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I’ll be honest. I was expecting some Ghetsis x Hitler sexy time until I saw that last panel.
*coughcough**small voice*me too*coughcough*
everyone thought that my friend. EVERYONE.
Really? I didn’t.
BUT IT IS IN A WAY! I have to admit..never thought i would…but ghetsis looks knda sexy there. XD
And i really think EVERYONE should learn to chill JUST like pod. XD
Whoaaaa, implied necrophilia? I didn’t think Ghetsis was that screwed up. :3
To be honest I can totally see Ghetsis making out with that Hitler’s decapitated head.
Or Maybe I’m just COCO
i would say coco…
For a second I was like “you can’t be serious about the endless eight thing…”
Then I saw almost everything I’ve ever wanted to see with the other panels.
I busted out laughing at Pod and Mr. NPC-face.
Skyla sence the first tim I saw her I wanted to punch her in the face I don’t know why I just did.
She reminds me of a stripper. I hope im not the only one.
Because she is
You’re not. :D
Well I’m relieved im not alone on that thought anymore.
yep she sure as hell shouldn’t be a pilot with those popeye arms….damn
*laughed so much at everything* MR NPC FACE, GLAD TO SEE YOU’RE DOING WELL~~
… and the Ghetsis panel is terrifying and absolutely awesome. <33
ahaha now we know what happened to the npc-faced mouse <3
ahh I forgot about those things I never use hgjfgjhgfdfj
he’s got a tablet on his lap or something;;
Are they still “computer mice” in Pokémon-land? Or do they call them “computer Rattatas” or something? That’s always made me wonder… :/
OMG! “what happened to the mouse?” troupe! I love you.
wow
the pics loocked funny and weird XD
until the final picture … something so dark like that instantly kill the humor :U
Black’s mom made me lol. I wonder what she would think if she knew about N, and the crossdressing, and Cynthia hiding in the closet… XD
I wonder what Black or N would think if they knew that. Black would probably freak out.
EMMET X POD OTP
Fuck.
I’d ship this really hard.
I am Emmet… und I APPROVE. (But Ingo might get jealous, ja?)
nein. he’s too, how they say, emo? like herr cheren but less douche, plus oh so sexy
I’ll ship the shit outta this.
Uggghh.
No thanks.
I like Emmet/Ingo…
I WOULD SHIP THE FUCK OUT OF THIS. OH YES.
why do i feel compelled to agree with this…. it feels so right and it scares me
Skyla!? Hurry up so I can give you more of my money!
Ahaha “foreigners” ahaha! XD Also I love Pod. >w< Poor Black's mother though. XD
But what's going on with Ghetsis and Hitler's head…? O.O Pfft. That made me think of that Doctor Who episode. XD River's so awesome. =3
I totally thought of that, especially in the second episode~
Everyone knows that Genesect are a race of Caterpie whose top scientist created robotic suits for them to use to not be horrible weaklings.
Hitler a dalek, Ghetsis is Davros, what does this make N???
…Dalek Caan?…
The Dalek that turned itself into a human hybrid? (forgot his name) =3
GHETSIS IS THE TESELECTA!
I feel sorry for his mother. ;.;
His reaction to Arti was cute. XD
And that last panel is disgusting.
….I’m stilll confused about Genesect, though.
Pod <3
And also, is this only the second time we've seen Black's mom?
i thought it was the first…
Didn’t we see her once in an episode where she called Black and she talked with N…..?
Third actually. She appeared for the first time when she dropped out of the sky onto Black’s face to deliver his running shoes, and second on a phone call where N told her that her son still makes her cry sometime. There was also a cute mother’s day extra on deviantart.
OMG, IT’S THE RETURN OF DAT VANILLITE!
Ssssskyla? Who isssss thissssss Sssssklya? SSSSSHE DOESSSS NOT EXISSSSST!
All in good time, my chilly friend. All mysteries will be revealed in time.
hey seen any kanto legendaries lately, except 4 me and my brother mew?
Some lady with giant boobs.
OI.
GET.
You’ve got my name but you look like Zoroark. What the hell are you?!
Some kind of mutant abomination, most likely.
