That’s all for now.
EDIT: REQUESTS ARE NOW CLOSED. I AM DROWNING IN SCHOOLWORK SO THE NEXT UPDATE MIGHT BE LATE. THURSDAYS ARE HORRIBLE. I’M ON CAMPUS FOR 12 HOURS.
I will join your forum and love you forever.
You called? ;D
*insert shrill, girly scream here*
SHUT UP, ZEKROM!
That’s not funny!
I have heard stories…
The things Ditto does…
It's worse than what fan-girls do in slash fics.
Wait, wait, wait. Hold up.
You mean to tell me that you actually /read/ teh nasty fan-girl slash fics?
IT’S THUNDUUUUURUS’S FAULT!
Aha! the confession! anything you’ve said or will say can and most definitely be used against you.
It was fine working with you, Ditto. *handshake*
and so another war between you two begins.
Happy to help, Zekrom!
Both you knock it off! RAAARGH
I DID NOT DO IT.
DO NOT BLAME ME FOR SOMETHING I DID NOT DO UNLESS YOU WANT TO TASTE THE RAINBOW OF PAIN.
and so the plot thickens!
Well, that’s my story, and I’m sticking to it.
Wow, I could’ve seen it out of Thunderus, but Reshiram? Dang, I didn’t know you rolled like that! O_o
DON’T JUDGE ME!
I’m just playing. XD *gives a cookie*
*takes said cookie and omnomnoms like a Pachirisu*
*whispers to Blaziken*
*whispers back* Ok! XD *secretly judges* XD Poor Reshiram.
I make you a gift, and this is the thanks I get?!
*runs to cry in emo corner*
I won’t judge Reshi. Don’t judge the slash fics or the reader, judge the fangirl. Because everyone hates fangirls. You know it to be true. *Pats Reshi on the shoulder*
… Is there anything else than fangirls around here? I could’ve sworn you legendaries were fangirls like us. Y’know, in a past life.
*hugs Reshiram* Even if you are judged, you’re still awesome. XD So no worries!
I feel so loved.
the “thanks you get” is coming later~
@Azalee: I am not a fangirl. I am an otaku. There’s a difference. Fangirls are vicious and will do anything to protect their favorite character’s honor. They squeal every time their favorite character is even mentioned. They usually like yaoi. Otakus prefer manga as a whole, and while they may have a favorite character, they only squeal when that character looks particularly badass. Also, the fact that I write fanfics is irrelevant because the fanfics I write aren’t romantic fanfics, but action ones.
Thirded like BURNING.
i’d LOVE to join!!!!
You’ll be hard pressed to find someone he who’d disagree.
I want to join too! That’d be.. awesomesauce!
Seventh’ed. Can’t wait for the forum to be up! 8D
forever and ever
You fail Inception forever.
That’s because I’ve never actually seen Inception. I’ve only seen memetic references.
I’ve never seen it either, but you still failed at it.
X inside/within an X.
Long walk on the beach, pfff.
And yay for the new forum! I’ll be looking forward to it. :) Take your time of course.
And alright. c: It’s okay if you don’t have as much time, so long as there’s still an update every now and then. :D Good luck on your homework and blogspot, and thanks for updating today! It really made my day better!
^ Totally agree. =D
We would be happy to help you whatever way we can. When I have the time, I will drop in now and again to see what is new.
It is really nice to see N and Black getting along so well now, especially seeing their earlier interactions. I sense slight foreshadowing in Missingno’s words that Kcalb will only come back if Black wants him to.
Haha, “I’m walking Missingo” that’s cute for some reason. I guess Missingno is part pet as well as part of Black.
“is there someone else inside me”
….WHY CANT I HEAR THIS PROPERLY???????
Also, note that missingno is avoiding the question
Ahh! My mind, you have just totally screwed it up Moltres.
“I wouldn’t worry about it happening again unless you want it to.”
oh dear, u guys >///<
My innocence! Oh wait, that was ruined when I started to like yaoi.
I thought the same thing.
It’s so true
Why is Black darker? owo
I just realized… think he got a suntan ??!! *APPROVES OF THIS*
Didn’t Author Black say that she always thought of him as being Cuban or something? Cubans are darker, right?
Black. And N. Alone.. with no one…. You know what this meansssss.
No not that. God get your headsssss out of the gutter.
It’s time for a beach party!
SMOKIN’ HOT BEACH PARTY! WOOOO!
I’ll be bringing dem chips.
Blaziken! Take pictures for me.
Alright! *taking le awesome pictures with le awesome camera* XDD
i’ll bring some i promise~
cross my heart and hope to flllllllyyyyyy~!
stick them cupcakes in me eyesssss~!
That sounds painfully delicious. :D
I will bring… uhh…
Yup. Tons and tons of plastic forks.
For you all. :D
i’ll bring the pop and food and shiz like that :D
I’VE GOT THE TEA AND COOKIES!
Oh yeah! It can’t be a party without the tea and cookies! It’s universal!
I call the Helium Ballons! WE CAN HAVE ALL THE SQUEACKY HIGH PITCHED VOICES! (Yes. This is win in my mind. Lols, our voices with Helium. Yes.)
Can’t be a BA beach party without dem marshmallows, either. Someone light the campfire!
Seeing as I’m a fire type.. *uses ember and lights the campfire, then takes out a guitar* THE CAMPFIRE SONG SONG.
I’ll supply fireworks and cake *shoots searing shot into sky*
Marshmallows are here.
Where’s the rest of the smores stuff?
SUPPLY OF CUPCAKES~~~~~
Latias…what’s in those cupcakes? Because I’m not sure it’s healthy for you. And I’m not talking about sugar and fat.
… I’m never letting Latias near my kitchen…
Latias, you’re welcome into my kitchen. You’ve gotta teach me how to bake the CUPCAKES. =D
I fear for my life…
And sense of fashion.
What sense of fashion?
nothing just some hhhhaaaapppyyy ddduusssttttt~
cupcakes~ cupcakes~ get them while they have sugggeerrr~
or else you’ll get an ulgy cupcake~ *muffin*
Latios, deal with your sister.
what did i dooo~??
I’m pretty sure the main ingredient in those cupcakes is some form of drug. Probably hash.
*Almost died laughing* GIRATINA, MORE LIKE METH.. PFF- XD
I’LL BRING SOME VEGGIES. Like, celery…. and, um, carrots…yeah.
Alright, we got some healthy snacks! *brings out some dips* =D
Bitchin beach party.
I brought drinks!
I brought pizza!
I brought explosives!
Because it’s not a Black Adventures party without someone dying!
Or at the very least blown up.
Well, there’s always the option of someone getting into a dress. *lolface* But touch me and get burned by my blaze kick! >=o
I got the short dresses! >:D
*goes over to ditto* Alright.. who do you want to be our first target? XD
Reshiram…or maybe Giratina…
No flippin’ way I’m getting into a dress.
Top hat and dress coat, sure, but no dress.
Stuff Zekrom in that shit.
Your no fun Reshi…
Hmm.. I think Giratina for now. XD Cmon! *goes to find Giratina with Ditto*
I last saw Giratina by the ocean, so lets look over there.
Alright. *sees Giratina by the ocean* Ok. We have to do this effectively. The most effective ways.. would be to weaken.. or maybe to sneak up with the dress and just put it on.. which one do you think’d work?
*Uses Lock-On and then Zap Cannon* on Giratina*
Now Giratina is paralyzed and easier to catch. Have fun you two!
Thanks Registeel! Now lets get that dress on him! >:D
Yeah, thanks a lot! *gets the dress on Giratina, then takes le awesome picture* Haha! Easier than originally planned!
… *rummages through White’s bag for the Cell Battery, just in case*
*sees one of the dresses on the ground*
*puts it on*
….don’t look at me like that, I was just curious.
I brought the graham crackers and fudge, they’re… somewhere. If someone tries to put a dress anywhere near me, I will personally see to their destruction. There is a reason I’m called the master of the Weather Trio… Fufufu
It’s ok, Registeel… I won’t judge you. *takes picture* And yeah.. don’t worry about it, Rayquaza. Maybe i’ll take Reshiram’s advice and do it to Zekrom.. *evil grin*
But, where is Zekrom? I don’t think he came…
Woah, wait! Do what to Zekrom now?
Since we’re all crossdressing here…
*puts on this: http://atashi.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/stclaop_sh_02.jpg *
*Places a Lock-On on Zekrom*….
*grin* Zekrom..you’ll see. *takes a picture of Landorus, while she’s at it* NOW, REGISTEEL! XDD
Hrmm… I think this would look nice on me.
I’m still not going to do it though… >.>
*discreetly slips it on when no one is looking*
*fusionbolts away and conceals self in rainclouds*
*Meanwhile, gets a good picture of Rayquaza with dat silent camera, then turns around* XD
…I get the odd feeling that that picture will be floating around for quite a while…
*Shoots Zap Cannon and it flies off after Zekrom, hitting no matter what*
If anyone feels left out on the crossdressing and don’t know what to were, I can be their dress… c:
Nowhere to run, Zekrom.. *creeper face* nowhere to hide.. *puts dress on him, and takes picture*
*paralyzed, drops to the ground*
All my hatred.. for this dress.
HEADS WILL ROLL WHEN I’M FUNCTIONAL.
Fortunately, I do not have a head
Hehe, that’s fine! I love fighting strong opponents! Now, I wonder who’s the next victim? xD
Plucky fire chicken is plucky!
Anatomy is only a minimal issue, Registeel!
but if my opinion counts. it’s only fair to get sister Reshi
Hehe, I’m not one to back down from anything. Bring Reshiram if you want.. xD
Well, Reshi WAS our first choice, so it would reasonable to get her next.
Alright. Let’s get her! Be ready to use the special, Registeel! *has the dress ready..*
wait. How am I even fitting in this thing?
Anything’s possbile in the world of pokemon! XD
*Looking for Reshiram to place Lock-On on*
Its magic Zekrom…magic
*sees her and points* Ova there! XD
*Places it on the back of her long neck while she doesn’t suspect anything*
*Blasts a volley of Zap Cannons at Reshiram*
*While le Reshiram is paralyzed, puts the dress on her, and takes the picture* The deed is done. XD
YOU HATH FAILED ME!
Zekrom, I say we unleash a can of retaliatory whoop-ass on some Pokemon.
What say you?
*fight pose* I’m ready for anything you throw at me! Haha! But if you lose.. you’ll have to get the Blaziken pretty treatment. *evilgrin*
I am ready to defend myself if I have to.
*starts using Amnesia and Curse repeatedly*
But only because this skirt is too short. Immodesty! And completely at odds with my appearance!
*charges up an Outraeg*
oh and, uh.. the cell battery was my fault. I needed extra energy you see. Even if it was just a teeny-tiny shot of energy.
If anyone needs me, I’ll be in the Daycare.
ooooh no you won’t, flubber! Getbackhere >8C
FINE! But your asking for your own defeat Zekrom! *Transforms into a Regice* COME AT ME BRO! >:C
*proceeds to charge at Zekrom with Ditto*
*Ice Beam spam on Zekrom*
GRAH! Where’s an fire type when you need one?!
*MASSIVE FUSION BOLT, followed by an AncientPower spam*
AUGH! *Transforms into a Groudon and Earth Power spam* THIS ISN’T OVER YET!
*Smashes a fully boosted Iron Head into Zekrom’s body*
-spams Earthquake for no reason-
ENOUGH! *GLACIATES ALL*
Gah! Screw you ground types i’m goin’ home.
[WILD ZEKROM HAS FLED THE BATTLE ‘CAUSE RESHIRAM IS A FLAAAAKE]
REACTION SHOT OAO
My ass has been Glaciated ;n;
Screw this, I’m going to the daycare.
Sorry I’m late.. and NOT EXACTLY, KYUREM! You think a simple Glaciate can do something to a fire type like me? TAKE THIS! *uses Overheat*
*Breaks free of the ice using Metal Claw, then readies a Hammer Arm attack*
I’m just sitting back and watching this. Oh, and thanks for the dress. *Turns into human form* I now look something like this: http://i258.photobucket.com/albums/hh270/siriusgirl_2008/Ouran%20High%20School/Haruhivestido.png
You know, you could have just asked me to wear it. You didn’t have to assault me.
Hehe, sorry! But think about it this way! We thought you were superstrong, so we had to take you down first! XD And force is more fun.. some days. Your human form is cute! =D
Oh, and one more thing. DARK PULSE!!! *Proceeds to create a massive dark pulse that throws everyone fighting back several feet. HP cut by 3/4. All Pokemon Flinch.*
I’M NOT A FLAKE!
… I was sleeping!
Gosh. I’m not a night-owl.
I’m not either. I couldn’t sleep. I slept maybe three hours in all last night. (-_-) *Yawns*
GAAAAAHHH-! Shouldn’t have expected anything less.. not bad, Giratina! But.. *fire on arm near hand appears* this.. is just what i’ve been waiting for!
What are you going on about? I was just trying to stop the fighting. I’m not going to fight you *Huge yawn* I’m too tired to fight. I need some coffee. *Trudges off towards the food*
*Looks at Blaziken*
So… what now?
*Comes back holding coffee* I’m back. Where were we?
lol yu fuppin tranniez
i brawt whores n weponz ov church dstrukshun coz tey wan me 2 maek N mature n respawensibabel
Aw, ok.. mm.. I’ve got a pretty tough challenge. Let’s dress thunderus up! XDD
I can’t understand a single thing you just said.
A. I was talking to Apple
B. If you actually manage to get a dress on Thundhurrus, I will personally pay your hospital bill.
It’s ok, and you don’t have to understand that non-funny derp. Eh? Hospital bill? It couldn’t be THAT bad, right?
I know I’d end up in the hospital if I saw that…
Ah, it’ll be fine. *has the dress ready, and a few other things, then has evil grin* I do like a good battle.
And I’ll be backup! C:<
YEAHH! *high-5’s ditto* You, Registeel and I.. we make an awesome trio! XD
A trio made from a Legendary, final form of a starter and the sex god of Pokemon!
