Episode 19 Part 13

That’s all for now.

EDIT: REQUESTS ARE NOW CLOSED. I AM DROWNING IN SCHOOLWORK SO THE NEXT UPDATE MIGHT BE LATE. THURSDAYS ARE HORRIBLE. I’M ON CAMPUS FOR 12 HOURS.

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896 Responses to Episode 19 Part 13

  1. Justice says:

    I will join your forum and love you forever.

  2. AltARIa says:

    Long walk on the beach, pfff.
    And yay for the new forum! I’ll be looking forward to it. :) Take your time of course.

    And alright. c: It’s okay if you don’t have as much time, so long as there’s still an update every now and then. :D Good luck on your homework and blogspot, and thanks for updating today! It really made my day better!

  3. Registeel says:

    We would be happy to help you whatever way we can. When I have the time, I will drop in now and again to see what is new.

    It is really nice to see N and Black getting along so well now, especially seeing their earlier interactions. I sense slight foreshadowing in Missingno’s words that Kcalb will only come back if Black wants him to.

    Haha, “I’m walking Missingo” that’s cute for some reason. I guess Missingno is part pet as well as part of Black.

  4. Moltres says:

    “is there someone else inside me”
    ….WHY CANT I HEAR THIS PROPERLY???????

  5. Cresselia says:

    First pannel….
    ಥдಥ
    It’s so true
    PFFFFTT!!!!

  6. GameFreak98 says:

    Why is Black darker? owo

  7. Kyurem says:

    Black. And N. Alone.. with no one…. You know what this meansssss.

    No not that. God get your headsssss out of the gutter.

    It’s time for a beach party!

  8. Azalee says:

    This update : +10
    Forum : +10
    Homework : -10 on principle and all my sympathy, but +10 if it means we get to request random stuff from you :”D

  9. Rayquaza says:

    Love it as always, Black. I’ll check out your blogspot several times a day when time allows. I can’t wait for the forum as well. >:)

  10. Glalie says:

    Great work, as usual! Can’t wait to see Skyla…

  11. RD says:

    If your school-blog can’t manage to get more pageviews than your classmates’… something is wrong.

    ALSO, WALKING~

  12. Rory says:

    Methinks MISSINGNO knows more than it’s letting on…

    Nice update, Black, and good luck with your class! I’ll totally check out your blog. (And knowing how many readers you have I have no doubt that you’ll get many many pageviews….)

  13. Giratina says:

    CALLING ALL LEGENDARIES!
    I’m going to ask Black to draw a tea party with all of us in it. Whoever wants to be in the picture just post so here. Also, just make it easy and post your name, I don’t want to have to go through a bunch of posts that are unrelated to this thread.

  14. Mesprit says:

    ALSO, I NOTICE THOSE SHORTS WERE MADE BY HIS…

  15. colon says:

    Ummm, your black and friends, getting the most pageviews will be a walk in the park…… cool class if that’s homework

  16. Pinkie Pie says:

    I didn’t notice this new commenting system! Then again, I haven’t commented on this comic in months! And under a different name too!

    Anyways…a forum’ll be fun. I haven’t been apart of one in forever, but I think it’ll be really exciting! Plus, every awesome webcomic needs a forum! I can’t wait for it!

  17. Gato14 says:

    Black got a tan! Also so joining dat forum!

  18. Sara says:

    So N and Black had a nice romantic walk on the beach. :D (Except Black doesn’t know it was romantic)

  19. I’ll join the forum and wish you luck!

  20. Blaziken says:

    Uh oh, I sence something is going to happen soon.. Missingno didn’t explain it all! *SUSPENSE*

  21. After countless weeks of reading these comics and trying to figure out your gender, I’ve come to the conclusion that:

    YOU’RE A JOLTEON :o

  22. Zekrom says:

    *sighs* okay then..
    I check this for updates about twice a day three times a week.
    Curse you, Black.
    Curse you, internet.

    Also.. I want Black as my hero.

  23. SofaTofu says:

    FFFFFFFFFfforeshadowing?!?
    inb4 Black gets into desperate situation, calls out Kcalb, everyone dies. END OF COMICS.
    Yep. That’s how it’ll go. For sure.
    I still want those shorts. If you won’t sell then to me, I will just have to make some!

  24. Leona says:

    YAY!!!
    I don’t have any idea who you are, but I love you, author person.

    • Leona M. says:

      By suspenders, raspberry jelly, and gym socks! Some one else with my name follows this comic?! Will wonders never cease…

  25. AmiBunny says:

    “I’m walking Missingno.”
    LOL XD

  26. ckr-the-cat says:

    What time is it?

    FORUM TIME!

  27. Apple says:

    can i request me sunbathing with adam :D
    no eve shes a girl D:<

  28. Ashes says:

    *Loves*
    I’d say after all the lovely-ness that is Black adventures we’ve been, erm, fabgirl/boying over, author!Black’ll definitely win. Yep *nods* Yeaaah~ Just thrown’ that out there! XD *luvs4eva*

  29. Masterge77 says:

    Awesome, a blogspot account! *follows blog*

    I also cannot wait to join the forum!

  30. tsuntsundere says:

    If we do have adblock, it still counts our pageviews, right? Or does that kind of ruin it for you?

  31. Dante Val says:

    Zetaboards? *fangirl gasp*
    I love that forum hosting. :3
    Please use ZB… pleaaase. ;_;

  32. Interesting…it’s my first time seeing this.

  33. Victini says:

    I was offline for a Week and found out i’m part of team plasma….WTF happened!!!

  34. Reshiram says:

    Hey, sisters!
    I’ve been drawing something I’m sure the two of you will love, Kyurem especially.
    I’ll see if I can get it finished tomorrow. No promises though.
    I need to scan it, and at least outline it. When things start to go to color, it kinda falls apart, but we’ll see what happens.
    I’m rather proud of it, but I need to thank Author!Black for the idea.

    • Kyurem says:

      Perhapssss I will not hate you assssss much Resssshy. What isssss it?

    • Reshiram says:

      You remember the splash page featuring the Tri Badge Trio?
      Imagine us in their place. You’re Dent/Cilain, and you’re drinking a cup of tea.
      Zekrom’s Corn/Cress.
      I’m Pod/Chili.
      I really, really like how you turned out.

    • Kyurem says:

      Ah… very nice ssssssisssster.

    • Reshiram says:

      3D Pokedex:
      Best. 3DS App. Ever.

    • Apple says:

      can you 3 inbreads get a room plz k thnx :D

    • Reshiram says:

      o ,o
      Apple…
      There’s just so much wrong with this statement, I don’t even know where to begin…

      • Apple says:

        ill begin
        yer a lier

      • Reshiram says:

        … Apple, were you dropped on your head as a baby?

      • Apple says:

        reshy your a meany my legs broak last wek n martinis steelin mah thundr n im not wel roysh nao ;__;
        noone undurrstans meh

      • Reshiram says:

        I’ll say.

      • Blaziken says:

        Don’t worry Reshiram, I don’t understand this one either. I’m supposed to be psychotic and hyper, and I have less mental issues.

      • Giratina says:

        Um…Well I can vaguely understand what he’s trying to say. Apple, if you just stopped trolling then we would accept you. I realize that you don’t feel wanted and you think the whole world hates you, but if you just cut back on the insults a little bit, we might give you another chance. (^_^)

      • Giratina says:

        Oh. That didn’t sound as gentle as I wanted it to. Well, whatever. *walks over and hugs Apple* Be nice to people and they’ll be nice to you. And Appletini was named after you, not the other way around.

      • Apple says:

        ths is hao i normali speek ;_;
        mi throwts lso broakn n i hafta use mi psykik powahs 2 use microwsawft sammy bt i cnt tipe wel ether so ;_;
        wais blazziken so meen i juts wana b fweinsd wit evry1 ;_;

      • Giratina says:

        I’ll be your friend! Just no trolling. Seriously, stop trolling.

      • Apple says:

        bt im angri n i ned 2 unleesh mi raeg

        …..

        This is a social experiment, BTW.
        I’m usually very friendly otherwise but in preparation for writing a fanfic I need to learn how to speak like a 1337 speak troll who intentionally draws everyone’s rage and ire.

      • Giratina says:

        You’re doing a damn good job of it too. But you should watch out. There’s ALWAYS a sympathetic person. If you slip up and say something like “No one understands me”, that person will latch onto you and try to make you feel good about yourself. Also, HA! I GOT YOU TO BREAK CHARACTER!

      • Apple says:

        Once I’m finished brainstorming I’ll post the fic (which I’ll let the legendaries CEPT BLAZZIKANT LOL view uncensored)) on the forums, cos i swer 2 dog teh unovah leg (liek e4 n champagne adler) + dem been geedos = win

      • Blaziken says:

        Tch! I’m just as strong as a legendary! (I think.) That’s fine though. But.. messing with a fire type is always a bad idea. XD

      • Landorkus says:

        Blaziken, you’re stronger than some legendaries, but weaker than others. It all depends on your stats and moveset.

      • Giratina says:

        @ Blaze: For example, I would win against you any day, but you would be able to beat the Lake Trio to a bloody pulp.

      • Blaziken says:

        True, Landorus.. and *erk!* well.. that’s true. XD Can’t beat em all. Well.. unless I get perfect stats. Then maybe.. it’s possible!

      • Reshiram says:

        What’s this about a fanfic, Apple?

      • Thundhurrus says:

        “champagne adler”
        Why do I find that so amusing?

