bah, I only got 3 strips done so far;;;
I may finish more today if I neglect other things >.>
I’ll still be answering questions on the anniversary strip~
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That’s okay, thanks for updating! :D
I’m liking Joseph more and more. I can’t wait to see more of his/Mary’s storyline. OvO
I FREAKIN HATE MARY SHE IS ANNOYING
Oh, Joseph.
All Joseph wants is mary XD
U JELLY BRO
…Ghetsis is gonna remove her eye? Ugh, I don’t wanna think about that.
Hang in there, we all are quite busy at the moment! :)
“HE’S GONNA TAKE MY EYE!!
…..
But he’ll be so proud~”
wtf??
Ah nonononono, She said that he’ll be proud that she killed Black by herself.
That’s what’s going on. (advoidedsayingthatswhatshesaidbutitwasdifficult!)
HE WANTS HER (eye) ALL TO HIMSELF!
Wait. You’re telling me she KNOWS she’s doomed to a life of no depth perception?
Yup. That is quite a lot of dedication to her cause I must say.
i concur
And she’s proud of it.
I just noticed something.
High!Black vs. Team Plasma.
FTW.
COME ON JOSEPH. NOW TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS.
I mean, what?
I…agree with this statement….
No no, I think thats what you meant. I approve.
BLACK SHOULD HIT ON N, BECAUSE OF HIS HEAL-PULSE-INDUCED STATE.
also, because he loves him.
Intoxicated makeouts pls
IAWTC
THIS. THIS.
I DEMAND SATISFACTION!IN MY PANTULAR REGION!
YES THIS
Yes. This is very much needed.
volcorona…. that has to have been the best statement you have ever said
Agree with above statement.
Haha, Joseph be jellin in his uniform… when he should be jellin’ in a bathing suit.
I agree with the Heal Pulse-induced makeout.
JOSEPH TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES NOW. I WANNA SEE YOUR HALF-NAKED GLORY.
Please ignore the other comments and don’t succumb to their overzealous boylove fandom ways >.>
That said, moar MissingNo plz :(
Actually, I’m not really all that interested in the BlackxN fandom. I’d rather see more battle scenes.
What?!
Your not in love this these two together?!
How could you.
I agree with Giratina. Sorry.
That’s because you don’t even support Lenora and Kidachi together, Idiot.
Need to see
Joseph and Mary in swimsuits
I wonder why Joseph doesn’t want to be here….
Hmmmmmmm……..
Hes just so serious about his job. <8l
so now theirs 4 of us keldeo’s now
beware of thundurrus
Beware of rabid Giratina, bitches.
I thought there was only me….
NOW WE CAN BE KELDEO BROS :D
Choose another pokemon. Now. I highly disapprove of Dittos that don’t freely call themselves Dittos.
FaKelditto, you do NOT want to stay in that form.
A REAL Electric/Flying type is far greater than a Water/Fighting type. And then there’s the fact that I’m basically unbeatable through derp.
ASSUME YOUR TRUE FORM BEFORE I WHOOP YOUR ASS INTO A BLACK HOLE.
I would appreciate it if you left black holes out of it. That’s crossing into my domain.
Or mine.
Strip for us grunts! Strip! STRIP!
Haah… author!black really wasn’t kidding that this chapter would be big.. The speed of these updates never fails to impress me. Thank you ^–^
Yayyy, more attempted Black killings!!!!
<333333
Why can’t we all just… Love Black
We all can, but Hiker Anthony lost that privilege, i’m afraid.
Hiker Anthony got what was coming to him when he tried to rape a guy with a MissingNo sword.
He just needs to walk it off. Not even a Missingno sword can put out the flaming passion that burns inside all hikers.
The spirit of Michael Jackson dwells within you.
Is that a good or bad thing?
Could Joseph possibly be the grunt that quit Team Plasma in the game? o.O
…suddenly, plotbunnies.