*Gives both Blaziken and Ditto a High-5 as well*
Blaziken, Registeel! I got you guys a giftt! c:
Haha, thanks! It is quite cute, and I appreciate it!
*glares at the trio from behind conspicuously placed boulder*
Awesome! Thanks, Ditto! *senses something* ..! I have.. a feeling.. no, it’s probably just my imagination. *puts the dress on Thunderus while he’s sleeping, and takes the picture* Simpler! XD
Why don’t you draw a mustache on Thundhurrus’s face while you’re at it?
giratinas raysist dis partis no fun witout meh n teh betches n hos
Your both welcome! >u<
Well.. *draws the mushtashe while I’m at it, takes another picture, then runs FAR away with Registeel and Ditto* that works too! XD
WAIT FOR ME! I DON’T WANT TO DIE SO SOON!!!
Wait, doesn’t Thundhurrus already have a mustache?
There are three things wrong with what you did.
1) MY NAME. IS NOT. THUNDERUS. *Ominous flaming thunderstorm on fire*
2) I don’t sleep.
3) I already have a mustache, dumbchainsaws.
And BTW, I’ve been messing with what you idiots are seeing with my awesome electromagnetic wave manipulation powers that I learned from an old Magnezone.
I AM THE POKEMON WITH INFINITE CHEAT CODES!
BOW AT MY NONEXISTENT FEET!
HOLY SH- *RUNS AS FAST AS LEGS CAN CARRY HER* SORRY THUNDHURRUS! AND IT’S OK, YOU CAN HAVE A DOUBLE MUSHTASHE! SORRY, BUT I CAN’T BOW! I’m too prideful.. but don’t worry, you’re still awesome! XD
Even though Blaziken did everything…
*picks up Ditto and waddles away from Thundhurrus as fast as my stumpy legs can carry me*
Oh man! *goes back, gets registeel and ditto, then runs back to the hide spot* MY BAD! You’re all safe now! xD
T-thank you Registeel! c:
*Transforms into a dome type fortress, shielding Blaziken and Registeel.* Were all safe now! c:
While they’re still vulnerable! That fortess can’t hold up forever!
The hell why am I not invited?!
Aha! *takes Swampert in* Alright, Swampert.. I knew someone was there a while back! So what brings you here? o_o
*blinks* Er… >>;;; seasonal… hurricanes?
Dunno, I suppose I smelled a great webcomic and followed my nose all the way to here.
I was busy drawing.
Nothing’s wrong, Reshiram. XD Swampert, you came to the right place. This webcomic is more awesome than awesome.
mmmyup. This webcomic kept me up till 3 last night o-o; nothing wrong with insomnia…
Lol, nothing’s wrong with Insomnia. Welcome to the fun ADVENTURE! XD *Idon’tthinkthereisanymoreSwampertsnotalotof3rdgenshere*
That’s a very nice Ditto fortress you have there, be a shame if anything were to happen to it.
*automatically prepares a Hydro Cannon*
Hehe.. it is nice. But it would be a shame if something were to happen to it. *wrists flare up in fire, dark grin* Because then.. stuff would have to get serious. *fire dies down, regular face* But that’s not gonna happen, so it’s k! XD
*Had a certain type of shield up, the explosion does nothing* Now, identify yourself, pokemon. It would be a shame not to know the name of the one I’m going to have to decimate and annihilate.
*jumps in front of the explosion to take the brunt of the damage*
Darn it got hurt for nothing :(
You do not yet comprehend your place in things. We are the Hurrbinger of your destiny.
This form is irrelevant.
*Uses a full restore on Registeel* Learned how to do that on my own. Being someone this crazy means you have to know how to do it all.. xD
*already shielded self with Muddy Water* Damn trolling Electrodes… *fires off Hydo cannon anyway*
*gets hit* The hurrbringers of WHAT?! My destiny? My.. my destiny is UNCONTROLLABLE! *dark grin, maxes out hone claws..* You on the other hand.. could use a change! *..then uses crush claw*
Direct intervention is necessary.
Irrelevant. This body does not matter. Killing this body gains you nothing.
Kill one and one hundred will replace it. Face your annihilation. Your death is assured.
Tch! You’re really something then. But let me ask you this.. how long are you planning to keep this up? And besides, who sent you? I could beat someone across the floor all day.. doesn’t matter to me. My annihalation.. will not happen! Unless.. Thundhurrus?! It took me long enough to figure..!
You do not yet comprehend your place in things.
I am Hurrbinger. The forces of the universe bend to me. My power is limitless. I am limitless. I am unstoppable. You are bacteria. You are vermin. Your form is fragile. Your attacks are primitive. You cannot sustain your attacks. Pitiful.
We are not finished. I will find you again.
You are no longer relevant. Releasing control of this form.
Where am I? What happened?
What’s the date? Whate time? What year?
And most importantly, Why the fuck have I not fried you to a crisp, firechicken?
*Claps slowly* That was an impressive show. Glad I was in another dimension while you were battling for your life. *Evil grin* So tell me Thundhurrus, how many people are inside of YOU? It seems there’s more than one legendary with serious personality problems. *Smiles wider and shows ultrasharp teeth*
Oh my what have I missed here?
What the fuck are you talking about? Who the fuck is inside me?
What the shit happened?
*mumbles* Hehe.. I’m not relevant, huh? *normal voice* The date? 9/1/11. You didn’t miss much, Articuno. Thundhurrus, if you did fry me to a crisp, we couldn’t read Black/N fics together! </3 And it's Blazi- oh, wait.. you're possibly referencing to how I got your name wrong. I'll remember yours from now on, so just call me Blaze, Blaziken.. firechicken sounds pretty drab! xD *looks at Giratina* Good lord! *looks back at Thundhurrus* ..Some entinty threatening to kill me, I guess.. within you. Not really scared, though.
So, I’m just gonna…change into my regular form now…
But there’s nothing inside of me, non-physically speaking.
Oh well! *dresses up Articuno, takes a picture* I guess nothing’s really wrong then. *sits down* Honestly, this was all too easy.. but Ditto, Registeel.. it might be dangerous to be around me. I have.. quite a past around me. *sad face* Maybe until this insanity is over, you guys can stay back. I don’t want you guys hurt..!
*puts hand on shoulder*
Don’t worry, we don’t mind your slight case of insanity, or the danger that comes with it. We’ll stick with you no matter what. That’s what friends are for! I’m sure Ditto feels the same.
Yeah! And with us, we might be able to help you get out of it!
*tear comes to eyes* Oh, guys.. *hugs all* this is what true adventuring feels like! Awesome friends, and crazy battles! *wipes tear* ALRIGHT! Though my insanity can’t be fixed, we, as the awesomesauce trio, will be ready for anything that comes at us! So now.. we’re going to have to find more legendaries to dress up! XD
….Okay, what did I just miss?
Ugh. Screw this sappy crap, I’m outta here. I only came to watch the fight anyway. Shame nobody died. *Evil smile* It’s been fun, mortals. *Slight shudder all along Giratina’s body* Eh? Hey, what just happened? Why are you all staring at me?
You just missed a lot. *dresses Mew up, takes le picture* Well, Giratina.. if you want someone to die so badly.. XD
Who says I want someone to die? And why the hell is there a gap in my memory? The last thing I remember is running for my life…
… I’m beginning to wonder if I’m the only semi-normal/sane Pokemon around here, extreme case of bi-polar disorder notwithstanding.
You probably are, Volcarona. But really, the only time I’m truly angry are when fighting and when people are mean to me. .o.
Damnit, I didn’t check the name.
Damn Firefox always crashing, forcing me to use Chrome.
Damn, people. What did I miss? Other than the dress thing, you lot can keep that.
*Starts setting up the tables and party decorations*
I feel bad for Giratina already…
i wanna make cupcakes~!
Latias, you will make the cupcakes.
You will make the cupcakes and SHARE THEM THIS TIME. IF NOT THERE WILL BE CONSEQUENCES.
but they taste so good~
ok i’ll share this time~
*whispers to Latias* Don’t worry, we’ll split it 1/2 and 1/2 XDDD
*Giant explosion* SORRY!!! I was trying to turn those explosives I brought into fireworks, but the plan blew up in my face. Quite literally. *Giratina receives severe burns! Giratina is hurt by it’s burns! Giratina fainted!*
*Regice places a bag of ice on Giritina to help relieve burn pains*
And the irony skyrockets.
Wait…why the hell are you putting ice on me?! Someone get me a Rawst berry dammit! (Not that I don’t appreciate the ice)
*tosses a Cheri berry to Giratina*
*Eats the last Rawst nearby nice and slowly*
*sigh* if only a healer were here we could cure your paralysis um lemme see if I have anything for you Gira-sama…*rummages through bag of nearby trainer*
Ah, forget this! *takes a rawst berry out of adventure sack, gives it to Giratina* I always carry every type of berry in case of emergency, or hunger. Next time, let me handle the fireworks. XD
Thank you. *Giratina eats a Rawst berry! Giratina’s burns magically go away! WTF?* Now if you don’t mind I’m going to go drink several Lemonades to recover my HP. *Limps away*
This update : +10
Forum : +10
Homework : -10 on principle and all my sympathy, but +10 if it means we get to request random stuff from you :”D
Love it as always, Black. I’ll check out your blogspot several times a day when time allows. I can’t wait for the forum as well. >:)
Great work, as usual! Can’t wait to see Skyla…
If your school-blog can’t manage to get more pageviews than your classmates’… something is wrong.
Methinks MISSINGNO knows more than it’s letting on…
Nice update, Black, and good luck with your class! I’ll totally check out your blog. (And knowing how many readers you have I have no doubt that you’ll get many many pageviews….)
CALLING ALL LEGENDARIES!
I’m going to ask Black to draw a tea party with all of us in it. Whoever wants to be in the picture just post so here. Also, just make it easy and post your name, I don’t want to have to go through a bunch of posts that are unrelated to this thread.
Make the post like this:
Giratina wants to be in the picture.
Reshiram wants to be in the picture.
Registeel wants to be in the picture
Cresselia wants to be in the picture PLEASE!
Rayquaza wants to be in the picture.
Oh wait, I did it wrong…
Mesprit wants to be in the picture..
Victini would like to be in the picture.
Of course, he’s gotta look classy, though.
Thundhurrus wants to be in the picture.
Mew wants to be in the picture!
Regice wants to be in the picture.
I’m not a Legendary, but if a Legend doesn’t want to attend I’ll gladly transform into them. c:
Landorkus wants to appear in the picture.
And the monocle is a must, as is the tie.
Virizion wants to be in the picture!
Latias wants to be in the picture~!
oh pretty please~~
Terrakion want to be in the picture °3°
WHAT? Why didn’t I hear about this? …Did everyone know but me? Resh, Mespirit, Victiny… Even you Mew?! I mean, your always telling me to “branch out” and “meet new pokemon” and “stop being so godchainsaw emo”.
THAT IS IT. I AM GOING TO BE IN THIS PICTURE. I CAN DO THIS. YES.
IF ANYONE NEEDS ME I WILL BE IRONING MY CLOAK.
Raikou wants to be in the picture :3
I MUST BE IN THE PICTURE AS WELL.
AS AN EVIL TROLL.
I WANNA BE IN A PICTUREEEEEEEEEEEE~
Tornadus (yes, I’ll use my formal name for this) would like to be in the picture.
Latios wants to be in the picture. With his monocle and top hat, otherwise it isn’t a tea party.
Since when is Latios a chick? =.=
Since when did Latios speak Japanese?
Equally valid point.
I’ll have to leave the Space Core alone for a bit, gotta model! *pose*
Zekrom will be in this picture!
Shiny Rayquaza would like to be in this picture
I mussssst be in all picturesssss
Azelf would love to be in this picture :DD
I must have a whip too. A WHIP.
Alright, so far we have:
Mesprit+Troll Face and Whip
Landorkus+Monicle and Tie
Latios+Monicle and Top Hat
Anyone else? Please only post once, or I might accidentally mark you down twice.
Latias wants to be in the picture!
Ohh, if we’re allowed extra things, may I have a bow tie?
Those are always fun.
This picture is probably going to turn out amazing.
Victini wants to be in the picture……
Suicune wants to be in the picture.
keldieo wants to be in the picture
Alright! Here’s the final list!
Mesprit+Troll Face and Whip
Landorkus+Monicle and Tie
Latios+Monicle and Top Hat
No more last minute additions, as of now, I’m sending this list to Black!
where the fuck am i
I AM SAD ABOUT MY EXCLUSION, BUT THEN AGAIN, I NEVER ASKED.
LET’S GO MELOETTA, MAYBE WE’LL GET A SPOT IN THE NEXT BATCH OF REQUESTS.
Motha’chainsaw. I was being “social” and everything! I ironed my cloak!
Mew, you got in? I KNEW YOU WERE ALWAYS MORE POPULAR! WHAT DO YOU HAVE THAT I DON’T?
… It’s the cat ears, isn’t it.
IT IS BECAUSE FATHER MEW ASKED NICELY AND YOU DID NOT, YOU LITTLE RABSCALLION.
Meloetta wants to be in the picture.
Balls didn’t read last post.
ALSO, I NOTICE THOSE SHORTS WERE MADE BY HIS…
Ummm, your black and friends, getting the most pageviews will be a walk in the park…… cool class if that’s homework
I didn’t notice this new commenting system! Then again, I haven’t commented on this comic in months! And under a different name too!
Anyways…a forum’ll be fun. I haven’t been apart of one in forever, but I think it’ll be really exciting! Plus, every awesome webcomic needs a forum! I can’t wait for it!
Are you going to throw a party to celebrate?
Of course! A forum isn’t a forum without a PARTY! There’ll be streamers and candy and cupcakes! And I’ll put itsy bitsy pokemon on the cupcakes and pokeballs on the streamers and everything! And everyone’s going to be invited!
Black got a tan! Also so joining dat forum!
So N and Black had a nice romantic walk on the beach. :D (Except Black doesn’t know it was romantic)
I’ll join the forum and wish you luck!
Uh oh, I sence something is going to happen soon.. Missingno didn’t explain it all! *SUSPENSE*
After countless weeks of reading these comics and trying to figure out your gender, I’ve come to the conclusion that:
YOU’RE A JOLTEON :o
Giggity giggity. :D
You cannot com[rehend the true form of Author!Black.