      • Apple says:

        It’s a fanfic where everyone (‘cept Grimsley) in the Unova League are guidos. Grimsley’s basically a total Kyon (and a hipster who’s obsessed with gambling and darts) here, as he tries to set a bunch of complete jackasses (including a weeaboo guido, a raeg troll competitive guido, a gangsta guido and a grand sugar daddy guido) on the right path. Dramatis Personae comes later, but none for you asses cause you weren’t very nice to me. ;__;

      • Blaziken says:

        *sigh* Well, why not be nice in the first place? You don’t catch flies with vinegar. So don’t try to make us feel bad for you starting something. My resolve is as it stands. Whether you have a fic or not, doesn’t change it a bit. And if you were expecting people to be nice after being.. the way you were, then.. it’s shocking what you expect from people! >_>

      • Apple says:

        You all sound like the same person, and not like the original legendaries. If I was roleplaying I’d exaggerate one of their traits to comedic effect, and none of you are really doing that other than having fwiendships with fellow legendaries that you’re related to, eg. Virizion with Terrakion or something.
        Seriously, since when does Virizion live in a nice house in a nice neighborhood? Has it dropped it’s backstory of disliking humans and living in the Pinwheel Forest because it doesn’t make it look hyper and loud enough?

      • Giratina says:

        I stress the fact that I was banished to a separate dimension for 2000 years because of Arceus and therefore hate Arceus. I also may have gone insane, as I seem to have developed gaps in my memory *thinks about what happened at the party earlier*

      • Giratina says:

        Also, I’m not roleplaying. I really am Giratina.

      • Thundhurrus says:

        What is this “Role Playing” you speak of? I’m sure it has a different meaning than the move.
        Also, I can’t perv out like this. There’s nothing but strange shapes in a box.

  35. Meloetta says:

    My little cousin came in the room when I was finishing the last panel and she said “Why aren’t those girls wearing shirts?”

  36. Linoone says:

    This is what I get for waiting too long when it comes to commenting ;-; And I love how Black phrased that question -w-

  37. Houndoom says:

    You do realize, Black, that with the popularlity of this comic it’ll be a wonder if you *don’t* win that prize? xD

  38. Wingull says:

    Aw, look at them, talking long walks on the beach. Just don’t litter on it.
    *calls upon flock to visit your website and click on ads*

  39. umiyuri says:

    I think I’m having trouble posting a comment request on your blogspot, which is kinda annoying (please let me know if I’m not, though), so… can I ask you to draw a pair of apples, rather realistically detailed, dressed up in cosplay? Pick any characters you think the apples would look good as. ;)

  40. Tabris says:

    Walking Missingno… that’s nice.

    I’ll so join your forum Black!

  41. Reshiram says:

    Yo, Zeky.
    I got a present for you.
    http://walla-walla-wakka.deviantart.com/#/d48c8tq
    Kyurem, um… You’re proving to be difficult for me…
    And, Giratina, this is for you.
    http://walla-walla-wakka.deviantart.com/#/d48bofl
    … Yeah, didn’t turn out as well as I would have hoped. I might try again later.

  42. Duth Olec says:

    I consider Zetaboards a good free forum.
    Also walking Missingno. on the beach makes me think of how it is basically a Kanto Pokemon. Clearly season 2 will take place in Kanto.
    Also… do you have to SHOW that sketchbook in class? Because if you take… requests… from people… here…
    Also the eventual goal of this is to have at least 649 people posting, each one as a different Pokemon, right?

  43. FORUM. YES.
    BLOG. YES.
    I LOVE YOU SO FFFING MUCH RIGHT NOW.

  44. MrMissMrs Random says:

    I’ve been reading this for a while and I must say it is AWESOME. So, yeah, I’ll join a forum. :)

  45. Virizion says:

    *shoots up out of pile of fallen trees*

    TOR.

    NAD.

    DUCE.

    I

    AM

    GOING

    TO

    KILL

    YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    *RAGERAGERAGERAGERAGE*

  46. Swampert says:

    Forum Section seems like a place for short form RP..
    Perhaps a separate site should be made >3>;

  47. Genosect says:

    I don’t know what happens here… but why there are so much legends here?

    • Registeel says:

      Because it’s fun to roleplay, and legendaries are popular choices, especially seeing as this comic has them in such a major role. It used to just be the Unovan legendaries, but others have joined in as the group got larger, and roleplaying got more popular.

      Also… Augh! Team Plasma has invaded the forums! They sent their weapon against us!
      (Read Chapter 11 of the comic if you haven’t already)

    • Blaziken says:

      Because legendaries are awesome! Along with the fact that RPing pokemon is fun, as Registeel said.. AND OH MY GOSH A GENOSECT! *is in front of the face* NOW ALL I NEED IS AN ARCEUS, AND THE PROPHECY SHALL COME TRUE. *babygiggling*

    • Reshiram says:

      o Ao
      OH GOD, THE APOCALYPSE IS NIGH!!

  48. Blah says:

    Sometimes I wish this didn’t update all at once on the same day.

  49. Soulradio says:

    I love how these pages were posted on my B-day~

  50. shinx says:

    Hey dad, dont you think missingno is quite a father figure? Looking after black and WATCHING HIM CONSTANTLY from…inside….

  51. Samantha says:

    I will view your blog many times so you can win the prize. :D

    Yay! Prizes!

  52. kelDIE0 says:

    just to inform you guys
    i was watching catoon network like a coach potato then a commertial(spelling?) came up about the new TGC Black and White Emerging Powers then Thundurus(yes im using official name) showed up on the screen throwing lightning bolts at the screen (for the people with 3-D TV’s) then i noticed something its one of two
    A.he has purple finernails

    B.he has purple finger tips

    i saw it twice
    not absoutly sure, but their was something on his fingers for sure

    dont kill me

    • Thundhurrus says:

      I have purple fingerends(fingertips + fingernails). So what?
      Tornerdeuce has them too.

    • Shiny Rayquaza says:

      I hadn’t known that either.

      This information may very well save my life some day. I will remember it always.

      @Genosect, you bring up a very good point…

      • Arceus says:

        SHINY RAYQUAZA, YOU ARE AS UNIQUE AS THE SPOTS ON A SPINDA. THAT TOOK ME FIVE SECONDS TO CREATE FOR EACH INDIVIDUAL SPINDA, 999999999999999999999999n9999999 MILLISECONDS LONGER THAN ANY REGULAR POKEMON. HOW ABOUT WE HAVE A FLYING RACE LIKE OLD PALS MEETING UP AT THE LOCAL PUB? NO DOUBT I’LL BEAT YOU, BUT UNLIKE THOSE GEN IV SKANKS (HIGH CLASS SKANKS IF I MAY ADD) THE GEN III CROWD HAVE GLORIOUS TALENT OF THE NON-MAMMARY KIND.

    • Mewtwo says:

      So? I do not see a problem here, or a reason for someone to kill you. Purple is great! PURPLE IS THE COLOR OF THE TRUE MEN.

      • Mew says:

        No, Pink is the true Manly Color

      • Arceus says:

        I AGREE WITH MOTHER MEW, PINK IS THE COLOUR OF WARMTH, STRENGTH AND LOVE, AND MOTHER MEW EXHIBITS ALL THESE TRAITS. EVEN I WEAR MY PSYCHIC PLATE WITH PRIDE. HUMANITY’S CHEEKS ARE ALSO OF A MORNING ROSE HUE.
        EVEN IN THE OTHER, “BIZARRO” UNIVERSE, BLUE IS THE COLOUR OF HUMANITY’S SADNESS OVER THE CHAOS “FATHER” MISSINGNO HAS UNLEASHED UPON THEM, AND THUS I WISH TO BIND THEM WITH THE RED(DISH PINK) CHAIN OF HOPE AND FREE THEM FROM THEIR SUFFERING.

  53. Zekrom says:

    Trolls. Trolls everywhere.

    • Genosect says:

      kill them with fire?

    • Apple says:

      I’m no troll, I’m just the bearer of the Crest of Sincerity.
      And Victory, but because we’re all so OOC I suppose it doesn’t focking matter, now does it?

      • Zekrom says:

        Didn’t call you a troll ya grump. Just said that there are trolls here and you’re making your own assumptions.
        Lighten up so, eh?

      • Apple says:

        Oh, so you’re referring to everyone else? I find it a good assumption, because they’re all “pretending” to be legendaries when really they’re all basement dwellers with self-esteem issues. And I spent 200 years in my basement until this gorgeous man named Adam and some ugly skank called Eve came to rescue me!

      • Blaziken says:

        Well, look at it this way. If you’re raging so hard about everyone being OOC, maybe you should be IC so you’re not a hypocrite! At least Apple was actually funny until the personification arrived! Luckily there’s millions of Blazikens.. I can be my own one. XD

      • Giratina says:

        Dude, quit chainsawing insulting people! I’m not a Basement dweller and I certainly don’t have self esteem issues! I’m Giratina! Master of the Dimensions! And you are just a judgmental brat with a psychologist complex!

      • Blaziken says:

        LOL @ GIRATINA! Thank you! Because really, Apple started this entire ordeal. *hugs Giratina* =D

      • Arceus says:

        CHILDREN OF MINE, REMEMBER THAT I WATCH OVER YOU ALL. I AM….POLITICALLY NEUTRAL.
        “APPLE” THE VICTINI, STOP BEING A HIGHLY OPINIONATED RASCAL AND GO TO YOUR BASEMENT WHERE YOU BELONG. VICTORY IS ALREADY YOURS, SO THERE IS NO NEED TO ARGUE.
        GIRATINA, THERE ARE MULTIPLE RESTLESS SOULS ESCAPING THE REALM I COMMANDED YOU TO TAKE CONTROL OF, AND INSTEAD I FIND YOU HERE GETTING TEARFUL OVER A MISCHEVIOUS BUNNY. I DID NOT CREATE YOU TO BE A WHINY BITCH, I CREATED YOU TO REFLECT MY POLITICAL NEUTRALITY AND BE A LIBERAL. IS THIS BEING LIBERAL, GIRATINA? I THINK MAYBE.
        BLAZIKEN, UNLIKE THE GEN III LEGENDARIES THE GEN III STARTERS AREN’T THAT FANTASTIC IN MY BOOK. THEY AREN’T HORRIBLE EITHER, BUT THAT’S JUST MY TWO CENTS. UNLIKE THE LEGENDARIES I DID NOT CREATE YOU, BUT I AM WATCHFUL OF YOUR EXISTENCE, AND YOUR EXISTENCE ISN’T THE MOST PURE AND ORIGINAL. A FEMALE WITH SPEED BOOST? IN YOUR DREAMS, BUT WAIT, YOU CAN’T HAVE SUCH DREAMS BECAUSE YOU’RE FEMALE.

