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Poor Black. The unwilling homosexual. Also, do I detect a ferris wheel next week? Hmmmmmm?
YESSSS
As long as N is unhappy, I refuse to let Black have happiness!
Poor N. Black doesn’t even care. Breaks my heart to see him so sad. I think that Black is just trying to come to terms with the fact that he’s in love with… an older man. But he better come to those terms fast, before the Ferris Wheel scene!
I think Belle and Cheren should ride it too
Tōya and N were both designed to look of an age between 16 and 18. Is not THAT old.
I officially love Ingo and Emmett now. But wait, ‘novone died ZHIS time’….?
….Oh god, I can just imagine somebody using Blizzard or Fissure. I wonder how the subway bosses can survive those battles…. O_O”
Because they are awesome. And German. And Quantum Physics.
I’VE BEEN ENLIGHTENED.
That explains me surviving school/everything. /almost got run over by a car on the SIDEWALK today
/Bows
Is because they were triplets
I wonder how many were killed at the hands (or rather pokemon) of these two.
I am happy. double date. YES
dur hur “and no one died this time”
And Black is back to being sought after by older men. All is right with the world.
Also! I don’t know if you’ve checked it at all, but the site has officially surpassed that porn one. -throws confetti-
Imma break out the pokeball pinata for this
Can I be invited to the party~? PIÑATA!
This requires a tea party with thematic tea cups and derpy Pods all round. <3
I approve of the Pods.
°v°
Oh Ingo, you make me laugh.
I can’t imagine how much harder it would be for Black to deny he is a women if Ingo and Emmet saw one of his transformation/costumes.
8D This is too great.
It can’t be too much longer~ We haven’t seen Black crossdress in Nimbasa yet!
There should be a rule that says Black must crossdress in every city.
Maybe in the musical
I sense crossdressing.
(Wait, is PedoHiker Andy gonna be there. oAo )
OH GOD OH GOD N WILL FLIP HIS SHIT.
please let that happen.
YES. Possessive N…fierce, adorable, and quite possibly heartwrenching. <3
Jelly N is best N.
these are tears running down my face
A DOUBLE DATE WITH THE SUBWAY BOSSES. THIS IS GOING TO BE EPIC AHHHHH w>
“Not by german standards” I think every german-peron stopped being honored there ^^’
Really? I wish I were German so I could feel patriotic over this entire arc. That line was just *GIGGLES*
Are you kidding me? Completely honored here. <3
Not at all! We Deutsch take great pride in our manry men.
Honestly, I fell off the couch laughing.
I mean, just look at our men, walking like MEN… … Lederhosen. harr harr. >o<
I can’t believe I was never unlazy enough to comment before.. and yes, actually, I’ve been camping here a few days and was here the second the comics began to be posted. I just had to leave to eat dinner, unfortunately, at the same instant. And I now love Ingo 100%
As hilarious and wonderful as your subway scenes have been, I just can’t stop thinking about poor N. Black’s running off and having these zany adventures with White when poor N needs him the most.
DAMMIT. GET WITH THE PROGRAM BLACK.
….I fully approve of this comic and all of it’s German and homosexual references.
Being German ourselves, My twin and I were highly disappointed when we battled through the subway yesterday and saw that the bosses weren’t as epically German as you make them. This comic is therefore, logically officially better than actual life. I DUB IT TO BE SO.
“Not by Deutsch standards” ….That line just made everything right in the world. You are henceforth god of the internet.
I agree. ^ ^
…..I can’t get to the bosses on the doubles subway…..TT TT Even though my audino is level 82……
We went through with my Electross and her Haxorus, earthquake was a nice cheap move since Electross has levitate XD levels don’t matter though, it levels you down to level 50..?
Haxorus wasn’t being trained at ze time, bruder..?
I used Krookodile xD cheap earthquake ftw
Haxorus vas ze second round..? I swear it vas Haxorus, ZHEN Krookodile you sent out..