And those plotbunnies reproduce until you lose sight of the actual plot.
such is the life of an author
It was only a thought.
/saddened
So Mary is not naive enough to think Ghetsis is interested in her and would let her keep her magic eyeball for herself.. and yet she remains infatuated anyway. Huh. I personally think that coveting other people’s body parts is a big turn-off, but to each her own, I guess.
Dude, “Coveting peoples body parts” is not a turn off. Do you even KNOW why guys are attracted to girls?
Gira-sama has a point
Yes, but, unless I’m wrong, removal of said parts may be. I mean, I won’t forcefully remove a Gentlemon’s Instrument, because it happens to be magic, would I?
Some weirdoes actually like that kinda thing. Ghetsis is probably one of them.
Well, he IS a snuggie-wearing gaytard.
Why do I get the feeling that they’ll somehow kill White’s new friend (who I can’t remember the name of) by mistake?
That would be rather convenient….
It would also be funny as hell.
Agreed. That would be nice.
Oh! And then Black would gain super cute Pokemon that N loves.
And have some super affectionate moments with N.
And finally have some advantage over Jesus.
P.S. Today I saw some guy wearing a shirt that said, “Property of Jesus.”
I lol’d so hard, I fell to the ground.
Well, I guess that rules you out to being Black’s next pokemon, Celebi
I guess Joseph is either just shy/ashamed of undressing in front of Mary or he is deeply in love with her and just pissed that she only wants to impress G-Cis.
OR he is jealous of Marys SUPERPOWERED-EVIL-EYE-OF-DOOM(FROM HELL)!!!
The latter sounds more realistic
I’m going with the former.
Or he’s jelly of Black.
Because seriously, Mary is taking this entire “Kill Black” thing to much to hurt for there not to be some underlying reason
Joseph, strip for us :U
We need Joseph and Mary in Swimsuit, specially Mary!!!
haha i think joseph is still jelly :3
…How did I know Ghetsis was gonna end up with Mary’s eye?
Oh, Joseph, you just know you’ll pass out from blood loss if you see Mary in a bikini. Admit it.
Also Mary, go change.
If they start stripping, then this song should be in effect: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCuASOAjKpo&feature=related
That song’s not bad.
BRILLIANCE *u*
And the theory is approved by another!
Mary in a bikini soon? Yes yes yes?
GAH! DON’T STOP HERE! TELL ME MORE!!!
things are getting interesting in here I WANT CYNTHIA SO BADLY
Wait. Are their UNIFORMS sweating? Jesus it must be hot.
(Audino used heal pluse on Darkrai)
I Feels The Awsomeness As Well
(runs trough wall and hugs Arceus)
heal pulse can do the impossible
Heal Pulse couldn’t make ME hug Asseus. Therefore, it can’t do the impossible.
O really Giratina?
Yes. Really. *Blunt*
Heal Pulse also can’t make me un-derp or non-pervy.
It actually magnifies those qualities. Unfortunately, Thundhurrus has to get a hell of a lot of a drug or it’ll boil up in his bloodstream. He’s just that derpy.
So, should I spam Heal Pulse?
Vone vould zhink zhat zhey vould have short sleeved uniforms, ja?
Ich weiß, nicht wahr? < USE FUCKIN GOOGLE TRANSLATE.
(No cursing please. xD Ich benutze keine google übersetzen… Ich spreche Deutsch… <3)
Ja, ja, ehrlich!
Nein, die Uniformen nur in einem Stil kommen passt alles.
(I meant for the people who DON’T speak Deutsch. Unfortunately, I’m one of them, but I really want to learn it)
Ja, aber Emmet und ich wirklich Deutsch sprechen.
Fo’ rill.
Joseph. You look upset. WHY DO YOU LOOK UPSET.
WHYYYYYYYYYY
He’s jelly.
NO!
He’s jello.