*ahem…* >>; what Zekky MEANS to say is that we’ve already got a commenter under that name. Uhm– the commenters here get rather incensed if you take their name… especially if it’s a legendary since there can only be one. But don’t worry, there are plenty of other great pokemon that aren’t legendaries.
Interesting~
Zoroarkrom…I could see the potential value in such a hybrid.
-Ponders-
Is another island going to explode?! That’s what happened when genes were spliced last time! I had to clean up the dead bodies and it was horrible! They were in the ocean and the others tried to eat them so I got curious but it tasted icky so I got mad and sunk what was left and then I went home.
They didn’t even have any cookies.
Yes, Mr/Ms. Manaphy…an island will explode.
Hehehe~
UH…
I mean…
Which would be tragic, but such things are inevitable with such a strange and powerful creature.
Some redhead Ukrainian and Irish woman with a spray tan.
Her hair is dyed she isn’t Irish or Ukrainian.SHE IS A SLUT.
She has to be Ukrainian. I mean, her boobs are so big they even attracted me!
She’s still a slut, but she’s a Ukrainian slut.
To be fair, they are the best kind.
Has anyone ever thought how big her HANDS are?
You’re completely missing the point.
If only they had the symptoms like from Earthbound, where calling your mom was the only way to cure Homesickness. D:
I hope Emmet wear something under the floating tire … X’D
*Snickers*
No, I don’t think he is.
But I don’t think Ingo minded. He’s so use to it already.
He isn’t, most likely.
But its okay.
NOPE :D
Me Gusta
What is that thing that gaycheese is holding and qhy I am too scared to know?
That… is Hitlers head (AKA your head).
I know, not very pretty, right?
*giggles at other pictures… but the last one* 0-0… Johan monster alert…
Then who’s the Genesect scribbled behind him? Mussolini?
Is…Black NUDE when Arti-kun calls him?
Maybe.
Is there a reason you felt it necessary to change your icontar?
Two words, kiddo: swim trunks.
Either that or the leaf storm ripped more of his pants then I thought.
Alas poor Hitler! I knew him, Harmonia, a fellow of Plasma fun, of most excellent destruction.
He hath served me on his back a thousand times, and now how abhorr’d in my eye it is!
Hah, all the panels were hilarious. Even though you only made one post this week, it was still really good.
I have to wonder though, if that is Hitler’s head… then how the heck did Ghetsis make Genesect out of him? I mean, doesn’t Genesect at least need a brain or something? Or is Genesect a modified clone of Hitler…? I don’t know.
I wanna know what in the world I am!!!
You are…………….. SOMETHING *dun, dun, daaaaaaaaaaaaaaa*
I would have Loved The Clay story~! Also the Pod one, but Pod’s a given.
After allthey went through to save Hitler.
Myfriendstillhdme shouting “Jews aren’t Pokemon” at least once a week.
i wonder what happened with Landorus and his pervert brother…or who won the water fight, Juniper or Fennel? or if Garbodor ate all the icecream… aaaaahhhhh too many questions, so little time!
BLACK NEVER CALLS YOU BECAUSE YOU KICKED HIM IN THE FACE
YOU HORRIBLE MOTHER YOU
maybe motherly kick got a critical hit XD
The german beanpoles are presenting the new “Subway Summer Collection” (in the special >SEXY Edition!<)
FKK FTW!
Poor Black’s mom ;_;
Chili be chillin’
And so does Vanillite~
The twins<3!
I love this update. So much.
Emmet and Pod aren’t wearing pants are they?
-looks down- …Nope, no pants. Vho needs pants on a subvey?
That goes with the question of who needs pants anywhere? I don’t.
Then again, that’s because I don’t have legs long enough to fit into pants, but that’s beside the point.
Mr. NPC face should be Bill from Accounting. Also I srsly thought you were gonna do Endless summer for a minute. Well played..
I DEMAND THE RETURN OF FARFIGNUGLETRON
i second that opinion
Third’d
You spelt it?
And Black nicknamed it Faga-herp-a-derp.
D’aww, scared me for a second there! That’d be one hell of an endless summer…
In other news: Poor Mrs (Miss..?) Black’s mom! (…DOES BLACK HAVE A DAD?!)