If Black is not a boy by German standards… What does that make N?
N will always be adorable by any country’s standards.
Quoted for truth.
NOT BY DEUTSCH STANDARDS.
I don’t know what to say other than I loved all the new parts (and nearly started crying over N). I wasn’t expecting such a large update… But I’m not complaining! ^.^’ And now I’m going to plot how I’m going to kidnap N. >XD
I kept waiting for Emmet to go “check ’em” when going on about doubles…
I’ve been putting off posting on this ’cause I hopped on the bandwagon mid-series…but I can wait no longer.
*puts on sunglasses* I’m here to kidnap zeh fraulein.
And to say the comic is epiclyawesomeandFERRISWHEELSOON!!!
Dammit, now I can’t see the Subway Masters as anything OTHER thank German!
Also it better be ferris wheel tiem next episode! :D
i love how Ingo was holding Black’s hand and look him in the eye. Really cute, guys… really cute…
OH GOD BLACKXINGO IN MY HEAD FOREVER. *cough* aaaaaanyway. I LOVE IT! YOU ARE MY HERO! I can’t wait till next Wednesday! X3
Omg!
I loved it when White used surf, and you do get surf after figthing the gym leaader in Icirrus. Dem GERMAN TWINS
Everytime My dad sees them, he says either Twincest, Brocest, or Bro-Sex……..
And if Black isn’t a man to Germans, then I wonder……..
yes, i checked back everyday, every other few hours since last Saturday since i didn’t know you update Tuesdays(Wednesday afternoon, my time).
your comic is full of humor, and silly expressions and hilarity and those make me happyyyyyy! i may just go back and comment on some older pages because they are awesome. p:
and i like that N just seems attached to Black, and i will only find romantic type of attachment if i turn my head to the side and squint. *Oblivious in effect* and along with other N fans, i hope he cheers up soon. somehow. ;A; his issues are kinda.. really complicated and makes people want to hug him to make it better.
“You guys do realize I’m a dude, right?”
“Not by Deutsch standards.”
Comic freaking gold.
I… am so ridiculously pleased with this update. (And too lazy to comment on each part)
Aaah, German standards. They can turn everything on its head. Also, I don’t think I will ever see a Klinklang without imagining it with that face…
AT LEAST NO ONE DIRED THIS TIME?!
Oh.
OH.
NOW I WILL NEVER UNSEE BLACK IN A DIRNDL DRINKING AT THE OKTOBERFEST GODAMMIT (wth is a German standart? I know none)
*died
where is my spelling, I must have lost it.
I said it before, and I’ll say it again: VUNDABAR! Black, don’t resist. We all know you love going along with strange, older men.
HEH it’s actually WUNDERBAR. |3 (w=v sound is all, but with v, v=f sound)
BUT I AGREE LMAO Black is totally into stuff with STRANGER DANGER written all over it. :3c
A perfect combination between black and ingo.
xoxo
Also, I would so double date those men.
I am in love with Ingo and Emmett. HEEHEEEEE<3
“And no one died this time!”
Ahahahahaaaaaaaa oh god
I love the recurring theme of German stuff throughout this comment. auschtwixtiz … look it up. |:
SAJLDSLK frothing at the mouth in excite here. love this comic forever. ;;__;;
“And no one this time.”
Note the This Time.
And you thought it was extreme using earthquake at the Battle Tower.
Glad to see an update!! Awesome work on the German accents!! I’m of German decent and have still-very-German relatives, so I know exactly how they talk, and they talk just like that. ;P
I can’t wait for the Ferris wheel scene! I just hope Black stops being so unintentionally cruel soon. Poor N. ;n;
“Not by Deutsch standards.”
I support Ingo/Black now. Even if Black is a manwhore.
Oh, I really want to see this double date now. Please, please. Also, your Ingo and Emmet are amazing!