        UNDISCLOSED IS THE MASTER RACE, THAT’S WHY MELOETTA ISN’T FEMALE.

      • Giratina says:

        SHUT UP YOU CHAINSAWING BASTARD!!! YOU’RE NOT MY FATHER! YOU DIDN’T CREATE ME! I’M NOT BEING A WHINY BITCH, I’M ULTRA CHAINSAWING ANGRY! YOU’RE NOT GOD, YOU JUST HAVE A SERIOUS GOD COMPLEX! YOU’RE AN ARROGANT, IRRESPONSIBLE, PATHETIC, SEXIST COWARD WHO NO ONE RESPECTS ENOUGH TO GIVE THE TIME OF DAY TO!!!! KA;LHDF#^#* ;OLAEJR;LA~*^#*~@!#^&KWHFK&*%(*SDHF!@*#($&*!!!!!!!!

    • Zekrom says:

      PFFFT.
      Write simple comment.
      Accidentally start AOW.
      Attract Arceus. *throws a pokeball at*

      Mission accomplished, you may all go home now. Thank you for your help~

      • Blaziken says:

        No use getting mad at you.. so.. I’ll leave it like this. Watch over the psychotic and my.. fighting of the legendaries.. of which you created. That’s all I have to say. *wink* And no prbolem, Zekrom!

      • Zekrom says:

        *respectful nod*
        Well done my fine, feathered friend. Perhaps I shall fetter my love of zapping bird Pokemon out of the sky at random when I am bored because of your contribution. Even if I am still stuck in this itty-bitty-should-not-even-be-able-to-make-it-over-my-head dress.

        In the end, all I wanted was my revenge…. as noneffective as a regular poke-ball may be.

      • Blaziken says:

        *smile* Thank you! And yay, no more birds DIE. XD *pats him on shoulder* It’s ok, Zekrom.. I know exactly what you mean about revenge. *sigh* In reality, I’m surprized I calmed down enough to write that.. I was really.. firey when first reading that.. I also don’t blaze for others.. why would I be interested in anyone? I’m an outcast! =o

      • Zekrom says:

        Now, now. The troll war was an accident. I am simply turning a bad situation into something that is profitable to me. *throws second pokeball at Arceus*

      • Blaziken says:

        “WE DIDN’T START THE TROLL WAR! THEY WERE TROLLIN’ ON IT ‘FOR I LEFT MY COMMENT!” XD

      • Zekrom says:

        *snorts and laughs* Well. Played. Billy Joel, yes? Well played indeed! *now lobbing a steady stream of pokeballs at Arceus

      • Blaziken says:

        XD Thanks! I am to please~!

      • Arceus says:

        A SIMPLE STREAM POKEBALL ON ME? THAT IS A VERY IDEALISTIC THOUGHT OF YOU, MISS ZEKROM. MADEMOISELLE MELOETTA HAS ALREADY CAUGHT MY HEART, AND I WISH THAT SHE WILL NEVER LET ME GO. WE ARE AKIN TO OTHELLO AND DESDEMONA, CLARK AND LANA, SNOW AND SERAH.

      • Registeel says:

        Arceus, didn’t you say that Meloetta isn’t female earlier?

      • Arceus says:

        FORGIVE MY MISSPELLING, SIR REGISTEEL. S/HE.

  54. Genosect says:

    that is always the plan!!!

  55. Kyurem says:

    What the…. I leave you all alone for a little bit and you’re all attacking each other and sssssspouting nonssssensssse, And you call yoursssssselvesssss Legendariessss.

    • Mew says:

      I know how you feel. Some of them haven’t changed since I babysitted them

    • Genosect says:

      well, we are legendaries, we can sput no senses as we want… btw, why do you drag too much the “S”?

      • Mew says:

        It’s called a hiss. Like a snake.

      • Celebish says:

        Your no legondary. Your like Porygon. A man made derp that was almost rejected. ‘Cept you were.

      • Blaziken says:

        HEY! THAT’S NOT NICE! I wouldn’t reject you, Genosect.. unlike the rude person over there. Your 10x as good as Porygon, and.. whoever this is. *glare*

      • Mew says:

        Actually, it was. It just forgot to give Arceus coffee one morning and ended up as a fossil. Then Team Plasma revived it and did an Apple to it

      • Zekrom says:

        That’s nothing, Mew. Arceus was having a wild party one night and Sister Reshi and I got so irritated at the noise that we stopped arguing for a bit, and started banging on the ceiling witha broom handle to get him to at least turn it the FONK down. In response… Arceus came down and turned us into friggin’ rocks. Or at least.. he turned me into a rock.

        A rock! Big as a Joltik! Unbelievable…

      • Mewtwo says:

        WHAT IS THIS CELEBISH? WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MAN MADE POKEMON? DERP? REJECTED? SO WHAT IF I’M REJECTED? I DONT NEED YOU PEOPLE! WHO NEEDS PEOPLE? I’M JUST FINE WITH REJECTION!
        HAHAHAHASOB

      • Zekrom says:

        There, there Mewtwo *pats*.. back into Cerulean Cave with you~ y’know…out of sight.

        Bahaha~ Zekrom just be joshin’ you. I don’t mind humans all that much.

      • Mew says:

        There, there, little bro! Celebi’s just being mean again! It’s the Deoxys thing all over again…

      • Arceus says:

        Do not snap back at me, Mewtwo. Mother Mew is a Goddess of truly astounding proportions, while you are simply an unwanted mutant constructed by humans to be the greatest fighting machine ever. “Father” Missingno is the true “bizarro” counterpart to Mother Mew, and posesses a power that vastly exceeds….. yours and …..mine despite his…. defenselessness and lack…. of speed….

        MY VOICE IS IN UTTER PAIN, YOU FERAL KITTEN. IF YOU WISH TO PROVE YOUR WORTHINESS TO ME, SIMPLY ATTEMPT TO FIGHT ME. MY VICTORY IS AS CERTAIN AS I AM CERTAIN THAT APPLE THE VICTINI COMMITTED ASSISTED SUICIDE VIA MISSINGNO DUE TO IT’S EMBARRASSMENT OVER REGAINING IT’S INABILITY TO DO ANYTHING OTHER THAN TROLL.

    • Thundhurrus says:

      But we ALWAYS spout nonsense and attack eachother.
      That’s actually part of why many of us are legendary.

      • Blaziken says:

        I’m not.. so it makes me able to do what I want without repercussion.. *evil grin*

      • Thundhurrus says:

        But you’re also quite easily replaced.

      • Giratina says:

        Plus, if you anger one of us, we can easily kill you. You’re not nearly strong enough to defeat us.

      • Arceus says:

        YOU’RE NOT AS POWERFUL AS ME, LEGENDARIES.
        MUSKETEER QUARTET? CREATED TO APPEAL TO BRONIES.
        KAMI TRIO? LECHEROUS CHILDREN.
        TAO TRIO? STOCK PUPPETS.
        MELOETTA? MY BITCH.
        GENOSECT? AN ABOMINATION CREATED BY MAN DESERVING OF DEATH.
        VICTINI? HIGHLY OPINIONATED TALKING LUNCH.
        AT LEAST GEN III GOT LEGENDARIES RIGHT, UNLIKE THOSE SKANKS I CREATED FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF LETTING ME PLAY REAL LIFE SIMS WITH THE BONUS STATIONARY ALREADY INCLUDED.
        THAT DIDN’T GO WELL.

      • Rayquaza says:

        That’s awfully true. A brunette human girl had tried to capture me once when I used to reside on sky pillar; she had a blaziken. Only then did I realize how delicious chicken was. >:)

      • Blaziken says:

        *crosses arms* Guh-! What is that supposed to mean, Thundhurrus?! Nothing’s that easy to replace! *taps foot* Giratina.. I’ll have you know that.. I train daily and vigorously.. even if I take a few breaks. *anger mark* AND RAYQUAZA, Me and my black-haired trainer would love to take you on-! You’re not the only cannibal around here! But.. not right now, since it still seems I’ve got a bit of.. business to take care of! DX

      • Reshiram says:

        Hm… Seems more chicken than fighter, Blaziken…

      • Rayquaza says:

        I’m ready whenever you gather the courage to face me. Fufufu

      • Thundhurrus says:

        There are many Torchics that have potential to evolve into Blaziken.
        There is only ONE of each legendary.
        You are easily replaced.

      • Blaziken says:

        *anger mark widens* Reshiram, you-!! Chicken, huh? FINE THEN! RAYQUAZA.. LET’S GO! I HAVEN’T HAD A GOOD FIGHT IN AGES! I’ll show you why my past is so terrible! *jumps on top of the sky pillar, and crosses arms, looking at Rayquaza* So you start it, legendary! And Thundurrus.. nobody can replace me. Ever. *wink*

      • Rayquaza says:

        *grins* Neither have I. *releases an earsplitting cry and shoots upward, preparing fly, symbols on body glowing a soft gold* I do recall that fighting types are weak to flying? Good luck running. >:)

      • Registeel says:

        Thundhurrus,
        There may very well be more than one of some legendaries you know. It is implied so that there are legendaries that have more than one in their species, especially things like Latias’ Emerald entry stating that they make small herds, etc. In addition, in the movies and anime (if the movies are really part of canon), then it is hard to believe that all cases of seeing a certain legendary are the exact same one. (Regis like myself under ownership of both Brandon and in the Tree of Life, a Darkrai and Latios in ownership of Tobias, etc). As irrefutable proof that some legendaries reproduce, we see a young Lugia and its parent in the Orange Islands saga. Granted, it appears to mostly be minor legendaries that seem to have multiples; but what I’m saying is… us Legendaries might not be as irreplacable as you think.