And Ghetsis with Hitlers head, well, all I can say is it bloody well serves Hitler right for going after poor Arti’s smexy painting! (Damn, that was a looong time ago o_O)
Of course Black has a dad
Are you suggesting he was created spontaniously without a father?
…I’m confused. Which one is Pod and which is the Vanillite? They both look similar…
i dont know its so hard to differentiate(sp)!
I thought you were serious about the eight episode thing and i was like NOOOOOOOO! O_O
and i really want to be chilling with Pod right now :)
Also, is Emmet naked? Fantastic if he is :D
SVIMSUITS! :D
I would love to be their chilling with Pod.
Umm… it’s spelled “there”?
Darkrai English has very bad.
Sorry I acidently used the wrong there/their/they’re but I speak better english than you do becuse I’m Irish and I spell colour with a U and for your entertainment I will say a name of a county Mayo.
Huh.
Australian English doesn’t sound so bad now.
Darkrai, I luv ya heaps, but the last part of that sentence made no sense at all.
But hey, don’t mind to me much. I call erasers ‘rubbers’
Same here Mr/Ms/Mrs Weezing.Some americans say that “rubber” means condom and look at us we say that “rubber” means erasers.
Those silly NewYorkers and their idioms, right?
Yes
at least you understand me my Austrailian friend
um… friend it feels unatural to say that and I think I know why Ghetsis killed Adolf maybe he corected him in his grammar.He is a grammar nazi.
Learn to use commas, Irish mon. You just make sentences that go on and on AND ON, and I have to spend a few minutes lowering my intelligence level to the point where I am able to understand it.
And I’m supposed to be the stupid one. When the stupid one calls you stupid, you’re damn stupid.
Thundhurrus I know I’m stupid but I don’t like commas that much because they MOCK me.
Sorry I can act like such a douche when I’m tired (Is studying for a test and it’s 12:15 over here.
THE COMMASES MOCKS YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE STUPIDITERS THEN MOI.
DON’T MAKLE ME GET THE TRASHY MAN IN HERE.
You mean Garbodor? No, please don’t get him, I hate that guy! He’s always shitting the place up, making it unpleasant for everyone!
I second to what weezing saying. Bad enough i died once im not letting the smell of skunk crap pudding punch my nose to death.
Blacks mom looks like she needs a cookie.
Dam Manaphy why do you mock me so
D:
I’m sorry Mister Darkrai.
Do you want a cookie too?
No here you have the cookie
Emmet, setzen einige verdammt Kleidung auf.
I LOVE THE SUBWAY BOSSES;;; ♥
WHO DOESN’T!!!!! I used to hate them, but now, they’re slowly becoming my faves. Same thing happened with Pod.
Who doesn’t.
They rouse quickly to my favorites, and now they are number one.
They have even beat Gary/Green/Whatever-you-call-him.
Who doesn’t?
This webcomic made them just so lovable. I love them more than red chalk, and I’m pretty sure they’re my very favorites at the moment. <3
-Looks Up-
Ahem.
Who does?
YAY. LOVE. :D
There’s so much to comment on I had to make a list.
1) Oh lawd I thought you were serious about the seven other versions… :3
2) Clay is such a southern xenophobe.
3) Pod’s Vanillice has the same soul-sucking eyes. Not sure why I find that so terrifying… o.0
4) I bet everyone forgot about mom.
Also, WHAT THE HELL IS GHETSIS DOING WITH HITLER’S SEVERED HEAD? That got creepy fast.
He’s about to make sweet sweet hate to it.
Skyla will make her appearance soon, and so shall I. Just you wait, brothers, just you wait…
-Snickers-
YES. MORE POD. DELICIOUS.
And oh man. I can totally see that happening to Clay.
NO ARCEUS PLEASE NO MORE SUMMER SPECIAL–
THANK ARCEUS.
