Huzzah!
Next episode will contain Tower of Heaven (yeah I’m going with that name) shenanigans with Cheren and Alder.
Happy early Thanksgiving even if you don’t celebrate it!
I feel like I should make a new poll, but I don’t know of what…
NEW POLL DECIDED!
ALA (CA) – Jan 27-29
KawaiiKon (HI) – Mar 2-4
Wondercon (CA) – Mar 23-25
AN (CANADA) – May 25-27
A-kon (TX) – Jun 7-10
Anime Expo (CA)- Jul 5-8
EVO (NV) – Aug 3-5
San Japan (TX) Aug 31- Sep 2
Kumoricon (OR) Oct 26-28
Dakucon (CO) Nov 9-11
Anime NYC (NY) Nov 16-18
I do not own nor claim ownership of Pokemon, Panty and Stocking, or whatever else I parody. This webcomic should not be taken seriously. I will not be held responsible if this turns you gay. The first two episodes were directed by /vp/. I’m sorry that I don’t respond to every single comment because sometimes I don’t know what to say besides a thank-you or a derp response. Also, I don’t want to answer any questions that would spoil my comic.
This comic is intended for a mature audience. There is strong language, violence, and sexual content.
THANK YOU IN ADVANCE.
XYVENTURES
N… I saw it too. Don’t cry about it.
N dont lie, you loved it ;D
Joys face is like what the FU*K is this guy talking about
XD
Oh N…
Happy Thanksgiving to you too!
Damn Black, he’s so lucky and he doesn’t even know it…
He is lucky but I don’t think that he wanted to see his weewee C:
…I am laughin’ hysterically now… Oh, N… -pats back-
*laughing head off, close to tears* Oh, poor N…
And Cheren and Alder appearing next episode. :D *happeh face is happeh*
This looks like a fun idea, seeing as N is in his “Emotional Break-down” stage.
I’m sure some BlackxN would be needed to help him during this “Emotional Break-down” <3
This is so hilarious, xD N is just too cute.
o3o Oh, I’m new, but I’ve been following for couple months.
I caught up again! :D
N… I’m not even going to comment…
oh my god….Joy’s face in the last panel….XD
IT LOOKS LIKE HE’S BOTH WEIRDED OUT *AND* CONSTIPATED! THIS WORLD JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER AND BETTER…
(lol another bad Yugioh fanbase reference I know)
*FACEPALM* XD
I’d also like to ask, isn’t Black going naked everytime he turns into Kcalb? Seeing as Kcalb’s skin is pure black, y’know. :P
Yes.
And probably now so is N… After all, nudity makes you epic.
Mr(s). Author!Black!!!
Your posting so much!!!
N… Look on the bright side. At least you weren’t brutally filleted by Kcalb-san…
Your wee-wee is the creator of Pokemon?
Oh my mew.
… This would explain so much about N, actually.
Hardly. That’s Arceus’…
My god. You’re right.
And welcome back, reshi
That would, in reality.
Like how his name is Natural.
Who the fuck name there son “Natural”.
Apparently, Ghetsis.
The same guy who wears a trash-bag snuggie and a DBZ power scanner EVERYWHERE.
Nice Boat, N.
I love Joy’s face, he’s all like “Oh…Kaaay then” Haha I love this chapter so much < 3~ Don't worry N, everyone saw your weewee, no need to worry about Black.
I know.
I agree with this so much.
i LOVE YOU SO MUCH i COULD DIE you finally updated. ;A; *tears*
*KNEW THAT WAS WHAT WOULD UPSET N MOST XD XD*
Also AAAAAH SO FSCKING EXCITE FOR CHERENXALDER CHEREN & ALDER SHENANIGANS !!
and i fail at strikethrough html
I don’t understand why humans fret so much about being naked. I mean, Pokémon run around naked all the time, and we don’t freak out about it
Humans have… parts, Manaphy. Pokemon have invisible parts so they don’t seem to care as much.
I was going to say something else but I don’t want to be racist in front of my other favorite Sinnoh legendary.
Pokemon have those parts too, just not the same kinds as humans. Besides Manaphy, you don’t have them, not many legendaries do.