      • Blaziken says:

        *grins back, and stands still* You think.. that type matchup is everything? I’ve seen things that would blow your mind, Rayquaza. Come at me with your full strength and entertain me with your.. power. If you’re ready.. FOR THE VOID. And good point, Registeel!

      • Rayquaza says:

        Ah, not everything. I know exactly what I’m doing. But as you wish. *Snarls and dives, eyes glinting*

      • Blaziken says:

        *evil grin* I also.. happen to know what I’m doing.. *waits until the last second, then jumps onto the back* so don’t say I didn’t warn you~ *Crush claws into the back, while laughing with insanity*

      • Rayquaza says:

        *smirks, barely acknowledging the pain, and lashes long body around you, blocking off any quick escape* You’ll regret that! *Lunges with extremespeed*

      • Blaziken says:

        (So much for that..) You’re quite something.. but I won’t regret ANYTHING I do. Since I can’t escape.. *uses Stone Edge* I might as well fight harder!

      • Rayquaza says:

        I’m flattered, truly. *maneuvers away from most of the stones, but not all* In fact, so should I. *uses Ancientpower, grinning wickedly*

      • Blaziken says:

        *Hit with it, loses grin* EEEEEH! Pain is nothing to me, though! *arm glows purple, oosing with poison, regains the grin* But this pain will go on! *Thrusts a Poison Jab into Rayquaza’s skin as hard as she can* Hehe..

      • Rayquaza says:

        *Hisses in rage, backing away slightly and watching the purplish poison drip from the wound* Ooh… you’ve done it now! *growls, shooting upward again for Fly, but faster, body swishing slightly to make the path of landing more difficult to determine*

      • Blaziken says:

        *giggles* Ah, poison.. quick death IS great.. *jumps into the general direction of Rayquaza’s fly, preparing another Crush Claw* BUT THE TORTUROUS DEATHS.. ARE WONDERFUL! XD

      • Rayquaza says:

        Hmph, is that so? *Hissing quietly at the poison, shoots down once more, only to land at the side and lock its long body around yet again, quickly using Extremespeed*

      • Blaziken says:

        WHA-? *getting hit* It- *owowow!* is! So stop.. *owow!* the nonsence!! *wriggling an arm free* (Cmon, cmon..! It’s too early to use that..!)

      • Rayquaza says:

        *Pulls away, smirking* I wasn’t going to let that happen again! I have plenty of tricks up my sleeve! *Uses Ancientpower*

      • Arceus says:

        BLAZIKEN, ARE YOU FEMALE? AND YOU HAVE SPEED BOOST ASWELL, CORRECT?
        FEMALE BLAZIKENS ONLY DESIRE TO BE BLAZINGLY ATTRACTIVE TO OTHERS, AND THEIR DREAM HAS ALREADY COME TRUE. ONLY MALES HAVE THE ABILITY TO MAKE THEIR DREAMS INTO REALITY AND ATTAIN SPEED BOOST, WITH NO EXCEPTIONS WHATSOEVER.
        YOU ARE A FEMALE WITH SPEED BOOST, BLAZIKEN? THAT CANNOT EXIST WITHOUT HACKING, AND IN THIS WORLD I DO NOT TOLERATE HACKERS.
        *summons it’s plates*
        DO NOT FRET, BLAZIKEN. AFTER THE PURGING I WILL MAKE SURE THAT YOU’RE THE MOST BLAZINGLY “HAWT” FIGHTING CHICKEN IN THE LAND.

      • Blaziken says:

        GAHHHHH-! (Am I hitting that point already!? This can’t be..) You’ve.. forced my hand! *closes eyes, wrists start blazing with fire.. then opens them back up* I know the benefits of pain.. THIS IS ONE OF THEM! *takes a deep breath, and fires overheat at the body wrapped around her, boosted dramatically from the low health*

      • Rayquaza says:

        *Screeches in agony as the flames dance along its scales, dragging away like a snake in a futile attempt to avoid it, but failing*
        That hurt pretty bad, heh… I didn’t want it to come to this, but seems I have no other choice… *body twists itself upright painfully, eyes gleaming like hot coals, the poison only worsening its condition* Seems like it’ll all come down this. *Red, draconic energy sparks around as outrage is used, thrashing and roaring*

      • Blaziken says:

        *Uses overheat a final time before outrage hits* If.. I’m going down.. I’m taking you with me.. won’t die alone.. for May.. *hit with Outrage* GAHHHHHH..! *faints*

      • Rayquaza says:

        *Howls in a mixture of rage and agony, crashing limply to the ground with a thud, some of its green scales singed black* You were much tougher than the last one… I’ll g-give you that… *Cries out, long and droning, before the poison sends it over and faints*

      • Registeel says:

        *Walks over, lifts Blaziken up gently, applies Full Restore, also gives one to Rayquaza*
        You both fought well.

      • Ditto says:

        Uh-oh…*Takes Blaziken to a nearby Pokemon Center*

      • Ditto says:

        *IGNORE THE LAST POST* Sorry we couldn’t help…

      • Blaziken says:

        *Now stands normally* Ahh…thank you, Registeel, and it’s ok, Ditto. =D This was.. a test for me. I’m not quite ready to do everything I want yet. *hugs them both, then shakes Rayquaza’s hand* Quite a formidable opponent. I couldn’t have expected anything less from you. XD

      • Rayquaza says:

        *Nods respectfully* Its been quite a while since I’ve had such a difficult battle. Thank you for that. It helped me find my weaknesses. *smiles warmly* And thanks Registeel, but I have to say, Blaziken fought much more impressively.

      • Thundhurrus says:

        Registeel
        I believe we can at least deduce that there’s barely enough of any given species of legendary PKMN to breach the double-digits.

      • Registeel says:

        True enough Thundhurrus, you have a point there; but who knows.

        Rayquaza, you did a fine job too. It is no ordinary Blaziken you fought, and you deserve some credit for your accomplishment.

      • Blaziken says:

        Hehe, no problem.. *does the same thing* I-I fought impressively? T-thank you! *blush, then shakes head* But I can’t get complacent.. there’s always more power to gain! *raises fist in the air* I AM AS PUMPED AS EVER! But now everyone sees how it is! Even Giratina! I know you were watching! ;D

      • Zekrom says:

        *sets down popcorn*
        Now THAT was a show. I quite enjoyed it.

        Who on the roster next, then?

      • Blaziken says:

        The roster next, huh? Hmm.. I’m not sure! Who wants to fight me next? =o

      • Swampert says:

        …. *smiles and waves*
        Hi there

      • Blaziken says:

        *looks back* Eh? You want to fight me, Swampert? Well, this shall be interesting! xD *jumps to Swampert* Let’s go! =D

      • Swampert says:

        Yay~ Oh! i’m so excited >u< *does a quick rain dance and summons a massive (but not meant to damage) Muddy Water, swamping the arena with about two feet of murky water, growing deeper with each raindance, and slips under the surface and swims along the floor on his belly, using his facial sensors to locate Blaziken's movement and position undetected and occasionally raindancing to deepen the shallow swamp*

      • Rayquaza says:

        Ooh, I have to see this. *snatches a handful from Zekrom’s popcorn*

      • Zekrom says:

        *hands the popcorn to Ray* that’ll be 5 bucks, Rayquaza. I hope stealing my popcorn was worth it. >/

        *pulls out garbage bag filled with popcorn much like this: http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkzl7uxbrJ1qfpre9o1_500.jpg*

      • Registeel says:

        *Gives Zekrom 5 bucks*
        *Sits down and starts eating the popcorn somehow*

      • Blaziken says:

        Hehe, you’re pretty smart! But.. *uses Crush Claw, HARD on the arena.. making a pretty deep trench, which holds most of the water.. then shakes the water off of the claw* I’m gonna have to get crazy. XD Are you.. prepared? *Uses stone edge on Swampert*

      • Swampert says:

        *sits in a small puddle of water, confused and shaking water droplets from his facial spines/gills* Eh? What’s that? It’s hard to hear underwater. *smiles* Oh! Speaking of which! *Raindances once more then lunges forward, charging full-speed on all fours at Blaziken, but only slipping into the water-filled trench created by the Crush Claw at the last moment and diving all the way to the bottom to set off a massive Earthquake attack*

      • Swampert says:

        *sits at the bottom of the trench after launching his first attack, nursing the Stone Edge wound, and flinching too much to launch another attack* aw.. that sorta hurt ;^;

      • Blaziken says:

        *falls over, hitting things* GAHH! *ow!* Man, you were ready for me..! *uses claws and feet to stabilize self in the arena* Hehe.. you’ll have to come out to do anything serious, though. *waits for it..*

      • Swampert says:

        *picks up speaking vibrations from up above via massive tailfin and slowly swims to the top, surfacing only his head fins and eyes* What’d you say again? It’s hard to hear down there. *gives a genuinely friendly and half-way apologetic smile* Thanks for the trench by the way.

      • Blaziken says:

        Hmm.. *looks over the trench, then uses stone edge on Swampert* Just makes for an easier target.. since you’re near lots of rocks, heh..

      • Swampert says:

        Whoops! *slips under the water to avoid the Stone Edge, then bobs up again.* That’s a pretty strong move, you must’ve been raised very well. *smiles* Sorry about this… I promise you won’t die..*lunges out of the water to grab Blaziken by whatever appendage he can in his mouth and slips back into the water, dragging her with him until about the half-way point before releasing her, and surfacing himself, jumping out of the water and shaking off water droplets.* mm, i apologize. That was rather ungentlemanly of me but it’s been a while since I’ve fought. *shakes self* I can stay out of the water for now if you’d like.

