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Landorus is so awesome! C:
Oh god I can’t wait for Tornadus. XD
Did you call~?
HOW DO WE KNOW YOU ARE THE REAL ONE?
You could always use thunder on him. Flying types are weak against electric types. If he doesn’t faint after one blow, he’s a fake.
EXCEPT MY VOLTAGE IS SO HIGH THAT I TEND TO KILL EVERYTHING.
Missingno wouldn’t die. He would turn you into a puddle of gore.
So if it doesn’t die, it’s MISSINGNO, in which case it’s good that you didn’t kill him. If it dies, it may or may not be your (now deceased) bro.
As the unfortunate owner of a younger brother, if I may say – win-win situation?
You guys are awesome.
I wonder if we meet Tornadus, would he be really worse than Thunderpus? Then doesn’t that mean he should be called Tornanus?
Answer from the future:
YES. YES HE IS.
YAY FORSHADOWING
Now I excite for Tornadus :>
N is awesome as always
Black, do you have perverted little brothers toward whom you have pent up aggression? Tell the truth.
Actually, I wish I had a brother :’u
You never know what you have until it’s gone. And by that I mean PRIVACY.
You will regret it once you get one
LANDORUS IS MY FAVORITE. Ahahaha, best rage faces. <33
NB4 Thundhurrus ragin’.
Whutchoo talkin’ bout foo?
That was actually a pretty accurate description of me, bar the “on the face of the planet” part. As he said, Tornerdeuce is far worse.
That idiot Thunderus is the most immature, perverted, i-idiot on the face of the planet… but Tornadus is worse? Wow. *can’t wait to see him* Poor Landorus, I sympathize with you >0<
Yeah. At least they’re not always with me. Goddamn kids…
Wait, brotherS? He’s the oldest?
Huh.
It makes sense, considering that in the games the other two are needed to “summon” Landorus.
…it does! GENIUS.
I FEEL YOUR PAIN, MY FRIEND.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, BRO.
YOU’RE OLDER, DON’T APPLY.
TWAS TALKING ABOUT KELDEO. CAN’T STAND HIS OVERLY NYANDESUSAMACHANNEKO-NESS. AND HE DON’T LIKE YAOI.
AND I’M A GIRL BY GERMAN STANDERDS.
NOT TO MENTION HE’S THE FOURTH IN A TRIO. THE WANNABE.
SORRY SIS.
AUGHDATKELDEO.
HOW CAN HE- NO, HOW CAN ~ANYONE~ NOT LIKE YAOI? RGHGHJFDAK
HOW THE HELL DID WE END UP WITH HIS ASS JOINING THE TRIO ANYWAY? I DON’T REMEMBER IT AT ALL. SOMEBODY EXPLAIN.
COBALION IS A SHOTACON IN DENIAL THATS WHY
CORRECTION:
COBAL*IDIOT*
THE ONLY SOLUTION IS THE DOUBLE RAINBOW COLD RICE GRINDING STOMPER RARE CANDY BODY WASH!! MAYBE IF WE MAKE THEM USE IT, THEY WILL BECOME NORMAL.
GONNA NEED A LAKE OF THAT THEN. ANDDROWNKELDEOINIT.
I’LL GET THE CAMCORDER. IT’S BACK AT CAMP.
I’LL PREPARE THE DOUBLE RAINBOW COLD RICE GRINDING STOMPER RARE CANDY BODY WASH LAKE.
LET’SDROWNKEL- I MEAN, LET’S HELP THEM BECOME BEARABLE.
I hate you.
GFBCQEYWYCE KELDEO! BROTHER THINK FAST THE PLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
Just sayin’, I hate you both.
-Keldeo-chan
EJBWVRNHIVNWBN GETOFFFFFFFFREWIGVNQEURB
EYVNUVRBUWKELDEOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFQERNV9ERUVNHQWERV
EHRNKWGVUERWKELDEOYOUFREAKGETOFFFF!!!!!1111
QUICK, THE BODY WASH. I HAVE HIM RESTRAAAAAAAAAAAINED!
KELDEO? COME HERE LIL BRO. IT’S A SURPRISE.
BY TAKING A BATH IN THIS LAKE, YOU SHALL BECOME EVEN MORE NYANDESUSAMACHANNEKO-LIKE.
-whispers to Virizion-
WHAT DO WE DO ONCE HE’S INSIDE?
MIND YOU, I DO NOT EXACTLY DO WELL IN WATER.
DAMMIT. STOP BEING A NINJA AND POSTING BEFORE ME.
-POURS THE DOUBLE RAINBOW COLD RICE GRINDING STOMPER RARE CANDY BODY WASH ALL OVER KELDEO AND ACCIDENTALY EVEN VIRIZION-
OH FU-
OH FU-
WHAT THE-
KELDEO STOP MOVING. LOOK AT WHAT YOU’VE DONE TO YOUR SISTER!
ERBGVUENBUOW TURRDAKION.
IT’S AN INEFFICTIOVE BATCH DAMNIT. GET THE ROPE.
OKAY SIS.
-TIES UP KELDEO-
NOW. LET’S DROWN HIM IN THE LAKE!
OH SHI-
YUBVERWBVEUIWVN UVNQEFBBV THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE!?!?!?!?
*sips tea*
…RUN, BROTHER, RUN. DON’T LET HIM HAVE THE SHOTA.