Also, that’s one badass sketch of Ghetsis.
lol,pod and vanilish
dat color
Am I seriously the only one that cares about, and glad that Mr. NPC-Face is back? </3
im a real newbie to this site but i love it i read the enttire collection in less then 24 hours (seperated nicely) and i keep rereading it i mainly liked the first two chapters mainly because missingno is my favorite pokemon /glitch/ and the tea partys along the way where funny. I greatly enjoyed reading this im so glad you update on a (ir)reguallar baises because another comic i was reading it took over a month to make the next page /during the summer/ and i find that you update at a higher frequency then most people who make comics like these. ive noticed your drawing style is a mix of anime and /adventuretime/ type thing which makes it simpler and easyer to read. thanks for posting the comics they’re alot of fun to read
Zorua, out!
I hope you do well in the world of Black Adventuers comment box.
How cool, choosing Zorua. Good choice, Sir and/or Ma’am. There is still good Pokemon choices left.
I hope you do well too, because I don’t want to have to stab people as cool as me.
Don’t worry. When things get rough I’ll do the stabbling around here out of protection…… As soon as I find a way to let my spirit out of this stupid orb.
as someone else said as I skimmed… SVIMSUITS!
Also POD knows the BEST way to chill in the summer~~
Lol, oh Pod…
Aw, Pod, that’s why we love you.
Poor Mama. She is so neglected.
Claaaay, you know you want to join the twins for their beach-vacaaation. You know you waant it.
Mr. NPC face is the true ring leader of plasma. You know it is the truth
That is incorrect. Mr. NPC face is actually the physical manifestation of all existence.
I am mistaken. Forgive me as I am lacking your glorious wisdom.
You are forgiten.
Wrong.
Mr.NPC is obviously the man who will do something silly and seemingly insignificant later on to decide the fate of New York, and it will be completely unexpected.
Mr. NPC-Face is an employer of mine, so that statement is more than likely true.
-Sighs-
Can’t find good help these days, especially not where strange-faced humans are concerned.
Azelf just don’t tell them how he became Mr NPC Face.
I’m not getting my hands dirty again for you.
-Grins and salutes-
Mr. NPC face is the most beautiful, and flawless character in this entire comic. ;D
I love Black’s reaction to Arti.
“KJAGFAUDHSKJD!!!”
You’re so cute with your little man-crush….
Ah. Now I see the head.
SKYLA IS A WHORE!
SOMEONE WHO AGREES!
Thank you, my friend!
EMMET AND INGO KJAGFAUDHSKJD-
FINALLY, HAHA! Poor Clay must be feeling so akward. Most people would, if they happened to ride the subway in the heat of summer only to see THEM dressed that way.
Someone at that meeting will ask Clay why he looks so freaked. And he will not have an effing clue what to say.
Also, I think how amazing the Shadow Triad I mean Striaton Trio are in this little extra doesn’t even have to be pointed out.
You actually believe THAT stupid conspiracy theory? Well, I believe the stupid conspiracy theory that the Shadow Triad are all female.
I may not have ‘intimate’ knowledge of human anatomy, but wouldn’t that mean that they would have to have…ugh…breasts?
Last time we saw them, there was certainly a lack of female body parts and one of them was subtly coping a feel at poor Ms. Bel.
-Nods-
Unless, of course, you’re insinuating the Shadow Triad are all flat-chested lesbians.
-Tilts Head-
Well we’ll have to wait for Pokemon Grey which may not be long…
If you haven’t noticed by now the pokemon grey website domain has been registered by the same people who registered pokemon Black and White website domain.
She wore an itsy-bitsy, teeny-weeny, yellow polka-dot bikini…
I would so love to be in that ice box/freezer/thing with Pod and Vanillite. ♥
COVER THE MOOBS, IT’S ARTIE. Aw, Black, you so cute.
… I had horrible thoughts that must be shared…
GAYCHEESE: “Alas, poor Hitler! I knew him, Genosect; a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy; he hath borne me on his back a thousand times; and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is! My gorge rises at it. Here hung those lips that I have kissed I know not how oft. Where be your gibes now?”
You, sir, have just made my week.
NO HITLER WHAAIIIII!!
Why does the HITLER under his foot remind me of Toy Story?
I saw the last panel and thought “…Hamlet?”
But Arti, I just love you. And derp!vanillish.