      • Blaziken says:

        ..! *GETS OUT OF THE WATER, AND BREATHES HEAVILY, EYES FILLED WITH RAGE* It’s ok! Simply because.. fire types.. LOVE WATER! *rushes towards Swampert, and slashes a poison jab across the face*

      • Swampert says:

        *falls back with a yelp, frantically running at his face* Ow! *tries to stand, wobbling* oh.. wait. It’s poison, huh.. Hold on a sec. *clams down and scoops out a mouth-full of dirty water, filtering out the water and spitting out a mud bomb-sized amount of mud, rubbing it on the facial wound to slow the effects. Shakes self out a final time, facing Blaziken on all fours* What was that you said about fire types loving water? *creates an Earthquake attack, then prepares for a powered-up Hydro cannon, thanks to the rain dances, taking aim at the Blaziken*

      • Swampert says:

        *rubbing

      • Blaziken says:

        *rolling around again* Woah..! *owowow!* I was saying.. fire away! But only if you can! *uses all claws to get stabilized again, then starts jumping around, but letting her claws sink into the arena when she lands a little to not fall over from the shaking* AND THAT’S NOT GONNA HAPPEN! *jumps in the air, while using a stone edge.. this time from BELOW Swampert*

      • Swampert says:

        *rears up, sitting on his tracking Blaziken* mm– *screeches when a stone edge slashes up his belly, loosing a bit of stored water* angrily begins to shoot hycro cannon at the Blaziken in short, concussive bursts so that at least one will hit her directly. Stomping on the ground creating a small (non damaging) earthquake to manage his pain*

      • Swampert says:

        (sorry.. i was a bit confused by how it came from below, so I tried improvising to make it work ^^; )

      • Blaziken says:

        *gets hit, and falls backwards* EEEEEEH, SO COLDDD! *gets up, and shakes self off* ..Ugh. *wrists start getting firey* I can’t lose now..! (But that water earlier.. that’s what did me in..) Hm.. *does a long jump over Swampert, lands behind him, then thrusts a poison jab into his back, then jumps backwards* That.. should do something..

      • Blaziken says:

        (It’s ok, it might have been confusing.. sorry bout that! XD)

      • Swampert says:

        *screeches and falls forward onto his forelegs, whiling around snapping ta the Balziken that was there seconds ago* ah.. okay… *stumbles back into the water filled trench, then begins to beat the side walls with his tail until it produces an earthquake and summons a final muddy water to create a gigantic tidal wave. when everything settles, he crawl out of the hole and collapses on the arena floor, red blood an purple poison mixing into the muddy brown of the water* May I please have a berry before the poison blinds me, please? O^O *pretty much too weakened by poison to launch any more attacks, especially as the rain dance lets up.*

      • Registeel says:

        *Hands Swampert a Pecha berry*
        Only this once

      • Swampert says:

        Oh! Thank you very much! *takes the Pecha berry and carefully splits it in half, mashing one half into the facial wounds and rubbing it around to draw out and absorb the poison while eating the other half to nullify the effects of the poison already in his bloodstream, shuddering as the poison leaves his body* Ah.. O hate poision.. makes me terribly ill.. *closes his eyes* It’s embarrassing but a Wurmple nearly killed me as a very young Mudkip. That sent mother into quite a fit. *nods sagely then looks about* where’s Blaziken? Is she alright..?

      • Blaziken says:

        (Before the attack..) *looks at the tidal wave, and RUNS* NO REGRETTSSS-! *completely drenched in water, and faints directly afterwards*

        (Haha, it’s like that Spiderman thing! Everyone gets one. XD)

      • Registeel says:

        I don’t think she is quite done yet.

      • Swampert says:

        oh… *stumbles over to Blaziken and sits,nudging a Sitrus berry agaist her beak* Uhm.. i do apologize. I think I lost energy first so maybe you won. *smiles sheepishly* Sorry.. Sitrus berries are all I have. *pokes her* hey, you alright..? That was a fun battle!

      • Registeel says:

        Oh… nevermind.
        *Once more props Blaziken up, and applies Full Restore to Blaziken*

      • Blaziken says:

        *looks energetic* Ah.. thank you, Registeel.. sorry if this is troubling you.. and it might happen a lot! XD Me and water.. just don’t mix, especially in my stat range.. *smiles, then shakes Swampert’s hand* I probably won, but let me tell you.. you’re quite the smart one! That was pretty intense and fun! Sorry about the poison.. *hugs* Everyone has something embarassing happen to them. Mine.. well.. let’s just say Megagross isn’t quite my favorite pokemon. Stupid earthquake spamming steel type- but anyway.. no need to be sorry! I feel I was a bit.. violent.. I get pretty odd in a battle! No worries though, it’s all chill. *gives some money to Swampert* Pokémarts always help.. hehe. *gives another pecha berry* Just in case some poison troll comes along.. =o

      • Swampert says:

        *blinku* ouo
        uhm.. uh, Registeel? Could I maybe have one of those to? *holds arms out to display juries* she’s good at Stone edges so I’ve got alot of cuts. *cleans mud, blood, and poison from his fins, carefully nudging her* Really.. I am sorry. I took it too far. Mother always said I was too careless with fire types.. Oh! and You really are a wonderful battler! Are you trained by any chance..?

      • Registeel says:

        *Applies Full Restore on Swampert too, and bandages both Blaziken and Swampert up, cleaning the wounds*

        Good thing I am prepared for many medical situations just in case.

      • Blaziken says:

        Ah, Registeel.. you’re so reliable. Thanks again. I won’t get so scarred next time.. XD Hehe.. sorry bout the stone edges.. *scratches head* In all honesty, I’m a bit more agressive with types strong to me in general.. gotta be on guard 2x as hard. But seriously, no apology needed. You saw how crazy Rayquaza and I were. You get props for doing battle in your own style, and you’re smart as well. Get as reckless as you want! XD Yeah, I’m trained.. but that story.. isn’t quite for telling.. at least.. not right now. *sits down* Whew, two in a row.. barely made it..

      • Swampert says:

        *confused derpface, but takes money* Oh.. thank you! *then makes a face, bristling a little* mrr.. the Belum family is difficult, but you’ve got a type advantage so I guess that helps. *eats the pecha berry just in case* ‘S too bad that pecha berries are not native to Unova.. that why it’s great to have some III gen’s around. *moves around in his bandages* Perfect! Thanks! Regi’s have always been helpful

      • Blaziken says:

        No problem! Yeah.. it’s fuzzy though, but I remember a lot of earthquakes.. Haha, yeah! Registeel’s been awesome! Along with Ditto though.. (I haven’t forgotten ya, even if you can’t help! ;D) *gets back up, stretches a bit* Guess i’m on to the next one though.. until.. *dark shading across face* … *dark shading goes away* heh. Nothing. Who’s next?

      • Ditto says:

        *Transforms into a Grotle, and shakes of all the various berries off from the bushes on my back* From the battles you guys must be hungry. Eat as much as you like!

      • Swampert says:

        No. *rises to to his full height on his back legs to punctuate his point (pretty big swapert too)* You need to rest for a bit or else you’ll really get hurt. *falls forward making a slapping sound with his belly and curling up* My father was a Quagsire, so I can use Yawn if you don’t feel tired right now. *perks* Berries? Don’t mind if I do! *rises to his haunches again to peruse the berries* As long as you don’t frenzy plant or grass knot me..

      • Ditto says:

        Don’t worry, I only attack for self defense, or if my friends are being attacked.

      • Blaziken says:

        Gah, alright. I tend to push myself.. so maybe I’ll just chill for a while. *looks excited* BERRIES?! AWESOME! Thanks, Ditto! XD.. I knew all along.. Ditto wouldn’t do something like that!~ *eats a bunch of random berries, and gets full quickly* OH FUDGE YEAH, BERRY MIX! Just like.. *sits down* hm. I may go to sleep after all.. wake me up when some applies for a battle, or if you have an important question.. *lies down, and goes to sleep* …

      • Swampert says:

        Oh, uh >> <> Didn’t I just… kinda… attack your friend though?
        too tired, nvm.. *curls up with a size-able hoard of berries and nods off*

      • Zekrom says:

        What was that.
        Ceaser says: TO THE DEATH.

      • Rayquaza says:

        *stretches and yawns* Well, who’s next? I could use another battle myself.

      • Giratina says:

        A battle’s more fun when there’s no fear of death looming over you. Let them sleep. Hey, Ditto! Next time Blaze goes into battle-mode, you might want to turn into an Audino or something. You really need to watch her at all times so that she doesn’t get in over her head. Oh, and…*puts dress on Blaziken and takes picture* perfect.

      • Giratina says:

        I’m up for a battle. *Maxes out Sp. Atk with Nasty Plot* Ready to go.

      • Zekrom says:

        *yawns and wakes up stretching, his fins pricking* Hm.. Giratina? *gawks* never seen one before OuO … never been out of the Hoenn region before. What’s it doing..?

      • Zekrom says:

        (Wow. So much went wrong in that sentence. Arcues dammit. IGNORE THAT LAST ONE. I WAS LOOKING AT A PICTURE OF A FISH AND EARS SOMEHOW BECAME FINS. Never multitask.)

        *falls asleep during the talking*
        *yawns and wakes up stretching, *her *ears pricking* Hm.. Giratina? *gawks* never seen one before … never been out of the *Unova region before. What’s it doing?

      • Giratina says:

        1. I’m not an “it”
        2. How can you not have seen me before? I’ve been an active commenter for months!
        3. I’m about to have a battle with Rayquayza.

