind the mostly naked person
TK: Turns out that “special something” is a map to the thingamajigger. Juniper gets the map from Chili.
TK. Chilli reveals that he lost his contact while dancing.
Lambo is the fourth winner
ahh there needs to be more people playing;;
TK. Cilan comes in and facepalms.
TK.
While serving tea in a maid outfit, Juniper wonders how she’s going to reach her goal.
LEAFYGUYDS. Juniper then is attacked by Cilan
TK. cialn and Crest come and smash his contact
Lambo.
A meteor falls through the ceiling.
what a tweest :u
kalistina is our fifth winner
no deaths though;;;
Lambo. Chili proceeds to go bananas
Lambo. Cress comes to clothe Chili.
Lambo: Juniper decides to make a new contact using ingredients found in the kitchen
Lambo: Team Plasma found it already and took it to the thingimajigger. Chili has joined the party.
kalistina. Cilan comes out of meteor and hits Juniper
Nightmare is our sixth winner
Kalistina: Team Plasma was riding the meteor. Mary claims that the missing contact is with the thingimajigger. Chili joins the party.
Kalistina. Pod comes out of the meteor wearing a space suit.
kalistina. Then all the dinosaurs kept in the freezers died.
kalistina. Chili devours the meteor whole.
kalistina: The meteor contains magical oran berry aliens
Nightmare. Juniper stabs him with pens.
TK. Juniper questions Pod’s motives. Pod explains the something special is being the first customer for their new special: naked dining with three brothers (Dent and Corn appear blushing in the same clothing as Pod).
Nightmare. Then Cress comes in and everybody dances.
Alice is our seventh winner
Nightmare. Pod comes in and tries to break it up.
nightmare: juniper throws an epic bitch fit
Nightmare: Juniper spills tea everywhere, revealing the location of the contact.
Karmine
Cilan Procedes to try to hold Chilli down. But is accidentally knocked unconscious.
Nightmare Cilan Procedes to try to hold Chilli down. But is accidentally knocked unconscious.
Kalistina: Cilan’s precious tea set is destroyed by the meteor!! :O
Alice. then Grimy comes in and stinks up the room, making Cress and Chili flee
Lambo. Chili puts applesauce all over the gym for good luck
Alice. Suddenly the Striaton gym leaders are dressed as drunk England. Juniper fails to contain her squees.
Alice. But then Izaya Orihara from Durarara! appears and snickers at the sight.
Nightmare. Pod starts biting Corn’s head.
Alice. Naked brothers service.
Justice is our ….. eighth winner!
Alice~ Then the little Trubbish comes in and has a solo
Alice: Seeing that nobody is taking the quest seriously, Pod grabs Juniper, and they go out in search of the thingimajigger.
Alice. Sebastian from Kuroshitsuji comes in and holds up a “help wanted” add and wants a job.
Alice. Juniper snaps out of it and begins to search for the thingamajigger.
Kalistna: Kyurem then rises from the ashes bearing cookies and cream ice cream
Alice. Cress admits, still dancing, that there is a map to the thingamajigger’s location, in someone in the room’s pants.
Alice. With everyone distracted by dancing, Juniper creeps away to go look for a newspaper stand
Nightmare: Juniper hits him back, causing Cress to randomly appear out of nowhere.
Alice.
ANOTHER METEOR….oh wait, it’s a disco ball! Along with the man your man could smell like!
kalistina
The professor crawls into the meteor to find a team Plasma base.
Justice. Pheonix Wright comes in through the window and yells “OBJECTION!”
Devil is our ninth winner
and has summoned the unrelated character :u
Justice: Juniper faints and begins to have a dream within the dream
justice: juniper tries to flee by flailing her arms around crazily
Justice. Then suddenly. Fangirls.
Justice. Pod comes in and HE HAS THE THINGAMAJIGGER
Justice. Monkeys come and attack the brothers
Justice. And suddenly, naked sashimi platters. But then Juniper remembers her mission (and also that eating off an underage boy would land her in jail), and flips the table. Chilli freaks out and everyone absconds, but he drops the reward.
Justice
Juniper uses the naked service time to look for the thingy and happens upon the store room of the restaurant where there are various silly and nonsensical things.
