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Eeeee, that sounds like a perfect scenario. <3
In other news, Black and MISSINGNO. have developed telepathy. Can't help being just a little wary.
Well, they DO share a body. Now Black has THREE people creeping around his mind!
…Are you including Black himself in those three?
Yes. Yes I am.
Big deal. We have seven people in our mind.
I have 4 dick face, shy one, ragey one and then me who is not always in control
Thought bubbles? Inconceivable!
you keep saying that word, I don’t think it means what you think it means
Preposterous !
Tetsuo: ^ This. Just because I know what that’s a reference to.
I dunno what it’s a reference to. I just like the word :|
Just to clear things up: when I said ‘^ This’, I was talking to Tetsuo, not Azalee
Azalee: It’s a Princess Bride reference.
Oh, okay. Was worried I was making accidental references :O
No, I mean what I was saying, and Tetsuo’s response, were references to Princess Bride.
Oh, N… *pets him*
I am insulted Landorkus.
I’m sorry about that. I forgot about you for a minute there… Oops.
Well you did say ‘around here’.
I’m no where near there.
Yeah. Exactly. You’re way back in Pinwheel.
I goona make a lot of mischief!!!
Uh-oh, Zekrom’s serious!! D: …”gonna” was spelt wrong in the process </3
Landorkussss? RESSSSPOBSSIBLE? DON’T MAKE ME CHAINSSSAEING LAUGH
Actually, he IS pretty mature. If not half mad. But really, you seriously think YOU have a right to talk Kyu-chan?
Do no call me Kyu-chan unlessssss you have a death wissssh. And yesssss, I do have a right to talk. I am the mossssst mature one here minusssss Virizion.
Pffff. Don’t try to amuse me. Kyurem, you’re almost as bad as Cobalidiot, who has the mentalities of both a pedophile and a five-year-old simultaneously.
Cobalidiot asssside. The fact issss, I’m more resssssponsssssible than you and Black and N will never get to my ssssissssterssss without going through me. End dissssscusssssssion.
You mean your brother and sister.
And at least they don’t go around looking for porn. I have to keep up with two roaming perverts. You get a rest in that goddamn chasm of yours.
1. Zzzzeky issss not a guy.
2. I wassss kicked out of my Chasssm. They ussssse it for partiesssss
…I though Reshy was a guy.
Ressssshy? A guy? Are you high? Sssshe’ssss the girliesssst girl ever. She dressssssessssss Trubbisssssh in dressssesssss
I forgot about the chasm parties.
And Reshiram’s transsexual. Even though you can clearly see his… unmentionables. I’m still disturbed.
Thosssse Chassssm partiessss made me homelessssss…*cries in corner*
And that’sssss jusssst Resssshy’s current ssssstyling of her featherfur. You sssssshould have ssssseen her when sssssshe dyed hersssself black
Now Kyu-chan, don’t cry.
Those parties were awsome.
I remember that TOO well.
(damnit phone!) Don’t cry Kyu-Kyu.
Those were awsome parties.
*cries more* I”M NOT EVEN ALLOWED TO GO TO THEM!
I’ll…sneak you in next time? *not good with crying*
Thank you Virizion….
Are you actually trying to imply that you are so much as a little responsible?
He is. He’s less responsible than YOU.
Not really. My only responsibility is to run around making random thunderstorms.
Lucky. I have to do….stuff.
His responsibility is to just be there.
..What do half us do anyways?
Tornerdeuce’s job is to blow. HARD.
My job is to fuck everything up by frying it with lightning.
Landorkus has to clean up after us and compensate the PUNY HUMANS for the trouble, usually in the form of his super land-fertilization.
When you say that, it sounds wrong, mein bruder.
Yes, but doesn’t everything he says sound wrong to some degree?
You forgot to say that my job is to be an idiot. :3
@Murp: Yes.
WHY IS IT ALWAYS WHEN I’M AWAY?
I guess I need to leave more often.
Also, I hope you know that since episode 15 that I now scan the dialogue and get all happy-faced if Black says/thinks N’s name. :| What have I become.
It’s time for that Pokémon guessing game thingy!
This Pokémon is like a living Cinderella story.
Melloetta, Pedo?
No~
And what are you talking about? The girls I like are 14!
We’re hundreds of years old!
Wait, I didn’t type anything about !4 year old girls!
F*CK YOU OLDER SIBLING(IN IRL)
AH SO THEY ARE 4 NOT 14 HUH?
No! I meant 1! Also, Miva had to type the comments for me yesterday, so I don’t know why you’re calling me a pedo!
Okay, I’m the culprit. I’m just being me.
I SAW THE TRUCK ON ROUTE THREE.
IT SAID ‘CANDY AND FREE NAPS’. YOU WERE IN THE DRIVERS SIDE.
Was there a Mew under the truck ?
I have no idea. But the noises from you bedroom when you had Keldeaboo in there.
POKEMON CAN’T DRIVE YOU FOOL!
I CAN. YOU TAUGHT ME.
That explains why we almost DIED they last time you drove a car.
Hee.
o-o Wait… did you guys really see me…?
TT~TT this is horrible </3
… Feebas/Milotic ? :|
Yay, you got it!
Seriously? :”’DD Aww, that was an adorable hint.
My turn! This pokemon’s favorite song is The Time Warp.
Deoxys
Wut?! WRONG. Aaand turning LEFT! (which is actually right) whoever gets that reference gets +1000000001 internets and a cookie.
Van Gang FTW.
Diagla?
Not Dialga, but you DID earn +1000000001 internets and a cookie. Btw, am I the only one that noticed the left/right mixup, because he said turning left and proceeded to turn right.
No. I saw it too.
K
Celebi.
TELEPATHIC COMMUNICATION. AWESOME!
Okay. You can never sneak up on this Pokémon by behind, not even when it’s sleeping. Attempting it would end up painfully. Who’s that Pokémon?
Spoink?
Nope~
Xatu?
Girafirig -can’t spell-
Mawile?
*smacks self* Gah! Why didn’t I think of that. Mawile’s my fav from Hoenn too.
Good thinking Ariku.
Thanks, Virizion! :>
I think I have it wrong though. Girafarig, if I’m correct, would be the next option as its other half never sleeps. I just thought of Pokemon that had things on the back of their bodies LOL;
It is Girafarig :) Ginta, it’s your turn!
Excellent. :D This might be an easy one.
This Pokemon in the anime avoided having an abusive trainer because of Ash capturing him (under the assumption this Pokemon is male). Whose that Pokemon?
Chimchar?
Charmander? OvO
Nope. Charmander already had an abusive trainer but was released.
Is cyndaquil
fffff, right. :’D
I think I’m trying too hard LOL;; I’ll end my guessing for now. ~OuO~
Yes, it’s Cyndaquil. That guy in that episode had all the qualifications of being an abusive trainer. T_T Your turn.
N does realize how stupid he just sounded right?
I know that feel, Landorus. I know that feel, bro.
Poor Landorkus! XD
Haha Black is so confused.
Landorkus is such a good big brother.
Oh gosh, I can’t wait to see how you do the Legendary Dragons.
Maybe something about legendary “Drag-ons?”
I’m sorry, I’ll leave now.