Dat’s a Vanillite, not Vanillish. Notice the circular bottom of it’s crystal cone.
Plus, it’s lacking a second head.
-Nods-
Wait, no, that’s their evolution…isn’t it?
-Shrugs-
I don’t live anywhere near cold climates, so I have no clue.
That, and I don’t involve myself in the affairs of humans – which I’m almost certain this species was created by humans simply to mock us.
Though I hate being mocked
I LUV DAT VANILLITE!
So wait…that’s not Genesect’s foot?
I would have to say no, it is not his foot, as Genesect’s foot looks rather long.
But too small to be a head.
I figure maybe the back of the cannon? That was sliced off after all, wasn’t it?
… FF7 anyone?
I oddly just beat it yesterday at 5am. Frigging Ruby weapon man!!! It haunts my dreams where I sleep laughing at me even though I killed it.
Dat dam sephiroth
NO …..NOT HITLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERR ;~;
I love how Hitler’s head has a “Hitler” tag on it so you may know is Hitler’s. I wonder if he keeps more heads around and doesn’t want them getting mixed up; it kinda sucks when that happens, doesn’t it?
BLACK’S MOM ;_;
it’s ok black’s mom i can be your kid instead of your stupid neglectful son.
Sorry but I have taken the liberty to ask her to be her pokemon on the weekends. I will not share!
so, madam/sir black, will you be making yet another halloween special??? if you do, you MUST add a derpy litwick
Paired with a melting, ghastly scaryspaghetti Litwick.
??
Do you mean “creepypasta”
corect me if I’m wrong.
It woulda been cool if the tower of heaven/ celestial tower episode was on halloween, BUT THAT DIDN’T HAPPEN IKGTJHFDSGTHFDS
Meh. Too obvious. Scary stuff it’s better on all the days that are NOT Halloween, WHEN YOU DON’T EXPECT IT!
GhestisXHitler. Creepy but I can dig that. Pod’s way of chilling is awsome! I love the little ice-cream-pokemon I forgot the name of. NPC face ftw. You actually wonder why Black never calls his mum, probably because he’d have a hard time explaining what is going on.
Lol Mr. NPC-face xD
Ooh, I’m digging that yellow bikini of White’s~ And all those scenes that didn’t make it are awesome. XD Poor Clay and Black’s Mom. Yay for Black/Arti! <333
Looking forward to Skyla soon, too!
Shame on Black for making his mother cry. Though, I must admit I don’t see the use in those transceivers in-game.
I think we need more Pod…
Which do you like better Pokemon or digimon?
When I was a kid digimon I didn’t understand it (grew up in a Pokemon household) and it still doesn’t.
sorry I don’t mean to troll :}
Funny I grew up the same way. I never really gave the show a chance cause I grew up with pokemon. The games, show comics etc. i grew up with it. Storylines seems ok but now they got like 10 different series I cant bother to start watching it. I only seen the 4th season which i think ok but everyone else thinks it was the worse they made. I give it a try someday but the day not now yet.
Neither. I think both are good.
I like Pokemon, but usually I dislike the first few episodes of a pokemon season as Ash tends to somehow forget everything about pokemon. The games are pretty good, although I find it impossible to get all the pokemon in them, which does annoy me.
I like the digimon seasons, although I don’t like the Digimon Frontier as much as the others. There aren’t enough digimon games, imo, but I do like them too.
I like both of them, so I can’t really decide. =] Although the first seasons of both are much better than the later seasons, to me anyways.
Also I agree with that statement I demand more pod!
WHAT THE LUMP. HITLER. AND LUMPIN’ GHETSIS? This is gonna be like, a total drama bomb! I’m totally waiting for the next update and like, eating awesome sandwiches.
LUMP OFF MOM! AND LUMP OFF DAD! I CAN SEE YOU BEHIND ME! WATCHING WHAT I’M TYPING! WHAT THE STUFF ARE YOU DOING?!? SEE THIS???? LUMP. THE. LUMP. OFFF. LUMP YOU. LUMP YOU.
What’s with all the roleplayers in the comments? :T
Weird whats with these non-roleplayers in the comments?:o
Subway Germans and Pod made me die too hard.
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