*sighs* okay then..
I check this for updates about twice a day three times a week.
Curse you, Black.
Curse you, internet.
Also.. I want Black as my hero.
Black is MY hero.
Remember? I’m the exclusive Legendary of Pokemon Black.
You can get the pretty boy with daddy-issues.
OI, I’ll fight you for him!
*boxer stance* come at me, bro!
How about thisssssss. You two fight. And I get both of them. Have fun with that. Afterall, I appear in both gamessss
Go back to your hole!
Never again. And if I do, I’m taking them with me
Gah! not fair! Why you gotta be a buzzkillin’ ice type?
And technically we both appear in both games, actually contributing to teh plot… HA. hand over the heroes please and thank you.
Do recall that everyone knowsssss the next game sssssshall center around me, and that I can take you both out….easssssily.
Because of the same thing happening to me, I don’t doubt it.
can i be blacks hero :D
there making me be ns and i dont like him D:<
My game had Gary Fucking Oak.
Gary… fucking.. oak
I’m hoping I just read that wrong.
Yeeah.. you didn’t. Gary’s got some SRS ISSUES. All those fangirls and he wants his dad.
You guys are sick. I don’t need that image in my head!!!
Dude. Samuel Oak is Gary Fucking Oak’s GRANDFATHER.
HAHA THATS EVEN WORSE! *hugs Girtatina* It’s going to be ok. =D
I’m calling this…
*rofling* IT CANNOT BE UNSEEN. XDD
It can’t be unseen, but if I never see the image in my head, I don’t have to unsee it. I’ve been blocking the image from my mind since I first saw that post.
Hehe.. I should be the starter pokemon of Black in the next game.. (with my blaze kick powers) then I get to take you all down!
Instead we’ve got a fighting pig.
Exactly! FREAKIN’ COPYCATS OF ME. DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON MONFERNO EITHER. THEY’VE BOTH BEEN COPYING MY STYLE SINCE 3RD GEN. >=(
Don’t worry, monferno has been replaced by that not-monferno monferno thing that looks like monferno.
And two other colorful monkeys.
Oh, well in that case.. INFERNAPE AND EMBOAR, AND ALL THEIR PRE-EVOS. That’s good that they got replaced, that’s what they get..! *spitting fire everywhere out of pure rage*
*likes the big, fat Poke-Ganon Piggy, even if it’s the worst Fire/Fighting of the three*
You can like the pig, but you can love the fire chicken! *grin*
I just wish Torchic was available in the Dream World. Speed Boost is just godly on you.
Oh yeah! I’m a girl by the way.. and hehe.. thanks! The makers of pokemon knew I’d own too hard with extra speed..
blaziken you suck witout speed boost lolol >:D
Now, now, Apple.
Blaziken has finally gotten over the inferiority issues of last gen from Infernape and his flaming poop flinging.
No need to dig up ancient history.
OH, HOLD UP, APPLE! YOU THINK I’M JUST ALL SPEED? I GOT POWER TO ME! YOU THINK YOU CAN GO AS HARD AS I GO? I DON’T THINK SO! YOU’RE 1 INCH TALL, BUDDY! SO UNLESS YOU WANT STUFF TO GET REAL, I’D SHUT UP RIGHT NOW!
Caps Lock= raeg engaged
Shit’s about to get real.
Don’t insult my Unova starter pokemon! I’ve been raising my Emboar for a long time!
im sooo afrade of teh firey brave burd lol i nehvr usd yu in rse BWT ;D
moar like im apple n im fucking gary oak lol
his girths like tini cumpeard 2 myne >:D
inb4 Black gets into desperate situation, calls out Kcalb, everyone dies. END OF COMICS.
Yep. That’s how it’ll go. For sure.
I still want those shorts. If you won’t sell then to me, I will just have to make some!
I don’t have any idea who you are, but I love you, author person.
By suspenders, raspberry jelly, and gym socks! Some one else with my name follows this comic?! Will wonders never cease…
“I’m walking Missingno.”
What time is it?
it’s Forum time..
C’mon, grab your friends,
We’ll scroll down to..distant lands
Legendaries and awesome hu-mans
The fun will never end,
It’s forum time!
Landorkus approved, Latios Authorized.
To make an even worse pun:
Zekrom tested, Landorkus approved.
Blaziken definitely approves. =D
Zekrom approves of your approval.
Kyurem dissssssapproves Zeky’ssss approval. But approvesssss Land and Lat.
And everyone disapproves of Icewings. How do those things even work? Hell if I know
Giratina disapproves of trolling.
Landorkus approves of Giratina’s disapproval.
with all these legendary approvals.. you’d think we’re trying to sell something
What about me, Kyurem? >=o
Approved by all Legendaries…
I approve of Land’s approval of the approval of Blaze’s approval.
… I never thought I’d say this, but I agree with Zekrom. It does feel like we’re trying to sell something…
Zekrom, thank you for making this reference AMAZINGLY AMAZING
Zekrom aims to please~
PONIES APPROVE TOO(considering i look like a mlp character if you squint)spelling?
Mesprit proves 100% for a trollfest.
Careful there Mespirit, Apple might come along and approve 110% for a troll-fest
Landorkus does not approve of trollfests…
…unless Izaya Orihara is in the trollfest.
guiz wai r wee lettin that loser blousykunt hang w/ us
i taught wii new bettr *angryface.jpg*
If you’re talking about me, you’re going to get an Earth Power to the face, Apple.
I’ll assist you with 1.5x Overheat power, Landorus. >=o
Anyone want to use Scald to ironically burn the fruit?
*Transforms into a Simipour* I will! c:
I’ll help too. I hate apples. *Evil smile* I’ll use Dark Pulse and Draco Meteor *Maxes out Sp. Attack stat with Nasty Plot*
blazziken tinks 20 moar powahs gon blase kik mi ass in wen im haf psykickurass evn witout funkshunin legs
I didn’t understand a word you just said, but it kind of sounded like he said we can’t hurt him. Screw this. *picks up a gun* *evil smile*
*picks up Pogo Hammer*
Shit will hit the fan for you, Apple Juice.
Hmph. You might be 1/2 psychic, but that’s not the only thing that will keep you alive. I know GHOST type moves, and if you can’t lock onto me, then what can you do? *raises a claw* Now, show me.. what is your power?
You’re so false and shallow, Blaziken. You aren’t even a real Blaziken, you’re just a 16 year old weeaboo who thinks she’s all psycho and awesome when she truly can’t stand those who actually act psychotic. You’re such a kid!
I figured out how to effectively use Victory Star to help my ability to speak. It feels great to talk like an educated person again.
Hm, are you trying to analyze me? False and shallow.. you don’t even know me in real life. I’m not like real false and shallow people.. people who wouldn’t be on forums talking, but getting all glammed up and making real-life drama happen. I would like to say that I am as honest and truthful as possible. I’m not actually 16, but nice try! Weeaboos say desu after every sentence. This is the first time I’ve ever said it. I’ve watched plenty of psychotic-like things, I even have a friend who could compare to Richtoven on Black Ops. I don’t THINK I’m all psycho and awesome, I’m just using my imagination to do something. How can you tell me what I think, if you’re not me? And if you don’t like me being here, sorry! And also.. I’m not just a kid.. I’M A GOOFY GOOBER! ROCK!!
In addition to that, I’m just messing around sometimes.. I mean, I’m supposed to be a Blaziken! But that doesn’t mean we know the general definition of one! Since there are millions, they each have their own stories and backgrounds. Now, if you want to have some REAL STRICT DOWN TO THE LAST WORD RP, go lurk some Axis Powers Hetalia chat sites. That’s some serious business, right there. .-.
*Pats Blaziken’s shoulder again*
No use trying to argue with such an immature person like that.
*falls over, hitting things* GAHH! *ow!* Man, you were ready for me..! *uses claws and feet to stabilize self in the arena* Hehe.. you’ll have to come out to do anything serious, though. *waits for it..*
IGNORE THAT, LOL. SO MANY COMMENTS, FAILED TO REMEMBER LAST SPOT OF POST XDDD
You fail worse than this guy: http://www.omgepic.com/pix/2011/01/fail.jpg
can i request me sunbathing with adam :D
no eve shes a girl D:<
Can I second this. :L
no you can’t D:<
I’d say after all the lovely-ness that is Black adventures we’ve been, erm, fabgirl/boying over, author!Black’ll definitely win. Yep *nods* Yeaaah~ Just thrown’ that out there! XD *luvs4eva*
Awesome, a blogspot account! *follows blog*
I also cannot wait to join the forum!
If we do have adblock, it still counts our pageviews, right? Or does that kind of ruin it for you?
I was wondering the same thing actually.
Well she doesn’t get money….
Zetaboards? *fangirl gasp*
I love that forum hosting. :3
Please use ZB… pleaaase. ;_;
Interesting…it’s my first time seeing this.
I was offline for a Week and found out i’m part of team plasma….WTF happened!!!
Nah, that’s just a clone. With some sort of brain damage…
I sadly can see that when I go out I leave a clone at the tower that way the trainers have something to do and apparently I messed up on one…
victinis a liar guiz he wnt vcayshuning waile i god thrapey 4 mi legs :/
it didnt help ;__;
I’ve been drawing something I’m sure the two of you will love, Kyurem especially.
I’ll see if I can get it finished tomorrow. No promises though.
I need to scan it, and at least outline it. When things start to go to color, it kinda falls apart, but we’ll see what happens.
I’m rather proud of it, but I need to thank Author!Black for the idea.
Perhapssss I will not hate you assssss much Resssshy. What isssss it?
You remember the splash page featuring the Tri Badge Trio?
Imagine us in their place. You’re Dent/Cilain, and you’re drinking a cup of tea.
I really, really like how you turned out.
Ah… very nice ssssssisssster.
Best. 3DS App. Ever.
can you 3 inbreads get a room plz k thnx :D
nuh-uh, Not inbreads, my sister Kuyrem and I are all the same creature. Just split into three, two of us representing opposing values. Sorta like god with a massive personality disorder that just happens to destroy Unova from time to time.
So, shut your trap ya pasty little troll bunny, I think i hear Eve calling you.
*sister, Kyurem, and I
funny what commas accomplish
They’re not inside bread, though.
How can they be inbreads if they aren’t in bread?
yore stil inbeds tho yore in bed n fusin wit echudder liek inbreads are
also reshirams nawt a laddy “s”hes a lad lol plumage dong lol >:D
im nawt teh 1 resortin 2 nsults i hav standurrds
Apple, please start using english.
Nobody can understand you anymore.
I can, though with difficulty.
we’re not “in bed” either o3o
Oooooh, someone’s gonna need a Rawst Berry for that Burn!
There’s just so much wrong with this statement, I don’t even know where to begin…
yer a lier
… Apple, were you dropped on your head as a baby?
reshy your a meany my legs broak last wek n martinis steelin mah thundr n im not wel roysh nao ;__;
noone undurrstans meh
Don’t worry Reshiram, I don’t understand this one either. I’m supposed to be psychotic and hyper, and I have less mental issues.
Um…Well I can vaguely understand what he’s trying to say. Apple, if you just stopped trolling then we would accept you. I realize that you don’t feel wanted and you think the whole world hates you, but if you just cut back on the insults a little bit, we might give you another chance. (^_^)
Oh. That didn’t sound as gentle as I wanted it to. Well, whatever. *walks over and hugs Apple* Be nice to people and they’ll be nice to you. And Appletini was named after you, not the other way around.
ths is hao i normali speek ;_;
mi throwts lso broakn n i hafta use mi psykik powahs 2 use microwsawft sammy bt i cnt tipe wel ether so ;_;
wais blazziken so meen i juts wana b fweinsd wit evry1 ;_;
I’ll be your friend! Just no trolling. Seriously, stop trolling.
bt im angri n i ned 2 unleesh mi raeg
This is a social experiment, BTW.
I’m usually very friendly otherwise but in preparation for writing a fanfic I need to learn how to speak like a 1337 speak troll who intentionally draws everyone’s rage and ire.
You’re doing a damn good job of it too. But you should watch out. There’s ALWAYS a sympathetic person. If you slip up and say something like “No one understands me”, that person will latch onto you and try to make you feel good about yourself. Also, HA! I GOT YOU TO BREAK CHARACTER!
Once I’m finished brainstorming I’ll post the fic (which I’ll let the legendaries CEPT BLAZZIKANT LOL view uncensored)) on the forums, cos i swer 2 dog teh unovah leg (liek e4 n champagne adler) + dem been geedos = win
Tch! I’m just as strong as a legendary! (I think.) That’s fine though. But.. messing with a fire type is always a bad idea. XD
Blaziken, you’re stronger than some legendaries, but weaker than others. It all depends on your stats and moveset.
@ Blaze: For example, I would win against you any day, but you would be able to beat the Lake Trio to a bloody pulp.
True, Landorus.. and *erk!* well.. that’s true. XD Can’t beat em all. Well.. unless I get perfect stats. Then maybe.. it’s possible!
What’s this about a fanfic, Apple?
Why do I find that so amusing?
It’s a fanfic where everyone (‘cept Grimsley) in the Unova League are guidos. Grimsley’s basically a total Kyon (and a hipster who’s obsessed with gambling and darts) here, as he tries to set a bunch of complete jackasses (including a weeaboo guido, a raeg troll competitive guido, a gangsta guido and a grand sugar daddy guido) on the right path. Dramatis Personae comes later, but none for you asses cause you weren’t very nice to me. ;__;
*sigh* Well, why not be nice in the first place? You don’t catch flies with vinegar. So don’t try to make us feel bad for you starting something. My resolve is as it stands. Whether you have a fic or not, doesn’t change it a bit. And if you were expecting people to be nice after being.. the way you were, then.. it’s shocking what you expect from people! >_>
You all sound like the same person, and not like the original legendaries. If I was roleplaying I’d exaggerate one of their traits to comedic effect, and none of you are really doing that other than having fwiendships with fellow legendaries that you’re related to, eg. Virizion with Terrakion or something.
