Elesa’s heard that before coughcoughhinthint
The next episode will probably be happier;;
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You are so evil. <3 This angst is delicious. <3 Thank you for heartache. <3 *cough*isoundlikesuchamasochistbut*cough* the lines in this part were beautiful and I could strangle you for this unexpectedly depressing fin. <3
Woah.
Woooaaaaahhh.
I approve.
tears
are flowing
down my face.
I don’t know what my feelings are doing anymore. I just. I CAN’T. THIS ANGST IS TOO PERFECT. I AM A MASOCHIST OBVIOUSLY. This entire episode has made me weep, either from excitement or heartache. You are wonderful. <3 I love how the lighting in that last frame uses darker colors than normal. So depressing. ;__;
BRB crying manly tears.
i vote that Kcalb comes back and stays
Well… maybe not ‘stay’, but I agree with the coming back!
Well…..that’s a spirit breaker.
Should I be trying to supress my whimpers, or is it okay to let them o-out…
…
*bawls*
hnnnnngh
crossdressing /and/ creepy stuff?
we should get married.
;_; why, black?
Inb4 Etihw appears too :O
Oh dear, I seem to have made quite a mess.
Oh, and apparently I died. Yeah.
Looking back, this was to be expected. I feel sorry for whoever has to clean up my corpse, though.
Now someone fetch me an energy root. I need to be brought back so that some idiot can shove me into a pokeball and eventually help awaken Landorkus.
+ 1000 brownie points
I liked Kclab…
No way… Don’t make him die ! D:
Nooo Black ;_;
You havnt confessed your feelings to N or had babies with him, OR EVEN GONE ON THE FERRIS WHEEL WITH HIM.
This update tastes so good, the masochists within me is smiling so bad.
Maybe he just has a status problem, or fainted…
WHY DO YOU MAKE SUCH DELICIOUS ANGST???!!!
Where’s Missingno?
WHERE IS MISSINGNO?! WE NEED YOU FOR A MIRACLE!
HOLY CRAP SOMEBODY CALL HIM NOW. BLACK (and kcalb) MUST LIVE.
“I’m useless…” TT_____TT
“Why does everything have to keep going wrong? This isn’t funny anymore.” TTwwwwTT
Angsting yet loving this so hard.
;;;3;;;; nuuuuuuuuu. Black. ;;^;;
Silly Joy, Heal Pulse doesn’t work on humans.
Or… does it?
Ok, I know we’re all upset about Black…
But am I the only one worried about if Missingno is ok?
Missingno is indestructible.
Missingno is a no-go because he(?)’s gone missing.
Nooooo…!
This is too sad! You can’t…!
My heart’s crying!
…
Joy’s pink powers effects are love to me.
Black NUUUUUU T_T
-cries in corner-
…
-sniffles-
….but I liked Kcalb °3°
-cries more-
What are these drops of water from my eyes. Why won’t they stop? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME!!!!!!!!!
aaa..aasskds; when did such a funny comic get so serious and /awesome/ and /epic/ ;__;
I’ve been wondering the same thing!
Calling it now.
Kcalb comes back and is psychotic…ally attracted to N.
Oh god that would kill me with joy.
OH YES.
NINA APPROVES.
That would be so wonderful I can’t even
I just can’t
But don’t die, Regular Black! ;_;
That would be epic, but wouldn’t Kcalb think N is a wimp? Because he doesn’t approve of the “liberation” process and all…
But that means we can have rape!
-shot-
I mean… Aggressive seme Kcalb v_v
@Nina-Nyan Ooh, I like your…choice of words there. :3
Lovely.
sexy.
Well, he HAS been described as a yandere…
BLACK BETTER BE OK.
Where else would we get our delicious snarkiness?? D:
asdfghjkl;’ THIS CLIFFY IS WORST THAN LAST WEEK. NO BLACK, DON’T DIE. *flails about in distress*
My sadism allows me to enjoy this suffering while keeping a dry eye. SUFFER, N. SUFFERRRRR.