Actually Manaphy can… Erm, procreate. They just need a ditto to make a Phione…
>->;
Some pokemon have fur, or something similar, to cover their genitals. Others just have retractable ones.
And then there’s things like Octillery and Tentacool. Let’s just not go there.
Hey, don’t forget me, Thundhurrus.
Ditto, don’t you just transform?
Yes…Well, um…Yeah, lets just go with that. >.>
DON’T GET ME STARTED, DITTO. DON’T GET ME STARTED.
I do not wish to go there.
I have no ‘genetalia’ to speak of, but I am genderless.
Some people seem to consider myself and Uxie to be ‘Male’, however, and Mesprit to be ‘Female’, which makes me wonder what Gender other Pokemon and Humans think I lean towards.
-Ponders-
how old are YOU Black?
Yes, Black, how old are you? I would love to know
400,000 years…and 12 seconds.
So close, Thundhurrus!
I will be a year older in two months.
gee. thanks. that really helps. :/
Exactly two months? January 23? That’s exactly a week after my birthday!
if it’s the 23 then it’s two days after mine!
N’s worried that Black saw. But N doesn’t even wear underwear. And he’s always wearing dresses w/o panties. Nope. Sorry N, I don’t feel bad for you getting your privates peeped, seeing as you’re always going commando and we all know that deep down Black is the one you want to see those parts anyway.
lol @ Joy’s face in the last panel. He’s just like “wut.”
a giamt zoroark made of hair and kcalb getting headshotted…. you never cease to amaze me
Joy wonders what he did in life to be put in this situation.
Oh jeez N. REALLY? But that transforming thing was pretty cool. 8D
Thanks for updating and finishing the episode! Can’t wait for the next one. :D
N, your concerns are so amusing. XD
THAT FACE is the reason love Joy, WHY are the maidens not screaming there is a half dead corps in front of them,some people have no pride HELP HIM HE IS BLEEDING TO DEATH
So, due to recent events and Mr. Thundhurrus NOT HELPING IN MY TIME OF NEED I have decided to ignore any…FEELINGS…and become a more closed-off and cruel Azelf, living within the dark confines of my own lonliness.
In short.
-Grins-
Let him BLEED.
he’s bleeding??? i only see… black
(is crying)Yeah Kcalb hit him in the head and and he’s bleeding.(Azelf slaps Darkrai in the face)Thanks Azey I needed that and the way I look at it now it’s kinda funny…
Ha ha muhahaha!
I THOUGHT IT WAS GLARINGLY OBVIOUS THAT I HATE YOU AND EVERYTHING THAT YOU ARE.
WHY THE HELL WOULD I HELP YOU?
Because deep down you like that I can slap you in the face with your own words.
At least I give you somewhat of a CHALLENGE instead of bowing to your supposed ‘gretaness’ – which is technically nonexistant.
That, and I suspect we both have childhood issues we need to…straighten out.
-Grins-
…What the bloody fuck are you talking about?
Humm maybe the reason why I’M MENTALY F****** SCARED IS BECAUSE I WAS LEFT WITH THAT BASTARD YOU CALL “father” AND I NEVER F****** RECALL BEING GREAT OR HAVE WHAT YOU CALL “gretaness”
AZELF!
-Stares-
Dear Arceus, apparently when someone misspells something it hits a nerve.
Calm down Darkrai, it’s perfectly acceptable to have opinions and beliefs.
Yours are wrong, but it’s perfectly acceptable.
-PatPats-
Be calm, my Poke-child.
Note to self:
Small sentences when dealing with other Pokemon, and always check for errors in thyne spelling.
I apologise for my outbursts blah blah blah I’m gonna have a nap.
Good Arceus.
I think I have a stalker.
Arceus is good?! When creates things like the Kami Trio?! You need medical help Azelf.
As for the stalker, ever try replicating the ability stench?
Don’t insult our Father!
-Huffs-
And, no, Mr/Ms. Sawsbuck I have never attempted to replicate the ability Stench.
Unlike you I live near water and can actually take baths.
Arceus is a retarded piece of shit.
You and your siblings are some of the only ones who think otherwise.
Now, that can’t be true!
Certainly there are Pokemon that believe in him as much as I do.
I mean…
He didn’t help when Uxie, Mesprit and myself were captured…and he stuck me in the middle of a lake and allowed those humans to destroy it and my Magikarp friends, but he had good intentions!