Seriously, since when does Virizion live in a nice house in a nice neighborhood? Has it dropped it’s backstory of disliking humans and living in the Pinwheel Forest because it doesn’t make it look hyper and loud enough?
I stress the fact that I was banished to a separate dimension for 2000 years because of Arceus and therefore hate Arceus. I also may have gone insane, as I seem to have developed gaps in my memory *thinks about what happened at the party earlier*
Also, I’m not roleplaying. I really am Giratina.
What is this “Role Playing” you speak of? I’m sure it has a different meaning than the move.
Also, I can’t perv out like this. There’s nothing but strange shapes in a box.
My little cousin came in the room when I was finishing the last panel and she said “Why aren’t those girls wearing shirts?”
Excuse me, I just died.
I cried laughing.
eve ate mine >:C
i wanted adam to but he was liek nooooo
She’s got a point.
I see nothing wrong with this statement.
They’re so bishounen it’s hard not to.
This is what I get for waiting too long when it comes to commenting ;-; And I love how Black phrased that question -w-
It’s ok Linoone. As a fellow 3rd gen, you’re fine in my book!
You do realize, Black, that with the popularlity of this comic it’ll be a wonder if you *don’t* win that prize? xD
Yeah.. it’d be really weird. o_o
up yores menie i haet yu >;[
yu maed meh cri 2 slep lahst nite sniff
Well, you started it! No sad faces or tears are gonna work when you say something like that! Now, it may work on everyone else, but not on me. As easily as I can be mean, I can be.. non-mean.
i hope jasmine wins
shes got nice tits
Well, if you want Jasmine to win so bad, then go get her millions of fans.. which is not possible, since Black is infinity more awesome. That makes your comment obsolete.
Aw, look at them, talking long walks on the beach. Just don’t litter on it.
*calls upon flock to visit your website and click on ads*
I think I’m having trouble posting a comment request on your blogspot, which is kinda annoying (please let me know if I’m not, though), so… can I ask you to draw a pair of apples, rather realistically detailed, dressed up in cosplay? Pick any characters you think the apples would look good as. ;)
Walking Missingno… that’s nice.
I’ll so join your forum Black!
I got a present for you.
Kyurem, um… You’re proving to be difficult for me…
And, Giratina, this is for you.
… Yeah, didn’t turn out as well as I would have hoped. I might try again later.
Oh, Registeel, Regice.
Now, I have one for you.
Hey, not bad! I like the designs; you did a great job.
Haha, Registeel looks beast mode. But that’s expected.. he is part of the trio that can take down legendaries! XD
I am dissssssappointed Ressssshy. XDDDD
I’m sorry. Once I decide on a design, I’ll draw you and probably redraw Giratina at the same time.
It’s just… I don’t know how I want to proceed. I need to have an idea in mind before I can draw it.
Don’t be anymore.
Giratina, I also redid you on that one.
That Kimono is awesome! I also really like the first one. I’m going to try drawing it with my own style. I’ll post it here when I’m done.
Here it is! http://gbioryl.deviantart.com/art/The-Human-Form-of-Giratina-256037038
…It’s Kami. Kame means turtle.
You fail Japan forever.
I’m so ashamed.
Blastoise! Torkoal! Carracosta!
And Shuckle and Torterra and Tiptup and some of these may be closer to tortoises.
Together they are… well, a couple water types, a fire type, a couple rock types, a bug type, a grass and ground type, and a Banjo-Kazooie character…
I consider Zetaboards a good free forum.
Also walking Missingno. on the beach makes me think of how it is basically a Kanto Pokemon. Clearly season 2 will take place in Kanto.
Also… do you have to SHOW that sketchbook in class? Because if you take… requests… from people… here…
Also the eventual goal of this is to have at least 649 people posting, each one as a different Pokemon, right?
No idea. But it’s hard not to want to be one! XD
I’m surprised no one’s taken Whimsicott or Audino yet.
Then again, they aren’t legendary.
BLACK, AFTER YOU PASS AWAY I WILL ASCEND YOU TO A STATUS HIGHER THAN JESUS CHRIST(TINA, AND BETTER THAN GIRA) SUPERSTAR OUT OF LAMENT.
YOUR ACTIONS WILL NOT GO UNNOTICED, AND SOON THERE WILL BE NOBODY OUT THERE WHO DOESN’T RECOGINIZE YOUR CREATIVITY.
I show the sketchbook to my professor. I get credit for it no matter what I draw.
The 649 pokemon thing would actually be terrible for me since I draw mostly humans :’u
kinda feel like drawing human forms of all the pokemon requests;;
That’d be really cool! Everyone has different interpretations of what the human pokemon look like, and it would be great to see yours! =D
gijinkas? those are fun, i feel like you’d get some creative versions of pokemons-turned-human
That would be excellent. I hope to see those gijinkas in the future.
Good luck with that.
Check out my Giratina Gijinka! http://gbioryl.deviantart.com/art/The-Human-Form-of-Giratina-256037038
For SHAME, Giratina.
Advertising your art.
At least the art I advertize isn’t crap. I’m a pretty good artist.
oh~ i wanna be in it~
with my CUPCAKES~!
At best I’d say your an okay artist.
Everybody’s a critic. Eh. Even though I know I’m a good artist, my motto is “there’s always someone better” so I’ll probably just keep working to become the best I can be.
I LOVE YOU SO FFFING MUCH RIGHT NOW.
I’ve been reading this for a while and I must say it is AWESOME. So, yeah, I’ll join a forum. :)
*shoots up out of pile of fallen trees*
Hello, this is Emboar, Virizion’s caretaker. Irene hit our neighborhood, and you were the guest star. Excuse her raging.
..I’m suspecting an Infernape is also in the area. *facepalm*
Run Tornaduce! Or uh, fly. Hover. Whatever the chainsaw you confusing fith gen legendaries do to locomote.
I think you’re dead.
YOUR ARCUES DAMN RIGHT HE IS.
I HAVE NO POWER AT HOME.
ALL THE ROADS WERE BLOCKED BY TREES AND POWERLINES.
MY YARD IS RUINED.
I’m going to assist with that.
…Somebody set you up the bomb?
HE SENT A TORNADO THROUGH MY NEIGHBORHOOD.
15 TREES IN MY YARD.
Oh geeze… well, I’m glad you are alright at least. Sorry about all you are going through though.
Same as Registeel. If you want me to, I can assist you! XD Besides, destroying homes is not nice. >=o
My house is ok, though A TREE ALMOST LANDED ON MY BEDROOM!
Oh man, thank goodness you’re okay!
Oh yikes… I’m really happy that you are still with us.
Forum Section seems like a place for short form RP..
Perhaps a separate site should be made >3>;
But it’s fun..
I don’t know what happens here… but why there are so much legends here?
Because it’s fun to roleplay, and legendaries are popular choices, especially seeing as this comic has them in such a major role. It used to just be the Unovan legendaries, but others have joined in as the group got larger, and roleplaying got more popular.
Also… Augh! Team Plasma has invaded the forums! They sent their weapon against us!
(Read Chapter 11 of the comic if you haven’t already)
Because legendaries are awesome! Along with the fact that RPing pokemon is fun, as Registeel said.. AND OH MY GOSH A GENOSECT! *is in front of the face* NOW ALL I NEED IS AN ARCEUS, AND THE PROPHECY SHALL COME TRUE. *babygiggling*
There is an Arceus somewhere, he posted in a couple times before.
Hm.. I might have been on SailorShine.. back then, I was in human form. XD
Check Part 7 of this chapter, there is an Arceus there.
OH GOD, THE APOCALYPSE IS NIGH!!
I have hitler inside me….
that doesn’t sound good right?
Hehe, so it seems.. and LOL @ Genosect. That sounds pretty bad, almost worse than Gary and his granddad XD
For a robot, Genosect sounds awfully emotional….I view the guy as a CAPS LOCK emotionless fella that thinks there’s little or no point in life other to kill things and have sweet rave parties.
Doesn’t matter to me. *Waits for Genosect to come out in America and Japan* CUZ I LERVE ME SOME GENOSECT. The power it has.. is astounding! =o
Sometimes I wish this didn’t update all at once on the same day.
I love how these pages were posted on my B-day~
Hey dad, dont you think missingno is quite a father figure? Looking after black and WATCHING HIM CONSTANTLY from…inside….
>_> I don’t want to answer that.
hehehehehehe, i wondered what your reaction would be.
Why must everyone toy with my head? It’s supposed to be the other way around.
I will view your blog many times so you can win the prize. :D
just to inform you guys
i was watching catoon network like a coach potato then a commertial(spelling?) came up about the new TGC Black and White Emerging Powers then Thundurus(yes im using official name) showed up on the screen throwing lightning bolts at the screen (for the people with 3-D TV’s) then i noticed something its one of two
A.he has purple finernails
B.he has purple finger tips
i saw it twice
not absoutly sure, but their was something on his fingers for sure
dont kill me
I have purple fingerends(fingertips + fingernails). So what?
Tornerdeuce has them too.
Wow! Never really noticed. I learned something new!
im just saying because people like blaziken dont know this yet
I don’t think he has anything on his fingerends, but it’s hard to tell what with his skin being orange and his spots being reddish-orange instead of something that clearly stands out.
They’re red-orange. Specifically, they’re vermillion.
Vermillion city! Hm, wasn’t that what it is..?
Thundhurrus, Landorkus and Tornadouche are all women? Makes sense, there’s no reason for them to be male other than to reinforce their masculine appearance.
We’re having deep-fried Apple for dinner, anybody want some?
It’s not fruit.
BE PROUD OF YOUR FEELINGS, KAMI TRIO. IT’S OKAY TO BE GAY, WITH ALL THE TOYS AND THE BOYS IN THE GAY PARADE.
NOW, WHO’S UP FOR SOME HOMEBAKED APPLE PIE? THE FLAME PLATE MAKES FOR A PERFECT OVEN, BUT THERE IS SOME COMPETITION IN REGARDS TO THAT.
Hmph, I hope my mangled corpse will be a delectable dish 4 u carnivoars *stiks ot tung*
o fuck wai arce wai
MEAT!!! O_o sorry wrong parody.
…what just happened?
I want Apple Turnovers myself.
And Arceus, you know that I’m straight. I was born like that.
HMM, A DAY HAS PASSED WITHOUT APPLE TROLLING THE COMMENTS SECTION. I BELIEVE THAT THE VICTINI MAY HAVE KILLED ITSELF OUT OF SHEER UNHAPPINESS OVER IT’S INABILITY TO MAKE ANYONE CARE FOR IT. A PITIABLE CREATURE, BUT IT IS EVEN MORE PITIABLE THAT THE REMAINS HAVE NOT BEEN DISCOVERED YET, SO WHETHER OR NOT APPLE WILL MAKE ANY FURTHER APPEARANCES IN BLACK ADVENTURES REMAINS TO BE SEEN.
NOW, IN CELEBRATION LET US GO TO THE CLUB AND POP OUR PUSSIES.
Actually, APPLE GOT IN MAH BELLEH.
I hadn’t known that either.
This information may very well save my life some day. I will remember it always.
@Genosect, you bring up a very good point…
SHINY RAYQUAZA, YOU ARE AS UNIQUE AS THE SPOTS ON A SPINDA. THAT TOOK ME FIVE SECONDS TO CREATE FOR EACH INDIVIDUAL SPINDA, 999999999999999999999999n9999999 MILLISECONDS LONGER THAN ANY REGULAR POKEMON. HOW ABOUT WE HAVE A FLYING RACE LIKE OLD PALS MEETING UP AT THE LOCAL PUB? NO DOUBT I’LL BEAT YOU, BUT UNLIKE THOSE GEN IV SKANKS (HIGH CLASS SKANKS IF I MAY ADD) THE GEN III CROWD HAVE GLORIOUS TALENT OF THE NON-MAMMARY KIND.
So? I do not see a problem here, or a reason for someone to kill you. Purple is great! PURPLE IS THE COLOR OF THE TRUE MEN.
No, Pink is the true Manly Color
I AGREE WITH MOTHER MEW, PINK IS THE COLOUR OF WARMTH, STRENGTH AND LOVE, AND MOTHER MEW EXHIBITS ALL THESE TRAITS. EVEN I WEAR MY PSYCHIC PLATE WITH PRIDE. HUMANITY’S CHEEKS ARE ALSO OF A MORNING ROSE HUE.
EVEN IN THE OTHER, “BIZARRO” UNIVERSE, BLUE IS THE COLOUR OF HUMANITY’S SADNESS OVER THE CHAOS “FATHER” MISSINGNO HAS UNLEASHED UPON THEM, AND THUS I WISH TO BIND THEM WITH THE RED(DISH PINK) CHAIN OF HOPE AND FREE THEM FROM THEIR SUFFERING.
Trolls. Trolls everywhere.
kill them with fire?
Sounds like a plan.. XD
But don’t a few of them resist fire?
ALL of them have resistance to fire. And fighting.
How about killing them with the undead?
I can help with that.
Please don’t use fire. I am the leagondary with the most weaknesses. Please no.
Don’t worry, fire won’t be necessary. Just some hot water and the undead.
I’m no troll, I’m just the bearer of the Crest of Sincerity.
And Victory, but because we’re all so OOC I suppose it doesn’t focking matter, now does it?
Didn’t call you a troll ya grump. Just said that there are trolls here and you’re making your own assumptions.
Lighten up so, eh?
Oh, so you’re referring to everyone else? I find it a good assumption, because they’re all “pretending” to be legendaries when really they’re all basement dwellers with self-esteem issues. And I spent 200 years in my basement until this gorgeous man named Adam and some ugly skank called Eve came to rescue me!
Well, look at it this way. If you’re raging so hard about everyone being OOC, maybe you should be IC so you’re not a hypocrite! At least Apple was actually funny until the personification arrived! Luckily there’s millions of Blazikens.. I can be my own one. XD
Dude, quit chainsawing insulting people! I’m not a Basement dweller and I certainly don’t have self esteem issues! I’m Giratina! Master of the Dimensions! And you are just a judgmental brat with a psychologist complex!