Black, just hurry up and admit you’re gay or bisexual or anything! You make N sad and sad N makes everyone on here sad. T_T
I just read all of your comics in one sit through. AND IT IS GORGEOUS. I love your comic. I love it. It has to be the most wonderful thing on earth. It is better than canon.
Lots of HNNNNNNNNGH-ing going on.
I love your Black and N and Joy and oh my god POD and everyone. I love every single one of your characters.
Why are you so awesome? Why? I’m procrastinating a lot of schoolwork because of this aaagh.
tl;dr: You’re awesome. I love you. Marry me. QAQ
@Lee
And I’m procrastinating on a lot of schoolwork drawing this;;;;
Glad you like~
*Waiting for next week* ARG!!! IT STILL IS’NT HERE, EVEN AFTER 30 SECONDS!!!
You’ve made me love two characters(Ingo and Emmet) that barely got any lines, personalities or characterization in the games. Thank you for giving them such LIFE~
Also, due to Joy I am now training a male Audino named Cindy and am going to be beating Ghetsis with him in the future. Hydreigon won’t see it coming.
Your comic is amaaaaazing ; u ;
time to refresh until next week /f5f5f5
run black! you always have problems with strange men! Run to N, he’ll save you. (AND CALL HIM BY HIS NAME/LETTER~)
Those four hanging out? Oh geez oh geez. When will it be next week?!
I’m imagining Meteor Mash now…
Lol, are you getting lazier or is it just my imagination? You know what I mean.
Ingo’s hand-holding makes me snrk, though. Good job.
N’S NOT GONNA LIKE THAT IF BLACK GOES OUT WITH ANOTHER STRANGE OLDER MALE FRIEND
IT’S LIKE THIS IS A HAREM ANIME BUT ALL THE VIABLE ROMANTIC OPTIONS ARE STRANGE OLDER MEN OR CHEREN WHO IS STRANGE BUT NOT OLDER OR A MAN.
‘S like it’s a harem anime, but all the viable romantic options are either strange older men or Cheren, who strange but neither older nor a man.
True, true
I love this comic * A* :T <3.
LOL. Black should stop resisting fate and pick who is his permanent older male friend is.
Ha ha oops I have been speliing Emmet’s name with two ts my bad. But gos those two I love them and Black is in denial that he is a girl, we all know it XD Jk. But really, that would be one weird double date.
But god poor N, I hope things better. MAKE IT BETTER BLACK, work your uh…FRIEND MAGIC! Y.Y
Ooooo~ next time is Ferris Wheel and Roller Coaster!
Can’t wait to see what you have planned~
I can’t wait to see how this turns out! A double date with the subway brothers would be hilarious, especially if N found out about it. I hope that he gets back to his old bipolar self soon.
“and nobody died this time” XDDDD wow its true, battles in a train??? XD
wow these people ONLY want to see the ferris wheel 030 they want yaoi
Black’s charm is still working, I see <3
I wonder if Alder will hit on him too or Cheren will win him first /shot
!!!!
I just realized, Emmet never said his classic greeting ‘I am Emmet’ X3!
They must have a great insurance plan to cover the destruction of the battle subway after every fight.
loooool c:
AHHHHHH I can’t wait for the next part! N IS SO SAD THIS IS HORRIBLE
holy balls I freakin’ love you forever
i wonder how will N reacts when he sees Black going on a date with Ingo.
I’m severely worried for Black……. I hope Ingo or Emmet doesn’t try to pull a fast…. something….. on him. And I can’t wait to see the ferris wheel scene!!!!
THIS WHOLE THING IS AMAZING. NEVER HAD SUCH A ROFL/LMAO MOMENT BEFORE I FOUND THIS COMIC. Thank you! <3
Wholy egads, they need to go on a double date. <3 <3
Mannn, if you don't draw it out, I will. So epic.
Blarg, I love you.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF, NOW I MUST WAIT FOR UPDAAAAAAAATES!!! ;^;
Oh man everyone beat me to the comments.
Anyways….