      • Zekrom says:

        *flops back*
        Oh right it’s just you. Didn’t recognize the icon for a moment so I was going to call you an imposter. Mah B, Twas just setting up for the punch. *settles back into teh popp-ed cornz.* it’s been a long day. MAH B, MAH B.
        Now!
        Blood this time!

      • Rayquaza says:

        *Snorts* Hiding behind buffs? Tsk tsk
        I’ll let you make the first move. Come at me. >:)

      • Mewtwo says:

        ….

        ..
        .
        Oh? Arceus? What’s that you said? I think I misheard you.
        Abomination created by man?
        Abomination?
        This?
        From YOUUUUUUUU?
        MEW AND I WERE POKEGODS BEFORE YOU EVER WERE! -YOU- ARE ACTION REPLAY FODDER! CERULEAN CAVE TOOK WORK! AND DON’T YOU EVEN THROW THAT ‘JUST A COPY’ RANT AT ME!

      • Giratina says:

        Who says I’m hiding? I’m just preparing for the debuff. *Giratina uses Draco Meteor! It’s Super Effective! Giratina’s Sp. Atk fell sharply!*

      • Rayquaza says:

        *Grunts, gritting teeth* Hmph, didn’t see that coming. Fair enough. Starting out with this may be a bad idea, but… *hisses as he uses Outrage*

      • Blaziken says:

        *Eating popcorn while watching* o_o

      • Blaziken says:

        Wait a second.. *looks down* Eek! I knew I should’ve stayed awake! How terrible-! I ended up becoming the victim! Ah well, would of happened sometime. *continues eating*

      • Giratina says:

        *Dodges first attack using Fly* I really CANNOT afford to be hit by that! *Giratina uses Thunder! It’s Super Effective!* I had plenty of time to train and hone my abilities in the Distortion World. Don’t think I’ll go down easy!

      • Swampert says:

        *hit in the head by a falling meteor, sits up, confused and rubbing his head (which is hard as rock so it just feels like someone thumped him hard) * Ah—ow..? *then hit by an Outrage blastwave, and is hurtled backwards* Hey–! Watch it! Someone could get really hurt! *angrily shoots an ice beam at the two fighting dragons at random before wandering away and settling between two boulders to watch* Personally, i’m on your side Rayquaza… er– go Hoenn!

      • Giratina says:

        *Dodges Icebeam in midair and fires back Energy Ball* I don’t mind you rooting for my opponent, but DON’T interfere with our fight! *Waits patiently for Rayquaza to recover from the last attack*

      • Rayquaza says:

        *Smirks* Well, that’s much more than what I would’ve expected from Sinnoh. Looks like I’ll have give it my all. *Body’s symbols glow harshly* *shoots upward and gaps open jaws, using Dragon Pulse in Giratina’s direction*

      • Giratina says:

        *Matches it with another Dragon Pulse causing both pokemon to be thrown back several feet* Ugh. Heh, that kinda stung. Though you’re looking a bit worse for wear. *Uses Shadow Force* *Echoing voice* Round and round and round I go. Where I strike, only I know. *Lunges from the shadows and strikes Rayquaza’s throat*

      • Rayquaza says:

        *Snarls, skidding against the ground a few feet back* Oh, I wouldn’t worry. I’ve been in much bigger… binds than this. *lashes tail around Giratina’s upper body for a brief moment as a distraction, aiming another Dragon Pulse directly at its face*

      • Blaziken says:

        *Jumps in front of the Energy Ball, but isn’t hurt that much* Don’t worry, Swampert won’t do anything like that again.. *Heals Swampert* or else it would HIT next time! >_>

      • Giratina says:

        *Throws up a Light Screen just in time but still gets blasted back a couple feet* Ungh…all right, that’s far enough. *Eyes start to glow red, and an incredibly evil aura emits from Giratina* Time to die. *Uses Thunder five times in quick succession followed by Dark Pulse and Draco Meteor, laughing insanely all the while* DIE, DIE, DIE MORTAL FOOL!!!

      • Rayquaza says:

        *weaves through the air artfully, dodging the best he can, smirking, and enduring whatever hits* Wonderful, simply wonderful! But one such as myself doesn’t crumble so easily, not now! *Eyes glow golden and pupiless in harmony with symbols along his body* Let’s see how well I can retaliate, eh? *Roars heavily, using Draco Meteor, followed by a few short blasts of Ice Beam in several directions*

      • Giratina says:

        *Uses Shadow Force to avoid the attacks* You’ll have to do much better than that, weakling. *Attacks from the shadows and uses Toxic* I’m going to enjoy watching the poison kill you from the inside. *Evil smile* *Uses Dragon Rush repeatedly and knocks Rayquaza to the ground*

      • Rayquaza says:

        *coughs up blood, tinted purple with poison, eyes still glowing as he pulls himself up pitifully from the floor * Huh… is that so? *Eyes flip from gold to a bloodthirsty red* I don’t know why, but I get the feeling I’ll enjoy this EVEN MORE! *snarls angrily, but it sounds strangely different, as if three are snarling at once* You’ve brought this upon yourself! *Claws begin to spark and flare red as he charges to the side, hissing and snarling maniacally as he rakes his claws, using Dragon Claw, over and over after Giratina, not halting for a moment in between*

      • Giratina says:

        *Smashes Iron Tail into the side of Rayquaza’s head, cracking the skull slightly* You fool. You don’t have the power to sustain that ability. Dark Mind effect can only be found in Legendary Pokemon, and exchanges life force for power. The longer you stay in that state, the closer you become to death. *Gets to feet, oozing shadows from the wound on its side, and fires a massive Thunder from point-blank range* At your current level, you can’t hope to compete with me.

      • Rayquaza says:

        *Pants heavily, eyes-half lidded, making a small noise that sounds like crying for a few moments, but is actually maniacal laughter* You are the fool! I have never feared death! Time and time again I have come this close defending my pride or my territory! *Blood seeps down his chin, speckling the floor* I’m a fool…. y-yes, I a-admit to that. I’m already losing dangerous amounts of my life force, I can feel it. Yes, I am weaker than you, yes, I’m a fool, yes, I’m hopeless. B-but… I’ll back out gracefully, conceding defeat, whether this is my end or not. *Coughs hoarsely, blood splattering over his body, as his body’s symbols ceases their glow and his eyes close, falling limply to the floor with a loud, deafening thud, and laying motionless*

      • Rayquaza says:

        ((cease* ._.))

      • Registeel says:

        *Immediately comes over and starts tending to Rayquaza’s wounds, hooking him to life support*
        I can buy you some time with this, I’ll be back soon enough.
        *quickly runs off to get something*

      • Ditto says:

        *Creates a barrier around Rayquaza to protect him from anything else wishing to harm him*

      • Registeel says:

        *comes back holding a shimmering max revive, opens Rayquaza’s mouth and places it inside*
        This is a special Max Revive infused with life energy from the Tree of Beginning itself. It is very precious and is only to be used when someone is on the absolute brink of death.

      • Giratina says:

        *Shudder racks Giratina’s body, and the red glow in it’s eyes fades* And THAT is why you don’t challenge me to battle. Ditto, I’ve got a couple Revival Herbs in my bag if you would be so kind.

      • Giratina says:

        *Turns into human form* That special Max Revive will help stabilize him, but I’ve studied natural medicine. I can whip up a potion that works better than most storebought potions.

      • Rayquaza says:

        *body twitches and shudders violently, as if he is having a nightmare, then suddenly calms as his breathing reaches a somewhat fickle pace*

      • Registeel says:

        (To Giratina)
        Go ahead, do what you must. I will assist you.

      • Reshiram says:

        *sigh*
        Giratina RPs like a noob.
        Those auto-hits are a big no-no.

      • Blaziken says:

        *stands there shocked* That.. was.. EPIC! I hope both of you are alright now, though.. *hugs both of them* I kinda wanna fight you now, Giratina.. if we can use more than 4 moves.. hehe..

      • Giratina says:

        Shut up Reshi, I need to concentrate. Registeel, I need you to get the following ingredients from my bag: A balm mushroom, 2x revival herb, a big mushroom, heal powder, 2x energy root, 3x gold leaf, 3x silver leaf, 2x miracle berry, a white herb, and berry juice. And some bandages.

      • Registeel says:

        Once we are done here Blaziken, do you wanna have a battle? I’d be willing to have a “friendly competition”

      • Giratina says:

        @Blaziken: Dude. Did you SEE what happened to Rayquaza?! I would KILL you!!!

      • Registeel says:

        *Takes out the ingredients required and places them on a portable countertop*
        Are you sure you don’t need any medical assistance yourself Giratina?
        *Starts unrolling the bandages*

      • Blaziken says:

        I saw.. but for some reason, I’m not very scared. Being on the borderline of death.. just standing at the tip.. it’s so.. FUN! And then the POWER that comes from it.. *snickering* us starters only know how that feels.. Registeel, I’ll battle you next! Though you’re my friend, i’d have to say that I can’t hold back much on anyone I fight.. and then maybe Giratina. *giggling again*

      • Giratina says:

        Eh? Oh. *Finally notices the grievous wound on its side that Rayquaza inflicted* Nah, I’m fine. It should stop bleeding sooner or later. *Takes ingredients and starts grinding them to powder and mixing them into a watery paste* This stuff tastes nasty, but it does the trick…*pours some of the liquid down Rayquaza’s throat, then proceeds to dab the rest on his wounds, wrapping them in bandages*

      • Registeel says:

        *While Giratina is finishing tending to Rayquaza, I give a quick patch-up to Giratina as well*

      • Rayquaza says:

        *Slowly, he blinks awake, his yellowish eyes slowly sweeping the area in a disorientated manner, as if he isn’t sure where he is and what is going on around him.*

      • Giratina says:

        Thanks Registeel. I’ll save the rest of this potion for your fight. In the mean time, I’m going to restock my medical supplies. *Creates a dimensional rift to Driftveil city* Be right back.