LOL @ GIRATINA! Thank you! Because really, Apple started this entire ordeal. *hugs Giratina* =D
CHILDREN OF MINE, REMEMBER THAT I WATCH OVER YOU ALL. I AM….POLITICALLY NEUTRAL.
“APPLE” THE VICTINI, STOP BEING A HIGHLY OPINIONATED RASCAL AND GO TO YOUR BASEMENT WHERE YOU BELONG. VICTORY IS ALREADY YOURS, SO THERE IS NO NEED TO ARGUE.
GIRATINA, THERE ARE MULTIPLE RESTLESS SOULS ESCAPING THE REALM I COMMANDED YOU TO TAKE CONTROL OF, AND INSTEAD I FIND YOU HERE GETTING TEARFUL OVER A MISCHEVIOUS BUNNY. I DID NOT CREATE YOU TO BE A WHINY BITCH, I CREATED YOU TO REFLECT MY POLITICAL NEUTRALITY AND BE A LIBERAL. IS THIS BEING LIBERAL, GIRATINA? I THINK MAYBE.
BLAZIKEN, UNLIKE THE GEN III LEGENDARIES THE GEN III STARTERS AREN’T THAT FANTASTIC IN MY BOOK. THEY AREN’T HORRIBLE EITHER, BUT THAT’S JUST MY TWO CENTS. UNLIKE THE LEGENDARIES I DID NOT CREATE YOU, BUT I AM WATCHFUL OF YOUR EXISTENCE, AND YOUR EXISTENCE ISN’T THE MOST PURE AND ORIGINAL. A FEMALE WITH SPEED BOOST? IN YOUR DREAMS, BUT WAIT, YOU CAN’T HAVE SUCH DREAMS BECAUSE YOU’RE FEMALE.
UNDISCLOSED IS THE MASTER RACE, THAT’S WHY MELOETTA ISN’T FEMALE.
SHUT UP YOU CHAINSAWING BASTARD!!! YOU’RE NOT MY FATHER! YOU DIDN’T CREATE ME! I’M NOT BEING A WHINY BITCH, I’M ULTRA CHAINSAWING ANGRY! YOU’RE NOT GOD, YOU JUST HAVE A SERIOUS GOD COMPLEX! YOU’RE AN ARROGANT, IRRESPONSIBLE, PATHETIC, SEXIST COWARD WHO NO ONE RESPECTS ENOUGH TO GIVE THE TIME OF DAY TO!!!! KA;LHDF#^#* ;OLAEJR;LA~*^#*~@!#^&KWHFK&*%(*SDHF!@*#($&*!!!!!!!!
Write simple comment.
Accidentally start AOW.
Attract Arceus. *throws a pokeball at*
Mission accomplished, you may all go home now. Thank you for your help~
No use getting mad at you.. so.. I’ll leave it like this. Watch over the psychotic and my.. fighting of the legendaries.. of which you created. That’s all I have to say. *wink* And no prbolem, Zekrom!
Well done my fine, feathered friend. Perhaps I shall fetter my love of zapping bird Pokemon out of the sky at random when I am bored because of your contribution. Even if I am still stuck in this itty-bitty-should-not-even-be-able-to-make-it-over-my-head dress.
In the end, all I wanted was my revenge…. as noneffective as a regular poke-ball may be.
*smile* Thank you! And yay, no more birds DIE. XD *pats him on shoulder* It’s ok, Zekrom.. I know exactly what you mean about revenge. *sigh* In reality, I’m surprized I calmed down enough to write that.. I was really.. firey when first reading that.. I also don’t blaze for others.. why would I be interested in anyone? I’m an outcast! =o
Now, now. The troll war was an accident. I am simply turning a bad situation into something that is profitable to me. *throws second pokeball at Arceus*
“WE DIDN’T START THE TROLL WAR! THEY WERE TROLLIN’ ON IT ‘FOR I LEFT MY COMMENT!” XD
*snorts and laughs* Well. Played. Billy Joel, yes? Well played indeed! *now lobbing a steady stream of pokeballs at Arceus
XD Thanks! I am to please~!
A SIMPLE STREAM POKEBALL ON ME? THAT IS A VERY IDEALISTIC THOUGHT OF YOU, MISS ZEKROM. MADEMOISELLE MELOETTA HAS ALREADY CAUGHT MY HEART, AND I WISH THAT SHE WILL NEVER LET ME GO. WE ARE AKIN TO OTHELLO AND DESDEMONA, CLARK AND LANA, SNOW AND SERAH.
Arceus, didn’t you say that Meloetta isn’t female earlier?
FORGIVE MY MISSPELLING, SIR REGISTEEL. S/HE.
that is always the plan!!!
What the…. I leave you all alone for a little bit and you’re all attacking each other and sssssspouting nonssssensssse, And you call yoursssssselvesssss Legendariessss.
I know how you feel. Some of them haven’t changed since I babysitted them
well, we are legendaries, we can sput no senses as we want… btw, why do you drag too much the “S”?
It’s called a hiss. Like a snake.
Your no legondary. Your like Porygon. A man made derp that was almost rejected. ‘Cept you were.
HEY! THAT’S NOT NICE! I wouldn’t reject you, Genosect.. unlike the rude person over there. Your 10x as good as Porygon, and.. whoever this is. *glare*
Actually, it was. It just forgot to give Arceus coffee one morning and ended up as a fossil. Then Team Plasma revived it and did an Apple to it
That’s nothing, Mew. Arceus was having a wild party one night and Sister Reshi and I got so irritated at the noise that we stopped arguing for a bit, and started banging on the ceiling witha broom handle to get him to at least turn it the FONK down. In response… Arceus came down and turned us into friggin’ rocks. Or at least.. he turned me into a rock.
A rock! Big as a Joltik! Unbelievable…
WHAT IS THIS CELEBISH? WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MAN MADE POKEMON? DERP? REJECTED? SO WHAT IF I’M REJECTED? I DONT NEED YOU PEOPLE! WHO NEEDS PEOPLE? I’M JUST FINE WITH REJECTION!
There, there Mewtwo *pats*.. back into Cerulean Cave with you~ y’know…out of sight.
Bahaha~ Zekrom just be joshin’ you. I don’t mind humans all that much.
There, there, little bro! Celebi’s just being mean again! It’s the Deoxys thing all over again…
Do not snap back at me, Mewtwo. Mother Mew is a Goddess of truly astounding proportions, while you are simply an unwanted mutant constructed by humans to be the greatest fighting machine ever. “Father” Missingno is the true “bizarro” counterpart to Mother Mew, and posesses a power that vastly exceeds….. yours and …..mine despite his…. defenselessness and lack…. of speed….
MY VOICE IS IN UTTER PAIN, YOU FERAL KITTEN. IF YOU WISH TO PROVE YOUR WORTHINESS TO ME, SIMPLY ATTEMPT TO FIGHT ME. MY VICTORY IS AS CERTAIN AS I AM CERTAIN THAT APPLE THE VICTINI COMMITTED ASSISTED SUICIDE VIA MISSINGNO DUE TO IT’S EMBARRASSMENT OVER REGAINING IT’S INABILITY TO DO ANYTHING OTHER THAN TROLL.
But we ALWAYS spout nonsense and attack eachother.
That’s actually part of why many of us are legendary.
I’m not.. so it makes me able to do what I want without repercussion.. *evil grin*
But you’re also quite easily replaced.
Plus, if you anger one of us, we can easily kill you. You’re not nearly strong enough to defeat us.
YOU’RE NOT AS POWERFUL AS ME, LEGENDARIES.
MUSKETEER QUARTET? CREATED TO APPEAL TO BRONIES.
KAMI TRIO? LECHEROUS CHILDREN.
TAO TRIO? STOCK PUPPETS.
MELOETTA? MY BITCH.
GENOSECT? AN ABOMINATION CREATED BY MAN DESERVING OF DEATH.
VICTINI? HIGHLY OPINIONATED TALKING LUNCH.
AT LEAST GEN III GOT LEGENDARIES RIGHT, UNLIKE THOSE SKANKS I CREATED FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF LETTING ME PLAY REAL LIFE SIMS WITH THE BONUS STATIONARY ALREADY INCLUDED.
THAT DIDN’T GO WELL.
That’s awfully true. A brunette human girl had tried to capture me once when I used to reside on sky pillar; she had a blaziken. Only then did I realize how delicious chicken was. >:)
*crosses arms* Guh-! What is that supposed to mean, Thundhurrus?! Nothing’s that easy to replace! *taps foot* Giratina.. I’ll have you know that.. I train daily and vigorously.. even if I take a few breaks. *anger mark* AND RAYQUAZA, Me and my black-haired trainer would love to take you on-! You’re not the only cannibal around here! But.. not right now, since it still seems I’ve got a bit of.. business to take care of! DX
Hm… Seems more chicken than fighter, Blaziken…
I’m ready whenever you gather the courage to face me. Fufufu
There are many Torchics that have potential to evolve into Blaziken.
There is only ONE of each legendary.
You are easily replaced.
*anger mark widens* Reshiram, you-!! Chicken, huh? FINE THEN! RAYQUAZA.. LET’S GO! I HAVEN’T HAD A GOOD FIGHT IN AGES! I’ll show you why my past is so terrible! *jumps on top of the sky pillar, and crosses arms, looking at Rayquaza* So you start it, legendary! And Thundurrus.. nobody can replace me. Ever. *wink*
*grins* Neither have I. *releases an earsplitting cry and shoots upward, preparing fly, symbols on body glowing a soft gold* I do recall that fighting types are weak to flying? Good luck running. >:)
There may very well be more than one of some legendaries you know. It is implied so that there are legendaries that have more than one in their species, especially things like Latias’ Emerald entry stating that they make small herds, etc. In addition, in the movies and anime (if the movies are really part of canon), then it is hard to believe that all cases of seeing a certain legendary are the exact same one. (Regis like myself under ownership of both Brandon and in the Tree of Life, a Darkrai and Latios in ownership of Tobias, etc). As irrefutable proof that some legendaries reproduce, we see a young Lugia and its parent in the Orange Islands saga. Granted, it appears to mostly be minor legendaries that seem to have multiples; but what I’m saying is… us Legendaries might not be as irreplacable as you think.
*grins back, and stands still* You think.. that type matchup is everything? I’ve seen things that would blow your mind, Rayquaza. Come at me with your full strength and entertain me with your.. power. If you’re ready.. FOR THE VOID. And good point, Registeel!
Ah, not everything. I know exactly what I’m doing. But as you wish. *Snarls and dives, eyes glinting*
*evil grin* I also.. happen to know what I’m doing.. *waits until the last second, then jumps onto the back* so don’t say I didn’t warn you~ *Crush claws into the back, while laughing with insanity*
*smirks, barely acknowledging the pain, and lashes long body around you, blocking off any quick escape* You’ll regret that! *Lunges with extremespeed*
(So much for that..) You’re quite something.. but I won’t regret ANYTHING I do. Since I can’t escape.. *uses Stone Edge* I might as well fight harder!
I’m flattered, truly. *maneuvers away from most of the stones, but not all* In fact, so should I. *uses Ancientpower, grinning wickedly*
*Hit with it, loses grin* EEEEEH! Pain is nothing to me, though! *arm glows purple, oosing with poison, regains the grin* But this pain will go on! *Thrusts a Poison Jab into Rayquaza’s skin as hard as she can* Hehe..
*Hisses in rage, backing away slightly and watching the purplish poison drip from the wound* Ooh… you’ve done it now! *growls, shooting upward again for Fly, but faster, body swishing slightly to make the path of landing more difficult to determine*
*giggles* Ah, poison.. quick death IS great.. *jumps into the general direction of Rayquaza’s fly, preparing another Crush Claw* BUT THE TORTUROUS DEATHS.. ARE WONDERFUL! XD
Hmph, is that so? *Hissing quietly at the poison, shoots down once more, only to land at the side and lock its long body around yet again, quickly using Extremespeed*
WHA-? *getting hit* It- *owowow!* is! So stop.. *owow!* the nonsence!! *wriggling an arm free* (Cmon, cmon..! It’s too early to use that..!)
*Pulls away, smirking* I wasn’t going to let that happen again! I have plenty of tricks up my sleeve! *Uses Ancientpower*
BLAZIKEN, ARE YOU FEMALE? AND YOU HAVE SPEED BOOST ASWELL, CORRECT?
FEMALE BLAZIKENS ONLY DESIRE TO BE BLAZINGLY ATTRACTIVE TO OTHERS, AND THEIR DREAM HAS ALREADY COME TRUE. ONLY MALES HAVE THE ABILITY TO MAKE THEIR DREAMS INTO REALITY AND ATTAIN SPEED BOOST, WITH NO EXCEPTIONS WHATSOEVER.
YOU ARE A FEMALE WITH SPEED BOOST, BLAZIKEN? THAT CANNOT EXIST WITHOUT HACKING, AND IN THIS WORLD I DO NOT TOLERATE HACKERS.
*summons it’s plates*
DO NOT FRET, BLAZIKEN. AFTER THE PURGING I WILL MAKE SURE THAT YOU’RE THE MOST BLAZINGLY “HAWT” FIGHTING CHICKEN IN THE LAND.
GAHHHHH-! (Am I hitting that point already!? This can’t be..) You’ve.. forced my hand! *closes eyes, wrists start blazing with fire.. then opens them back up* I know the benefits of pain.. THIS IS ONE OF THEM! *takes a deep breath, and fires overheat at the body wrapped around her, boosted dramatically from the low health*
*Screeches in agony as the flames dance along its scales, dragging away like a snake in a futile attempt to avoid it, but failing*
That hurt pretty bad, heh… I didn’t want it to come to this, but seems I have no other choice… *body twists itself upright painfully, eyes gleaming like hot coals, the poison only worsening its condition* Seems like it’ll all come down this. *Red, draconic energy sparks around as outrage is used, thrashing and roaring*
*Uses overheat a final time before outrage hits* If.. I’m going down.. I’m taking you with me.. won’t die alone.. for May.. *hit with Outrage* GAHHHHHH..! *faints*
*Howls in a mixture of rage and agony, crashing limply to the ground with a thud, some of its green scales singed black* You were much tougher than the last one… I’ll g-give you that… *Cries out, long and droning, before the poison sends it over and faints*
*Walks over, lifts Blaziken up gently, applies Full Restore, also gives one to Rayquaza*
You both fought well.