8D
I second that, doll. And look at the Thundurus blood there.
Delicious.
I DO NOT LIKE YOU.
Ohh…poor N…I reaaaally hope Black is okay, and that he’s not mad at N… /depressingthingsarethemostfuntoread
I…I am shocked. I read this prior to leaving for school, and I was on the verge of tears on the bus. Y SHO MUCH PAIN, ~BLACK?!
Even though I was heartbroken for such a promising Monday, it amazes me that one artist can affect so many people. ~Black, I am looking forward to seeing an update. Very soon. And just a general thank you to creating such a wonderful comic series. ♥
I just actually said a keyboardsmash out loud because
asdfghjkl;
this is awesome and amazing and so are you.
S-seriously, this is such a neat twist and heartbreaking and I love you and aaaah, you deserve lots and lots of keyboardsmashes. asdfghjkl;
I sure hope the next episode will be a little happier, or we’ll all end up crying. :c
And ffffs, Joy’s Heal Pulse is so adorable.
For a second, I thought Black’s face was in N’s crotch.
Right, Black’s dead. Joy will now go jump of the nearset building, and N the widow will follow.
Hot fucking dammmmmmn
Oh god, that scared me. That ‘Fin’ at the bottom. I was, like, YOU CAN’T END IT THIS WAY.
IT WON’T END THIS WAAAAY
*Chants to self* We were a third of the way through on episode 10. We were a third of the way through on episode 10. The main character can’t die before the halfway point. The main character can’t die before the halfway point.
If we were a third of the way through on episode 10, that would mean 30 episodes total. The halfway point would then be episode 15.
Which is next episode.
Your mantra is invalid.
I said the main character can’t die *before* the halfway point and that halfway point has not yet been reached.
Positing a total of 30 episodes, the exact middle (15/30 = 1/2 = .5) of the comic will be directly after Episode 15 ends but before Episode 16 begins, and we are at the end of Episode 114 (14/30 = 7/15 = .466666… )
This point in the comic’s continuity is thus still BEFORE half the comic has been completed, ergo my mantra is completely valid, ergo Black is ONLY MOSTLY DEAD.
*YEAAAH MEANINGLESS SIMPLE ARITHMATIC DUMP! AND PETTY ARGUING OVER SEMANTICS IN THE VAIN HOPES THAT BLACK WILL SURVIVE!*
CHOCOLATE MAKES IT GO DOWN SMOOTHLY!
*fistbump*
*comes out of lurking*
Oh my god, Black why did you do this to us? ;; I CAME HOME FROM SCHOOL HOPING FOR AN UPDATE BUT AJSDAK I DIDN’T EXPECT SUCH A SAD ONE. I am in tears.
-sniff sniff- NOOOOS N is crying! and it’s a cliffy!
I’ve been following this comic for a long time, but this is the first time I’ve ever commented on it….and I must say…
THAT WAS SO EPIC ;A;
PLEASE UPDATE SOON! GYAHHH <3
Nooooooooooo what have you doooooooone?? THE TEARS THAT LAST PANEL IS HEARTWRENCHING
First time I comment, as well…
Where’s my ferris wheel?
Where’s my double-date with the germans?
Also Kcalb didn’t do anything wrong. It’s all Thunderpuss’s fault.
Oh yeah, thanks for the great comic, too!
OMG IT’S KCALB. I think he should make some of those ‘sweet’ pickup lines to White. They’re always hilarious.
i think kcalb and etihw should go on a date. they’re perfect for each other, no?
Black died………. maybe he’ll be revived by true love’s kiss?
THIS IS A THEORY I CAN GET BEHIND.