      • Giratina says:

        Oh look! Ray is awake.

      • Registeel says:

        Welcome back Rayquaza. How are you feeling?

      • Rayquaza says:

        *His eyes widen and he jolts slightly at the sound of Giratina’s voice, an expression of pure hatred written across his face but only for a moment, quickly replaced by a disinterested look. He sighs hollowly.* …I suppose I’m alright…

      • Giratina says:

        Oh god. You’re not going to go all emo on us are you? Think of it this way. You’re still alive. There’s for you in death, but alive, you can live to fight me another day. So train, train until you can fight me as an equal and come out on top. I’ll be waiting.

      • Giratina says:

        Quote Kenpachi Zaraki.

      • Rayquaza says:

        *rolls eyes* No, I won’t. You slaughtered me, I hardly even touched you. It would take me years to get to that level, and that’s saying you don’t improve. *shrugs* But meh, I guess you’re right, at least I’m alive. *Coils up slightly, trying cause the least physical pain possible*

      • Registeel says:

        Remember to take it easy for a bit, you don’t want those wounds opening up again. And don’t feel too down. Although these fights can get a bit over-the-top, we are doing this for fun anyway. We are all friends here. There is more to a battle than pure strength, so take the time to think about the battle and exploit any weaknesses that you see in the future.

      • Registeel says:

        *Puts supplies and such away*
        Now Blaziken, let’s get that battle going shall we?
        *Crouches into a battle-ready pose and starts using Curse and Amnesia*

        If you don’t mind, why don’t you start our battle in a new thread? This one is already quite long and it is hard to find the beginning.

      • Giratina says:

        I had two millenia to hone my skills in solitude. You’re already really strong, but your shortcoming was you tried to go far beyond your abilities. Know your strengths and weaknesses, and you’ll know from the first clash whether or not you’re stronger than your opponent.

      • Rayquaza says:

        *mumble* I’d rather die than feel this humiliation… *mumble*
        *Coils up completely, through very slow movement, and dozes off*

      • Swampert says:

        Eek! *ducks, preparing an ice beam, but is protected by Blaziken* Don’t be a jerk, Giratina! someone could get hurt with how reckless you’re both being! *filters muddy water through his gills and lobs an irritation-driven (non-damaging) mud bomb at the two just to let them know he’s pissed off* Thanks Blaziken *HUUUUUUGE, CRUSHING GRATFUL-SWAMPERT HUG*
        -end battle-
        *blinks* that was horrendous… *shudders, then wanders over and touches Rayquaza’s head, gently* Uhm.. Mr. Rayquaza? if you want, we can fight next. I’ll be nice and I won’t use Ice Beam of you promise not to kill me. *hold up a siturs berry, proudly* And i’ve got these! It’ll be fun!

      • Swampert says:

        (SwampertRolePlay!anon would like to say that Swampert is meant to be a “country bumpkin” of sorts and asks that you don’t blame his…. naivete on this anon >>;; you may now return to your battles)

      • Rayquaza says:

        *Perks up as if he had never been sleeping* Oh… you want to battle me? I don’t think I should, my wounds still hurt pretty bad, and they might open up again… *slowly glances over the bandages, frowning* I don’t want to go out and make a fool of myself again today anyway… maybe another time? *smiles*

      • Swampert says:

        *shakes his head* oh no… actually, I probably can’t beat you. And since we’re from the same region I don’t think you’d kill me.. that’s also why I don’t really wanna fight others who aren’t from Hoenn. So it’d just be fun, i’d not try and make a fool out of you. *pushes two handfuls of Sitrus berries to Rayquaza* And that’s fine. Here, eat these! They will make you feel better! *wanders away and casually starts dragging around boulders to make a characteristic Swampert nest for himself*

      • Rayquaza says:

        Ah, thank you very much. *Nibbles at a few of them, but seems to not have much of an appetite, and he sighs depressingly again, coiling up like a snake and laying his head back down on the cold floor, hoping that he’ll eventually drift asleep*

      • Swampert says:

        *peers at human!Giratina from behind his rocks* oh wow.. a human? I wish I could do that.. maybe I should ask Arceus. *shakes his head,then glaring a bit* But really you should both learn to control your tempers! *sinks behind a boulder a bit* My trainer caught me as a Marshtomp so I know at least couple of manners.. *curls up* not that I have a trainer anymore or anything… but, I don’t think it’s right for ledgendaries to kill ledgendaries since they all serve a special purpose under Arceus. *nod*

      • Blaziken says:

        *Got crushed by the hug, but still breathing* ACK! XD *sits near Rayquaza* Hey, buddy.. you didn’t make a fool of yourself. You fought valiantly, in the best of times, and the worst of times.. don’t be down. I’ll fight Giratina after Registeel, just to see how bad it gets.. I’m sure I won’t die if I’m careful enough. XD

        (BlazikenRolePlay!anon notes that this Blaziken is pretty much me in a nutshell. I am pretty reckless sometimes.. and can endure pain. YAY RECKLESSNESS? YAY. XD)

      • Rayquaza says:

        *transforms into human-form, and smiles wistfully* Meh, honestly, I was like a magikarp out there. *shakes his head slowly* It was awful. I have a lot of training to do before I feel even satisfied again. But maybe that’s a good thing, it’ll spur me to do better.

        ((His human form is male with tousled black, or in certain lighting, dark green, hair and bright gold eyes, usually wearing a black jacket/jeans.
        RayquazaRolePlay!anon is actually sometimes even this depressing in real life. Lol.))

      • Zekrom says:

        heh, yup. provided Giratina doesn’t auto-hit again. sooo– With Reshi on this one actually. Auto-ing it shortens the battle and therefore lessens the CARNAGE. lovely fight though..

      • Rayquaza says:

        ((And the bandages magically adjusted. Don’t question it.))

      • Blaziken says:

        If anything, I thought you were more of a Gyarados! But YAY for self-motivation! I also agree with Zekrom/Reshiram. Auto-ing is such a fight-shortener. =(

        (It’s not depressing.. don’t worry. XD I’ve seen.. worse.)

      • Giratina says:

        What the hell is auto-hitting?! @Swampert: I can turn into human form because I can bend the fabric of the dimensions to my will. I don’t have any idea how Ray does it, though. @Rayquaza: You should be able to move around soon. The potion I used to heal your wounds is pretty fast-acting.

  56. MissingNo. says:

    *Is in Kabutops fossil form*
    I have to wonder what’s up with you legendaries.
    Why don’t you guys ever invite me to these things? Really now, what did I do wrong. *Taps foot*

    • Blaziken says:

      Hm? You’ll have to consult Landorkus on that one. We’re only in charge of party setup, and the insanity that occurs before, during, and after! XD

      • MissingNo. says:

        Insanity?Not really so, you should see what happens… just about everywhere, actually.
        At least I have originalshipping. What’s up with Reshiram and Zekrom wanting to be Black’s? Red still pwns all.
        Arceus, you have just about no authority over me. You certainly didn’t make me, unless you were high, drunk, or something of the like. Really, who in their right mind would make me?

      • Blaziken says:

        *laughed* WHAT YOU JUST SAID ABOUT ARCEUS MADE QUOTE OF THE DAY. *high-5* Nice one, MissingNo.!

      • MissingNo. says:

        Thank you, I guess. *Struggling to position scythe-thing right* I’m finding this high-5 thing difficult without hands. You know I have fan art where I cut Victini’s head off with this thing?

        http://browse.deviantart.com/?qh=&section=&q=Missingno+Victini#/d3e8xpo

        I’m the REAL #000

      • Arceus says:

        MADAM BLAZIKEN, YOU APPEAR TO TAKE INSULTS OF ANY KIND VERY BADLY, AND IF ANYONE ELSE INSULTS THE TARGET OF YOUR HATRED YOU INSTANTLY HIGH 5 THEM AND GUSH ABOUT HOW EXCELLENT THEY ARE. I AM SURE THAT YOU MEAN WELL, BUT BULLYING A GOD ISN’T SOMETHING THAT’LL END WELL FOR YOU.
        I AM NEITHER PSYCHOTIC, INSANE NOR HAPPY-GO-LUCKY, AND THAT IS WHAT MAKES ME SO FEARFUL. JUST A WARNING, I DON’T WANT US TO START OFF ON THE WRONG FOOT.

      • Blaziken says:

        Ah, I appear to take insults bad.. since I have a.. firey personality.. but you’d be surprized somedays. And what do you mean, bullying a God? o_o If anything, the God was bullying me.. I don’t have dreams, I’m just a simple female Blaziken! Oh, actually.. I’m not even worth your time.. so sorry for the reply. I just actually thought we could’ve been spar buddies or something one day.. I react to rudeness rudely, and I react to kindness kindly. I’m not sure what’s been going on.. but igyou’re the Arceus I’ve been seeing.. >_>; But if you aren’t, then all my apologies, and everything said before is basically null and void for me (hopefully for you), we can just start totally fresh, and there must have been someone else. I can’t be sure though, what with all the.. derping.

      • MissingNo. says:

        *Growling* Arceus, I don’t believe you should push those buttons. After all, I have the highest attack stat of any pokemon, if you care to group me with all of you. I don’t think Blaziken is being a bully, just being firm in her opinion.
        *Rubs scythes together* So, anyone got food?

      • Registeel says:

        *Hands a bowl of chips to Missingno.*
        Sorry, this is all I have at the moment, but better than nothing I suppose.