ASDSAFSAF. I can’t wait until next week Q_Q ./joy
Black, you aren’t a guy by my standards either
Why is it that every time I come on here there are at least ten new pages?
Not that I’m complaining, of course >w>
Black, you have lost your status as a man since episode 2.
What is it with people and the ferris wheel scene? Yes I do know what it means, but it’s not that good XD
Obviously, you’re not a fan of Shounen Ai.
And if you remember that is the moment were N reveal his true identity
aslkjfasf ;; THIS.
Oh Emmet and Ingo. You two are my favorites.
WHITE & BLACK~ <3
N is like, ;_;. No. Stop being sad, N. :c
*sets up camp and waits patiently for next week*
I love German. It’s the only language where Iris isn’t Iris.
BTW, is Lilia still allergic to orange juice?
n.kljfewhlöwkeFLGA
ALLERGIC TO ORANGE JUICE
Wait. Don’t tell me only…
GERMAN VERSION YOU HIPSTER *weeps loudly*
(Was that supposed to be bad or good?)
Sorry, I meant tea (did not do the research). You know, she died in chapter one?
Oh poor Iris. Actually, poor Black and N. If Iris really did die, then Drayden will get revenge one way or the other
this comic is absolutely epic on so many levels!
at first i wasn’t very interested, seemed dull and boring, but then it grew on me and is one of the greatest things EVER!
Wait a second….no one died “this time”?………….Ok, now I’m scared.
you think black would’ve learned his leason about strange, older men. but noooo….
yay~ i just discovered this comic today, i love it. and that picture at the beginning of the chapter made my day
Ahaha they totally need to do it. By the time I get a copy of grey/gray or whatever the third game to black and white is going to be called I’ll be disappointed that the real story line isn’t nearly as epic as yours! YES. I love how everyone thinks Black is a lady. But he’s so much hotter than a lady~! Well to me anyway. I think you’ve gotten me into shota. And into adventure time too.
NO, LEAVE N’S WAIFU ALONE! ;^;
…Or just whore Black out, lol
I named my audino Joy and my whimsicott Jesus now.
Here it’s Monday in a minute.
*sets up camp to wait for the new week’s update. °^°*
Where the heck are you? It’s only 6 pm here.
Europe o7 Unfortunately being early on America does not mean I get this comic earlier than you guys. *is left in despair*
BRB, FOREVER SHIPPING BLACK AND INGO NOW.
… I want to see their date xD *chuckle* I absolutely love these two brothers now!
Belatedly, I bought a Tabunne pokedoll. The next step is getting him a scarf.
Now I’m all ready to camp out for the next update~
I want one too now.
Is it too early to start camping?
Regardless.
*roasts marshmallows on an open Charmander*
-joins- Let’s gather round the Charmander and sing out Charmander song~ Our C-H-A-R-M-A-N-D-E-R Song~
It’s never too early!
*shuffles in and makes smores*
Let’s sing campfire songs!~
C-A-M-P-F-I– *shot*
Ah man, this is an awesome comic.
Keep up the good work while I suck at Pokemon Black!
Uuuuhhh uuuuhhhh -pokes ground with finger-
MayIgiveyouagift? -shot-
I know, I know, the gift section ain’t there fer no reason, but still, had to ask ^^;
-suddenly feels like an idiot-
.///.
OTHERTHANTHAT.
The comic is awesome. Sometimes, I just have to put away my laptop and roll on the couch (and end up falling on the floor), laughing xD
And then I wonder why I have blue spots all over my body o.o’
Ingo & Emmet – All I’m going to say is… •v•
….”And novone died zhis time.”
WHERE DO YOU GET THE IDEAS? XD
Keep up the good work~!!
-camps in corner-
ohandihopeididn’tfreakyououtwiththisunbelievablypointlesscomment.
@Nina-Nyan
haha, of course you don’t have to ask to give me a gift :>
glad you enjoy this~
Ahaha, good then ^u^
Thaaaarr you go~
http://yahijustlovedragons.deviantart.com/art/Black-205642316
The scanner killed it though ^^;
ZIS IS VUNDERBAR,
JAPANAlright, time to camp the hell out!