Oh please, please, please. :’D
Somehow I see N
kissing“reviving” Black through some convoluted plan to get White to do so.AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA YES
OH MY GAWD THIS IS ALL SO FAMILIAR. AHHHHHH. /dammit Reflections…
BLAAACK DON’T DIE! D8
/Shawn’s theory rules
fdajgadagdfagafddagdfagafdgsagfadfadwrehgdfaognfdaogheroagj
Blaaaaaack! I love you!!!!
BLAAAAAAAACK! DDDDDD:
USE THE MAX REVIVE OR CHERENS CHRISTMAS GIFT
ENERGY ROOT, IDIOT.
And while they do that, maybe they’ll give me one.
IS IT BAD THAT I FIND THIS SEXY
Nope.
Sleeping Beauty scene, Y/Y? *O* /shot
Oh god hnnnng this will be so hard to wait for ;________;
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
huzzah for update~
YOU AND YOUR HINTS.
WHAT WHAT WHAT.
THIS. WHAT. WHAT IS THIS I DON’T EVEN.
Black, you’re trolling us all. Right? Right?!
/panic mode activated.
Black noooo ;A;
N, quick, give him CPR or somethin’!!! DX
I feel pretty bad for poor bloody, broken Thundurus over there, all alone and possibly dead. Not even Elesa cares (but why would she?)
PFFFT.
Are you teling/hinting to us that Arti/Artie was ina a relationship with Elesa?
B-B-But Arti is the ideal gay and Elesa screams as a lesbian. ;3;
Anywho, I hope Thundurpus is okay, cause as much as he is a super derp, I don’t want him or Black to die.
Joy…poor baby. You’re not useless. ;~~;
That’s why they were together! Perfect disguise relationship!
I always figured Elesa’s bi because she’s Lady Gaga and everyone says Lady Gaga is bi because of Poker Face…Did that just make any sense at all? :\ So many comments, my vertical scroll is already out of whack.
I like your logic.
It’s stated somewhere in game canon that Arti has unrequited feelings for Elesa.
Personally, I see Arti as bi. Of the flaming, anything-that-moves variety.
QAQ BLAAACCKKK
OH GAH I LOVE THIS TOO MUCH.
THIS IS JUST TOO AMAZINGLY EPIC AND AHHHHHH.
HOW COULD THIS END THIS WAY–I LOVE IT.
HNNNNNNNNNNNG.
HE GONNA TURN INTO KCALB NOW.
(also, N should get a ranger stylus. to share his feeling with pokemon.)
WHAT DO YOU MEAN ‘FIN’?!
grrr can’t wait ’til next installment!
Guys, chill. “Fin” is at the end of every chapter to mark it’s end.
@ N-Harmonic
(Just because the damned reply button seems to be gone)
The choice of words~
It’s the best >w>
-goes into fangirl mode-
Well shit… ;_;
Ooooh, cliffy! I’m thankful that my inner sadist help me not to bawl over this. Still, Black better be okay. I’ll be all B| if he’s dead.
;____________;
Jodie: And now your DA avatar makes sense. ^ ^
I really hope everything works out! I squea’d at the last panel and all it’s angsty fluff, but the blood on the side made me giggle a little. …….I don’t think that’s healthy…..meh. I wanna see what happens when Black wakes up! I have a feeling that he’s ok, and that’s why heal pulse didn’t work. > < I hope I'm right!
I actually shed a tear at the end. So sad…and dramatic…wait…is that’s Thunderus’ beat up ass?
No, thankfully it’s just the roller coaster car.
My ass is a cloud.
DOES THAT LOOK LIKE A CLOUD TO YOU?
Also, it’s missing my awesome tail.
That’s cos Black beat the hell out of you and pulled off your tail. And haven’t you ever wondered what was under the cloud?
Kclab didn’t pull anything, just brutally maimed.
As for what’s under my cloud…it’s…ANOTHER CLOUD!
Made of wooly fur-like hairs. And a pair of drums.
>The next episode will probably be happier;;
Oh thank Arcues, I don’t think I can take much more of this, Black DDD’:
You know, I check this site all the time to get a nice chuckle, and I get on to find this.