      • Blaziken says:

        XD *takes out around 7 boxes of pizza* Everyone can have some! Awesome, that you’re the real one.. and thanks for sticking up for me. =D I also think that a certain type of non-funny, trollish Victini must die. Good thing nobody like that is here to comment! *eats a slice* La~

      • MissingNo. says:

        Oh! I love chips. *Eats a chip after struggling to balance it on a scythe * You know what, I’m going into ghost form. *Switches to ghost* This is easier with hands. And I still have an Attack stat of 136 or so!
        *Takes a slice of pizza* I’m #000 because the Pokedex starts at #001, it was made that way to deny my existance. I’m still insulted if someone takes that from me.

      • Blaziken says:

        Yeah, that would be insulting.. but if anything, most people here would still consider you the #000! XD

      • MissingNo. says:

        You kidding? Victini is infamously cute, I’m either a ghost, L-shaped block of pixels, Kabutops skeleton, Aerodatyl skeleton, or random pikachu-colored fractured ho-oh in a block shape.

        Oh, and I have an ask blog.

      • Arceus says:

        ANOTHER ARCEUS? MOTHER MEW ONLY BIRTHED ONE OF ME, UNLESS YOU ARE SPEAKING OF BIZARRO ARCEUS, MY PARALLEL UNIVERSE “SHINY” COLOURED COUNTERPART. HE IS ONE OF POLITICAL INDIFFERENCE RATHER THAN NEUTRALITY, AND IS FIRMLY ROOTED IN THE BELIEF THAT ANARCHY WILL UNITE US ALL. PERHAPS THIS MISSINGNO IS PARENT TO THAT ABOMINATION, IF HIS DESTRUCTIVE POWER GREATLY EXCEEDS MINE.
        IN THAT CIRCUMSTANCE….SHALL WE HAVE A SPARRING MATCH, “FATHER” MISSINGNO? IN THE REALM OF GLITCHES YOU AND MOTHER MEW ARE CLOSELY ENTWINED, SO EVEN IF I MAY BE REDUCED TO A MASS OF PIXELS IT WILL BE AN ENJOYABLE FIGHT.

      • Mew says:

        FATHER MEW!!

    • Landorkus says:

      I try to send invitations to you, but the postal service won’t allow me and I can’t stand entering Glitch City. No offense.

  57. anon says:

    I’m afraid the latest chapter of PokeSpe has left me unable to properly enjoy your comic. I hope this feeling is temporary.

    Oh god I can never see N the same way ever again…

  58. FemalePikachu says:

    when black says “is there someone else inside me?”

    when i read it for the first time it just “tickled my mind” :D

  59. Virizion says:

    I leave you for… what, three days- And you all start attacking each other.

    I’m about to kick all of your asses back to your own Arceus damn region.

    • Blaziken says:

      Virizion. </3 That's so mean. We're just messing around. Besides, you heard Rayquaza and I.. before that, we never had awesome fights like that.. D:

      • Arceus says:

        MESSING AROUND? SOMEONE COULD GET HURT OR POISONED.
        THAT’S MEAN, MADAM BLAZIKEN. RAYQUAZA AND I ARE WHAT MERE HUMANS CALL “BROS”, AND I BELIEVE (FORGIVE ME IF I’M WRONG) THAT ONE OF THEIR SAYINGS IS “BROS BEFORE CHICKS.”

      • Blaziken says:

        Your style of talking.. you’re definitely not that other one.. I’m sorry, Arceus. Your absolutely right. I’m pretty reckless most of the time, I end up fighting a bit crazy, and if I’ve hurt Rayquaza in a way that is unacceptable, you can hurt me as much as you want. You aren’t wrong in that statement, either. XD

      • Giratina says:

        Arceus, don’t be a sexist ass.

      • Landorkus says:

        Seel of Approval goes to Giratina.

      • Giratina says:

        *Brofist*

      • Arceus says:

        I AM NOT SEXIST. I SIMPLY VALUE THOSE OF AN UNDISCLOSED GENDER MORE THAN THOSE OF A SET GENDER. WHEN YOU WERE A YOUNG CHILD GIRATINA, ALL YOU EVER WANTED TO DO WAS TO WEAR A SKIRT. A FLOWERY SKIRT WITH “KAWAII” DAISY PATTERNS AND ULTRA-COMFORT. I DETESTED THAT AND SENT YOU TO THE REVERSE WORLD TO THINK OVER YOUR DESIRES, BUT I FEAR THAT I KEPT YOU IN THERE A BIT TOO LONG. CAN YOU EVER FORGIVE MY FOOLISHNESS. MY DEAR TINA?

      • Kyurem says:

        Arceussssss. I believe I sssssspeak for everyone when I ssssssssay…..

        SSSSSSSTOP WITH THE CHAINSSSSSAWING SSSSSCREAMING!

      • Arceus says:

        THIS IS HOW I NORMALLY SPEAK, YOU DO NOT WISH TO HEAR ME SCREAM.
        AND WHAT IS WITH ALL THE “CHAINSAWING”, BACK IN MY DAY IT WAS KNOWN AS SPAM, BUT ALAS, I AM NO SPAMMER.

      • Giratina says:

        I will not deny that I look good in woman’s clothing, but still, YOU RUINED MY CHILDHOOD DAMMIT!! I have no gender, meaning that there’s nothing wrong with me wearing the clothes I want to wear! You didn’t raise me at all! You fail as a father! AND DON’T CALL ME TINA!

  60. I think its unheathy how much I love this fanfic |D

  61. M says:

    GAAAH i love this comic <3333

    when i first started reading i was like "wtf?" but now im addicted!!!

  62. hazy says:

    @Author Black: I hope your days from school get better soon. I know what that feels like, so I feel your pain as well.

  63. Blaziken says:

    Here’s what I don’t understand. Y Arceus so mean? Such terrible words are being spouted. Why should it matter if I’m a girl or not? But for all it’s worth.. you can say what you want, Arceus. If it’s mean, I just won’t listen. XD

    • Arceus says:

      A FEMALE BLAZIKEN WITH SPEED BOOST. I AM A POLITICALLY NEUTRAL SOMEWHAT FEMINIST GOD, BUT IN REGARDS TO THE COMPETITIVE COMMUNITY I SIDE WITH THOSE WHO TAKE THEIR TIME TO LOVE AND CARE FOR THEIR POKEMON, AKA IV/EV BREEDING. HACKED POKEMON DO NOT RECEIVE THAT SORT OF TREATMENT, INSTEAD THEY ARE USED AS COMPETITIVE KILLING MACHINES TO RANK THEIR TRAINERS.
      MOTHER MEW, YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I AM SAYING, CORRECT?

  64. Swampert says:

    Just out of curiosity, pokemon, what are your natures?

    Mine’s Careful

  65. Thundhurrus says:

    SO ARCEUS, I SEE YOU’VE RETURNED. I WOULD’VE THOUGHT THAT YOU’D HAVE LEARNED TO STAY THE FUCK OUT OF HERE. OH WELL, LET’S HAVE YOU LEARN IT AGAIN.
    I GOT THE ULTIMATE CHEAT CODE, AND I’M NOT BOUND BY YOUR SHITTY LAWS OF REALITY AND EXISTENCE AND ALL THAT SHIT. COME AT ME BRO.
    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • Giratina says:

      You can clearly see by your less than warm welcome that you are hated here, Arceus.

      • Arceus says:

        THUNDERUS, MOTHER MEW HAS TAUGHT ME NEVER TO STAND DOWN TO ANYONE OTHER THAN HER AND MADAMOISELLE MELOETTA, AND I WISH TO KEEP THINGS THAT WAY. ARE YOU UNHAPPY THAT I REFERRED TO YOU AS HOMOSEXUAL? IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH THAT? IT IS OKAY TO BE GAY WITH ALL THE TOYS AND THE BOYS IN THE GAY PARADE, BUT HATING ME SIMPLY BECAUSE I ACCEPTED YOU FOR WHO YOU ARE IS SIMPLY NOT RIGHT, BUT I CAN SEE WHERE YOU ARE COMING FROM. LECHEROUS THUNDERUS, CAN YOU PLEASE SEE WHERE I AM COMING FROM, TOO?
        GIRATINA, ARE YOU HURT BECAUSE OF THE LESS THAN POLITE WORDS THAT I DISCUSSED TOWARDS YOU? YOU ARE MY CREATION AND FOR THAT I CAN NEVER FEEL ANYTHING MORE SWEET THAN LOVE TOWARDS YOU, YET YOU TREAT ME WITH DISDAIN AND ANGER. IS THIS BECAUSE OF MY FAILURE TO PROVIDE A MOTHER TO YOU, GIRATINA? ARE YOU UNABLE TO ACCEPT MY RELATIONSHIP WITH MADAMOISELLLE MELOETTA?

      • Giratina says:

        NO YOU MORON! I’M CHAINSAWING PISSED THAT YOU TRAPPED ME IN THE DISTORTION WORLD FOR TWO THOUSAND YEARS!!! >:O

      • Thundhurrus says:

        ARCEUS, YOU CHAINSAWING FUCKTARD, THAT’S NOT THE PROBLEM HERE.
        THE PROBLEM IS THAT YOU EXIST IN THE SAME REALITY AS ME, WHICH IS SOMETHING I WILL NOT ALLOW UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE.
        YOUR VERY EXISTANCE IS SOMETHING THAT I SHALL THOROUGHLY DENY. YOU ARE A GREAT STAIN ON THE FABRIC OF THIS REALITY, AND I AM THE CLEANER THAT WILL REMOVE THAT STAIN.
        I HAVE FURY!

      • Mew says:

        I’ve given up trying to correct you…

      • Arceus says:

        FATHER, MOTHER, YOUR GENDER IS UNDISCLOSED, MEW.
        HOWEVER, I FEEL AS IF CALLING YOU PARENT MEW SOUNDS TOO UNFAMILIAL, SO I SETTLED FOR MOTHER MEW. I’M SORRY, PLEASE FORGIVE ME.

    • Blaziken says:

      *giggle* Sounds like Fawful. XDD