Uh-oh…*Takes Blaziken to a nearby Pokemon Center*
*IGNORE THE LAST POST* Sorry we couldn’t help…
*Now stands normally* Ahh…thank you, Registeel, and it’s ok, Ditto. =D This was.. a test for me. I’m not quite ready to do everything I want yet. *hugs them both, then shakes Rayquaza’s hand* Quite a formidable opponent. I couldn’t have expected anything less from you. XD
*Nods respectfully* Its been quite a while since I’ve had such a difficult battle. Thank you for that. It helped me find my weaknesses. *smiles warmly* And thanks Registeel, but I have to say, Blaziken fought much more impressively.
I believe we can at least deduce that there’s barely enough of any given species of legendary PKMN to breach the double-digits.
True enough Thundhurrus, you have a point there; but who knows.
Rayquaza, you did a fine job too. It is no ordinary Blaziken you fought, and you deserve some credit for your accomplishment.
Hehe, no problem.. *does the same thing* I-I fought impressively? T-thank you! *blush, then shakes head* But I can’t get complacent.. there’s always more power to gain! *raises fist in the air* I AM AS PUMPED AS EVER! But now everyone sees how it is! Even Giratina! I know you were watching! ;D
*sets down popcorn*
Now THAT was a show. I quite enjoyed it.
Who on the roster next, then?
The roster next, huh? Hmm.. I’m not sure! Who wants to fight me next? =o
…. *smiles and waves*
*looks back* Eh? You want to fight me, Swampert? Well, this shall be interesting! xD *jumps to Swampert* Let’s go! =D
Yay~ Oh! i’m so excited >u< *does a quick rain dance and summons a massive (but not meant to damage) Muddy Water, swamping the arena with about two feet of murky water, growing deeper with each raindance, and slips under the surface and swims along the floor on his belly, using his facial sensors to locate Blaziken's movement and position undetected and occasionally raindancing to deepen the shallow swamp*
Ooh, I have to see this. *snatches a handful from Zekrom’s popcorn*
*hands the popcorn to Ray* that’ll be 5 bucks, Rayquaza. I hope stealing my popcorn was worth it. >/
*pulls out garbage bag filled with popcorn much like this: http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkzl7uxbrJ1qfpre9o1_500.jpg*
*Gives Zekrom 5 bucks*
*Sits down and starts eating the popcorn somehow*
Hehe, you’re pretty smart! But.. *uses Crush Claw, HARD on the arena.. making a pretty deep trench, which holds most of the water.. then shakes the water off of the claw* I’m gonna have to get crazy. XD Are you.. prepared? *Uses stone edge on Swampert*
*sits in a small puddle of water, confused and shaking water droplets from his facial spines/gills* Eh? What’s that? It’s hard to hear underwater. *smiles* Oh! Speaking of which! *Raindances once more then lunges forward, charging full-speed on all fours at Blaziken, but only slipping into the water-filled trench created by the Crush Claw at the last moment and diving all the way to the bottom to set off a massive Earthquake attack*
*sits at the bottom of the trench after launching his first attack, nursing the Stone Edge wound, and flinching too much to launch another attack* aw.. that sorta hurt ;^;
*picks up speaking vibrations from up above via massive tailfin and slowly swims to the top, surfacing only his head fins and eyes* What’d you say again? It’s hard to hear down there. *gives a genuinely friendly and half-way apologetic smile* Thanks for the trench by the way.
Hmm.. *looks over the trench, then uses stone edge on Swampert* Just makes for an easier target.. since you’re near lots of rocks, heh..
Whoops! *slips under the water to avoid the Stone Edge, then bobs up again.* That’s a pretty strong move, you must’ve been raised very well. *smiles* Sorry about this… I promise you won’t die..*lunges out of the water to grab Blaziken by whatever appendage he can in his mouth and slips back into the water, dragging her with him until about the half-way point before releasing her, and surfacing himself, jumping out of the water and shaking off water droplets.* mm, i apologize. That was rather ungentlemanly of me but it’s been a while since I’ve fought. *shakes self* I can stay out of the water for now if you’d like.
..! *GETS OUT OF THE WATER, AND BREATHES HEAVILY, EYES FILLED WITH RAGE* It’s ok! Simply because.. fire types.. LOVE WATER! *rushes towards Swampert, and slashes a poison jab across the face*
*falls back with a yelp, frantically running at his face* Ow! *tries to stand, wobbling* oh.. wait. It’s poison, huh.. Hold on a sec. *clams down and scoops out a mouth-full of dirty water, filtering out the water and spitting out a mud bomb-sized amount of mud, rubbing it on the facial wound to slow the effects. Shakes self out a final time, facing Blaziken on all fours* What was that you said about fire types loving water? *creates an Earthquake attack, then prepares for a powered-up Hydro cannon, thanks to the rain dances, taking aim at the Blaziken*
*rolling around again* Woah..! *owowow!* I was saying.. fire away! But only if you can! *uses all claws to get stabilized again, then starts jumping around, but letting her claws sink into the arena when she lands a little to not fall over from the shaking* AND THAT’S NOT GONNA HAPPEN! *jumps in the air, while using a stone edge.. this time from BELOW Swampert*
*rears up, sitting on his tracking Blaziken* mm– *screeches when a stone edge slashes up his belly, loosing a bit of stored water* angrily begins to shoot hycro cannon at the Blaziken in short, concussive bursts so that at least one will hit her directly. Stomping on the ground creating a small (non damaging) earthquake to manage his pain*
(sorry.. i was a bit confused by how it came from below, so I tried improvising to make it work ^^; )
*gets hit, and falls backwards* EEEEEEH, SO COLDDD! *gets up, and shakes self off* ..Ugh. *wrists start getting firey* I can’t lose now..! (But that water earlier.. that’s what did me in..) Hm.. *does a long jump over Swampert, lands behind him, then thrusts a poison jab into his back, then jumps backwards* That.. should do something..
(It’s ok, it might have been confusing.. sorry bout that! XD)
*screeches and falls forward onto his forelegs, whiling around snapping ta the Balziken that was there seconds ago* ah.. okay… *stumbles back into the water filled trench, then begins to beat the side walls with his tail until it produces an earthquake and summons a final muddy water to create a gigantic tidal wave. when everything settles, he crawl out of the hole and collapses on the arena floor, red blood an purple poison mixing into the muddy brown of the water* May I please have a berry before the poison blinds me, please? O^O *pretty much too weakened by poison to launch any more attacks, especially as the rain dance lets up.*
*Hands Swampert a Pecha berry*
Only this once
Oh! Thank you very much! *takes the Pecha berry and carefully splits it in half, mashing one half into the facial wounds and rubbing it around to draw out and absorb the poison while eating the other half to nullify the effects of the poison already in his bloodstream, shuddering as the poison leaves his body* Ah.. O hate poision.. makes me terribly ill.. *closes his eyes* It’s embarrassing but a Wurmple nearly killed me as a very young Mudkip. That sent mother into quite a fit. *nods sagely then looks about* where’s Blaziken? Is she alright..?
(Before the attack..) *looks at the tidal wave, and RUNS* NO REGRETTSSS-! *completely drenched in water, and faints directly afterwards*
(Haha, it’s like that Spiderman thing! Everyone gets one. XD)
I don’t think she is quite done yet.
oh… *stumbles over to Blaziken and sits,nudging a Sitrus berry agaist her beak* Uhm.. i do apologize. I think I lost energy first so maybe you won. *smiles sheepishly* Sorry.. Sitrus berries are all I have. *pokes her* hey, you alright..? That was a fun battle!
*Once more props Blaziken up, and applies Full Restore to Blaziken*
*looks energetic* Ah.. thank you, Registeel.. sorry if this is troubling you.. and it might happen a lot! XD Me and water.. just don’t mix, especially in my stat range.. *smiles, then shakes Swampert’s hand* I probably won, but let me tell you.. you’re quite the smart one! That was pretty intense and fun! Sorry about the poison.. *hugs* Everyone has something embarassing happen to them. Mine.. well.. let’s just say Megagross isn’t quite my favorite pokemon. Stupid earthquake spamming steel type- but anyway.. no need to be sorry! I feel I was a bit.. violent.. I get pretty odd in a battle! No worries though, it’s all chill. *gives some money to Swampert* Pokémarts always help.. hehe. *gives another pecha berry* Just in case some poison troll comes along.. =o
uhm.. uh, Registeel? Could I maybe have one of those to? *holds arms out to display juries* she’s good at Stone edges so I’ve got alot of cuts. *cleans mud, blood, and poison from his fins, carefully nudging her* Really.. I am sorry. I took it too far. Mother always said I was too careless with fire types.. Oh! and You really are a wonderful battler! Are you trained by any chance..?
*Applies Full Restore on Swampert too, and bandages both Blaziken and Swampert up, cleaning the wounds*
Good thing I am prepared for many medical situations just in case.
Ah, Registeel.. you’re so reliable. Thanks again. I won’t get so scarred next time.. XD Hehe.. sorry bout the stone edges.. *scratches head* In all honesty, I’m a bit more agressive with types strong to me in general.. gotta be on guard 2x as hard. But seriously, no apology needed. You saw how crazy Rayquaza and I were. You get props for doing battle in your own style, and you’re smart as well. Get as reckless as you want! XD Yeah, I’m trained.. but that story.. isn’t quite for telling.. at least.. not right now. *sits down* Whew, two in a row.. barely made it..
*confused derpface, but takes money* Oh.. thank you! *then makes a face, bristling a little* mrr.. the Belum family is difficult, but you’ve got a type advantage so I guess that helps. *eats the pecha berry just in case* ‘S too bad that pecha berries are not native to Unova.. that why it’s great to have some III gen’s around. *moves around in his bandages* Perfect! Thanks! Regi’s have always been helpful
No problem! Yeah.. it’s fuzzy though, but I remember a lot of earthquakes.. Haha, yeah! Registeel’s been awesome! Along with Ditto though.. (I haven’t forgotten ya, even if you can’t help! ;D) *gets back up, stretches a bit* Guess i’m on to the next one though.. until.. *dark shading across face* … *dark shading goes away* heh. Nothing. Who’s next?
*Transforms into a Grotle, and shakes of all the various berries off from the bushes on my back* From the battles you guys must be hungry. Eat as much as you like!
No. *rises to to his full height on his back legs to punctuate his point (pretty big swapert too)* You need to rest for a bit or else you’ll really get hurt. *falls forward making a slapping sound with his belly and curling up* My father was a Quagsire, so I can use Yawn if you don’t feel tired right now. *perks* Berries? Don’t mind if I do! *rises to his haunches again to peruse the berries* As long as you don’t frenzy plant or grass knot me..
Don’t worry, I only attack for self defense, or if my friends are being attacked.
Gah, alright. I tend to push myself.. so maybe I’ll just chill for a while. *looks excited* BERRIES?! AWESOME! Thanks, Ditto! XD.. I knew all along.. Ditto wouldn’t do something like that!~ *eats a bunch of random berries, and gets full quickly* OH FUDGE YEAH, BERRY MIX! Just like.. *sits down* hm. I may go to sleep after all.. wake me up when some applies for a battle, or if you have an important question.. *lies down, and goes to sleep* …
Oh, uh >> <> Didn’t I just… kinda… attack your friend though?
too tired, nvm.. *curls up with a size-able hoard of berries and nods off*
What was that.
Ceaser says: TO THE DEATH.
*stretches and yawns* Well, who’s next? I could use another battle myself.
A battle’s more fun when there’s no fear of death looming over you. Let them sleep. Hey, Ditto! Next time Blaze goes into battle-mode, you might want to turn into an Audino or something. You really need to watch her at all times so that she doesn’t get in over her head. Oh, and…*puts dress on Blaziken and takes picture* perfect.
I’m up for a battle. *Maxes out Sp. Atk with Nasty Plot* Ready to go.
*yawns and wakes up stretching, his fins pricking* Hm.. Giratina? *gawks* never seen one before OuO … never been out of the Hoenn region before. What’s it doing..?
(Wow. So much went wrong in that sentence. Arcues dammit. IGNORE THAT LAST ONE. I WAS LOOKING AT A PICTURE OF A FISH AND EARS SOMEHOW BECAME FINS. Never multitask.)
*falls asleep during the talking*
*yawns and wakes up stretching, *her *ears pricking* Hm.. Giratina? *gawks* never seen one before … never been out of the *Unova region before. What’s it doing?
1. I’m not an “it”
2. How can you not have seen me before? I’ve been an active commenter for months!
3. I’m about to have a battle with Rayquayza.
Oh right it’s just you. Didn’t recognize the icon for a moment so I was going to call you an imposter. Mah B, Twas just setting up for the punch. *settles back into teh popp-ed cornz.* it’s been a long day. MAH B, MAH B.
Blood this time!
*Snorts* Hiding behind buffs? Tsk tsk
I’ll let you make the first move. Come at me. >:)
Oh? Arceus? What’s that you said? I think I misheard you.
Abomination created by man?
MEW AND I WERE POKEGODS BEFORE YOU EVER WERE! -YOU- ARE ACTION REPLAY FODDER! CERULEAN CAVE TOOK WORK! AND DON’T YOU EVEN THROW THAT ‘JUST A COPY’ RANT AT ME!
Who says I’m hiding? I’m just preparing for the debuff. *Giratina uses Draco Meteor! It’s Super Effective! Giratina’s Sp. Atk fell sharply!*
*Grunts, gritting teeth* Hmph, didn’t see that coming. Fair enough. Starting out with this may be a bad idea, but… *hisses as he uses Outrage*
*Eating popcorn while watching* o_o
Wait a second.. *looks down* Eek! I knew I should’ve stayed awake! How terrible-! I ended up becoming the victim! Ah well, would of happened sometime. *continues eating*
*Dodges first attack using Fly* I really CANNOT afford to be hit by that! *Giratina uses Thunder! It’s Super Effective!* I had plenty of time to train and hone my abilities in the Distortion World. Don’t think I’ll go down easy!