Now I am sad.
.
.
.
I still love it though.
CRYFOREVERPLZ
Hmmmmmmm, how do you pronounce “Kcalb”?
I always thought Kcalb was pronounced like “call-buh.” But maybe it’s “Kok-Calb.”
I always say “Kay-Calb”. I may be wrong though.
I’ve been pronouncing it as K-call-buh. Probably way off, but I hope it helps.
I’ve been pronouncing it “k-calb”, with a stuttery sound.
I’ve always pronounced it “Kall-buh”, but yeah, it’s a bit of a weird word to pronounce
I was just pronouncing it as Kaaalb, as the reverse of the pronunciation of Black.
I have the K and C as the same sound: Kalb
I just turn around so I’m not facing the computer screen and say “Black”.
^ We have a winner.
(Oh god I am so late but who cares)
Well, I just go all “KALB” which is rather confusing. Seen in German, Kalb is a young cow.
uuuh…
I’ve been pronouncing it “klab”.
I’ve been saying Kay-Calb
Everything is beautiful and everything hurts
but in a good way
o_o Now I’m crying in class and my teacher is talking about the PSN network and I really look like a fool.
My body was not ready.
Now the power of love and pokemon will bring Black back to life~
A question comes to mind. Black, about what’d you say MISSINGNO’s level is?
I mean, aside from what it was at the beginning, unless it’s still the same.
*In b4 somebody’s Vegeta impersonation*
Must… resist… urge…
IT’S OVER 9000!!!
WHAT 9000!?!?!?!?
THERE’S NO WAY I COULD’VE SURVIVED!
You see, I really should have seen that coming. But I didn’t. Because I was serious. *akward silence*
And those replies were serious.
Missingno.’s level can vary from anywhere between 0 and9999 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999.
Therefore, over 9000 is most likely an accurate assumption.
nooooo black whyyy
UPDATE THIS
OR YOUR EMAIL WILL BE FILLED WITH NOTICES
OF ME POSTING ALL OVER
THIS DAMNDED FUNNY SITE
…………….. wake up kiss, p l e a s e ?
I hate you for all those cliff hangers
But they are what make the comic so much more enjoyable. 0:
Wow, Black just came out of a bloody rampage and fell unconscious, Thundurus is a bloody pulp, N and Joy are angsting, MissingNo. is no where to be seen and even Elesa seems to feel bad over all of this. Holy. Freaking. Crap. *applauds while wiping away tears of joy for such an awesome comic and tears of sadness for this depressing ending*
Ffff, I’m so conflicted. This is breaking my heart, but part of me is still trying to switch over from the rush of “OH MY GOD TWIST” that really shouldn’t make me feel happy, because Blaaaaaack ;_; and and and
…ohwow this update happened yesterday, oops.
N should kiss him better. or White. or both. actually, I like that last idea >w>
so does this mean its over?!!! NOOOOO!!!!!!
Until it sleeps… Fucking Metallica… That juust makes me wanna cry more. Sad end.
Thanks to you I’ve discovered that song and it’s your fault that now I’m histerically crying T_T
Nuuuu…Black!
Though I have been trying to figure out what part of Thundurus that is in the corner. o.O
MOOD WHIPLASH!
Hey maybe Heal Pulse didn’t work because Black’s not hurt? Maybe he was just drained and exhausted from turning into Kcalb so now he’s out like a light?
Ya mean he fainted?
Because that sounds like fainting to me.
NOOOOO!!! BLACK!!! T_T DON’T DIE B4 N GETS THE CHANCE TO KISS YOU OR MORE!!!
*Stops cheering* You wouldn’t! You can’t kill Black! I refuse to believe this comic is anywhere near over!!!
Watch Elesa pull some magic shit out of her ass and make him come back to life, I mean she didn’t do anything this whole chapter and she kept defending herself to be capable of no protection. Herp Derp.
That’s what I was expecting to see, haha.