*Sets up tent*
*makes tea in thematic teacup*
*waits*
*pokes head out of own tent* Hey, you mind if I join you for tea while we wait ? I offer a flower chain in exchange for one o’ those delicious cups.
you guys have a tent?! no fairs! I’m camping out in a tree!
Of course you can have a teacup! Hearts-and-Ns or little flame-y things?
Hearts-and-Ns, of course ! Thanks <3
*Gathers plushies*
*Drinks Hot Chocolate out of personal Tea Set.*
*Hangs a Lampent up in her tent and starts knitting matching jumpers for N and Black*
Imagine if we could actually camp out for real together every week! :’D That would be amazing!
Methinks a camping party must become a tradition y/y?
needs moar Cheren
*started camping* C’mon c’mon, it’s Tuesday -according to German timezones. Stupid timezones.
I want a Professor Black and his apprentice Joy Triton already. °w°
*dies of her cold*
That makes N Flora, doesn’t it? The girly tagalong that just won’t go away?
aioötgupailekfsf NEVER UNSEE
OH GOD
I LOVE YOU
we can’t wait, black!
Is it bad that I’m reading all these comments in a German accent?
You too?!?!?
@Omnis
I’VE BEEN READING EVERYTHING IN GERMAN ACCENTS LATELY.
mwaharhar. i love this comic! xD
it is destined to be great! i stated to read it on sunday night. and i’m already through.
damn. yeah, holidays. bet you’d need those too. :(
btw… those gifts? e-mailed fanart to you? i might do some. tehehehe. ^///^
Tōya is not amused :’D
Won’t be long now, fellow campers.
*roasts a few marshmallows over Reshiram’s tail*
It’s a wonder that those don’t burn. *roasts some as well*
Also! Tea and cookies anyone? 8D
I’ll have some! *holds up bag of chocolate, gramm crackers, and marshmallows* who’s up for smors?
TEA! *eyes get sparkly* Please tell me you have oolong!
Chai and chocolate digestives?
If the twins give Black and White to Ghe-HITLER for experimentation, I will seriously love you forever.
I have this weird thing where I keep imagining Ingo’s voice as Germany’s from Hetalia.
Aw man, I can’t wait til the next update!
And also, poor Black. The regular butt monkey of the comic, huh? :3
Not by deutschen Standarts.
EPIC
JUST
EPIC
I somehow think of Emmet speaking like Austria in the Hetalia-Dub…
askdbskdcbef
You must link me. To Australia’s dub, that is.
And of course Black’s a girl by “Deutschen” standards.
o 7 o
So many of our men are prettier than our women.
Germany’s Next Top(f)model (with ‘f’ it translates into “pot”)
There are no Kangaroos in Austria
I know only the Japanese (subbed) and US version of Hetalia
lmfao thatlast panel KILLED me!! i swear i almost fell off my chair XDDDD
Ah ha ha ha, poor Black. I’m laughing too loud. It’d be funny if the ‘Subvay’ bros. had their own transformation sequence like Black and N, and fought by summoning trains out of nowhere and smashing everything.
This is what I thought of when I saw this.
Hibert: So this is an average day for you then?
Emmet: No doubt.
Hilbert: You crash the Subway and die.
Emmet: HECK YEAH!
Hilbert: And I think you said something about eating your parts?
Emmet: Nope.
Hilbert: Actually, I’m pretty sure you did.
Emmet:…
I am Emmet.
Hilbert: Yeah. I got that. You say that, like, 400 times a day.
Emmet: I am Emmet.
Hilbert. Yeah, yeah, I got it.
Emmet: I am Emmet.
AND THE COMIC IS CALLED “LIKE A BOSS”, TO BOOT!
OMG! N is moping around while Black is going on a double date! What a jerk!!!