Justice. Then, germans arrive and gives everybody rubber boots.
Devil: Juniper demands evidence
Devil~ Then they get transported to a coutroom where Grimey is being acused of crimes against newspapers
Crystal Tears is our tenth winner
The plot thickens :U
Devil. The brothers attack Pheonix with Juniper as their pokemon
Devil. Juniper jumps over Phoenix Wright and threw the now open window, yelling “OVERRULED!”
Devil. Pod jumps Pheonix
Devil. Juniper freaks out and ninja-throws pens in Phoenix’s eyes.
Devil. Legal battle ensues with Juniper suing Chilli for the thingy
Justice. Juniper starts a pillow fight
Devil
Juniper sneaks off to find the thingy in the commotion while POD puts Phoenix down for 7563527475 grilled chicken sammiches.
Nightmare. Corn attempts to refrain Cilan from hitting Juniper, but fails.
Crystal. The newspapers are produced as evidence and Pod is on the front page.
OH AND THEN HE SHOWS UP AS A WITNESS
Hydreigon is our eleventh winner
Crystal. The Judge is Ghestis in disguise!
CrystalTears: cress grows a beard and becomes the judge
Crystal: Grimey’s lawyer is Juniper, the judge is Fennel, and the witnesses are the gym leaders.
Crystal Tears. Juniper is brought in as a witness. Grimey is found guilty.
Crystal Tears. Phoneix sues Grimy for stealing newspapers
Crystal Tears. Pheonix Wright must prove Grimey’s innocence with Edgeworth as the prosecution
Crystal. Cress runs and boots everybody’s heads.
Justice
Cress offers Phoenix Wright a dance and they begin to tango!
Hydreigon. Pod appears and ASKS IF HE IS LATE AND IF ANYONE WANTS ANY CROUTONS WITH THIER SOUP (?)
Well I suppose the ‘appears’ is already a given xD
DontCallMeHuman is our twelfth winner
we’re near the end now :U
Devil. They all continue dancing.
oops,didnt see that Hydregon won…
Hydreigon. Pod testifies that he only posed for the newspaper because they offered him ice cream.
Hydregion. Pod then rips the newspaper to shreds
Hydreigon. Pod tells everyone that he’s innocent, and his towel falls off. The judge (who’s now randomly Kanji from Persona) gets a nosebleed and Pod is free to go.
DontCallMeHuman. The room stares at pod blankly, one person in the room gets all excited at the thought of croutons 8D
Oh and then the room is showered with croutons XD
Hydreigon. Pod is asked to provide testimony against Grimey, by pointing out things on the “where did they touch you” doll.
Devil
In response, Juniper gasps at the sudden appearing Pheonix, while Pod swiftly replies with an “OVER-RULED,” Even though he has no clue what the accusation was about.
DontCallMeHuman. Everyone gets soup and delicious croutons. Then Pod tells everyone that he’s innocent, and his towel falls off. The judge (who’s now randomly Kanji from Persona) gets a nosebleed and Pod is free to go.
Justice. Karkat Vantas (from Homestuck) pops out of nowhere and says “WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?”
Yeay I love KarKitty from homestuck he’s my favourite character.
DontCallMeHuman: EVERYONE WANTS CROUTONS with their soup, except Juniper. Everyone throws croutons at her for it.
SharingOxygen is lucky 13!
now let’s figure out a way to wrap this up :u
Hydreigon. Make a sammich.
dontcallmehuman
Phoenix Wright jumps up to Pod and eats all of the soup alone.
Dontcallme: Pod is holding a crouton bag which turns out to be the thingamaggiger
DontCallMeHuman. Everyone has a tea party right then
Human: The jury rejoices and glomps Pod for croutons, while Grimey escapes on the meteor.
Dontcallmehuman. THE CROUTONS ARE THE THINGY
DontCallMeHuman. Karkat Vantas (from Homestuck) pops out of nowhere and says “WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?”
Why do I always find Homestucks in the most random of places?
XD I dunno
hello homestuck XD
I did not expect to see this. I wish this would happen xD
I like where this is going
KarKitty :33
dontcallmehuman. CROUTON PARTY
DontCallMeHuman. Thanksgiving dinner, Pod is the stuffing.