As much as I want to see Mary in a swimsuit…
Jesus. Why does your fluff tempt me so? ASDFJKL I WANT TO SEE JESUS IN A BIKINI OR SOMETHING ;^;
Oh Joseph, STRIP YOURSELF.
STOP HIDING YOUR HOTNESS. XD
I MUST NEED AN AUDINO. :( AND A FEMALE ONE TOO FOR AN ORGASM, HAHA.
umm… your the EMOTION Guardian and i dont know how to feel about that….
The emotion guardian has so much passion.
I never noticed that until you said so.
Victini, you made my day.
Note to self; give Mesprit a female Audino and she won’t rape you.
(Darkrai is still high from the heal pluse)
WiLL SoMeOnE Hug ME
I can’t hug (no arms), but have a snuggle!
*snuggle*
I’ll ‘hug’ you…ಥ⌣ಥ
I don’t hug. I’ll give you a friendly punch, though. *Punches Darkie really hard*
The Next day
Darkrai:WTF happened yesterday
You got high on Pokemon meth.
No……:YUMAD:
Need more fanservice.
FINALLY I’VE CAUGHT UP
yeeeeeeyaaaaaaah~ can’t wait for more~
I seriously check this site four or five times every day just in case something was updated…
I do the same exact thing >.< even though I know its updated by wednesday morning where I live. *sigh* I have no life
Poor Jesus should probably go jump in the ocean to cool off… But then what would happen to all of that fluff…? Will it retain it’s fluffiness…? I doubt it…
I wouldn’t be surprised if he ended up nearly drowning himself from his fluff getting weighted down with water… then again, it’s salt water so he might still float…
i would like to see that….oh but when he’ll get dry that fluffiness of him will get overleveled
Well, water isn’t super affective, so I think he’d be okay.
What is this “Super Affective” so speak of?
*you
Why did I type ‘so’? Damn you, Celebi, you’re infecting me!
GRUNTS NEED TO STRIP.
But what would Jesus do to get cooler? I don’t think he can take off his fluff.
He can put on sunglasses and look like awesomeness.
But he looks like awesomeness already!
I was hoping for a scarf. I like scarves!
Oh, Weezing, so kinky.
We could always shave him, but somehow I don’t think he would approve.
Wait, weren’t Adam and Eve supposed to come with ’em or something?
Er… No, we’re kind of in prison in Driftvail
Dat Vanillite.
Was I high yesterday?
It kind of seemed like it. For some reason, you wanted lots of hugs. Someone also gave you a friendly punch which apparently knocked you unconscious. Are you feeling all right today?
Yeah I’m alright some one drew on my face ,put a put a kick me sign on my back and for some odd reason Arceus threw a brick at me and screamed KEEP AWAY FROM ME YOU PYCHO pluse I woke up on sum sort of bell tower in Unova/what ever else it’s called other than that I’m fine.
And remind me next time never to let someone use heal pluse on me ever again
I’ll try to do so when the time comes.
HEY!!! DARKRAI GUESS WHAT MOVE I LEARNED *USES HEAL PULSE ON DARKRAI*
Why would you even use that move Victini?
The man is EVIL I tell you, EVIL!
I mean he is Dark-type.
Hey Victini it missed, I’m not evil and Keldeo it makes me sad that you think I’m evil.
I’m a ghost type and I’ll pwn your ass for dissing Darkie.
Uhh…*thinks quick*
*then tries to be intimidating*
I know Ice attacks, and I’m not afraid to use them!
I know Shadow Force, bitch. Come at me, bro.
Uh…if I say sorry will you not kill me? D:
It’s I just don’t like Dark types, most of them are always up to no good….
Sorry if I offended you Darkrai, it’s just scare me with your Nightmare powers :(
Stereotyping is for the weak. I’m a dark type, derpy and blind.
Oh well Keldeo, at least the color of your icon tastes good.