*hit in the head by a falling meteor, sits up, confused and rubbing his head (which is hard as rock so it just feels like someone thumped him hard) * Ah—ow..? *then hit by an Outrage blastwave, and is hurtled backwards* Hey–! Watch it! Someone could get really hurt! *angrily shoots an ice beam at the two fighting dragons at random before wandering away and settling between two boulders to watch* Personally, i’m on your side Rayquaza… er– go Hoenn!
*Dodges Icebeam in midair and fires back Energy Ball* I don’t mind you rooting for my opponent, but DON’T interfere with our fight! *Waits patiently for Rayquaza to recover from the last attack*
*Smirks* Well, that’s much more than what I would’ve expected from Sinnoh. Looks like I’ll have give it my all. *Body’s symbols glow harshly* *shoots upward and gaps open jaws, using Dragon Pulse in Giratina’s direction*
*Matches it with another Dragon Pulse causing both pokemon to be thrown back several feet* Ugh. Heh, that kinda stung. Though you’re looking a bit worse for wear. *Uses Shadow Force* *Echoing voice* Round and round and round I go. Where I strike, only I know. *Lunges from the shadows and strikes Rayquaza’s throat*
*Snarls, skidding against the ground a few feet back* Oh, I wouldn’t worry. I’ve been in much bigger… binds than this. *lashes tail around Giratina’s upper body for a brief moment as a distraction, aiming another Dragon Pulse directly at its face*
*Jumps in front of the Energy Ball, but isn’t hurt that much* Don’t worry, Swampert won’t do anything like that again.. *Heals Swampert* or else it would HIT next time! >_>
*Throws up a Light Screen just in time but still gets blasted back a couple feet* Ungh…all right, that’s far enough. *Eyes start to glow red, and an incredibly evil aura emits from Giratina* Time to die. *Uses Thunder five times in quick succession followed by Dark Pulse and Draco Meteor, laughing insanely all the while* DIE, DIE, DIE MORTAL FOOL!!!
*weaves through the air artfully, dodging the best he can, smirking, and enduring whatever hits* Wonderful, simply wonderful! But one such as myself doesn’t crumble so easily, not now! *Eyes glow golden and pupiless in harmony with symbols along his body* Let’s see how well I can retaliate, eh? *Roars heavily, using Draco Meteor, followed by a few short blasts of Ice Beam in several directions*
*Uses Shadow Force to avoid the attacks* You’ll have to do much better than that, weakling. *Attacks from the shadows and uses Toxic* I’m going to enjoy watching the poison kill you from the inside. *Evil smile* *Uses Dragon Rush repeatedly and knocks Rayquaza to the ground*
*coughs up blood, tinted purple with poison, eyes still glowing as he pulls himself up pitifully from the floor * Huh… is that so? *Eyes flip from gold to a bloodthirsty red* I don’t know why, but I get the feeling I’ll enjoy this EVEN MORE! *snarls angrily, but it sounds strangely different, as if three are snarling at once* You’ve brought this upon yourself! *Claws begin to spark and flare red as he charges to the side, hissing and snarling maniacally as he rakes his claws, using Dragon Claw, over and over after Giratina, not halting for a moment in between*
*Smashes Iron Tail into the side of Rayquaza’s head, cracking the skull slightly* You fool. You don’t have the power to sustain that ability. Dark Mind effect can only be found in Legendary Pokemon, and exchanges life force for power. The longer you stay in that state, the closer you become to death. *Gets to feet, oozing shadows from the wound on its side, and fires a massive Thunder from point-blank range* At your current level, you can’t hope to compete with me.
*Pants heavily, eyes-half lidded, making a small noise that sounds like crying for a few moments, but is actually maniacal laughter* You are the fool! I have never feared death! Time and time again I have come this close defending my pride or my territory! *Blood seeps down his chin, speckling the floor* I’m a fool…. y-yes, I a-admit to that. I’m already losing dangerous amounts of my life force, I can feel it. Yes, I am weaker than you, yes, I’m a fool, yes, I’m hopeless. B-but… I’ll back out gracefully, conceding defeat, whether this is my end or not. *Coughs hoarsely, blood splattering over his body, as his body’s symbols ceases their glow and his eyes close, falling limply to the floor with a loud, deafening thud, and laying motionless*
*Immediately comes over and starts tending to Rayquaza’s wounds, hooking him to life support*
I can buy you some time with this, I’ll be back soon enough.
*quickly runs off to get something*
*Creates a barrier around Rayquaza to protect him from anything else wishing to harm him*
*comes back holding a shimmering max revive, opens Rayquaza’s mouth and places it inside*
This is a special Max Revive infused with life energy from the Tree of Beginning itself. It is very precious and is only to be used when someone is on the absolute brink of death.
*Shudder racks Giratina’s body, and the red glow in it’s eyes fades* And THAT is why you don’t challenge me to battle. Ditto, I’ve got a couple Revival Herbs in my bag if you would be so kind.
*Turns into human form* That special Max Revive will help stabilize him, but I’ve studied natural medicine. I can whip up a potion that works better than most storebought potions.
*body twitches and shudders violently, as if he is having a nightmare, then suddenly calms as his breathing reaches a somewhat fickle pace*
Go ahead, do what you must. I will assist you.
Giratina RPs like a noob.
Those auto-hits are a big no-no.
*stands there shocked* That.. was.. EPIC! I hope both of you are alright now, though.. *hugs both of them* I kinda wanna fight you now, Giratina.. if we can use more than 4 moves.. hehe..
Shut up Reshi, I need to concentrate. Registeel, I need you to get the following ingredients from my bag: A balm mushroom, 2x revival herb, a big mushroom, heal powder, 2x energy root, 3x gold leaf, 3x silver leaf, 2x miracle berry, a white herb, and berry juice. And some bandages.
Once we are done here Blaziken, do you wanna have a battle? I’d be willing to have a “friendly competition”
@Blaziken: Dude. Did you SEE what happened to Rayquaza?! I would KILL you!!!
*Takes out the ingredients required and places them on a portable countertop*
Are you sure you don’t need any medical assistance yourself Giratina?
*Starts unrolling the bandages*
I saw.. but for some reason, I’m not very scared. Being on the borderline of death.. just standing at the tip.. it’s so.. FUN! And then the POWER that comes from it.. *snickering* us starters only know how that feels.. Registeel, I’ll battle you next! Though you’re my friend, i’d have to say that I can’t hold back much on anyone I fight.. and then maybe Giratina. *giggling again*
Eh? Oh. *Finally notices the grievous wound on its side that Rayquaza inflicted* Nah, I’m fine. It should stop bleeding sooner or later. *Takes ingredients and starts grinding them to powder and mixing them into a watery paste* This stuff tastes nasty, but it does the trick…*pours some of the liquid down Rayquaza’s throat, then proceeds to dab the rest on his wounds, wrapping them in bandages*
*While Giratina is finishing tending to Rayquaza, I give a quick patch-up to Giratina as well*
*Slowly, he blinks awake, his yellowish eyes slowly sweeping the area in a disorientated manner, as if he isn’t sure where he is and what is going on around him.*
Thanks Registeel. I’ll save the rest of this potion for your fight. In the mean time, I’m going to restock my medical supplies. *Creates a dimensional rift to Driftveil city* Be right back.
Oh look! Ray is awake.
Welcome back Rayquaza. How are you feeling?
*His eyes widen and he jolts slightly at the sound of Giratina’s voice, an expression of pure hatred written across his face but only for a moment, quickly replaced by a disinterested look. He sighs hollowly.* …I suppose I’m alright…
Oh god. You’re not going to go all emo on us are you? Think of it this way. You’re still alive. There’s for you in death, but alive, you can live to fight me another day. So train, train until you can fight me as an equal and come out on top. I’ll be waiting.
Quote Kenpachi Zaraki.
*rolls eyes* No, I won’t. You slaughtered me, I hardly even touched you. It would take me years to get to that level, and that’s saying you don’t improve. *shrugs* But meh, I guess you’re right, at least I’m alive. *Coils up slightly, trying cause the least physical pain possible*
Remember to take it easy for a bit, you don’t want those wounds opening up again. And don’t feel too down. Although these fights can get a bit over-the-top, we are doing this for fun anyway. We are all friends here. There is more to a battle than pure strength, so take the time to think about the battle and exploit any weaknesses that you see in the future.
*Puts supplies and such away*
Now Blaziken, let’s get that battle going shall we?
*Crouches into a battle-ready pose and starts using Curse and Amnesia*
If you don’t mind, why don’t you start our battle in a new thread? This one is already quite long and it is hard to find the beginning.
I had two millenia to hone my skills in solitude. You’re already really strong, but your shortcoming was you tried to go far beyond your abilities. Know your strengths and weaknesses, and you’ll know from the first clash whether or not you’re stronger than your opponent.
*mumble* I’d rather die than feel this humiliation… *mumble*
*Coils up completely, through very slow movement, and dozes off*
Eek! *ducks, preparing an ice beam, but is protected by Blaziken* Don’t be a jerk, Giratina! someone could get hurt with how reckless you’re both being! *filters muddy water through his gills and lobs an irritation-driven (non-damaging) mud bomb at the two just to let them know he’s pissed off* Thanks Blaziken *HUUUUUUGE, CRUSHING GRATFUL-SWAMPERT HUG*
*blinks* that was horrendous… *shudders, then wanders over and touches Rayquaza’s head, gently* Uhm.. Mr. Rayquaza? if you want, we can fight next. I’ll be nice and I won’t use Ice Beam of you promise not to kill me. *hold up a siturs berry, proudly* And i’ve got these! It’ll be fun!
(SwampertRolePlay!anon would like to say that Swampert is meant to be a “country bumpkin” of sorts and asks that you don’t blame his…. naivete on this anon >>;; you may now return to your battles)
*Perks up as if he had never been sleeping* Oh… you want to battle me? I don’t think I should, my wounds still hurt pretty bad, and they might open up again… *slowly glances over the bandages, frowning* I don’t want to go out and make a fool of myself again today anyway… maybe another time? *smiles*
*shakes his head* oh no… actually, I probably can’t beat you. And since we’re from the same region I don’t think you’d kill me.. that’s also why I don’t really wanna fight others who aren’t from Hoenn. So it’d just be fun, i’d not try and make a fool out of you. *pushes two handfuls of Sitrus berries to Rayquaza* And that’s fine. Here, eat these! They will make you feel better! *wanders away and casually starts dragging around boulders to make a characteristic Swampert nest for himself*
Ah, thank you very much. *Nibbles at a few of them, but seems to not have much of an appetite, and he sighs depressingly again, coiling up like a snake and laying his head back down on the cold floor, hoping that he’ll eventually drift asleep*
*peers at human!Giratina from behind his rocks* oh wow.. a human? I wish I could do that.. maybe I should ask Arceus. *shakes his head,then glaring a bit* But really you should both learn to control your tempers! *sinks behind a boulder a bit* My trainer caught me as a Marshtomp so I know at least couple of manners.. *curls up* not that I have a trainer anymore or anything… but, I don’t think it’s right for ledgendaries to kill ledgendaries since they all serve a special purpose under Arceus. *nod*
*Got crushed by the hug, but still breathing* ACK! XD *sits near Rayquaza* Hey, buddy.. you didn’t make a fool of yourself. You fought valiantly, in the best of times, and the worst of times.. don’t be down. I’ll fight Giratina after Registeel, just to see how bad it gets.. I’m sure I won’t die if I’m careful enough. XD
(BlazikenRolePlay!anon notes that this Blaziken is pretty much me in a nutshell. I am pretty reckless sometimes.. and can endure pain. YAY RECKLESSNESS? YAY. XD)
*transforms into human-form, and smiles wistfully* Meh, honestly, I was like a magikarp out there. *shakes his head slowly* It was awful. I have a lot of training to do before I feel even satisfied again. But maybe that’s a good thing, it’ll spur me to do better.
((His human form is male with tousled black, or in certain lighting, dark green, hair and bright gold eyes, usually wearing a black jacket/jeans.
RayquazaRolePlay!anon is actually sometimes even this depressing in real life. Lol.))
heh, yup. provided Giratina doesn’t auto-hit again. sooo– With Reshi on this one actually. Auto-ing it shortens the battle and therefore lessens the CARNAGE. lovely fight though..
((And the bandages magically adjusted. Don’t question it.))
If anything, I thought you were more of a Gyarados! But YAY for self-motivation! I also agree with Zekrom/Reshiram. Auto-ing is such a fight-shortener. =(
(It’s not depressing.. don’t worry. XD I’ve seen.. worse.)
What the hell is auto-hitting?! @Swampert: I can turn into human form because I can bend the fabric of the dimensions to my will. I don’t have any idea how Ray does it, though. @Rayquaza: You should be able to move around soon. The potion I used to heal your wounds is pretty fast-acting.
*Is in Kabutops fossil form*
I have to wonder what’s up with you legendaries.
Why don’t you guys ever invite me to these things? Really now, what did I do wrong. *Taps foot*
Hm? You’ll have to consult Landorkus on that one. We’re only in charge of party setup, and the insanity that occurs before, during, and after! XD
Insanity?Not really so, you should see what happens… just about everywhere, actually.
At least I have originalshipping. What’s up with Reshiram and Zekrom wanting to be Black’s? Red still pwns all.
Arceus, you have just about no authority over me. You certainly didn’t make me, unless you were high, drunk, or something of the like. Really, who in their right mind would make me?
*laughed* WHAT YOU JUST SAID ABOUT ARCEUS MADE QUOTE OF THE DAY. *high-5* Nice one, MissingNo.!
Thank you, I guess. *Struggling to position scythe-thing right* I’m finding this high-5 thing difficult without hands. You know I have fan art where I cut Victini’s head off with this thing?
I’m the REAL #000
MADAM BLAZIKEN, YOU APPEAR TO TAKE INSULTS OF ANY KIND VERY BADLY, AND IF ANYONE ELSE INSULTS THE TARGET OF YOUR HATRED YOU INSTANTLY HIGH 5 THEM AND GUSH ABOUT HOW EXCELLENT THEY ARE. I AM SURE THAT YOU MEAN WELL, BUT BULLYING A GOD ISN’T SOMETHING THAT’LL END WELL FOR YOU.