…
Arceus abandoned you the moment he created you.
Gonna have to agree with the pervert here.
-Twitch-
FFFFNGH.
You can’t deny it.
N… didn’t you see Black’s weewee in the last episode?
and I <3 Joy's face in the last panel.
Didn’t Black see N’s peepee during the Ladorkus debacle?
yes, that’s why N says “again”
It’s too weird seeing Black and N in their normal clothes o_o
ikr?
so what will happen to tornadus? will his brothers secretly beat him up while he is knocked out, i wonder. i also wonder if i could get that on payperview.
Forget payperview, I want it in theaters.
And in 3D concert, with special edition glasses. :D
Cuz then it would be like we were actually watching pokemon fighting. :D
DID I MENTION IT’S IN 3D?
3d is old hat. I’m going to watch in 4d.
Bah, pathetic Pokemon.
I will watch in REAL-D, by splitting my soul from my body and being there when the action happens.
-Snickers-
isn’t your soul already detatched from your body???
-Sighs-
No, Mr/Ms. Skull.
It’s like an…what do those Humans call it?
…’Out of body experience’ that I can control.
… Astral Projection?
That can inhabit the bodies of other living beings, yes.
-NodNod-
lol joy’s face in the last panel is priceless xD
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Cute overload djdjsmsif
Commence kdkednf rainbow vomit
*BLAAARGHoohpretty*
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FFFFFF
THIS WAS FRIGGIN’ AWESOME
XDD
*dies of laughter*
I’m 11 years old. I am the 3.04%.
lol.
N.
N.
N.
I CAN’T.
THIS IS TOO FUNNY EVEN FOR ME.
Pff, N, are you ashamed?
Oh N~ I don’t think there’s anything funnier than your concerns~ XD
Oh, also, Happeh Thanksgiving to you all who celebrate~ C:
My crew and I have the largest feasts
Oh my god, Joy’s poker face.
LOLOLOL Oh N. XDDD
Happy Thanksgiving! Thanks for using your break to update for us! :3
So psyched for Cheren and Alder yeeeesh! :D
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA JOLTY CANT STOP LAUGHING XDDDDD
I hope that the person who’s over 30 is at least 60. That would be the Bee’s Knees.
Jesus! I leave for a couple of days to move, and look what happens!
And none of it’s my falt.
Don’t lie Darkrai. We all know it is your fault.
I ADMIT IT
I couldn’t take the guilt.It’s all my falt.(starts hysterically crying)
Admit it all… You’ll feel better and Kcalb will see to it you get your climatic punishment.
Joy’s face.
That’s what you get for not wearing any panties N. :p
on an unrelated note. I am excited for some
CherenxAlderPokemon champion antics in the next chappie.N should not be concerned with Black seeing his man junk. Beowulf has taught us that REAL men fight naked!
YES.
We all saw your weewee, N…. All of us… *creepface*
ಠ_ಠ
-Stares-
Hello….THUNDHURRUS.
ಠ_ರೃ
Mentlegen
HEY BITCHES!
THUNDHURRUS.
Where were you in my time of need?
Because of you my heart is darker…
DARKER.
It’s true.
I was somewhere, doing something.
Because I’ve never liked you.
You know this.
-Twitch-
THIS IS WHY I’M TURNING EVIL.
Well…that and certain FEELINGS that do not exist towards a certain business partner that may or may not be naked KCalb.
…But admit it.
-Grins-
You like me a LITTLE bit.
NAMED!
I MEANT NAMED!
-Sobs-
What’s HAPPENING to me?!
You keep deluding yourself into believing things that aren’t real.
Stop it. All those out-of-body experiences have messed with your mind.
I figured Azelf’s issues were the mushrooms in his dank cave.
Have you ever BEEN in my cave?
There are no mushrooms to speak of there.
Yea cause you ate them all… or smoked them… I’m not in for debate here. You live in a cave near water, in a seemingly always warm environment. There’s mushrooms bound to be in there! As for visiting you never invite anyone over so I have to break in!
oh my god Joy’s face XD yay for getting to see Cheren be a dick in the upcoming episode!
N: he saw me wee-wee!