I thank you for your forgiveness but here’s a tip if you meet me in a dark alley way I might be dunk and if I was you I’d run away because I’m a mean drunk
And if you meet me in a dark alley…well, let’s just say I’m the pokemon version of Ryou Bakura. Multiple personality included.
Seto Kiba in da house
note:When I was younger I F********
loved blue eyed dragon
I had to stop you from humping Dialga
Remember chapter one in the first book of the Millenium World saga? That part was AWESOME. The bad guys are always my favorites.
Today over here in Ireland it’s like 6:41am
All nighter, or early riser? Do not envy you either way.
Incidentally, its 7.30 in Australia, and daylight savings gonna start tomorrow.
I’m tired and I’m watching Sponge Bob Square Pants.
Watching Pokemon :D
I’m procrastinating.
I’m on Black Adventures Comic’s comment section, hoping someone else will come on and battle me.
Jesus is jealous~
The update was great I can´t wait for more!
Greetings from Germany!
P.S.: The Pod Panel is too funny! xDDDDD It´s an army of Pods! xD
A shoot, I mean Joseph is jealous. Sorry ^^;
Yea for Germany
Alle Hagel Deutschland!
What Giratina said I fail at speaking
Your absolutely right!
Germany is cool!
Joseph and Mary are skinny betches :D
Black pullin’ an N-face and Mary and Joseph jellin’ on a beach…in uniform!
I luv you, high Black~
Oh God. N Black pairing imminent.
Also Joseph Mary swimsuit time.
As for Jesus, I’m pretty sure he’ll float.
… I feel like being at a beach too. Maybe I should go to Cinnabar Island. No one goes there anymore so it should be fine. Other than the pokemon, who tend to put up with me, no one will see me. Or catch me; which ends up with the screwed up hall of fame, scrambled pokemon, etc. etc.
U JELLY Q v Q
MAKE THE GRUNTS STRIP!
I would like that very much :D
THE POD COMMANDS YOU.
YES
POD DEMANDS IT
So I was rereading the past few chapters, and I noticed that Kcalb appeared in Black’s dream to tell him he would protect Black (which would probably mean murderous rampage against those who would dare to harm Black).
Long sentence short: Mary’s screwed.
I don’t think Black wants protection.
That won’t stop Kcalb.
I believe Giratina to be correct.
I am always correct. *Evil derpface of dooom*
It’s mah birthday! derpface and I got lots of MONEYS
-gives some Pod-shaped cookies-
Thanks noms on one of the cookies
LET’S HAVE A PARTY!
*Appears out of thin air wearing an apron and holding baking supplies* Happy Birthday! I’ll make the sweets.
I’ll bring some tea~
TEA PARTY!
narrator person or Chuck as Darkrai calls him:Darkrai is still stuck in Unity tower.
Darkrai:Oh sweet mother of mercyful Arceus!Let’s have our tea party here!
Narrator/Chuck:It semes that Darkrai found a…. PRUSSIA LEVEL!
Prussia: You called? >D
*Is already deep into baking* I’ll be making birthday pie because the cake is a lie, but I’m also making cookies, brownies, scones, and danishes.
I bet Joseph’s really a girl.
That actually might be possible. GRAWR! *eats Eevee*
Damn Giratina! You scary!
*Weezing fled!*
You can’t eat me! I’m poisonous :3
THE NEXT DAY DU DU DUN:
Darkrai wakes up and can’t remember what happen yesterday
Darkrai:WHAT THE F**** HAPPENED YESTURDAY AND WHY THE F**** AM I ON TOP OF UNITY F**** TOWER?
Hehe… ghetsis won’t be proud… you’re going to fail >:0
Dis shit be crazy, dawg.
Shit be always crazy ’round here, mutha!
(Ithinkthatshowitgoesohgod…)
Joseph- your jelly is showing…
Waitwaitwait I’m just rereading this and
>”Next time Lord Ghetsis sees me, the eye is his”
HOLY FUCK