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XYVENTURES 
C-could it be?!?!?Im first!!
Could it be?!?!?!
Someone actually gives a shit about being FIRST!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
I swear you’re a troll sometimes. Ah well, that wouldn’t surprise me due to Thunderous’ attitude in this comic. XD
Why u gotta be so mean to me?Q~Q
Being first is meaningless when you care about being first.
Because people who care about being first are nothing but idiots. Usually they don’t even count, and the real “first” goes to the first person not to give a shit about being first.
Q~Q y-you didnt have to be mean about it!!
Aww, It’s okay. People can just be mean sometimes. Sometimes it’s intentional and sometimes it’s just the way they are. Don’t let it get to you, alright? -hugs you-
Shooshooshoosh. We forgive you. v.v
*Hugs Volcarona* ..You’re not the only one who’s had to deal with that. You don’t have to apologize for anything. Tch! He really should just let people have their fun. First is first, no matter how you look at it.. some people are just excited to be first! He’s obv. mass jelly anyway, since he claimed that “real “first” goes to the first person not to give a shit about being first.” XD
High-five to Thundhurrus!
Volcarona: BECAUSE I AM ME. Y U NOT KNOW THAT?
Blaziken: Except I’m obviously not the first person not to give a shit about being first. Y U NO SEE THAT?
Altaria: HOW DO 5 IF U NO HANDS?
FINE. HIGH THREE. *LIFTS FOOT*
Sleep is for the weak. Comics are for the strong. And since at this moment, for the first time. EVER. I may claim first.
GOD CHAINSAWING DAMMIT.
Ya,you mad bro?*Volcarona trollface*
ANGUISH.
FAILURE IS THE ONLY OPTION FOR THIS WEEABOO.
We decided above that V’s didn’t cound cuz he’s an ass.
WHY HELLO THERE.
HELLO. HOW ARE YOU?
Black is only embarrased about his name when he’s introducing himself to black people.
If that was my name I’d be embarrassed all the time.
But I still can’t decide if it’s worse than Hilbert…
Hilbert has an awesome meaning, it means “Magnificent in battle”.
And this is the name of a POKEMON TRAINER.
Umm… he had no problem introducing himself to lenora… and she’s kind of black ._.
Yes, he did, actually.
You also notice how Dirk is about two feet taller then him and has a six pack.
What are you implying? >_>
I’m implying that there’s no way Black can compete with that.
He got DAT BODY! XD
Oh, it’s not Hiker Andy.
I can’t say I’m disappointed though :DDDD
Called it.
THIS IS UNFORTUNATE, BUT THOSE DREADLOCKS…..
DAMN HE’S HOT. :D
…You know when I came on the color page I then had to stare at for twice as long~ XD
*KICKS* AWAY WITH YOU, SMEARGLE/DITTO.
YOU FOOL NO ONE.
>> *sighs* Zekrom… chill. It happens. Uhm.. Hi, other Zekrom ^^ I’m really sorry but we already have a commenter under that name… hrm- I think we don’t have a Ho-Oh or Lugia though..?Hrm.. Those are the only two I can think of.. >>;
DANCER DIRK?
Well this will be interesting, and unexpected seein how everyone ships her and Ace Trainer Austin.
But now that I think about it, Dirk is the kind of friend Hilda would have more than Austin (he looks too animu moe).
Ooh, I didn’t expect Dirk. :o Austin seems to be the most popular of Hilda’s male dates, followed by Martin.
I noticed that too. And I don’t get why. Austin is a wimp and Martin doesn’t do anything but cough. I guess the only problem with Dirk is that he’s kind of patronizing since he “doesn’t expect you to be so tough, because you’re cute” or something. Other than that he seemed really cute to me. ‘xD
(But I still like Aurora best.)
Oh man I forgot who Dirk was. Damnit I need to replay Pokemon Black. Haha I love that even in the uncoloured pannels, Dirk is darker than Black (that sort of sounded weird).
..DIRK!
I bet Dirk put the moves on White. ….Get it?
HELL YES. EXACTLY AS I HAD HOPED AND PRAYED
F*** YEAH DIRK
I TOTALLY CALLED THAT ONE XD
FFFFFFUUUU….
Dirk~ :D
Cuba from hetalia! thats insane!
You’re right, it is him! Maybe a few centuries younger then present Cuba, but it’s definately him!
Now where is Canada?
XD Oh man your right!
…
Okay, so it’s not Emmet.
DAMMIT, EMMET!!!!
A WILD DIRK HAS APPEARED
Gotta say I didn’t see that coming. BUT I’M HAPPY WITH IT ANYWAY.
DIRK LOOKS LIKE THOSE DANCER TRAINERS.
THAT’S BECAUSE HE IS ONE OF THOSE DANCER TRAINERS.
I keep saying ‘dirp’ instead of ‘dirk’. That’s the kind of failure I am.
Ohonhon. *rubs claws together* Somone darker then Black? Good choice.
DANNGGG BLACK! That’s good game, already.. XD
:D It’s the hot black guy.
Yes, I think he’s hot. Don’t judge me! >:/
8D YOU DID A GREAT JOB DRAWING THAT BOD, BLACK. MMMPH. I never would have guessed her friend was going to be one of the dancers. Lol I feel stupid now.
out of your league Black.
I should have known it was Dirk I kind of thought maybe but I didn’t!!!!!!! D8 D8 D8
Mhmm, helloooooo Dirk~ I do miss riding the Ferris wheel with you <33 (and another awkward introduction for Black lol lD))
And just to point out the obvious- he has a very nice six-pack going on. They should’ve made Dirk shirtless in the game *drools* (he does appear during the summer anyway, right? Correct me if I’m wrong cause I dont remember)
Dirk appears during the spring; Austin appears during the summer.
*has played this game too much*
Oh hi, there
Hi, my name is-
Huh?
My name is-
Who?
My name is- *chika chika* Black…
It just doesn’t work…
lol Black’s screwed
I have the weirdest boner right now.
I just love the name Dirk, hehe Homestuck :D
I love this comic so much, keep going!
Daaaaaaaamn, Dirk is hot.
O___O He’s so tall…….
Dancer Dirk? I kinda liked Rich Boy Martin better. I actually met him the first time I came back to the Ferris wheel.