Joy: so did I…..*me gusta face*
Alder and Cheren the next chapter? Is Alder going to act like his anime counterpart because that’s just awesome. XD He can rival Cynthia with the creepiness.
Oh dear, you startled me. I thought there was gonna be a legit plot point. YOU ALMOST HEART ATTACKED ME D8
Again?! And he’s acting like it’s a big deal…really, I’ve lost count by now…
*facepalms* That’sssss it. Freezing over Icirrusssss. And anyone elssssse who leavessss the tunnel…. No dissssscussssion.
-Sits On-
I agree with this plan.
I must now take initiative, be a more evil Pokemon!
…Because I was always evil.
YES.
*sits on Azelf*
I’m a djizcncrjskslcjd glitch pokemon. I was made dhdnsdneneej evil.
Azey helped put me strayt and showed me what I really am EVIL.
(starts rolling on the ground in front of them and laughing hysterically)
…
What have I done with my life?
Something very stupid.
It was bound to happen sometime, I suppose.
Thankfully it culminated when I’ve decided to become a more ruthless Pokemon, so I’m much too preoccupied with certain duties to care.
Foolish N and his male concerns. I personally would’ve loved the position. He’s just hiding his lurveee~
Umbre?
-tilted head stare-
Why does your name hafta be Umbreon (Shiny Form)? Why not just Shiny Umbreon?
Because there might be more than one!
“Tower of Heaven” huh?
May Heaven grant you fortune.
And may HELL grant you MISFORTUNE.
And may purgatory grant you stability.
And may life grant you insanity
And may science grant you medication for life’s insanity gift.
And may Arceus grant you sexy lingerie.
If arceus granted us that then I wouldn’t be a Kcalb believer then! -snort stomp- Besides Kcalb grants all followers a blood bath. Whose blood no one knows but it is always a party around there.
Does it have sexy lingerie though?
;)
Majority of the time yes.
…oh, N. You silly little thing. XD
AND YAY FOR ALDER AND CHEREN~
For look how cleanly Kcalb’s scythe splits the horizon twain…
A Celestial Tower of Heaven.
ALDER: JOY FACTION OR JENNY FACTION……OR CHEREN FACTION?
ALL
I can see him more a Doctor Faction.
Liek liek liek… “with Cheren and Alder”. *CherenxAlder shipper*
Ahemahem, I like it sooo much xD Like how things are turning out. But, just 20 pages…? Whatevs! Looking forward for more!
Hell yeah a fellow OldSoulShipper! *hi-five*
^____^ *hi-five*
Black need more POKEMANS
Joy’s face….
And uhh, poor N? DID HE NOT WANT A RELATIONSHIP WITH BLACK? WHY ARE YOU UPSET OVER THIS N. WHYYYYYYY?
To everyone who didn’t get this episode’s references:
Joy’s face cannot be recreated.
Sure it can.
._.
I finally exit my tomb after a hundred years and I see this~!It was indeed a good day for me,ya!(Still trying to grasp Human language…FARFIGNULETRON!!)
You tell me, I just got out of an eternity in an underwater city and I’m loving this. N and Black make me almost not despise humans…
I feel a kindred spirit in you, Mr. Cthulhu.
It’s sad only a few people got the reference for this episode. ;A;
IKNURRRRRIGHT!!!!!
I am dissappoint in people.
They should be ashame.
It only took me the entire day, but I just read all of the episodes, and I must say that I’ve fallen in love with Black Adventures.
Oh N, it was Kclab. Black is a split-personality kid, and is completely unaware.
Then again, it’s true. Just not in this particular episode.
Am I the only one concerned that N refers to his *cough* *cencored* *cough* as a weewee? ;~;
Beep boop, N, beep boop.
The endless summer has ended.
Joy’s expression: “What’s a wee wee?” XD
And yet he has one.
Joy’s face is epic win. I’d just like to point that out.
Do not worry N I seen nothing. Just an Asian man. D:
Ahahahaha oh man I love Joy’s face in the last panel! Priiiiicelesssss!! But don’t worry N, I don’t think he’ll remember, since you kinda sorta shot him in the face…
Hmmm… Oh N…. X)
N, you should be worrying if he’s OK before you worry about him seeing your dragon.