I AM NEITHER PSYCHOTIC, INSANE NOR HAPPY-GO-LUCKY, AND THAT IS WHAT MAKES ME SO FEARFUL. JUST A WARNING, I DON’T WANT US TO START OFF ON THE WRONG FOOT.
Ah, I appear to take insults bad.. since I have a.. firey personality.. but you’d be surprized somedays. And what do you mean, bullying a God? o_o If anything, the God was bullying me.. I don’t have dreams, I’m just a simple female Blaziken! Oh, actually.. I’m not even worth your time.. so sorry for the reply. I just actually thought we could’ve been spar buddies or something one day.. I react to rudeness rudely, and I react to kindness kindly. I’m not sure what’s been going on.. but igyou’re the Arceus I’ve been seeing.. >_>; But if you aren’t, then all my apologies, and everything said before is basically null and void for me (hopefully for you), we can just start totally fresh, and there must have been someone else. I can’t be sure though, what with all the.. derping.
*Growling* Arceus, I don’t believe you should push those buttons. After all, I have the highest attack stat of any pokemon, if you care to group me with all of you. I don’t think Blaziken is being a bully, just being firm in her opinion.
*Rubs scythes together* So, anyone got food?
*Hands a bowl of chips to Missingno.*
Sorry, this is all I have at the moment, but better than nothing I suppose.
XD *takes out around 7 boxes of pizza* Everyone can have some! Awesome, that you’re the real one.. and thanks for sticking up for me. =D I also think that a certain type of non-funny, trollish Victini must die. Good thing nobody like that is here to comment! *eats a slice* La~
Oh! I love chips. *Eats a chip after struggling to balance it on a scythe * You know what, I’m going into ghost form. *Switches to ghost* This is easier with hands. And I still have an Attack stat of 136 or so!
*Takes a slice of pizza* I’m #000 because the Pokedex starts at #001, it was made that way to deny my existance. I’m still insulted if someone takes that from me.
Yeah, that would be insulting.. but if anything, most people here would still consider you the #000! XD
You kidding? Victini is infamously cute, I’m either a ghost, L-shaped block of pixels, Kabutops skeleton, Aerodatyl skeleton, or random pikachu-colored fractured ho-oh in a block shape.
Oh, and I have an ask blog.
ANOTHER ARCEUS? MOTHER MEW ONLY BIRTHED ONE OF ME, UNLESS YOU ARE SPEAKING OF BIZARRO ARCEUS, MY PARALLEL UNIVERSE “SHINY” COLOURED COUNTERPART. HE IS ONE OF POLITICAL INDIFFERENCE RATHER THAN NEUTRALITY, AND IS FIRMLY ROOTED IN THE BELIEF THAT ANARCHY WILL UNITE US ALL. PERHAPS THIS MISSINGNO IS PARENT TO THAT ABOMINATION, IF HIS DESTRUCTIVE POWER GREATLY EXCEEDS MINE.
IN THAT CIRCUMSTANCE….SHALL WE HAVE A SPARRING MATCH, “FATHER” MISSINGNO? IN THE REALM OF GLITCHES YOU AND MOTHER MEW ARE CLOSELY ENTWINED, SO EVEN IF I MAY BE REDUCED TO A MASS OF PIXELS IT WILL BE AN ENJOYABLE FIGHT.
I try to send invitations to you, but the postal service won’t allow me and I can’t stand entering Glitch City. No offense.
What does Glitch City look like? o_o
MY HOLIDAY VILLA IS LOCATED THERE, AND BELIEVE ME, IT IS CONSISTENTLY DESECRATED BY HOODLUMS.
Oh, my. That sounds like you might wanna move.. seems like a lot of work to live there. ._.;
I think you guys are talking about ‘M’s Glitch City. Mine is a glitch landscape half the size of Cinnabar Island. Any map would only be accurate for a few days. And it slaughters your eyes looking at it.
You now know why I don’t have eyes.
Arceus, I do not intend to spar with you anytime soon.
I’m afraid the latest chapter of PokeSpe has left me unable to properly enjoy your comic. I hope this feeling is temporary.
Oh god I can never see N the same way ever again…
But I kinda like where this manga is going.
Golly goo, what happened?
Oh! And Arceus! I’m going to call your name again, one day. And when I so, be ready! XD
@Arceus – http://fuckyeahkasumisty.tumblr.com/post/9741306738/spoilers-its-not-that-n-wants-pokemon-to-stop
OH DEAR, I USED MY OUTDOOR VOICE IN SURPRISE AT WHAT SURPRISING EVENTS MAY HAVE HAPPENED IN THE LATEST CHAPTER. I HOPE YOUR EARS AREN’T RUPTURED, CREATIONS.
PRAISE THY NAME, KIND ANON. WHAT HAS HAPPENED IN POKEMON SPECIAL?
Get the tissues ready. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
OH MOTHER MEW, NOT EVEN THE MOST DEPRESSED CRYOGONAL CAN COMPARE TO MY SADNESS AT THIS CHAPTER. IF I COULD WISH UPON A JIRACHI, I WOULD HAVE THE SUN TURNED COMPLETELY BLACK AND HUMANITY TAKEN FOR GRANITE, SO THEY MAY NOT FEEL MY SADNESS.
ALAS, THERE IS ONE MORE THING THAT I WISH TO KNOW. WHAT BECAME OF THE CHAPTER AFTER GRIMSLEY’S INTRODUCTION?
when black says “is there someone else inside me?”
when i read it for the first time it just “tickled my mind” :D
I leave you for… what, three days- And you all start attacking each other.
I’m about to kick all of your asses back to your own Arceus damn region.
Virizion. </3 That's so mean. We're just messing around. Besides, you heard Rayquaza and I.. before that, we never had awesome fights like that.. D:
MESSING AROUND? SOMEONE COULD GET HURT OR POISONED.
THAT’S MEAN, MADAM BLAZIKEN. RAYQUAZA AND I ARE WHAT MERE HUMANS CALL “BROS”, AND I BELIEVE (FORGIVE ME IF I’M WRONG) THAT ONE OF THEIR SAYINGS IS “BROS BEFORE CHICKS.”
Your style of talking.. you’re definitely not that other one.. I’m sorry, Arceus. Your absolutely right. I’m pretty reckless most of the time, I end up fighting a bit crazy, and if I’ve hurt Rayquaza in a way that is unacceptable, you can hurt me as much as you want. You aren’t wrong in that statement, either. XD
Arceus, don’t be a sexist ass.
Seel of Approval goes to Giratina.
I AM NOT SEXIST. I SIMPLY VALUE THOSE OF AN UNDISCLOSED GENDER MORE THAN THOSE OF A SET GENDER. WHEN YOU WERE A YOUNG CHILD GIRATINA, ALL YOU EVER WANTED TO DO WAS TO WEAR A SKIRT. A FLOWERY SKIRT WITH “KAWAII” DAISY PATTERNS AND ULTRA-COMFORT. I DETESTED THAT AND SENT YOU TO THE REVERSE WORLD TO THINK OVER YOUR DESIRES, BUT I FEAR THAT I KEPT YOU IN THERE A BIT TOO LONG. CAN YOU EVER FORGIVE MY FOOLISHNESS. MY DEAR TINA?
Arceussssss. I believe I sssssspeak for everyone when I ssssssssay…..
SSSSSSSTOP WITH THE CHAINSSSSSAWING SSSSSCREAMING!
THIS IS HOW I NORMALLY SPEAK, YOU DO NOT WISH TO HEAR ME SCREAM.
AND WHAT IS WITH ALL THE “CHAINSAWING”, BACK IN MY DAY IT WAS KNOWN AS SPAM, BUT ALAS, I AM NO SPAMMER.
I will not deny that I look good in woman’s clothing, but still, YOU RUINED MY CHILDHOOD DAMMIT!! I have no gender, meaning that there’s nothing wrong with me wearing the clothes I want to wear! You didn’t raise me at all! You fail as a father! AND DON’T CALL ME TINA!
I think its unheathy how much I love this fanfic |D
GAAAH i love this comic <3333
when i first started reading i was like "wtf?" but now im addicted!!!
@Author Black: I hope your days from school get better soon. I know what that feels like, so I feel your pain as well.
Here’s what I don’t understand. Y Arceus so mean? Such terrible words are being spouted. Why should it matter if I’m a girl or not? But for all it’s worth.. you can say what you want, Arceus. If it’s mean, I just won’t listen. XD
A FEMALE BLAZIKEN WITH SPEED BOOST. I AM A POLITICALLY NEUTRAL SOMEWHAT FEMINIST GOD, BUT IN REGARDS TO THE COMPETITIVE COMMUNITY I SIDE WITH THOSE WHO TAKE THEIR TIME TO LOVE AND CARE FOR THEIR POKEMON, AKA IV/EV BREEDING. HACKED POKEMON DO NOT RECEIVE THAT SORT OF TREATMENT, INSTEAD THEY ARE USED AS COMPETITIVE KILLING MACHINES TO RANK THEIR TRAINERS.
MOTHER MEW, YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I AM SAYING, CORRECT?
Yeah, I hate pokemon hacking.. it’s so dumb. You should fight with your own skill! My trainer.. did treat me very well.. *dark shading over face, mumble* ..before others decided she wasn’t adequate.. *shakes head* but yeah! I see what you mean. Thanks for being honest! XD
M-mother Mew!? All these years, have I been living a lie?
Is that why you followed me into the men’s room when I was a young egg and used the lavatory there? Father…
I was your Babysitter! I babysat ALL the Legendaries. What made you think I was a girl!?
I HAVE NO MOTHER NOR FATHER, THEN.
I ONLY NEED YOU, BABYSITTER MEW. PLEASE, DON’T LEAVE ME ALONE!
Just out of curiosity, pokemon, what are your natures?
Pretty much Docile I think
Mine is Lonely. Hehe..
I’m mostly Relaxed.
Lets me be chainsawing awesome.
I have to say lonely
Same as me! Cool! XD
PFT. AS IF.
I’m Adamant. Adamant all the way. Characteristic: “Thoroughly cunning”
XD I see!
Why so serious?
It’s in my nature. *Hurrray for bad puns!*
Gosh Giratina. Didn’t know you were so srs. .o.
Yeah. Born and raised a cynic. But I can still have fun. (^_^)
Landorkus approves of all this.
It switches between Serious and RAGE.
Your nature is Bi-Polar. (^_^)
*pats Landorkus on the shoulder* You gotta be excited some days though! You act like a trainer I know! XD
mine is mild and i like to fight
FEAR ME AS IM NOT OFFICIAL AS OF NOW
ME, GENESECT ,MEOLETTA SHARE MY PAIN (BECAUSE OF PAIN SLIT)
MAKE ME OFFCIAL ALREADY
LANDORKUS IS BI-WINNING
SO ARCEUS, I SEE YOU’VE RETURNED. I WOULD’VE THOUGHT THAT YOU’D HAVE LEARNED TO STAY THE FUCK OUT OF HERE. OH WELL, LET’S HAVE YOU LEARN IT AGAIN.
I GOT THE ULTIMATE CHEAT CODE, AND I’M NOT BOUND BY YOUR SHITTY LAWS OF REALITY AND EXISTENCE AND ALL THAT SHIT. COME AT ME BRO.
You can clearly see by your less than warm welcome that you are hated here, Arceus.
THUNDERUS, MOTHER MEW HAS TAUGHT ME NEVER TO STAND DOWN TO ANYONE OTHER THAN HER AND MADAMOISELLE MELOETTA, AND I WISH TO KEEP THINGS THAT WAY. ARE YOU UNHAPPY THAT I REFERRED TO YOU AS HOMOSEXUAL? IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH THAT? IT IS OKAY TO BE GAY WITH ALL THE TOYS AND THE BOYS IN THE GAY PARADE, BUT HATING ME SIMPLY BECAUSE I ACCEPTED YOU FOR WHO YOU ARE IS SIMPLY NOT RIGHT, BUT I CAN SEE WHERE YOU ARE COMING FROM. LECHEROUS THUNDERUS, CAN YOU PLEASE SEE WHERE I AM COMING FROM, TOO?
GIRATINA, ARE YOU HURT BECAUSE OF THE LESS THAN POLITE WORDS THAT I DISCUSSED TOWARDS YOU? YOU ARE MY CREATION AND FOR THAT I CAN NEVER FEEL ANYTHING MORE SWEET THAN LOVE TOWARDS YOU, YET YOU TREAT ME WITH DISDAIN AND ANGER. IS THIS BECAUSE OF MY FAILURE TO PROVIDE A MOTHER TO YOU, GIRATINA? ARE YOU UNABLE TO ACCEPT MY RELATIONSHIP WITH MADAMOISELLLE MELOETTA?
NO YOU MORON! I’M CHAINSAWING PISSED THAT YOU TRAPPED ME IN THE DISTORTION WORLD FOR TWO THOUSAND YEARS!!! >:O
ARCEUS, YOU CHAINSAWING FUCKTARD, THAT’S NOT THE PROBLEM HERE.
THE PROBLEM IS THAT YOU EXIST IN THE SAME REALITY AS ME, WHICH IS SOMETHING I WILL NOT ALLOW UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE.
YOUR VERY EXISTANCE IS SOMETHING THAT I SHALL THOROUGHLY DENY. YOU ARE A GREAT STAIN ON THE FABRIC OF THIS REALITY, AND I AM THE CLEANER THAT WILL REMOVE THAT STAIN.
I HAVE FURY!
I’ve given up trying to correct you…
FATHER, MOTHER, YOUR GENDER IS UNDISCLOSED, MEW.
HOWEVER, I FEEL AS IF CALLING YOU PARENT MEW SOUNDS TOO UNFAMILIAL, SO I SETTLED FOR MOTHER MEW. I’M SORRY, PLEASE FORGIVE ME.
*giggle* Sounds like Fawful. XDD
That’s what I was going for.
Was “I HAVE FURY!” not a big enough hint?