She gonna fart da thundah awl ovuh da town…?
Wait…That’s MY job!
SHE’S GOING TO STEAL /MY/ THUNDHURR!?
Ah the angst is so tasteful. Poor Black, he is going to be so confused. Aww Joy you aren’t useless you are very helpful! And N it’ll get better D: I love how Elesa is just standing there XD, ah hopefully a silver lining chapter will come next!
Elesa probably is going to use her Emolga to shock Black back to life. *gets slapped in the face for terrible guess*
That’s quite possible, actually XD
Well, in my opinion xD
yay! X3
I saw this update the day it came out and AUGH I’M STILL SPAZZING OVER THE CLIFFHANGER
BLACK NOOOOO (but maybe he’s just asleep, yup)
I like the fact that no one’s guessed Elesa’s heard that line from Alder, since it’s, well, canon that he’s angsting about the death of his partner <<
I kinda don’t want Thundurus to be deadAh! That’s a very good idea. I wonder if it is Alder she’s thinking of.
…Speaking of, it makes me a little crazy that we don’t know who his starter was. >.> Possibly another Volcarona?
Oh… I just assumed it was something about the possibly-ex-relationship with Arti that was hinted about… (Lenora let slip something about it during that Vokit conversation, IIRC.)
I like this theory better though! :”o (the parallel would be very worrying though, instead of, y’know, shippy)
/puts squirtle-squad leader’s (stolen) sunglasses over derpy-eyes
Yo.
When do you think one dies?
When one’s flesh is pierced by the bullet of a rifle? No.
When one’s body is ravaged by an incurable disease? No.
When one eats a soup made of poisonous mushrooms? No!
When one is brutally beaten and maimed by some creepy psychopath to the point that they can no longer bleed because their blood is all over the area!? NO!
One dies…when one is forgotten.
WHAT.
IT ENDS RIGHT THERE?! N-NO!
I’ve spent three days reading ALLL of the chapters. And this happens to be the page that I’m stuck at. T___T -sniffle.-
Aww. Noes. Poor black. Poor N. Poor Joy. Everyone’s sad now. I hope they get better soon.(I also hope N and Black finally get together soon.)
Oh.
N. DON’T CRY, BRO. °^°
I’ve been checking for an update several times a day since I read this. I need to see what happens next!
I just read every episode in the past like 4 hours… Maybe not even that.. This is epic.. -nosebleed- xD
I keep expecting for there to be some kind of sudden romance beween Black and either White or N or two of the other characters like Bel starts trying to make some kinda move on N or something…..
lol I think I may be too into this……… ^_^
‘Tis but a scratch!
No it isn’t!
It’s just a flesh wound!
B:”I think I’m fine, really.”
N:”NEVER REAR BLACK!!!I WILL AVENGE YOUR DEATH!!!”
B:”No, really, I think I can get up…”
N:”SO LONG, MY DEAR BLACK!!!!”
Nice long Monty Pithon reference.
R&J?
Mercutio?
If not then this is awkward.
I shall now BLEED ON YOU until you die!
I’ve had worse.
*cues drumroll*
DAMMIT. [/tries to keep away manry tears] I wasn’t supposed to comment at ALL, but this called for it! ; A ;
….
Why do I find the blood amusing? TT A TT; I WANNA CRY, BUT I WANNA LAUGH TOO.
I HAET YOU.
DO YOU ENJOY MY BLEEDING?
YOU ARE A DISSAPOINTMANT TO EVERYTHING.
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF!
poor N. ;A; now, kiss your prince, and awaken him. >:3
WH-WH-WH-WH–
I just. I just spent my entire day reading this because it’s freaking amazing and I get to this, and I’m thinking, “OH MAN THIS IS GONNA BE SO EPIC.” Only then there wasn’t a “next” button and I was like “Oh man what a time to catch up” and then
and then “FIN”
And I
I don’t
AAAAAAAAH