…Ignore that last comment. Now, untie the sho- your brother. Don’t make me do the same to you too. *kicks Virizion*
DON’T TRY TO FIGHT BACK.
BROTHER, COBALION, HE’S-
COBALIDIOT?! WHERE.
…Right here, little brother.
I’ve been watching…waiting…
OH FU-
*INSERT CURBSTOMPBATTLEHERE*
I think you’ve learned your leasons.
*picks up Keldeo*
Now, now, they can’t get you in MY bedroom…
…ugh…I… hate… Cobalion…that…shota loving…basterd…he comented..use…ing…my…a…ccont… *faints*
*poke* Did he kill you? That would be unfabulous.
Of course not! Don’t be silly! -collapses-
Damn him… Damn that Cobalidiot!
…D-did you hear… what he said… to… the weeabo?
It’s going…to haunt…my dreams…for weeks…
D-Don’t remind me… I cannot… unhear…
Btw, look at this vid my friend made :U
Ok, that cheered me up.
..Oh dear Arceus. Do you hear that?
Hear what? I don’t hear anything. Especially not the noises coming from Cobalidiot’s bedroom. No. I don’t. I don’t. I DON’T.
-curls up in a ball and shakes-
Canot unsee… Cannot unhear…
*copys*
LALALA C-CA-CA-CAN’T HEAR A-ANYTHING EA-EATHER.
*mindless muttering*
IT’S COMPLICATEEED, IT ALWAYS IIISS~
-cannot hear anything else-
LETS RUN AWAY~ INTO THE NIGHT. OR DAY.
AND ASK LANDORKUS TO ADOPT US.
I’M WITH YOU, SISTER.
-runs-
Maybe he’ll give us advice on how to deal with- I don’t even want to think about them ;n;
*RUNS FABULOUSLY*
I know that this makes me a bad person, but I don’t feel bad leaving the Keldeeabo back there.
Neither do I. In fact, I am quite saddened by the fact that we failed to drown him.
I know that i shou-
*trips*-YBVHBNLWU!
*hits head*
*passes out*
No! Virizion! Wake up!
…Damn it, sis!
-le picks up and carries on back-
*snort* IRWVNRIOWVN-by the tits of Pod…!
*snort* Podgetoffthetree-huh?
Why do I only see Cobalidiot and Keldeo-chan’s comments now? I didn’t see them before O.o’
-pats Virizion-
Sis, we gotta go back.
What?
Why?
I demand revenge.
Are we still gonna drown Kelde-Wait. He’s a water type. FFFFFFFFFFFFFF-
He will still drown in the lake of DOUBLE RAINBOW COLD RICE GRINDING STOMPER RARE CANDY BODY WASH!!
…Let’s drown Cobalidiot too.
Gladly ¬.¬
And you’d still have to find the REAL old-ass idiot with Alzheimer’s.
And I’m not adopting you guys.
*insert pleading here*
That’s not going to work.
-insert puppy look and bribing here-
I’m not one to give in.
-brings out a HUGE book of Yaoi pictures-
Would this work? ô.e
*takes a peek and sees a Black x Cheren picture* Not with that in it.
OMG I LOVE BI-POLAR LANDORKUS!!!
Panel 3 = truth
Well, I bet Tornadus will be worse. Want to know why? Because the next gym leader is Skyla~ The Sex Goddess. :D
HAHAHAHA, God, the first time I saw the kami-trio in serebii I had that kind of odd-disturbed-digusted-disfigured like expression, but thanks to this comic I love them XD, especially the ground-kami XD
Man, totally agree with Landorus, Siblings = Unwanted pains in the ass. Specially the little ones. *Glares at younger brother* ……. I think that this made me like him SO much more considering I hated him to begin with. =3=b
I lol’d so hard at Landorkus’ rant xD
and here we go with tardnatus
Tornerdeuce.
BROTHER, Y U NO GET MY NAME RIGHT!?
BECAUSE I GAVE YOU A NEW ONE.
XDDD
….U ANGRY BRO HUH U RAGIN!!!!!!?????
U MAD?
Apparently, he is.
Oh sweet—
Landorus. Your pain.. I feel it.
I’ve got two little brothers too and they’re both so.. painfully… stupid ;^;
LANDORUS IS JUST EPIC!!! XD
Great job!! :D
I knew this would update while I was away….I knew it.
Anyway, I love Landorus XD That facepalm made me laugh so hard. and the “I HATE MY LITTLE BROTHERS” panel. Yay foreshadowing!
Landorus makes me happy now
Sorry, Landorus.. though he’s a bit silly, I’ve gotta say that THUNDERUS IS THE MOST AWESOME OF THE 3! WOO! *high-5’s Thunderus* I’m not sure who’d be second.. I’ve still gotta see Tornadus and his badness. XD
I was laughing so loud my big sis(who was in my room watching tv, for some reason I don’t know) started to stare at me oddly D:
Pffft…I absolutely adore Landorus’s outbursts. XD
This conversation is beyond hilarious.
Now what we need is tao trio, Victini and Genesect. Hilarity Ensues.
DUDE LANDORUS
I’M SUPPOSED TO BE DOING HOMEWORK AND KEEPING MY READING THIS COMIC INSTEAD A SECRET
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DO THAT WHEN YOU MAKE ME LAUGH SO HARD
AND THUNDURUS IS ALMOST AS BAD.
i feel you landorus. i feel you.